Venus Conjunct Gary

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Cheesy vintage album cover

Seriously w.t.f (?) and wow.

You know how Mars sextile Venus is kind of hotting up this week in mating/dating for some people?

Well asteroid Gary is part of the mix – yes, asteroid Gary is conjunct Venus.

Asteroid Gary is number 4735 if you want to go check yours out on Astrodienst.

If you’ve felt a kind of “sharper tool” vibe, a desire to get back down to basics in the realm of love/sex, you could be vibing with the conjunction of asteroid Gary and Venus.

If you have the right tools and you know how to use them, you don’t need that many tools in the box, right/ Why overcomplicate schizz?

Asteroid Gary flips the bird at bureaucracy, shamanic sex crap and government health regulations. Asteroid Gary winks to convey subtext.

Are you feeling it? Or are you too busy going crazy-bats with empire expansion via Jupiter (in Cancer/Kataka) activating the Zap Zone? Remember: Alexander the Great was a Cancerian. Sometimes the desire to have enough food in “the fridge” can lead to great deeds.

 

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Kat
Kat

Dear Mystic and Wonderful Readers- From our local paper, News Headline for Gary conjunct Venus…LOL!!! How to…. Former strip club site in Kalamazoo to transform into butterfly sanctuary Associated Press Kalamazoo, Michigan — Volunteers in southwestern Michigan are working to turn the former site of a strip club into a butterfly sanctuary. A group of them on Thursday planted milkweed, shrubs, perennials and other plants in hopes of attracting Monarch butterflies and other insects, MLive.com reports. It’s located between a Kalamazoo parking lot that used to be site of a strip club and adjacent to a former adult bookstore, where… Read more »

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

I didn’t need to stare too long at that album cover before I realised that Gary is conjunct my Mars right now.
“Getting down to business” – judging by that alarming hip-swivel, the business is chiropractic.

Lo
Lo

GARY!

I want an MP3 upload!

I’m scared to look up my Gary placement… It’s probably on my ascendant.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Very masculine Gary I have, Aries in the 11th conjunct Chiron. Opp Uranus & trine Mars.

Transiting my 3rd, IC now.

Funny but unappealing trigger is Gary for me. I am embarrassed for even having been born in the 70’s.

Pi
Pi

“heal your plumbing… heal your life”

“a well built house is a well built society”

etc 😀

Andromeda
Andromeda

Omg Pi, I finally have a handle on Gary..
He is the Tailor of Feng Shui Flares, the Plumber of the Soul, the Carpenter of the Egoless Self. 🙂

Pi
Pi

haha! perfect 🙂

pegasus
pegasus

I will NOT look up my Gary, nor look at his ass crack or tool bag.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Lol, love it.

catfish moon
catfish moon

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suzi
Suzi

Ooh interesting… my natal Gary is 21 Taurus in 5th House… but transiting Gary is in 10th coming up to Conjunct North Node… cool 🙂 … and right about now is exactly conjunct a males friend’s Venus (his name is not Gary).

catfish moon
catfish moon

I have Sun/Gary/Saturn conjunction in Cancer and transiting mars is sitting on my sun and 1* from Gary. Transiting Jupiter is on my Natal Juno in Cancer.
I went grocery, pet food, house paper products shopping the other day and had 3 FULL carts at costco. WOW.

Transiting Gary is on my part of fortune in my 1st house.

catfish moon
catfish moon

The venus and mars sextile not feeling these last few days. I wish the boyfriend and I were cause it has been our first 2 nights kid free in 2 weeks. Yet no.

saggenie
saggenie

lololol

Lucy
Lucy

Feeling all of it at once.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

“If you’ve felt a kind of “sharper tool” vibe, a desire to get back down to basics in the realm of love/sex, you could be vibing with the conjunction of asteroid Gary and Venus.
If you have the right tools and you know how to use them, you don’t need that many tools in the box, right/ Why overcomplicate schizz?”

right tool = vibrator lol…why complicate things?

Kat
Kat

Gary cazimi Saturn Saggi 2nd house- secret passion for tools! LOL! Just bought twin tape measures for me and my girl tween! My dad fixed everything!!!Love wooden shelves, floors, and guys who can install them!!! Sighhhhhh….

lordy
lordy

Is Gary a long-haul driver?

calypso
calypso

yes. I call him “The Trucker”

Pi
Pi

i kind of see him as a gemini. maybe Aries rising. kind of a mechanic (grease monkey) / electrician (cos they’re bright, npi!) / yardie. Drives trucks only to do friends a favour. maybe run a few ki’s on the side while he’s at it to help put his sister’s kids through school 😀

Di
Di

Hey! I have Gary conjunct my Asc!! What does it mean?? Please tell me. And Venus is right there. I want to take full advantage of this. It sounds awesome.

Pi
Pi

romantic date = share a few tinnies with a good sort on a fishing trip in the Gulf (choose most local Gulf depending on your geog location). topless sunbathing at the gold coast. you express your Gary via a perfectly arranged toolshed that you built from salvaged shipping palettes. Homebrew. non-handy types flock to you. don’t buy new jeans until the old pair falls off you. freeclimb cliffs for fun? or is that more Gary in Aries. spking of which what actually is your asc?xx 🙂

Di
Di

¡Hola Pi!

Thank you very much for your comment!

My ascendant is in Virgo, Gary and Circe are really close! I’m in Mexico city, so no beach time for me unfortunetly. I’d love to though. Definitely going to cut my hair this week and at least some new clothing to go with this renew me. Yei!

Cheers from México

Pi
Pi

Hola Di! Well, I have no idea how Gary would work in beautiful Mexico!! but you do have that gorgeous Gulf of mexico AND the gulf of california to choose from… I see gary over there as a bit modern, a bit cow-boyish, with some good friends in the next valley who have just the right equipment for the thing you need done, drives a little recklessly, troubled past but all the wiser for it 🙂 note, this is my imagination only! xx buenos noches

Pi
Pi

oh sorry! I just re-read your comment and you said Virgo!with Circe! well. hmm. ok, how about this. Gary and Circe work together in Virgo as a rescue and healing team like no other. Gary is the rugged paramedic. Circe is the medicine woman. Together, they search for things to fix. They make old new again, they set the broken on a path to being whole. x

scalycat
scalycat

When I adopted my cat who is called Gary, the transitting sun was conjunct my natal Gary in Cancer in the 11th house. That’s kismet that is.

Pi
Pi

Gary the cat. ahahahah. I met some English guys once who called their cat Alan. Deliberately being un-fancy. 😉

scalycat
scalycat

He came with the name. And when I saw his name was Gary I knew I had to get him.

Ariel
Ariel

My first boyfriend’s family had two cats called Linda and Dave. I couldn’t help but laugh at their names, always. (& we are all English!)

scalycat
scalycat

I love how the English give their animals human names. A friend of mine had a cat called Keith.

Pi
Pi

Keef.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Way too much into the expansion energies imploded in my career. I don’t know what it feels like to be excited! LOL!! blah… I miss it so much!

emg
emg

Ok just done my Gary research and I have laughed out loud. Gary has just crossed my DC and is trine my natal Jupiter in my 5th. This should say a fast and loose time is coming. Woo hoo
But then I looked at my ex and our synastry, we both land our natal Gary in the others 7th! Ha hahahahaha Then did the composite and of course 7th house Gary. It’s so true!! Thanks for this giggle this morning Mystic.

EMG
EMG

Oh how I love this image above. Oh lord everything you just love about the male of the species. Bless Actually, I am cancer sun and a number of other planets and to be honest, and this is mad weird stuff for me, my libido has taken a vacation and I am full on powering into the new life that has opened up thanks to uncle jupiter. At last I think my long lost uncle has shown up and is handing out sweeties. I am grabbing the bag full and running with it. For sure I am heading towards the… Read more »

sas
sas

So Gary is Trine to my natal Sun ( Sun Cap, Cancer Moon, Leo Rising) I’m not sure what that exactly means … but all Ive been vibing post Love Zombie Apocalypse of a month ago is some Sex in the Chillzone without any crazy love zombie insight could it be Jupiter is finally bring light relief to my Pluto (transit) Conjunction with (Natal) Venus …. Ps im quite ready for Pluto to get the hell off my Venus / Moon Opposition…. Over it !

Pi
Pi

“Asteroid Gary flips the bird at bureaucracy, shamanic sex crap and government health regulations. Asteroid Gary winks to convey subtext.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
perfect

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

When I think asteroid Gary, I think this

S
S

Today I meet the charming Gary lookalike, he was sans beard and from Tasmania. Sweet fella. He thought the boy sitting next to me was my son and asked if I lived in the area.
Asteroid Gary is retro Cap 11th House.

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

Oh dear – that pose is so absolutely tragic it’s freakin AWESOME!
Gary a go go!
Get down indeed.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

it is just TOO ridiculous!!! where does she FIND them??

is that a PASSPORT shoved down his trousers?

calypso
calypso

passport to the republic of lurve 🙂

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

Bah-ha-ha-haah!
So wrong it’s right!

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Oh yeah. That’s a passport to paradise, babes! lol

lordy
lordy

His Little Brown Book, madame. Will you be his next call?

Pi
Pi

” hiiii sugar. This is Garrry. Piano bar, downtown, pick you up at eight.”

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

“Sometimes the desire to have enough food in “the fridge” can lead to great deeds.”

Mystic, you’re brill, totally amping up ZZ.. your writing on current astro is like a sharp sniper 🙂 thank you!

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