Few people are interested in asteroids and astrology, let alone asteroid Gary astrology.
You know how Mars sextile Venus is kind of hotting up this week in mating/dating for some people?
Well, asteroid Gary is part of the mix – yes, asteroid Gary is conjunct Venus.
Asteroid Gary is number 4735 if you want to go check yours out on Astrodienst.
If you’ve felt a kind of “sharper tool” vibe, a desire to get back down to basics in the realm of love/sex, you could be vibing with the conjunction of asteroid Gary and Venus.
If you have the right tools and you know how to use them, you don’t need that many tools in the box.
Asteroid Gary flips the bird at bureaucracy, shamanic sex crap and government health regulations. Asteroid Gary winks to convey subtext.
Your Gary is where you don’t give a fuq. Here is an example of how to interpret your asteroid Gary astrology. If you had, for example, Gary conjunct your Moon, you would be comfortable eating crisp sandwiches while you read whatever news media confirmed your bias of the week. It would be soothing.
Gary square Mars would set up grand schemes and then detour on the way to the start of the marathon. If anyone asked you about it, you’d take it as a privacy invasion and change the subject.
People with Mercury conjunct Gary make hilarious conversational segues without even realizing it. For example, they could be discussing some dystopian news saga and then say “oh, that reminds me, how is your partner?”
Are you feeling it?
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