The Never Ending Lightbulb Moment

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Jupiter Square Uranus Vibe is totally Tesla: eureka flashes, swift re-framings of situations, and speed-morphs. Time is not linear, and this aspect proves it for sure. There are three different ways it can manifest. 

(1) Globally or as what I call an astro-passage. That is what’s going on now. Jupiter is at a ninety degree (square) angle with Uranus. Jupiter amplifies. It’s challenging Uranus to be more Uranian. Everyone feels the revved-up whacky ingenuity and potential for chaos.

(2) By transit. That would be when Jupiter in the current sky squares your natal Uranus – the position Uranus was at when you were born. That’s personal. It activates your Uranus, so the general atmosphere could be sedate, but you’re in mad inventor mode.

(3) Jupiter square Uranus at birth. You’re always like this. You’re a Uranian, running off cues from the future, disdainful of the status quo, and conventional expectations. If it’s not an invention, you’re not interested. You can check your natal birth chart and my interpretations of your aspects with an Astral DNA instant download.

The current version of this is operating like a particularly twisted Mercury Retrograde. I turned on the computer this morning, the iMac i call my mothership, and my email program was prompting me to set it up.   None of my folders are there. Did gremlins sneak in during the night to fuq it up while I dreamed of steampunk sailing ships and heavy seas? 

The other astro-weirding manifestation is that it is now practically impossible to be anything other than you. Try some fake fuqery on, and you get zapped. Walk off your correct path, and there is hi-volt electric wire in the long dewy grass.

 

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electric eel libran
electric eel libran

what the f? worst weekend yet. Just got saddled with filial piety duty slinging my hateful mother around to do important paperwork cross states. why cant her princess ass take a cab or bus like normal people? Why does she insist her daughter 4 states away drive home to do this on short notice? I don’t care what astologers say but Capriorns are f-ing princesses.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Ha ha ! My friends have a Capricorn son and I adore him but he will cry at the drop of a hat.

Emg
Emg

Honestly of all sun signs it seems the capi is my most difficult relation ! So I just lol’d a lot !

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Caps are best when they are your friends! not relations or bosses! My female Cappy friends are like solid rocks you can depend on.

I was not expecting this mess now let me tell you!

Emg
Emg

I’ve a daughter who is capi. She’s amazing but it’s like living with mother superior !!!!!

emg
emg

Hahaha my daughter just asked if I could buy her a book.
The art of War. Sun Tzu
She’s 16 for heavens’ sake! Capi and General Attention!

Savannah
Savannah

Ah aha! Not that I’m a call girl or was ever nun!

Savannah
Savannah

I’ve spent the weekend reading Carla Van Raay’s book God’s Callgirl. Amazing story, amazing life. Light bulb moments…..haven’t stopped. Given to me to read by my Italian acupuncturist . I see why. Sat on my table for months now. So well written, speaks to me in volumes.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

It’s all blasts-from the past, weeeeird co0incedences and bumping into people in unexprected places…..bonkers, so it is a bit Merc Rets

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

Oh I’m over this lonely time in my life, sure, its been good for me to become incredibly self reliant and all that comes w that. But I’m not convinced that this is what life is meant to be like. Seriously I wish someone could tell me what I need to do, give me direction… I’m waiting on the outcome of an interview which will increase my social life immensely and ill be able to connect more w my loved ones, and not be so far from them… When I was visiting last week a friend said to me “but… Read more »

Pi
Pi

hmm.. resonates.. xx

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

i wonder if its saturn???? the last time i was this lonely was my saturn return, actually it really does smell of saturn… I get myself into these funks where I reflect on all the time Ive spent alone over the last decade…. Thank you for your acknowledgment pi and helping me feel not so alone in this… I listened to Esther hicks today and it helped shift me out of the black hole of lack and realised I had to take responsibility for making the shift happen! and that I needed to focus on what made me feel good… Read more »

Pi
Pi

yeah. it does feel saturn. “the road is long, with many a winding turn” etc yes like you said, even the work we have to do to sustain ourselves emotionally, feed the fire, we must make that happen. go out and chop the wood alone, lug it back home alone, chip into kindling alone, build the fire alone, warm ourselves by the fire alone. Well, that’s sort of how I am experiencing it right now anyway. Like you I do connect with friends and loved ones but they are not the kind of Here that I need. Do keep turning… Read more »

Emg
Emg

For an age, years, that was my cry. Someone please tell me what I’m to do. What’s my purpose. Then I was told its my place to wait for things to come to me and see if I want them. Never chase never instigate. Just wait. It was a revelation. I realised that my whole life had been one big frustrated dead end apart from those things that had just miraculously appeared. So now I wait…and my life has changed so much. Suddenly doors have opened and life is at last making strides for me !!!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

So true. What frustrates me is that people are like “well, I believe such-and-such” as if its a matter of choice. But what you’ve said is how it happens – always and forever. Believing it has nothing to do with it. It just a matter of how much stress do you put yourself under between things, you know? lol. I stress A LOT. I like to think I control things, but I don’t. It comes to me, or it doesn’t.

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

yes… there is the surrender that allows what is to just be…. not to fight it, it is a gift for sure…thankyou xx

if you fall... dive
if you fall... dive

So if this is a prequel to the ZZ later in the month… Uranus is conjunct my Aries Venus right now, and I keep running into these random gorgeous men who for whatever stroke of fate or luck or whatever find me attractive, too. BUT. This only happens if I don’t try to control anything! Just have to let Uranus do it’s thing.

Fun Karma Fact: This only happens with men who floor me, even for a moment. If I’m bored and trying to settle, even if it’s ONLY flirting, no-go at ALL.

ramm-madam dingdong
ramm-madam dingdong

How gorgeous! Enjoy the sparks flying.

I’ve got the same transit going on, Uranus conjunct my Venus in the fourth! But I’m married, & I keep falling back into love with my husband. It feels gorgeous.

ramm-madam ding dong
ramm-madam ding dong

This feeling has been such a long time coming!
I had been blocking it, with my own list of insecurities, for five years!
It’s amazing how we self-sabotage like this continually.

if you fall... dive
if you fall... dive

yes! congratulations, and i’m jealous to boot! xo 🙂

Pi
Pi

that’s awesome, Madam Ram. xo

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

oooh. Applying this insight/strategy (going with the flow) to the existential landmine that is Uranus on my North Node.

Lucky you! 😉 Have fun!!!

mk
mk

so during a thought JOLT in between shopping for vampy halloween costumes + listening to Night Vale (in good hermit fashion). I decided the lack of black in my closet is APPALLING. I have officially come full circle from wearing nothing but black, to weeding out all black and hoarding pastels and now determining the purchase of a black faux leather jacket to live in this fall. 8 years almost on the dot. I have some serious astro weirding going on–ie was in love with this floral wallpaper and now I want to scribble FUQ IT in red lipstick across… Read more »

S
S

Absolutely grab the red lippy and have Redrum moment. Sorry I mean that in a good way not psychotic rampage. My feelings towards floral bed linen is very passionate. Why the hell do I want lay in flowers? The sexual semiotic Freudian reference really gets my goat. Fuq stop printing flowers on the covers and then you won’t need to create a “Men’s linen line”. Oh hell no…reduce consumerism? What planet are you on S? Oxymoron me thinks.

pegasus
pegasus

After my self-imposed isolation, have realised i am nothing without other peoples (Moon-Neptune mid-heaven). Did a Tantra Theory session last night with a couple who asked the right questions. They had been doing yoga for 7 months together so had the foundation. Real-eyes i know a lot after all, that i have much to impart. The woman said her interest came from an airport book Naomi Wolfe’s ‘Vagina’. Haven’t read it but had a laugh when she first said Virginia Woolf’s latest book. Back from the dead is she, i didn’t say, coz i’m good at listening…lol. It was technical… Read more »

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

^__^ that’s kind of adorable. ditzy, but adorable. lol

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Ahhhhh… I wondered why the big computer went ‘fut’ again a fortnight after it had been fixed…. And why #1 son has been all over the place, despite a clean diet and lots of exercise….. I’m making a stack of platters at the moment, experimenting with texture plates and underglazes worked into unfired clay…. Got an exhibition opening next Friday 16th (not mine !! ….. but soon….! ) and then I’m off down south where I hope to get in some serious schmoozing with the local artists. Having prioritised my goals into the 4 which are most important to me,… Read more »

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Yeah there is a definite crackle in the air. The other day I switched on my phone and a random post I’d been looking at days ago appeared… nothing else, just that. Yesterday a friend received an email from me that I’d sent three weeks ago. A friend crashed the night at my house and we had the same dream.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

My house was making a buzzing sound. I think my air conditioning is broken. 🙂

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

That was supposed to be a sad face. Fuq this pseudo merc retro

gbs
gbs

Yes, the Universe isn’t tolerating any projection of old dynamics onto current situations–it feels like a combination of Uranus and Saturn energy. I sat down this morning and walked through step-by-step with myself the things I wasn’t happy about in my life, asking myself “How much is this your view of the matter? How much of it is circumstances beyond your control? If it’s circumstances beyond your control, what is your plan for dealing with it? What are the positive things going on in your life that you need to acknowledge and appreciate?” Afterward I felt a renewed energy and… Read more »

Lo
Lo

I guess I’m being zapped. All the sudden my boss has gone AWOL and owes me money … Barely made my rent. I’m kinda livid… But being zen about as much as I can. This happened to me before with a different employer… I made it out fine but this is still dissapointing.

I agree with the merc rx POV – I had my Internet shut off by accident and had to prove the Internet provider was wrong ! Plus the disappearance of my boss… Ugh, I feel icky!

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

Having a LZ moment. Uranian Pisces and I had been talking again after I broke up with multi-Ram and he kept saying he wanted to come down and see me. Guess he went camping this weekend and I knew something was up, he had sex with some random girl up there. Lied about it, but I got it out of him because I’m Sherlock Holmes and stuff. Said he didn’t like her. Whatever. Then he wants to take me up there and go camping with me. I was feeling so confused and low at the end of the call that… Read more »

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Dude sounds like a total Qi Vamp; no wonder you feel drained! Some attention put on appreciating your own phoenixing should fix that, yes?

S
S

I have to agree with 12HV. “Didn’t like her” classic trying to save your feelings line. But it hurts you more.
Saying you want to be with someone but your dick is in someone else…well that will never fly. This New Moon period is what I’ve term the Naked Moon. What truth are you willing to discover in others and what will you reveal to others? Primal honesty doesn’t hurt anyone, so long as your all on the same page. When you can’t make a decision, don’t force yourself to make one.
Peace be with you Rache

Pi
Pi

good work sherlock.
he’s done that all wrong and you know it. After that kind of conversation, it doesn’t sound like he’s exactly made you feel like the centre of the universe. He sleeps with girls he doesn’t like? So where does that leave you if you guys got together? Also on the “yeah, but I don’t like her” list? and he wants to take you to the same place? how original! try harder, slacker pisces dude.
Stick with the ones who you feel special or balanced around. You don’t need this confusion and low-ness. XX

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

Yeah. I’ve been needing a reset for awhile now and I think cutting him off for good (like straight up AA counting-days style) will be life changing. He’s been messing me up for years now. This was just ridiculous; I believe he has NPD and his behavior is textbook. Devalue and discard, destroy self esteem, then swoop back in. See also: the “D.E.N.N.I.S. System”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys

lol
But yes, it’s totally unhealthy. I don’t even like him, it’s like he tears me down so much that subconsciously I believe if I can get his respect and love I will feel better. It’s sick/I’m done.

Pi
Pi

well, it’s good that you can see the kind of system that’s functioning here. At some point in the (v near) future you will find it easier to shake your head in disbelief at the crap some men think you will put up with. It takes a bit of mental training to know that you are better off without. Sorry if this is all blindingly obvious to you already. My “journey” (gag) came around to the value I put on myself, not on what some guy would be “willing to pay” (ie fuq-all, in the case of the shitty, damaged… Read more »

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

You were right, Mystic: it’s the never-ending mabarosi.

Thank Goddess for my accident last Sept! Talk about a lucky break LOL. I won’t bog you down with the details, but trust me when I say that that shitstorm saved my life. Thank Gods, thank Saturn, thank fuq!

Huzzzzah!

Pi
Pi

now that sounds interesting.

Emg
Emg

Yeah I’m intrigued too. I had a mighty crash two years past. Fractured skull bleed on brain fracture collar bone ribs etc. ’twas the end of a massive business venture for me. Yuk. Then bizarrely month or so back, went and smacked my head again. Chipped orbit above right eye. ? WTF. the universe is hitting me around the head literally.
So do tell your tale.

pegasus
pegasus

OUCH for your eye from me!

emg
emg

thanks Pegs

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Lightning literally struck my place three times in July. Now why can’t I get these powerball tickets to work?

emg
emg

Keep buying em, you are in with a chance…
Don’t buy em…pretty much, you’re not gonna win.
Three times you say? You must be electric in your house or just well earthed?? Do you have a grand trine in earth ?
Hahahaha thanks for the giggle

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Haha! Right: what are the odds?! Put me in the book, I’m playing them 😉

I have zero earth in my chart! Zilch nada double naught! A shit ton of water, though. Very conducive. I am my own lightning rod.

emg
emg

I’m water water everywhere too grand trines but very little in the way of earth air or fire come to think of it. My venus loves air! I’m a conundrum ! Does that conduct too???

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Does what conduct? Venus, air or conundrums? Yes. Haha

I have Venus-Sun in Scorp/8th house. Even my air is watery: Pluto-Moon in Libra/7th house. Which end is up is as sure as a corked bottle bouncing along the waves: it might be this way or that way, but the vessel doesn’t sink 😉

emg
emg

I’m a neptune in 8th Scorpio! I truly never have a reality handle on anything. You could say I have the bends!!!!

emg
emg

too deep too deep
Pull up pull up…

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Iron Lung

?

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

That’s suppose to be a <3. Love to Iron Lung.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

And synchronicity: over half of the US is under a severe flood threat now. Very unusual, esp during these dog days of summer solstice. Climb to higher ground, people! Reeeeaaach

S
S

Thank you Scorp Inc, I have Libra Pluto in the 7th and I thought the air there was humid. Really appreciate your explanation. Cheers 🙂

molly bloom
molly bloom

yesterday night i was literally in a panic because i just couldn’t find my wallet! completely disappeared! then i took a deep breath, calmed down, and made an horary chart questioning “where is my wallet?”. i looked at it and find out! brilliant!

anon
anon

I love horary charts stories . . . please give more detail

molly bloom
molly bloom

well, it was yesterday night…i looked fot the wallet in my bag and it wasn’t there…panic! after searching it all over the house…i thought: it must be in my car…! i searched there…but..nope! 🙁 i then made the horary astro chart, and found 2nd house in virgo (lost objects) in gemini, ruled by mercury which was in the 3rd near to IC (vehicles)….and jupiter in the 2nd nice aspected (fine result) i thought: it MUST be in my car! went againg loooking for it in my car…..it was there!!!!!!!!!!!….well hidden through the door and the seat…the only place i haven’t… Read more »

Prosepine
Prosepine

I was thinking that I must be stuck in my own private mercury retrograde. Nice to know at least I’m in sync.

And yeah, stuff I KNOW I shouldn’t be doing has backfired on me near instantly!

…and just couldn’t seem to de static my clothes or hair these last few days….haha! Great post!

Jen Scorpio
Jen Scorpio

Hi Mystic. I had my email program do that. If you back up on an external hard drive, you just need to restore the last back-up that had the emails (hopefully you back up regularly so you don’t loose too much stuff). That worked a treat for me.

Congrats for not letting it send you into a complete techno-panic.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

My phone is dead and I can’t find a charger. I’m stuck at my ex’s watching our kid while he goes out for his 40th birthday. I’m trying to keep my place empty and clean as its getting a lot of traffic from potential buyers. I the ex some nice things for his birthday, including how I won a Neptune Dream Diary for noting his graciousness on an astro blog. Lol! He said nice things too, but he had a but: “You need to fit in with people more, you know, for community.” There it is. And its nice to… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Also, thank Jupiter, the new job is going great. Its taken me some time to settle into the place because I don’t need to make a work plan against someone else’s idea there. I realize how I’ve navigated by externals and its like I am on the open seas now – no resistance. I am the only person who knows what I am doing, what I can do, and how to do it. And – happy day – that’s why they hired me!

anon
anon

Cleaning old boxes of crap and just found a scrap of paper whish I’d gone stream of conscious on. It made me laugh out loud and I thought in light of ‘not fitting in’ comments you might get a laugh out of it too. It’s written on a piece of paper ripped out of those cheerful note pads that have “shopping list’ in a festive script at the top. “I just read my star sign Libra is a natural realtor and I felt strangely cheated / relieved I hadn’t manifested my destiny then I realised it said relater and somehow… Read more »

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Lol! Uranus opposing my Mercury now. Not getting much sleep. It was weird to hear from him because I have never under any transit been the type who fits in. Finally watched Silverlinings Playbook last night and it helped me feel a bit more optimisitic about relationships.

mercuryrising27
mercuryrising27

Argh! I swear I have been walking around all week wondering why it felt so much like a mercury retrograde. Tech has been failing left, right and centre, traffic has been a nightmare, I’ve been getting into niggly misunderstandings with so many people – finally understood! Thx mystic!

Leomancer
Leomancer

Mystic, I feel your pain. Last night TEN MINUTES after I submitted my essay my computer shut down and did not restart. Today it is still unable to restart and I am watching it repair itself slowly slowly while I try to remember what work I have done since the last back up. Thankfully won’t lose too much and really thankfully the essay was submitted on time. About the same time the computer shut down last time I had the strangest relase of old emo. Feelings I recognized from a while ago but did not relate to anymore came up… Read more »

EA
EA

Been there.!.. Do yourself a Favour: don’t try to remember. Just relax & read the last backup and fill in any missing parts that come to mind. Give yourself time.

I am a writer and have recovered thousands of lines from memory using this method. Remember: it’s all there in your subconscious! It just needs your left brain to shut up for it to start coming back.

Hope that. Makes sense. Good luck:-)

Leomancer
Leomancer

Thanks EA, I got nearly everything back, but I like your advice! You’re right most of it was still hanging around in my head. The words might not be exactly the same but the ideas and sentiments were still there. I am sure there is still more to come given some more time.

Cheers!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Yes the never ending lightbulb week. It is possible to shine while low Qi or even ill if one relinquishes worry and vehement drive to control (says the Mars in Cap square everything). It is possible to use the emptiness to drive you but not feel empty…er, theoretically…still working that one. Emptiness is an illusion…AH THAT WORKS. Think my 12th house/Asc Neptune/Jupiter/Moon really likes that. It trines my Sun and sextiles natal Uranus. Which is currently in EXACT opposition to Uranus transitting. I’ve been feeling very iconoclastic right at a time i’ve returned to a very orthodox form of my… Read more »

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Yes, I agree: there is no such thing as Empty.

pegasus
pegasus

and yet one needs to empty themselves to be re-filled.

anon
anon

it’s become so much easier to walk away from situations that aren’t working with only thoughts of the future as opposed to endless pondering the reasons why/why not and what if. Just a feeling of gathering steam and I’m only just getting started, so don’t even think about standing in my light. And weirdly with every walk away there is always another option right now – immediately. Options. Everywhere. Am also finding it impossible to share space with negative people. IMPOSSIBLE. If it’s broken, fix it and stop worshiping the things that weaken your energy as if they’re sacred relics… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Amen to that!

emg
emg

Anon, you have said so much here that resounds with me right now. I had a deep point of satori on thursday night. Without thinking it just came upon me. A full understanding that I had just ended a 16 year cycle if not a cycle from 1982/3 What a complete and intense feeling of relief and calm. And then a huge wave of optimism and the knowing things are now very different and I have a completely new life to set up to. I can’t be anything other than very honest these days and expect only that in return.… Read more »

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

True confessions of a mental health professional: I’ve struggled with the frustration of sitting with clients for months who refuse to change. I resist judging them or dismissing them because, 1. It’s my job, and 2. It’s a very complicated, layered, & uniquely nuanced matter for people, resistance to change. Still, I have felt bats with frustration for some clients who insist on staying right where they are regardless of the pain it’s causing them, or the fact that they’ve bothered to sit wiith me– and paying good money for it to boot… Like, why are you here? Go home… Read more »

emg
emg

Great quote!!!

virgolicious
virgolicious

Thanks for the perspective Scorporation. Hitting middle age I am finding myself having repetitive conversations with my GP about (slight) overweight, cholesterol levels, winter depression, lack of exercise. None of these issues are enough to leap into action as I otherwise have a very ‘clean’ lifestyle and diet, but my GP patiently takes a slightly different tack each time we meet and it is making some headway. So often we know the right things to do for our health and wellbeing but other factors hold us back – not least how overwhelming is the amount of information out there. I… Read more »

pegasus
pegasus

Scorp INC, what a personage you are!
Sometimes it’s just your presence, simply being there is all that is required?.
Peeps seem to have so much resistance to change, and feel guilty about many things. Guilt is a major interference with accepting pleasure.
‘Onion Peoples’, where you have to peel layer after layer to get to the core. And it is the CORE that counts once the character, personality, opinions & ego have been wiped, so i guess exposure is what they resist.
Stay resilient, physically dust yourself off after being with them, don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

As I continue with my previous posts this has been painful. I am just ready to hit something. I got home tonight and found that my rent is going up $30 each month! I honestly did not freak out about it! I was upset but just put the notice down and went to my excel spreadsheet to predict! Oh my.. that is big! I feel like the walls are closing in!

Virgo Sun (11th), Libra rising (12th), Leo Moon (10th)!
Jupiter: Cancer 9th (trans)
Uranus: Aries (6th)
Mercury: Leo (10th)

I still say “crap” ! (chuckling)

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

Are ‘Friends’ Electric – my all time favorite GARY Numan song…

Yes, feeling this buzz big time – TV tuned itself on last night to give me a message – freaky sh*t but kindda loving it now I’ve adapted to the higher voltage.

ZAP!

Charles
Charles

I would gladly help you, if you could email me. Of course you can’t while your email is broken. So I suggest you always have an alternate email access method, for example, an account on GMail or iCloud.com that you can access via a web browser. Mac mail recovery is usually pretty easy at expert Unix levels, it is one of my specialties. Usually you can just re-enter your mail server settings and then it automatically reconnects with your old mail folders. But before you futz with it, backup your your entire ~/Mail folder (just select it and right click… Read more »

Charles
Charles

oops, make that “back up your entire ~/Library/Mail folder.”

pegasus
pegasus

That tech talk turns me on, Charles 🙂
So like expertise on anything i’m futzie about.

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