As a Sagittarius, she had no problem whatsoever with ordering Patchouli infused Magic Shamanic Shrooms online. She ate half the bag and went to Zumba class. Then she went shopping – cosmetics, a new ‘dancing with elves’ wardrobe and a cat. A short time later, she got it. The Green Man of Celtic mythology wasn’t a man. All the underworld legends were actually scientific but the science was suppressed. Hollow Earth Theory was real. She was looking for the entrance to the under-earth, when she remembered that she had an appointment with her accountant. She decided to no-show (she was a Sagg, nobody expected her to be tediously five dimensional) and book Neptunian Life Coaching Services instead. She’d take her new cat along. They could help her name him.
Image: Vivienne Westwood Gold Label Autumn-Winter 13/14