Mystic answers someone asking if their Progressed Ascendant in Gemini has occurred yet. There are different ways to measure it but in this case, yes it has. The Progressed Ascendant is about as rare as Saturn Return and is often momentous. You rapidly evolve your whole stance to the world, image, and persona. But depending on the form of progression technique you use, there are different dates that it can be said to occur. But in this case, I’m calling it as a yes.
Depending on whether we use Solar Arc or the other method, my Ascendant is either already progressed into Gemini or it is yet to happen. How will I know? Or am I already an honorary Gemini? I have nothing else in Gemini at all so it will be new to me. Or am I already here? I have been Taurus Rising my whole life.
Now I feel like I just woke up suddenly with superpowers like the origin story of that amazing wall-crawler. I’m new to the scene, but I imagine a Gemini’s life to be like waiting at an ATM with an old slow person who doesn’t know how to use it while you have fifty things on the agenda to take care of. Hence the high strung vibe, I have multi tasking between bookkeeping to do while Skyping my best friend from Italy while we speak in a Sicilian dialect as we desk brew import Japanese Green Tea. It has to be at just the right temperature to extract all the Lecithins and natural goodness that will offset the wine later this evening as we plan our trip to Budapest, solo.
Finger Clicking To Keep Time Must Have Been Invented By A Gemini Rising
It’s fashionable to be demeaning in a quickly witty way because, by the time they figure it out, I’ve gone to the Café on the corner. I’m completing my memoirs of old lovers and review the latest by that crime drama novel guy on my Blog.
Finger clicking to keep time must have been invented by a Gemini Rising – not to keep the rhythm but to add haute sass to a conversation all the while reminding everyone they are on borrowed time – namely mine.
However, I’m not so flighty as I really enjoy getting right in there in one-on-one conversations, feelings, emotions, philosophy of life and milestone destinations to prove all my trials and tribulations are worth something. I’ve gone before, now someone has to learn from it, right? Except, can you hurry up ‘coz I got shit to do and we both know I can do it better and faster.
Oh, and – I love my drama and gossip even more.
Have I transitioned all the way into Mercky Gem or am I still influenced by something else?
I’m calling it. You’re a Progressed Ascendant Gemini for sure.
Image: Raintree 1969
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