Astro Gaga Competion: Astrologically Caption Or Explain This Image To Win!

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Here we go again with the Astro Gaga Competition guys! 

Astrologically (or even just be surreal about it) explain/caption this image to win one of these fabulous prizes. Please don’t email me  – just put your genius in the comments below. I will roar back in to judge in 48 hours or so and announce the winners in the comments.  It will then be up to you to email me to claim your prize!

* Two Hours of Professional Organizing (on site or via Skype) or Anti-Clutter Coaching with the genius Organizer/Feng Shui/Space Consultant Carolyn McCallum.

* A Subscription to Mega Mystic for THREE years – this includes access to Daily, Weekly & Monthly Horoscopes, the Oracle, the complimentary astro-book that includes Sleazometer, Luna Luxe and the Zap Zone guide + the Daily Mystic must-know email. Or you can gift this if you win and you are already signed up for years.

* One of three Neptune Dream Diaries mailed out to you so that you can track your dreams and use your astral time more productively.

So go for it, explain this image and WIN-WIN-WIN!

Image: Steven Klein – US Vogue September 2013 – sorry i can’t link to U.S. Vogue as it forces me to the Vogue in my region. Control freaky much?

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Natalie
Natalie

To get some work done, Hilla had decided to shrink the children before the next energy op she was finishing before second sunrise. The twins, aqua savants and aries mercury had been trying to do one another in an insane whistling game that they had programmed in their voice boxes. She had a enough, her brows crossed, and her face got knitted into a narrow Virgo smile. The children, (how did they always know? Jupiter in Pisces perhaps) slunk into the Lilliputationator and with one delicate Scorpio rising white finger, she hit the switch, put them in the milliTerrarirum, which… Read more »

clear and present
clear and present

Hi Mystic,

Who won the leo contest, was it posted?

Thanks 🙂

clear and present
clear and present

So this is life on Venus? It isn’t what I expected, lol. I’d rather be watching for asteroids about to collide.

Birthday Grrrl
Birthday Grrrl

Scorpio hacker infiltrates neptunes lair, pauses at the celestial dream monitor (she’s just curious you see) and gets a tad carried away. Now She’s discovered the poppets of her cheating ex and her sexually-repressed step mum (left) and is engineering a karmic revenge relationship between them. Doesn’t even realize that Neptune’s entered the room and is tip toeing up behind her, pitchfork in hand…

Gaby
Gaby

She is a Virgo, rising acquarius with a Moon in Scorpio , planning every detail for this coming 27 days when Venus enter Libra!

April J
April J

Pluto w/ Uranus ascendant native conducting telepathic reconnaissance and intelligence for Hostile Coup of Planet X in the 12th Harmonic Zap Zone galaxy. Minions also sent to scope out Planet X ‘s inhabitants.

Astonishment
Astonishment

We are longing to love, but can’t remember how to approach it any more. We are in 2043 and the world is no more Saturnian but Uranian. We live in clean, sterile environments constructed from conscious decisions, what do we really need and what we need not. We have denied everything that is dirty, decaying and bring us suffering; we have moved forward to leave what was stopping us back. Scientists has recognized that people suffered because they could not know how to handle money, sex and relationship, therefore humanity decided to live as singles in money-less societies where our… Read more »

LaLuz
LaLuz

The much awaited … Alitalia Time-Space Airport Lounge.

You are in a high-density design vortex; a perfectly tailored magenta dress, an imperious blue-black bob, light-infused spectacles. Circular elements dominating the external decor. (.A hapless couple catapulted to temporary Lilliput land due to a programming glitch. Enjoying the moment.) Ms Vir-a-go is transfixed whilst watching a RAI 2 variety show.Then straight to the 23rd century: fabulous mind-thought forms suspended over Paris. Can’t wait.
Complimentary refreshments.

satch
satch

this is not haiku

dark moon or crescent
damn forecast for kids
spring come earl lea do
me too

Rebecca Gombos
Rebecca Gombos

‘I don’t believe in Psychics but….’

The observer is viewing the couples reality before them with her heart.The electromagnetic vibrations of the lovers hearts amid they’re communication are physiologically affecting her own heart and allowing it to predict the future of the event before it happens.She might even be a futuristic healer or marriage councillor.’

Heart Math is real and Scientists have through research suggested the heart is the primary organ for intuitive thinking.

ALINA H
ALINA H

She didn’t need to look at the screen to see the inner turmoil that was barely contained between her two compatriots; there was tension. The kind of tension you wish would happen to you. They all three had been playing this game for far too long, and on this godforsaken planet there was no room foe misunderstandings. She was a Virgo, and although she loved her Pisces best friend she couldn’t stop the competition between her and her best friend for the affection of that Taurean man. Unfortunately for her, she didn’t see the bonds that wound her friends together… Read more »

calypso
calypso

Triple Virgo Jenny 8675309 had long yearned for a child of her own. She had stumbled across the new online mating site, “Adult Offspring Finder” quite by accident, while browsing her favourite Ancient Italian Decor trade pages. She couldn’t understand how the link to the sperm bank had appeared in the column to the right of the nude marble statue of that forgotten political master Silvio Burlesconi….but then again, online marketers never got it right these days. As she trawled through the images of frozen sperm, Natasha found herself coming back again and again to check the vimages of one… Read more »

S
S

Oh no Calypso is this how the final episode of Offspring 2055 ends? Brilliant #calypsowinner good luck :))

calypso
calypso

haha, this fembot who I have accidentally given 2 names is the anti-Nina 🙂 thanks S x

S
S

I thought that was the case. It’s fictional characters like Nina that make me appreciate my nonfiction sanity. Without that show I’d never have heard the beauty of Neulore’s Eve, it’s the lyrical taste of love.

calypso
calypso

not a Chisel song 😉 hey, i just met a Kataka Sun Cap Moon guy, they’re your deets, right?

S
S

Yes that’s right, great memory CS. You had me worried because I hadn’t seen you here as much. I thought something is up in CS land. I’d like to meet a Cap Sun with a Water Moon guy. I think that would work.

calypso
calypso

Just busy working! Full on….but gonna find time to take this guy out for a spin around the block 🙂

Satch
Satch

Adams Family Luxe reruns– Mortitia reboots endlessly fuqing technology. Gomez has uploaded his consciousness. Coded wisp of smoke- Question Havanna or 4.10 Paddington Kaboom? Bottom left Pugsley and Wednesday discuss the refurbished mansion as Bill Gates House meets Adolph Loos or Rem Koolhaus Crackhouse. Cousin IT’s penthouse is to die for–Fester now lights the NYC. Granny is curating a Yoko Ono retrospective in the new Beijing Kong. Lurch is deeply depressed but working with Phil Glass uploaded consciousness revivin’ a hitherto unknown French auteur’s underground classic Felix and the Harpsichord. Life is complicated and the updates just as slow but… Read more »

jane_rising
jane_rising

In the year 2055 a curious, well manicured, projection of an ideal self is surveilling the interactions of her younger self reviewing how she got through her first saturn return and wondering if it will help her to get through her second saturn return(her gemini sun,scorpio rising, scorpio in saturn in the first house/uranus in sag in the first, stellium in the 8th…pluto in scorpio in the 12th…likes to shake things up.) She is bored so she decided to chart the new star-cluster her Uranian astrophysicist boyfriend asked her to chart last week but got distracted,with her ancient pair of… Read more »

satch
satch

not sure whether the prizes are listed as gold silver bronze or red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, violet chakras but the latter two suit (smugness probably counting me out anyway). my second pitch would would (damn techno stuutuers see ‘if i were a top notch poet’ linton kewsi) to take the serious money not the just kudos (pause what was that thought). not this–never mind is this a mystic medusa (selfie) with two petulant winners in a futera where age and technology merge seamlessly with desire and intuition. nah it was more of a thought that…referenced pop culture–lady needs alexander… Read more »

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Samantha had rented a shitty apartment in an expensive area that overlooked the moors where they always argued. Or was it more like a passionate discourse, the free expression he had always shut her down from having? She did not know. She was more concerned that the suburban drone app she’d spent her inheritance on seemed to be a crock of shit. It was showing Korean soap opera from the 90s and grazing her hand lightly over the table did not seem to activate anything. Had it been a mistake to ignore her astrologer about Gucci being retrograde?

emme
emme

A Virgo Sun/Pisces Rising /Aqua Moon lass analyzing Neptunian erotica on her gelscreen whilst simultaneously monitoring the Juno/Mercury opposition taking place outside her geodesic dome’s convex bubble window.

Aqua-cap-Gemini
Aqua-cap-Gemini

The leather turtleneck had seemed simpler to get into than it actually was. Valerie had dislocated her left shoulder, but managed to pop it back in by ramming herself sideways into the bedroom door jam. Thankfully the sheen on her hair had remained intact; the coveted semen of genuine cultured yogi-jurl had cost an average salary, but money wasn’t a concern to Valerie. Applying it liberally it was an important part of embracing her spirituality. The famous Globalist designer, Farrarucci, had finished decorating the spacious fish bowl apartment, in a neuvou 22nd century chick re-run of the Nineties and Noughties… Read more »

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

I am your Fairy Guardian Angel Anti-love Zombie Grandmother from dimension 8. I see you, chatting awkwardly on Earth to that guy from 2-doors down, who you “just happened” to bump into on a cliff. I know you cyber-stalked him and found out that Mr Scumbag Scorpio was a cliff diver with a wife in Tonga. I see your wacko white cuffs and your blunt cut-by-self fringe done in the bathroom mirror. You’re about to feign expertise in cliff diving. You’re obsessing. Love-Zombie-ing-out. But it’s OK. You’ve got me. I’m about to hit ctrl-alt-glass table and make you toss your… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

SNORT 🙂

Xx
Xx

Demi Moore in November post haircut. Used a nifty 3D printer to make model Ashton and Mila voodoo dolls. Manipulating them via stolen secret apple interface ex nth Korea.
New image awesome. Love zombie issues still needing work.

Ambre
Ambre

This is of course Hiroko an aquarian/virgo rising designer and inventor …also a distant relative of Yoko ono ( another bats aquarian ) and the inventor of the anti love zombie chart also featured on this site… This picture of her feature article in the latest design mag …show casing her latest and most astounding technological invention ever since Uranus got into aries she has catupaulted to the next dimension creating … THE DATING GAME – the alternative reality solution to dating in the Zap Zone …no more death by texts love zombie addictions …sexual disappointment/ diseases or worse… boring… Read more »

calypso
calypso

I read that as “writhe direct” lol!

Andree
Andree

…and this is Christmas future if you learn to adapt in the Zap Zone and don’t fuq it up.

Aquariarse
Aquariarse

Human Interaction Scenaria #1245.6. Man- ‘Woman you are good in the looking. Agreement?’ Woman- ‘I am more than this body receptacle. I have schemata most current. Humour!’ Man- ‘My dirigible grows cold as the digits pass. Inside is sustenance, and multiple peak experience. Come and take. My hand.’ Woman- ‘Your lips are fish shaped and make my mind uneasy.’ Man- ‘I have replacements. I also have currency to make your breasticles enhanced.’ Woman- ‘You insult with fish lips. I will take the sub to the surface. Your assistance is no longer required.’ Man- ‘Was it something communicated?’ *sigh* *computer, remove… Read more »

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Fantastic dialogue!

jicky
jicky

love it, breasticles!

pi
pi

Omfg. Win.

BullsEye
BullsEye

I double that!!

leogroover
leogroover

Love it

S
S

Breasticles sounds like luxury cup holder. Very Funny :p

LeoEscapeArtist
LeoEscapeArtist

The Fetish of Control…
Sex on Demand
Demanding Sex
The Demands of Sex
Sex Be Damned
–The Dom has become the Sub of the Mutual Reception
that is Pluto in Cap/Saturn in Scorp

April J
April J

Sex on demand. I love it, sounds like a new Tv channel.

davidl
davidl

Silicon Valley Wives 2050..Episode 47, “Greg comes undone” The 5D images had just arrived from the roboradiology lab. There was no doubt now, she was not only pregnant, but carrying triplets. How was it possible for Greg to impregnate her ? It was just a blowjob ? God, he told me he was on the pill, she mouthed in silence. Jenny will be furious she thought. She’s been trying to get Greg to impregnate her for years now. Ha, I suppose he will have to give little ol me that promotion now. Geeeez.. his wife will be devastated, sad, I… Read more »

Lucy
Lucy

I like this David. It would make a good reality show.

Damons
Damons

So… The assistant GM Troy, is fucking my new intern Carla. It didn’t take the predatory bastard long. Seems he’s forgotten the rules here at Spectra Inc; no screwing the interns. Yes, I can see it clearly now. The crystal Psyc-O-Vision never lies. My P-O-V shows nothing but heartache and suffering for Carla. Troy will destroy her, mind body and soul, then cast her aside, spent and used, just like the others, just like… Time to foil his diabolical plan before he goes too-far, it’s not too late… I’ll break him tonight. I’ll call an emergency meeting, one-on-one. It’s time… Read more »

Lana
Lana

The Year: 2050 The Location: 25 years in the past The woman in the window is a sentimental Cancer who still has not gotten over “the one that got away”. She is now teleporting herself in an innovative newly designed “Time Traveler 2050” to see an old conversation between her and an ex boyfriend in real-time. Now, the key is NOT to get involved but watch from a distance so they cannot see you. The Result: She realizes that he wasn’t all that great anyway, and she had such fab hair and a drop dead figure back then! She could… Read more »

MistressGem
MistressGem

As she simultaneously watched TV, looked out her window, and listened in on her neighbor’s conversation (via her new head-strap light/phone/covert listening device/radio – a 2am insomnia induced infomercial purchase) Penelope (Gemini) realized that she was being lazy and decided she would go get her knitting during the next commercial.

Charles
Charles

Good morning and welcome to Voice Print Identification. When you see the red light go on would you please state in the following order; your destination, your nationality and your full name. Surname first, christian name and initial. For example: Moon, American, Smith, John, D. Thank you. Moon, American, Floyd, Heywood, R. Thank you. Despite an excellent and continually improving safety record, there are certain risks inherent in space travel and an extremely high cost of payload. Because of this it is necessary for the Space Carrier to advise you that it cannot be responsible for the return of your… Read more »

S
S

Love it!

BullsEye
BullsEye

Gold! lol

Charles
Charles

I wish I could find a clip of that scene to post here, it is an underrated scene in the movie. I edited the script a little. Dr. Haywood talks to the woman on the screen, he doesn’t realize she’s a recording, and he tries to chat her up before he realizes his mistake.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Mariana was Pisces Rising, Capricorn Sun. Lately she had decided to manifest a relationship. Part of her plan was dressing with her Virgo DC in mind, as evidenced by her spectacles and stylish bob. She paused to examine the scene outside her window. Her window had been specially constructed as a large natal chart,. She liked to sit at her window-chart most nights. Mariana found sitting in proximity to her Gemini IC comforting. As if she was being anchored into her apartment in a metaphysical way. She even could press a button to see the chart and transits light up,… Read more »

ramm-madam dingdong
ramm-madam dingdong

I want a large natal window chart that lights up transits too!

calypso
calypso

genius 🙂

leogroover
leogroover

Like a planetarium. brill ando

Tegan
Tegan

I’d say this is an Aquarian wearing altered Google glasses because the prototypes put forth simply weren’t streamlined or advanced enough for her liking. While speaking with a client, she’s watching an obscure Korean film as she’s learning the language out of boredom and comparing dialects and/or the new and old language. Having a Pisces rising, she may be using the dolls – which she’s told everyone are “gifts” she found at some random thrift – as perhaps a role play/therapy diversion for what she’s really going to say to that guy she absolutely swears she will never go Love… Read more »

Diana
Diana

Oh, I love this, it’s a winner.

Maia Bee
Maia Bee

Aquarian taurean dispossing the future….. The dreamer and provider obtaining wisdom from what we know as a matrix.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

What? That’s me at work.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

A colleague on the phone was guiding the users through a scenario as she requested. she always conducted formative research before starting interaction design. But human reactions had become so predictable to her. instead of watching the participants, she spent her time watching cat videos while listening to the test scenario in the background. If something piqued her interest, she’d look up. But it rarely happened these days. She’d been at her job so long that the only concern was how to pass the time siting still and how to get her cat to come inside at night. She already… Read more »

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Gah! Typos an part cut off. Anyway, mental narrative if my work day, lol!!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Any more typos! Such is life on an iphone

Lucy
Lucy

Lillith of the Future: “I’ve got some good news and some bad news Adam. I’m breaking up with you and I have to do it in person because my life coach told me to. She’s watching us right now. She said I need to work on my vulnerability but you-are-way toosensitive. And short. I apologized twice for making fun of you, there were tears. Junk spurted out of my nose. But you, you had to go and bring it up a third time and that moment this began feeling more like an adoption than a romance. I need to scram… Read more »

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