“The good Christian should beware of astrologers. The danger already exists that astrologers have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.”
St. Augustine of Hippo
Lol, right? I mean, even in the Dark Ages, that would be a pretty fuqed up business model. And what would the straight ladies do if the men were all in hell? It does not make sense. But I think St Augustine is the same dude who famously prayed “Oh Lord, give me chastity and continence but not yet,” Scorpio, you understand.
Still, some things never change. I read someone from the vatican recently denouncing Harry Potter, yoga and Chinese Medicine. Three of my favorite things. Pfft.
Image: Debbie Harry as Tutankhamun by Chris Stein