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Scorpio Cat

One more email about Harmonic Ascension (because of the Grand Water Trine) and i scream.  It’s Saturn anchored.

You’re either learning something amazing or you find yourself in the position of sagacious teacher. If it’s the latter, the very lesson you’re imparting sheds some major psychological light upon your past. New perspective on a previous life. Compassion for your once-upon-a-time shortcomings.  But there is a sting. It’s not so easily grokked as just taking some snazzy Shamanic essence and thinking happy thoughts. Just like you can’t get fab abs from from rubbing firming cream on  your belly. It takes work. No pain, no gain and can you tell I am having a Saturn transit lol?

ANYWAY, guess what ELSE is happening? Uranus is going Retro….Always good for some super-strength astro-weirding. Screw the status quo. Don’t let the excess Water in the astro atmosphere cause things to get too soggy. Drain the preciousness out of any art-spirit-fitness-love thing you’re doing. The Zap Zone (Uranus square Pluto) is still the main game in town and will be till 2016. Uranus Retro just cranks it up to high-speed again. Warp speed.

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Fatalia
Fatalia

Oops. I am getting married next Friday to my soulmate. I have been really thinking why now – after almost 5 years- since it is retrograde. But I have many planets myself in retrograde- both Saturn and uranus . My beloved is so energetically like me, but in many ways direct opposite. Close to earth and workaholic capricporn with gemini shifting moon (he dont know his asc.) (05.01.1966) is a strange but good match to dreamy lazy pisces (17.03.1967) with taurus clingy moon and mysterious scorpio ascendant. I know that through our relaitonships I am growing. About time- its my… Read more »

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

Good wishes indeed

calypso
calypso

seconded! all the best, third time lucky 🙂

Olyalyalya
Olyalyalya

Whenever I come across comments about water dominant transits they seem to carry negative connotation, like all soppy and too emotional or something?

Miss Leo
Miss Leo

So they’re located in “Estonia, Europe,” according to the site and I love how they need to clarify where the country is located, haha. I’m planning a trip there in a few months (should all go well, crossing my fingers!), and half the persons I’ve told about it have been like “where IS that??” Someone even thought it was near the Middle East! Anyway, the pins are adorable and I need one. Definitely sending a message to see if they have a physical store. 🙂 But speaking of Estonia, the entire reason why I want to go there is because… Read more »

huuuh
huuuh

Spooky… Just fixed the wonky shower door, caulked around the tubs and shower, adjusted the running toilets, basically have a brand new bathroom (previously defunct past 3 years). Also spent way too much on fancy bathroom hardware that came with the house – $44 on a toilet brush (it matches the rest of the Gedy hardware… and it was marked down from $77! *hangs head in shame*). I also acquired some practical one-piece swimsuits *hangs head in more shame* to wear on lake vacay with sis-in-law and hoarde of nieces and nephews. The fringe-y poncho slash sarong should be arriving… Read more »

libretta
libretta
12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I had a dream last night that a king gave me two crowns. But they weren’t THE crown, more like trial crowns but he seemed to think I could get some money selling them. At least, that’s what I thought when he gave the to me “How much could I get selling these?” LOL!

I wish there were a better dream symbol library online. Most of them are crap.

Anonymous
Anonymous

sounds like my capricorn father…long island jew…”take this, you could sell it!”

AKAPluto
AKAPluto

I can’t really describe the amazing feelings and perceptions of the whole thing for me…

…but it was very nice to see my dog FINALLY swim after 3 years of owning a hydrophobic dog. So that was HIS grand water trine at work. (tears of joy)

Anonymous
Anonymous

The crown of your chart is the MC. Have you ever had your birth time rectified?

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Birth time rectified? Don’t know what that means. Do tell.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I know my birth time from my birth certificate. My MC is 26 Gemini – twins could explain 2 crowns

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I’m a bit concerned about Virgo weeklies. I start my new job on Wednesday next week. Second new job this year, ffs. I like not working most of all, which is funny because I’ve been working my ass off while between jobs. I had an epiphany of sorts during the eclipses and I’m trying to stay true to it so come November I’m in the right spot. Basically, I want to claim as much independence as possible for myself. Initially, I thought “deleverage to the max.” But Saturn says to take on more responsibility so I can sacrifice now and… Read more »

Pi
Pi

All this talk of harmonic ascension reminds me of the pile of New Age books I that benefited me more when I sold them to a second hand bookshop, than I ever did reading them.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Besides, does anyone remember we’ve already ascended?!? The Mayans…? The apocalypse…? Hello…?

LMAO!

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

LOL Suck it up, princess. So appropriate: my property had a tornado roll through it yesterday! We were huddled in the basement, our bodies & abode made it through well enough, but trees came out of the ground & took the electrical lines with them. Roads blocked by trunks & hot wires, thousands of us across hundreds of square miles without power, many without homes… We were lucky, ultimately. As for the damage we did incur: Suck it up, princess. Time to get out the crazy straws!

The Crazy Crone
The Crazy Crone

Sorry to hear about the tornado, Scorporation, Inc, but so pleased you came through okay. And good luck with fixing up everything in the aftermath. Good thoughts for you, Princess!

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Thank you, Crazy Wise Crone. One day I’ll paint it. X

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

“It’s not so easily grokked as just taking some snazzy Shamanic essence and thinking happy thoughts.” Right. Sometimes you have to put on your boots & cowhide gloves, fire up the chainsaw, & put your back into it. Been removing debris at my parents’ place, and mine. Maybe going to my brother’s next. Its a beautiful day for yard demo. Weather is picture perfect. I am liking my yard minus the trees… Definitely feels more schwaying… Such awesome power to zap so quickly: to destroy, and to restore– harmonize– in a single moment. These people, my people, are the best… Read more »

The Crazy Crone
The Crazy Crone

No more talk about Harmonic Ascension? Damn. There was I going to elucidate in great detail my departure from my body,wafting through the etheric levels, high fives with saints and Ascended Masters waiting to greet me, a quick samba with the angels, and then on to God for a deep, meaningful conversation where she told me the meaning of life: suck it up, Princess. Huh! And there was I all primed to come back and write my book about the wisdom imparted to me by God. And she didn’t even call me “beloved”, “child” or “chosen one”. Just told me… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

😀

Xx
Xx

Grand water trine…? How about a Huge leak in shower only just discovered yesterday which has been slowly infiltrating (ha) the wall over possibly months and now the plaster had come off in chunks and the water ooze is threatening the safety of the wall and power points. ZAP! As for other stuff… I went to doc months ago and said” something is wrong .I think it’s this” she says she doubts it. Not enough symptoms. Get scheduled for test. Test gets delayed for months due to major lab issue. Strangely enough got result in mail today. I have what… Read more »

Veronica
Veronica

yes, had the big roof leaks last week and the overhead electricals blow out, (still not fixed, there are lamps on in all the rooms instead) and the handy Leo boyf dug a trench for the under -house flooding to disperse, the garden surrounds are still very mushy and muddy, so I feel you, Xx. On the plus side, the ducks and black swans out the back lot are absolutely loving it, swimming round in what is usually farmland, and a couple of purple swamphens have decided to take over our backyard in the mornings. And the frog calls are… Read more »

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Whatever it was that was meant to happen last week seems to have sprung this week. I feel shit. Yes, that may also be because it’s “that time of the month” but man! Talk about feeling like a worthless nothing. I think I might have to join the green juice yoga challenge too. Need to lift these sunken spirits.

Xx
Xx

Feel similar and the usual fallbacks of chocolate or wine aren’t helping. Last night I actually ate a handful of carrot sticks to make myself feel better. It’s skewed

Fi
Fi

My Aries moon actually finds the crunch crunch factor of carrot sticks highly therapeutic sometimes. Great for defusing the kind of jaw tension that accumulates when your paleo Mars-ruled amygdala longs to deck someone who sorely deserves it, but Saturn (in league with your prefrontal cortex) is urging restraint.

Pi
Pi

damn. that’s a good argument for keeping a pile of carrot and celery sticks in the fridge. i always have crunchy-cravings. it doesn’t matter what it is, as long as it crunches.

Fi
Fi

me too.. mmm….suddenly dreaming of Koh-Kae coconut covered peanuts….da bomb.

Pi
Pi

ohhh Woohoo that’s not a nice place to be! Sometimes I wonder if these passing feelings are actually like a little virus that we just haven’t yet realised is a virus. (like the Happiness Virus on Red Dwarf…). did just writing about it help?

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

I think I’m just suffering major burnout. It’s been go go go for as long as I can remember. Took a sick day today. First one for the year. Literally could not get out of bed this morning to get ready – still in bed now.

Writing about it helped… Unfortunately it’s been limited Internet coverage out here in the sticks so I hardly ever get to read follow up comments at the moment.

Pi
Pi

I guess recognising what’s going on for you is a good place to start.. workout what’s burnt out and why/how.. when you get more internets be sure to check back in xxxx

RA
RA

Man, can Uranus stop going retro? It’s hanging out in my 6th house and it’s a pain – the 7th house will be challenging but at least that’s more interesting.

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

Be careful what you wish for RA 🙂 I have Uranus natally in 7th (tightly conj Mercury and Pluto). “Interesting” is an understatement.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

It’s transiting my 7th has been for years now. So far, not interesting.

Pi
Pi

hey. are you sure? with much respect babe – didn’t you get divorced, experience shifting friendships, redevelop your idea of relationships…since you’ve been around here 12v? has that been while uranus in 7th? xxx

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Oh yeah, lol!

No sex though 🙁

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

Wait until he gets to your 8th house 12th hv – house of sex, phoenixing etc 😉

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

So, another 6 years or so to my dry spell. Great 😉

Aqua leo scorpmn
Aqua leo scorpmn

Uranus has been in my 9th all sort of interesting things on Aliens, Religions, secret society’s its been a real 3rd eye opener.

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

The boys swimming teacher said this morning ” My God, if i have to spend another night sitting around the table listening to my three daughters discussing their feelings, i am going to top myself” … I said to her ”Not an earth sign are you?” – ‘”Capricorn – is that earth ?” … Umm yep. Told her it would be all ok when everything moves out of Cancer…She said ”Hmm, well it can’t happen soon enough”.

Pi
Pi

🙁 I wish I had more family members who were comfortable in the realm of talking about feelings.. I’ve said it before but the Pisces in me struggles with the gemini-aquarian elements (ie everyone else) of my household at times.

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Good Morning Beautiful,
Its funny to read our different needs astro wise with family…I have a family who can talk about their feelings till the cows come home, however they get a bollocking off me about twice a year about how ”actions speak louder than words”. xxx Mwa.

Gemini 1001
Gemini 1001

All happening here mate with Mercury, Venus and Pallas’ all in 1-14 degress cancer 🙂

Go you good thing!! Give me more!!

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

have been in another slump since fallout with multi-ram and realizing i need to get real — i’ll never be able to keep pace with such hardcore extroverts without hurting/draining myself. but i love them so much! (but…in small doses) went for a swim in the icy ocean tonight and it felt good. embarking on a 21 day green smoothie x yoga challenge tomorrow…jupiter in 6th house, hoping cleaning up my routines and having a Saturn Summer will assist with career/home/relationship changes. trying to scheme ways of making saturn fun. but i think fun to saturn is smugness/self-righteousness/just KNOWING you’re… Read more »

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Greetings Rache,
Thanks for heads up on adding a little coconut oil into ones tea or coffee for a sweetness fix … saviour! x Good luch with smoothie/yoga 21dayer .. you can do it beautiful.x (might give it a go, replacing yoga with boxing/running)

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

Oooh that’s helpful! I just gave in and had a little honey today on my no sugar thingo, I am premen and craving bad… I prob need more protein, its been mainly veg.

calypso
calypso

oh yeah – thanks from me too! I been doing this as well 🙂

Pi
Pi

hey doesn’t the coconut oil just sit on top like a layer of grease? or is it, you know, miscible due to the heat. I could try this myself but hate the idea of wrecking a perfectly good cup of coffee …

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

You gotta stir it! I only like to do it with a hit of vanilla soymilk…and yes, too much can be a little funky. :p But it really helps sort out the blood sugar rollercoaster and keep hunger at bay and energy high.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Word! Feelin’ it.
Less of the whale music, more of the whip.

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

lol i dunno why but this made me giggle.

Veronica
Veronica

would this be connected to your new ‘crafting/workshop’?

Lucy
Lucy

“drain the preciousness out of any art-spirit-fitness-love thing you’re doing”-I love how you put that- -so true.

Literally, house basements are being drained in the city I live in due to heavy rainfall flooding.

Realizing the cycle I’m in is a very deep one and it’s going to take a while to transform through it.