Poncho Envy

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So, a Cancerian (Pamela Anderson) is confronted by an Aquarius (Paris Hilton) wearing a technicolor dream poncho. Don’t think she hasn’t noticed. Don’t think she doesn’t want it all for herself. Cancerians can get the worst Thing Lust, especially over items of clothing or furniture that they subconsciously imagine will enhance the childhood they never actually had, because it was imaginary.

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katakacato
katakacato

Hate the poncho, but will vouch for straight up Kataka stuff-lust, Mystic. They both look like they fell out of an Alloy or Delia*s catalogue. Aka my mailbox in 1998.

AstroGeek
AstroGeek

“Cancerians can get the worst Thing Lust, especially over items of clothing or furniture that they subconsciously imagine will enhance the childhood they never actually had, because it was imaginary.”

You have summed up one of my Mom’s worst characteristics. She things things will make her happy … and it’s always because “she didn’t have anything really” when she was growing up.

Hah!

katakacato
katakacato

It’s probably one of my worst too, but it’s also one of the few crappy qualities that if repressed, one is almost forced into doing the exact opposite. Generosity is the only cure! And that ain’t so bad. ๐Ÿ™‚

Leo Princess
Leo Princess

Dearest MM, will this poncho obsession die down soon? I don’t know if I missed an important post on the subject, or whether you are taking the p*ss, but damn! Ponchos were terrible the first time around. How these fads get recycled is beyond me.

davidl@radion.com.au

No, never …the ponchgeist moves out in ever radiating circles, encompassing all souls in its warm embrace.
It’s Ponch or be ponched….
Attempts at escape are futile.

Anonymous
Anonymous

LOL

Anonymous
Anonymous

Forgot to log on – that was me,

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

hahahhaha

Andromeda
Andromeda

Take a break, put up on your feet and put on your alpaca poncho and some binaural beats, you will succumb to the pleasant persuasive power of the poncho…

Anonymous
Anonymous

Perhaps a pink or purple poncho…?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Ditto.

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

Poncho cardigan whatever but sunglasses inside? Desperate attention seeking….. Is the sarong the sub-tropical version of a poncho?

davidl
davidl

I’d say the tropical version would be a muumuu.

pegasus
pegasus

I remember the first muumuu’s and how they covered a multitude of sins but were a blessing for grandmas.
My Nana thought they were mana from heaven and promptly made herself 3 on her Singer, flowered of course, polished cotton. Circa ’62.
Sarongs=sexy.
Muumuu’s are not.

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

ppphhhheeewww I live in sarongs!

Sextuple Scorpio
Sextuple Scorpio

PONCHO people. It is my humble opinion that the BEST poncho you will ever have will be a blanket that you cut a hole in the middle of and wear forever wrapped over your form…walking through your life relaxed and happy as if you were in a vertical bed…. try it!

Andromeda
Andromeda

While I like this idea.. I’d much rather wear one of your magical ponchos!! ๐Ÿ˜€

A friend just sent me a link for a woman who creates ‘found’ object wands. Like she has a wand with crystals she sent the lady, plus the lady wandered till she came across an echidna quill and spoke to the Spirit about the wand this friend needed.

Would you ever do a bespoke, spirit guided, shamanic pashmina or poncho?

Anonymous
Anonymous

To be sure. They all feel that way, because the process is such a journey to the underworld/overworld, but “praying” just happens to me when I get into the making of them. I have also made things from fabric (khadi fabric, the cotton woven in India by Gandhi’s followers mostly) that I have taken places and soaked in special waters (the blue room, cave for women near the location of the birth of the hula dance). I have sewn green crystals found on a beach into the hems of some pants for a former lover. But I can’t say that… Read more »

Andromeda
Andromeda

This is a Shetland Pony wearing a woolly poncho-ish (ok it’s got sleeves) item! ๐Ÿ™‚ Well when you start doing Healing Ponchos or Shamanic Power Nap Ponchos or whatevs, I will be first in line, lol! I do work with crystals in a shamanic context, so I loooove that you created that item for your ex. Totally magic. (You can sound program clear quartz crystals too!) I could read about how you sourced all these fabrics and found your pieces all day! Coffee table book! Yes, let your freak out, there are probs enough freaks who get you being authentically… Read more »

Andromeda
Andromeda

Venus, Mercury (in the 2nd), Saturn in Cancer – so powerful ‘thing lust’ too.
Thus enjoying working with ‘objects’ and words not just energy. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Sextuple Scorpio
Sextuple Scorpio

Ah yes, that is beautiful! And your wool in sheeps clothing avatar is memorable!! Thank you. I love doing all of the intention work with fibres. They can be programmed too? Yes! Everything has a memory. I am really effected by the term you put out- scorpio shyness- while it seems that we have been talking about this, how when pointed at, we go silent, and perhaps it’s shyness or back hair up or watch and wait, but shyness is an apt term, I think. I’m thinking now that I’ve often thought that it’s poor self esteem when I’m “afraid”… Read more »

Andromeda
Andromeda

My Moon is in Scorpio – (6th House) apparently a detrimental place! I am Gem Rising, so I come across all confident, chatty then am prone to the BLUSH. It’s awful! And confusing to people! I am really confident in other ways so they don’t know whether to feel sorry for me or be overwhelmed! ๐Ÿ˜€ Am really enthusiastic and I love that in others, along with curiosity. I love when people are passionate about something beside their shoes & FB profile. Totes agree on the FB thing, I pretty much use it just to keep up to date on… Read more »

GemCrab
GemCrab

I’m heavily Cancerian and I kind of hate that cardigan.

Now, the shirt underneath, that looks interesting… And I love Paris’ manicure.

pegasus
pegasus

Read Poncho and think of Pancho Gonzales and Pancho Villa, lie they look ok on Mexican Men or Peruvian women in those little black bowler hats perched over their plaits. South of the Border only any further and they will be confiscated due to rumoured addictiveness
Is Paris doing for Ponchos what Stevie did for Capes, what Pamela did for white bandage dresses.

S
S

Sure I got a case of Addams Family “Thing” lust.
*Click*
*Click*

Andromeda
Andromeda

๐Ÿ˜€

K-Gem
K-Gem

Notice Paris’ hand instinctively going for Pammy’s drink. My favourite Pamela Anderson photo is her wedding (one of them) to Kid Rock. She was in a white bikini, high heels and sailors cap perched just so on her head.

http://www.celebitchy.com/1265/pamela_anderson_kid_rock_weddi/

Think Pammy’s needed a poncho for some time now…

S
S

I don’t know K-Gem…could be trying to cop a feel.

Ruth
Ruth

I agree, it’s clearly a feel….but P’s boob is absent.

Skyler Rosey
Skyler Rosey

Thats what I see too ๐Ÿ˜›

quintile
quintile

she looks totes smashed – blast from the past?

K-Gem
K-Gem

who: Paris or Pammy?

Andromeda
Andromeda

Have pre-empted my Kataka sis’s reaction to my parent’s possessions on their demise but promising myself to let her have it all as she has horrible thing envy. She also maintains to this day that she wishes none of the rest of us siblings were ever born. *rolls eyes* She tries to ‘enhance’ the childhood she never had by pretending she is an only child & interacting with my parents/ avoiding her siblings. I am ok with that now! Her Leo Moon/Asc doesn’t like competing with my Leo Sun & I never know what the hell the competition is about… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

my cancer asc 4th house scorpio sister sounds eerily similar

quintile
quintile

ditto my cap sister with cancer rising who literally sucked my mother dry – to her death!

Skyler Rosey
Skyler Rosey

My older sis, virgo w/ Leo moon, took the ring I bought my mother, after she passed.
She must’ve know she was wrong in doing so for she never bothered to speak to me again. Stupid/silly me, Taurus sun & moon w/ Gem asc begged for her attention for years but she was always viceously jealous of me.I finally gave up just recently. I will never crawl to her again.

Skyler Rosey
Skyler Rosey

BTW I dont care to relive OR review ANY of my f’d up life. I made it though and am finally free and want to keep it that way.

Andromeda
Andromeda

My sister is exactly on the cusp of Virgo/Leo Rising with Leo Moon.
Poss pattern? Selfishness noted.

calypso
calypso

I dunno, I think the problem is sisters! but mine with Leo Sun/Aries Moon covets every thing I have & do and my Gem Aunt is the one who will contest the will.

Lux Interior....etc
Lux Interior....etc

I know a Cancer rising with ridiculous thing lust and childhood re-writing.

Personally I suffer from trying to re-write my teens. Venus in kataka? Pisces rising? Whatevs.

Pi
Pi

cool but i think it’s technically a big cardigan not a poncho. but hey it’s the spirit of the thing.

just seen the close-up detail on white/black swan ballet dress, so beautiful. Must look up costume designer.

Pi
Pi

also i get the ‘rewrite childhood’ thing – feel like i am doing it myself sometimes – might as well eh ๐Ÿ™‚

jicky
jicky

Rodarte made NP’s tutus. There were some controversies around it at the time. The main one being that the movie did not receive a nomination for costume at the academy awards.

pegasus
pegasus

Tutus have me doing a Kataka childhood thing remembering me in a tutu chartreuse ffs doing an arabesque and having to hold the pose forever so when it was finally snapped, my left leg had drooped below my waist. What a waste! It was, wait for it ,STRETCH satin. Russian tutu’s were longer or wider, floated more but hey they WERE for the Russians.
French & English were kinda saucier. How i wanted to be Tamara or Pavolva.
Rodarte, huh, but weird movie almost a come to life Red Shoes, the cobbler sure had it in for her!

Ms.
Ms.

I know. NP wins award for her terrible ballet and No Rodarte for great costuming?

jicky
jicky

I think the ladies at Rodarte were not members of the right guild to be nominated for an award. Hollywood is highly unionised I think.

Anonymous
Anonymous

An Aquarian wouldn’t be seen dead (or alive) in a poncho. That’s got sleeves.

katakacato
katakacato

I once played with a VERY male drummer who wore a red knit poncho for an entire tour like it was a second skin(rocked it in the grand canyon/every club/long drives). I suspect he was wrestling with inner macho’dom via wimpy poncho. Macho won tho.

katakacato
katakacato

I forgot to say *aquarian too.

S
S

Paris says to Pammy “Hold still hun, you got a little blow behind your ear”.

calypso
calypso

and Pammy replies: “thanks doll, will you come back to the bathroom with me to look for my pants?”

S
S

I think we all know where they are. Tommy has them.

calypso
calypso

“but then why is that waitress wearing them?”

S
S

“His a drummer babes.”

Lux etc...
Lux etc...

Or a Saggo…same thing.

calypso
calypso

lol ๐Ÿ™‚