Dark Moon Tripping: Weekly & Daily Horoscopes Are Up

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Hey Guys – the June 8 Weekly Horoscopes are posted – yes, with the  most relevant schizz on the New Moon in Gemini coming over the weekend, thank fuq.  

AND the Daily Horoscopes for Thursday, to help you through the Neptune weirding, without waking up in a small town sauna, your only memory of the last few days being a blur of u.f.o.s, Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and several ‘please stop sending me your haiku’ texts from a number you don’t really recognize. OR DO YOU? 

 

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catfish moon
catfish moon

Cried two days in a row…post flu, wine sucks, blah. mid life indecision….
I love spiced rum…..wine makes me cry apparantly. Acted a fool at beach, but Torro still loves me.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

😀 It’s been a LONG time since I’ve had that kind of fun!! LOL

I’ve been grinning like a Chesire cat all day. 😀

scorpbot
scorpbot

Neptune weirding… I woke up in someone else’s bed. Didn’t get much sleep either. Woohooo!!! Finally! 😛 I feel human again.

Dark moon in Toro was perfect for a massage from a lovely Katakan man. My Progressed Pisces smack bang on his Pisces NN.

calypso
calypso

woot woot !! 🙂 🙂

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Thanks Calypso 😀 He’s soooo nice. I think I’ve changed my tune about Kataka men. Full of surprises!! 🙂 Toro rising.

He’s got Venus square Neptune. Is that the Love Zombie aspect? 😯

calypso
calypso

😀

Venus Sq Neptune…have you told him where you live? lol, just kidding, I’m heaps happy for you Scorpbot, it’s great to see so many big smiles 😀

and you know I think Toro Rising peeps are the bomb 😉

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Thanks Cattiva. My comment ended up down below.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Woo hoo!!

That’s fun!! Good for you, you Scorpalicious Robot you 😀 .

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Yes! *wipes away tears*

L Cat
L Cat

Brilliant scopes on the weekly page! SUCH an enjoyable read, every single one – reminds me what I’ve loved about Mystic’s writing and erudite and witty ways since around 1995!…… So grateful for this.

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Might explain why stalker ex won’t eff off and texts streams of consciousness messages for hours on end despite my not replying to a single one.

calypso
calypso

aw, that’s a bit shit WH. crappy to be the receptacle for other people crapola, in whatever form, even the inability to control thyself. Keep up the good work at your end x

Anonymous
Anonymous

does he have mars in pisces? I find they’re the most annoying stream-of-consciousness texters

Anonymous
Anonymous

yes neptune is squaring mars this weekend welcome to my world It is not a nice aspect and as mars is the ruler of my chart squared by neptune 8th scorpio! i went for all the wrong men, some just used me for sex ( 8th house sex, sex, and death) and got burnt badly. Like nearly died. Only thru truly understanding how these energies operate can you ever get a handle on them. My experience of Neptune squaring my mars natal Neptune- is heroin, Maya- illusion, comes as an angel but wants to drown you. Mars men, Your in… Read more »

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

New Moon will be right on my Natal Gemini Moon at 18 degrees 3rd house!

Anonymous
Anonymous

You’ll have to do a special new moon ritual. Like the little birthday salute you do sometimes 🙂 🙂

Baristagem
Baristagem

😆

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

Been there, done that. Drunken binges, ufo’s in the desert, seedy dive bars…ah, yes, fun times, indeed! 😉
Pisces Moon How could I have not!

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

too tempting…that devil juice is calling my name.

Had a dream I was not alive, that I was already dead in my dream.
strange, very strange…

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Hahaha yes. I am multi-Pisces… I read the post and thought, ‘holy fuq, Mystic’s just described my twenties’

Lucy
Lucy

I live in small town. Now where is the nearest sauna so I can stay clear ? Oh ya, the two liquor stores. Loving my power walks to the cappucino store while some women give me dirty looks from their cars, cigarette in one hand, other hand on their steering wheel. Hey ladies, dontcha ever get tired of that faraway look and ‘I’m not here’ energy field your husbands emanate in buckets and when they blame YOU for their unhappiness ? Self-actualizing females are not your problem, my power walks to the cappuccino store and amazing sweaty shoulders should not… Read more »

Scorp Inc.
Scorp Inc.

This works opposite for me: when I wake up, I find all of the above to be true. Except for the hoochie juice bit: that was so 20th century. And yes, I DO know the texter even if I don’t know the number. Same shit, different digits. Flies in the vasoline. I never forget a vibe.

Neptune conjunct north node, sagg/9th house.

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Oh and this… I worked this out myself a while ago and I am *so* pissed that someone else put it better. And keeps reminding me that this is what I believe to be real. And that if this is real I need to have more loving kindness towards… well… everyone…. The Egg By: Andy Weir You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no… Read more »

Aqua-cap-Gemini
Aqua-cap-Gemini

Love that!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Thank you sooooo much for sharing that DT! LOVED IT xx

Anonymous
Anonymous

That’s great! Cheers, xx, Andy.

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Small domestic triumphs, but
my soul expands, and ….
Soon the kitchen will be full

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Hmmm…. for the first time in my life I am DOING a dark moon. I am sleeping, napping, playing Angry Birds, Pinning and putting extra virgin coconut oil on my hair and skin. Oh and drinking hoochie juice like a fish. Thank Godde for Berroccas.

My children are adapting by napping with me, making snacks for each other, and me, and playing educational iPad apps. Its all good.

I wonder how my life would be if I lived like this all the time….

Amy ba
Amy ba

What is a dark moon really? Should one be resting all the time?

Ms. Leo Noir A
Ms. Leo Noir A

Ergh … I think I will need to hide myself away somewhere with a pilfered goon bag of Blue Devil Hoochie Juice until the new moon. Still feeling rattled by an unexpected encounter I recently had with someone … wonderful. Who is out of my league in more ways than imaginable. But still WOW in all the right ways.

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Wah ! Throw yourself at them.

You’re a LEO fer godssake !!!

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.

…back to the coconut oil…..

Ms. Leo Noir A
Ms. Leo Noir A

I am a Leo, yes, but I’m a Leo who is going through this phase, still:

“… right before a snake sheds an old skin, it feels like shit – no venom, wanting to hide under a rock, tight & itchy dull skin, filthy temper …” (MM, Nov 12, 2012)

So until the sexy fangs, venom, and gleaming new skin appear, I will stay under my rock and meditate.

pi
pi

i need you as my training coach i think…

gren
gren

im enamored with her posting style. my immediate mind projection of cattiva, is she is mid stroke on some power pilates machine on steroids, with a headset in one ear in conference call mode with her agent, while simul portrait posing, whilst taking the time to set down her energy drink to type in hurried staccato.

Pi
Pi

I really appreciate hearing your metamorphosis story (out of the pluto transit that is, the part where you went from model babe to in serious debt might not have been so fun for you). I need to hear this stuff right now as the sloth has crept back in after a few weeks on cracking health regime. Bad for team morale (the team being me and all my mutable personalities). If I can refashion myself into some kind of 30something hottie within the year i’ll be happy.

gren
gren

as pi says, i do need you and your exercise kinesiology magic. I get incredibly tight in the middle of my back betweeen the shoulder blades. I’m always finding creative ways to crack that area, if I can’t find a roller or large person to bear hug me. I feel the car accident last year exacerated the alignment issue. plus all the years of extreme sports done a number. extremely psyched to hear about your story and subsequent turnaround thank you for sharing in so vivid detail. oh, and the steroids part was to describe the pilates machine part, in… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

oh i know excatly where you mean. i.e. between shoulder blades. it’s like your T4-5 ish. i realised a couple of yoga pozzies are good: 1. sun salutes: the beginning, stand up straight then exhale and bend double, and place your hands on the ground (if you can – maybe put some shoeboxes each side to achieve flat palms, if not able to reach floor). At this point you keep your shoulders ‘back and down’ as i am sure you know. really feel that. just stay there, hands flat, spine and shoulders strong ad not hunched, and inhale deeply –… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

^ this is Pi, bastardising yoga

Pi
Pi

also maybe have a massage therapist or bowen practitioner check out your rhomboid muscles and around. they lurk behind your shoulder blades and it feels soooooo good to work on them

gren
gren

yes Pi, thank you!! i’ll need to try them all out. those yoga poses sound sublime, but i’m so form retarded so it’ll take me a while to get the right pose from your explanations. should i just go to a regular brick and mortar yoga studio and get instructed? when it comes to stretching/flexibility/yoga, that’s where i’m mutable and consistant so i need a coach in flesh in blood. i’m really good at keeping with intense plyo circuits cause they remind me of cardinal, which i am not short on. in fact about to a round right now cause… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Yes get a professional to train you into the postures. They’re more difficult than they appear, and if your body is out of whack it takes time to ‘feel’ when you have got it right. Been doing it since child (not consistently! But consistently since twenties) and spine curvature makes it hard to ‘feel’ balance correctly at times. Mirror important but hate mirror 🙂 Do properly or no benefit for postural muscles.

gren
gren

yeah, i’ve had that massage done before and it definitely opens that area up and deeply excavates the buried trauma that area (as the therapist says) makes sense. i have so much crap stored in there, it needs released. that’s probably why it hurts so bad when their fingers dig in…

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Can you be my life coach ?!?

I think I’m in love …..

pi
pi

Just can’t get enough
What do you mean, I need sleep?
I’ll sleep in July.

Andromeda
Andromeda

ROFL!!

Mystic, you represent. 🙂

Serene Kataka
Lend me your Poncho! Tonight,
A whirlpool of stars.

Anonymous
Anonymous

perfection. 🙂 pi

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Poncho haiku!! 🙂

calypso
calypso

brilliant 🙂

scorpbot
scorpbot

Beautiful Andy! 😀

Andromeda
Andromeda

Haha, cheers guys.

Pi
Pi

awesome, thanks Mystic.

“waking up in a small town sauna…” and the rest… you know, i’ve never quite done this sort of thing, [to my memory lol]. Sometimes I wonder if I am a proper Piscean.

having said that, all the neptune-mercury action lately, i am really in my comfort zone right now. no jokes.

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