Chiron Going Retro Is Psyched

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Hey guys, the Weekly Horoscopes from June 15 are just posted. The week is weird, weird, weird. But then again, so are we.

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gameshop.ro
gameshop.ro

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Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Ok this is poncho-free and off-topic, sort of but I needed somewhere to put it…
Long story but I am now considering the possibility of an academic job in a far flung foreign nation thanks to my oldest friend, who jokingly calls her country “the third world”.
Uranus in my 9th.
This astro schizz works.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

wow… sounds great Chrysalis!! Any aspects to venus? πŸ˜‰

I have venus in Libra in 9th. Love a nice foreign accent and a well travelled man

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

You read my mind Scorpbot, my first thought was ‘yes, but how will moving to the middle of the desert actually increase my chances of getting laid?’ lol
My Venus is still reeling from Neptune’s pass a while back but my progressed sun is now conjunct my progressed Venus in Aries, both being zapped by Uranus…

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

maybe you meet a lovely man who also moves to the middle of the desert. You never know….! But of course I understand wanting to maximise your chances of getting laid – tres important!!! πŸ™‚

Progressed sun conjunct my progressed Venus sounds promising!! Unpredictable and unconventional πŸ™‚

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Oooh, that sounds a bit exciting!

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Yes it sure does! It has brightened me up no end. I won’t be needing a poncho, that’s for sure.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Feeling the weirdness big time. Lots of (good) synchronicity and creative boldness happening! Chiron is my home-ninja.

On the subject of the binaural beats…I feel like I go into a sort of trance when I’m listening to them, and when I’ve finished my brain seems make all sorts of snappy, instant creative connections. Wish I had had them when I was doing exams!

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Chiron natally and transitioning my 5th house. Double whammy? Been SO busy lately with work and trying to understand family. I haven’t had time to stay connected with this site. Maybe by 2014. LOL!!

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

The Poncho Apocalypse is LOOMING…

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

For the knit is dark, and full of terrors…

calypso
calypso

lol!!!

Andromeda
Andromeda

Hee hee! Actually rewatching Season 1 GOT atm too.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Bahahahahaaaaaahaaa

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Hahahaha!!! πŸ˜›

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

OH why is it so strange and weird…. Im not very happy about it, but attempting with all my guts to look towards growth and the way I want things to be, so as not to manifest more of what I do not want. But I just got bitch slapped with unpleasantness for the last few weeks, and Im so over it… Im exhausted…. Im feeling my family pull away from me more and more, and that scares me. It’s a long story, but basically it feels like the relationships are breaking down with parent and siblings…. and feeling unloved… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

LOL – yesterday I bought a Firebird t-shirt. Clearly, I choose Phoenix, not Dodo. I am going to smoke my last cig (again) and get my teeth cleaned. I had a dream last night I was floating on a raft in water, not sure where I was going. I got out and asked some people (I spoke in French, they in Spanish) where I was and they said “Iral” maybe they meant “Aral” which is an omen to rid myself of all energy sucks. No bigger energy suck than cigs. Must kick that habit.

Ponchissimo Pony
Ponchissimo Pony

I like Cattiva’s description of smoking as a way to screen out the freaks. I suppose it can be the inverse of a projecting actual energy, radiating your lovely self. Good luck!

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

Best of luck.
Give that habit a big ponch right in the kisser!

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

Weird?!
Meh.
Nothing we Pseudo-Intellectual-Fuqed-Up-Cluless-Ponch-Hoes aint used to by now…
πŸ˜‰

Andromeda
Andromeda

Haha, ponch-hoes, oh this meme.. it’s like the unending ball of yarn it was knit from.

Pi-ncho
Pi-ncho

yeah who needs fractals when you have ponchos!

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

DARN it all to hell.
πŸ˜€

Ponchissimo Pony
Ponchissimo Pony

LOL πŸ˜€ Yes, do, it all started with a loose thread..

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

You have me in stitches…
xo

Ponchissimo Pony
Ponchissimo Pony

πŸ˜€ omg too funny

Joh
Joh

The binaural beats are keeping me upright. All my part-time jobs are stacking up and having a listen between roles feels better than a night’s sleep. Is it ok if I listen twice a day?

I have 3 other binaural tracks that have been quite wonderful, however this is my favourite because it seems to stir me to action.

Loving it!!

The Ponchinator
The Ponchinator

Chiron is going retro on my SUN.
Soz couldn’t resist. Chrysalis x
http://www.amazon.co.uk/kindle/dp/B005GHNLG2

Poncholicious Scorpbot
Poncholicious Scorpbot

πŸ˜›

Andromeda
Andromeda

Awesome! πŸ˜€
Poncho Solidarity.

Pi-ncho
Pi-ncho

scorp, and chrysalis, a medal for you both, as you are going above and beyond the call of poncho duty!

Anonymous
Anonymous

LMAO Pi xx

Ponchos or Ponchoes?
Ponchos or Ponchoes?

Soz Pi that was me Chrys x

Ponchos
Ponchos

I think!

You say ponchatoes
You say ponchatoes

Yes, but why?? Where is Mille, I know she could explain πŸ™‚
(Chrys, aided and abetted by a couple of glasses of hooch rouge)

calypso
calypso

I think she’s hiding under a more stylish garment waiting for the effects on us of coming out of eclipse season to wear off πŸ˜‰

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

I think all this Gemini energy has sent us bats! – Sun and Jupiter conjunct. Does a 5ΒΊ orb count? πŸ™‚

calypso
calypso

definitely!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

oh yeah… and Mars is in Gem too – sextile Leo Moon πŸ˜€

calypso
calypso

we’re all bonkers

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Oh hi. The word “poncho” is officially a foreign word, thus does not take the ‘e’ in plural.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Like “They are just a pair of sleazy romeos…in brightly coloured ponchos.”

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Thankyou ! x

Ponchissimo Pony
Ponchissimo Pony

Go Pi-ncho!

Poncholicious Scorpbot
Poncholicious Scorpbot

Pi-ncho πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

pi-nacho? πŸ™‚

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Solar return today – and am living in the middle of a revolution.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Happy solar return!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Happy Birthday!

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Ooops, moi being anon again…

Andromeda
Andromeda

Happy Birthday! May you be quadrupled blessed!!
Have a wonderful day, xx.

hdq
hdq

Happy birthday, solar twin! I remember last year commiserating about mercury activating the ZZ in our SR charts. Ha. We get a leetle more this year. Revolution personal and societal. Are you in Turkey?? Intense.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

πŸ˜‰

leogroover
leogroover

yay yay hip hooray for QUAD the beautiful

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Hey! Many happy returns, HiddenDragonQueen and Quadrupled! xxx

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Happy Birthday to you too HDQ!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Thank you πŸ™‚ will let you know Venus – Uranus – Pluto thing plays out.

Anonymous
Anonymous

yeah fucken tell me about it fucken chiron in pisces
ive spent a year now in a bad mood a whole year
its fucken normal to see somebody on the street
who fucken hates my guts because lets face it
people can be such bullies they see ya vulnerable
is enuf to hate you
i noticed you have used two virgo icons lately
sophia loren and rachel welsh
lets face it virgo is the best sign

Savannah
Savannah

Was out giving the dog a run this arvi, we don’t walk dogs on leashes here, well, not all of us, we load them in a ute go to a spot have a think and drink appreciating the change in landscape of recent desert rains. I was doing this & thinking about many things in my life this year especially the the last month, today even. Here now reading the daily for Kataka (moon & asc) for tomorrow & there it all is! In writing. I want to print it & slap on my fridge Mystic. The Aqua weekly is… Read more »

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

πŸ˜† well, look at that!!! – three poncho gravatars in a row. A cat, a pony and LRRH running away from a wolf.

Ah, the little things that amuse me πŸ˜€

Anonymous
Anonymous

We’re channelling the weirdness πŸ˜€

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Moi…

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

can’t think of gravatar password right now, however in spirit i am jumping on the gravatar poncho bandwagon !!

Lookin’ Good Ladies! x

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

LMAO!!! brilliant find Cosmic πŸ˜€

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Yay! πŸ˜€

S
S

Poncholastica

Anonymous
Anonymous

Nice! This Shetland pony is really wearing a jumper, but I couldn’t resist..

Andromeda
Andromeda

D’oh!

Poncho luscious robot
Poncho luscious robot

Ahh duzzzn’t matter. Still laughed when I saw it. πŸ˜€

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Poncholicious post πŸ™‚

Anonymous
Anonymous

Little red riding robot is back! I hope you’re well lovely xxo

Poncholicious Scorp
Poncholicious Scorp

Never really went away. Went incognito for a bit during Pluto on Asc transit but this blog is a bit like Hotel California – you can check out any time but you can NEVER leave. πŸ˜€

Is that you Uranian Plutonian Virgo? Leonine Librarian?

Pi
Pi

excellent analogy….x

Ponchissimo Pony
Ponchissimo Pony

Ya, this post is Ponchissimo.
(Ponchisissimo if you are from the Andes!!)
Sexiest Poncho Gravatar award to you!

Ponchissimo Pony
Ponchissimo Pony

D’oh!

Andromeda
Andromeda

Postmodscorp – is that YOU?!

πŸ™‚

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

Lol. Maybe…. I am in Mendoza, land of Gauchos….

Ponchissimo Pony
Ponchissimo Pony

Funnily I wrote to you on the Merc Retro post: “Please send us a pic of you in a poncho channelling Clint Eastwood in a market in La Paz!!” et voila! Love synchronicity.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Loving the poncho of the day pic there Mystic.

Also loving the Zap Power Nap Binaural Beats. I am still running around like a woman on speed getting heaps of shit done. It’s fuqing awesome! x

RachΓ© (Aqua/Tauri)
RachΓ© (Aqua/Tauri)

Feeling the weirdness but not freaking out. Laughing with it instead of trying to fight it for a change.

The only thing I SHOULD be freaking out over is the fact that I am on day 7 of a “no ‘poo” experiment during this extended Leo moon. Will I cave? When does it get better?

calypso
calypso

yeah, i didn’t last long with it mainly because I followed a recommendation to wash with bicarb (baking soda) and it turned my hair 50 shades lighter. Currently following Aquariarse’s advice: really basic jojoba shampoo with organic apple cider vinegar rinse.

S
S

Bicarb crikey Calypso, that sounds full on.
Beer rinse gives a full shine.
Knew a guy in New Zealand who would sans poo and skip to the conditioner only step. He was an extra in Zena, Hercules and I’d guess Lord of the Rings too. Long curly locks.

calypso
calypso

lol πŸ™‚

yeah, I can imagine the straight to vinegar working – it’s diluted so not so hardcore as it sounds.

should have said, as per Mystic, that it stripped my colour because, yes, dye.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I might have met your no poo friend – I was an extra in Xena and Hercules too (not LOTR though, that was filmed in Wellington – not really worth catching a plane to work when you’re being paid $6 an hour.)

starlore
starlore

Do you have a basic jojoba shampoo brand that you can recommend??
I’m over my current brand and I can’t seem to get my hands on something simple.

calypso
calypso

Hi Starlore, I’m using the “Simply Natural Oils” one – main ingredient is coconut oil, Australian made.

starlore
starlore

Oh great! Thanks so much calypso, will go hunting for it!

calypso
calypso

welcome πŸ™‚

i got it in a health food store if that helps x

aqua lion
aqua lion

it didn’t work for me either, in the end. When I did do it, I had natural coloured hair (no dye) – first week or so was totally gross, then it worked for quite a while. But as soon as summer came, it went out of whack. It couldn’t handle the sometimes-swimming, chlorine, salt, on unpredictable basis. If you have a totally routine life and don’t put your hair through anything stressful, it can work. Actually when it WAS working, it worked great, my hair was really soft. Too bad I refuse to give up swimming…. the no poo had… Read more »

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

i find it works best on people who have naturally dry curly hair. It does not work on people who have straight oily locks. my tresses became matted and dull and still oily but unmanageable!

kiriko
kiriko

I have straight, thick, dyed hair – no-poo/shamphree works GREAT for me. My hair has been black, brown, henna’ed, and now a dark blonde, and it’s never screwed with my color. If anything, since I’m now washing once a week (versus every other day when I was shampooing) my color lasts longer. And my hair and scalp are better than ever. It took me about a month to fully adjust. You do need to experiment with the right bicarb/water, vinegar/water ratio for you.

S
S

The last two mornings I am up at 4:30 am and by 5 am listening to MM’s Beats. Each listen yields different results and all positive.
Gave it a spin to a dog and he napped on my lap.

Ponchissimo Pony
Ponchissimo Pony

Do you listen on headphones?? Can you put it on the stereo?

S
S

Headphones so far but will spin it through the speakers on the weekend.

Oran Mor
Oran Mor

Binaural audio only works with headphones. : )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_beats

Anonymous
Anonymous

Thank you! πŸ™‚

moved on
moved on

Within seconds I felt a pounding in either the 3rd eye or the frontal lobe and immediately turned it off. It was a physical pressure that I did not want to pursue no matter how interesting the effect. Intriguing.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

I bought a Unison CD from one of the musicians a few years ago. Once i developed a neurological issue i could not listen to the binaural beats, esp Theta. I’m pretty good now but since i do have rare moments occur, i haven’t tried the binaural again.

L Cat
L Cat

Oracle = Godsend
Mystic dailies & weekly horoscopes = must have!!
thank you thank you thank you x

MoonLilith
MoonLilith

I dreamt of ponchos last night: but never dreamt there could be a gunslinging version – awesome! Btw, love the binaural beats – v transformative. Same effect as meditating for two hours but quicker and weirder.

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