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Voila the Weekly Horoscopes from May 4, posted now & carrying you through to that sexy New Moon Eclipse in Taurus on May 9/10.   Be your own Super-Hero. Or Super-Heroine. Super Humanity.  Hands up who’s loving this fresh vibe of totally-looking-after-thyself with all the Taurus energy; like nourished and stretched etc…

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Rache (aqua/tauri)
Rache (aqua/tauri)

Health and finances a wreck. Like worst ever bad. I feel trapped. Too sick to work too broke to get well. The issues are really affecting my ability to feel emotionally sound enough to focus and just be clear. Had a hot and random fling on the last 48 hours with a brilliant but childlike and über-aggressive Aries entrepreneur/design god. (My Mars is in Aries, I can’t help it) It was nice to get that out of my system and have a short escape from the trap. Now I’m on the train home feeling like my kidneys are gonna explode… Read more »

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Hang in there Rache… I’ve been there and survived to tell the tale, wishing the same for you. x

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

Oh yikes. Hope youre ok over there. Im with Saturnalien – you will pull through and live to tell the tale. Its just hard to remember that when you are knee deep in it. Chin up, beautiful! xx

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Hang in there beautiful. Good news in bad times is bad news in good times: all thing pass. Xo

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

a 48 hour random fling? wow, sounds awesome 🙂 Some people here just reported 48 months without sex. You’re doing ok xx

Anonymous
Anonymous

Your so hot…

Anonymous
Anonymous

Rache that is…

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

Aries burned me out and Taurus then came along to fatten me up. Tired, lethargic, and now eating while lounging on the couch watching movies on TV(wtf?! I dont even usually watch TV? I don’t even own one!) Not a good combo. Btw, hoping this weeks scopes have something positively exciting in store. For the last month it’s like nothing has been going on in my camps(I check Sun, Moon, Rising), In my scopes and IRL. Lots of prep stuff going on yes( for what I don’t even know), but stuff actually happening? Nope. At least my living and work… Read more »

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

I am with you….burned out, eating, watching series after series of tv (also don’t watch tv….) weird synchronicity! Has this happened to us before? I know we both have the GET right?

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

LOL! Me too. Feeling so fat. Been eating these past few weeks way more than usual.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

yep, fat. giving the upper end of my wardrobe a go, and by that I don’t mean couture 😉

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

LOL you guys too? l looked up tv shows to watch for the first time, in like, EVER. Seriously did hell just freeze over bc thats not usually me.

Like the bit about the upper end of the closet xD LOL. Yeah Ive been relaxing in nice comfy = stretchy, clothing.

Hopefully Gemini energy will come around and get me high strung so that I can burn off all this Taurean baggage. Sheesh.

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

GET? What does that stand for?

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Good question. I don’t know. I am sure we have had synchronicities before. I know me and EEL and Virgo Ellie even. I’m tired of psychic connections because I want to fuq a dude.. That’s where I’m at right now. Fuq the woo-woo channel.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

oh sorry! Grand Earth Trine 🙂

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

Oh, yes, yes I do 😀 Thanks for the clarification!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Lol. I have Venus and sun in Virgo. That’s all my earth.

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

Nice! Ive had a lot of Virgo friends in my life. Usually they are mixed with Scorp(As Moon, Asc, or Mars/Venus). I think they respond to my GET? lol

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

Sorry! I might as well have been talking to myself using shorthand in public like that 🙂 I just thought you would remember that HE x

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

Oh haha, well, its cleared up now. Maybe its the Taurean thing going on, but I am SO out of it and just want to look at beautiful things, whether it be film, scenery, clothes, etc. Everything else is just like *whoosh* over the head :/ I will most definitely remember now though 🙂

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

I am totally with you….I have been engaged in the making of a spinach pie for about 3.5 hours now….more dazed wandering than anything else!

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

Oooh…. pie sounds AMAZING.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I am so Mercury-ruled. Virgo Sun, Virgo rising, Gemini MH. Ridiculous.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

cripes, where’s your Moon?

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Leo, 11th

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

also expressive?

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

Wow you arent kidding!

Tell me… do you find your nerves get the best of you? Like, its easy to fret/get anxious, etc?

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Replying fresh cause I ran out of room. Expressive? Yes. I have to be “working” all the time. Jupiter in my 6th house. Work may be home renos, building furniture, taking photos, painting, gardening, writing, designing. Is that what you mean by expressed? I will say its repressed in that my need for attention (Leo moon) is more comfortably expressed as a need to be in control of my creative pursuits. Like, utterly, completely totally in control with no back talk, lol.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Maybe that’s my 5th house Lilith in Aqua that directly opposes my Leo moon (both at 13). My moon is kind of slippery. I got a haircut Thursday night. I hate it. That’s when I remember there is Leo in my chart, lol.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

yeah I guess I meant that might give you a drive to express yourself. I like the sound of all your activities, and the Virgo would help you to manage and do right? I just can’t be so productive. I’m really slow at things. Like the 5 hr pie 🙂

Man, make a mental note to self: do not tame the mane 🙂

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

oh, meant to say, I think it’s the Toro plod!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I am pretty good at lots of things. Its hard to know what thing I should get paid to do. I just like doing, doing, doing. Sometimes I burn myself out. Its like a manic-depressive vibe if I don’t manage a steady flow. I envy the Taurus ability to appreciate. Just appreciate. Not fuss. My daughter has Taurus moon. If I want her to feel happy, all I have to do is sing to her. It never fails. So sweet.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

I feel like I can’t do a fuqing thing! Pisces MH. It’s like you’re my polar opposite….or maybe that should be solar opposite 😉 (I don’t mean literally of course)

The singing sounds lovely. I had a tiring week this week, I felt like I was in service to all those around me. This morning I went for a walk with a friend who things were tense with early in the week. We sat by the ocean in the sun and I read the kulcha section of the weekend paper and got a history/literary hit. Was cured.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

oh that Lilith Moon dynamic must be interesting…

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I wish someone could explain it to me. Its a lot of power, conflicting power between the need to be seen, adored, appreciated and the need to control my creations, and be feared even. I’m not joking when I say I know the “dark” goddess, lol! Creation is a destructive act. If I can’t put the two together in what I’m doing, I’m not satisfied.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

I wish I could explain it to you but I can’t. I agree it would be a lot of power, a significant placement…the dark moon opposite the moon. Could there be something like a tug of war with regard to the relevant aspects of yourself? If it were mine I think I would be calling in Saturn Girl to adjudicate, lol.

Frances
Frances

I am known as a bit of a hippie/health/organic/my-body-is-a-temple kinda person but I am also known as a sweet tooth and have great difficulty resisting temptation especially when my boyfriend and roommates are far from health conscious. but i have noticed a HUGE shift in energy. for the first time ever I have been disgusted by sugar-ladden foods and suddenly everyone around me is health conscious and my boyfriend is loving my healthy food i have been serving each day/night (where usually there would be an up-turned nose and “where is the meat” comment). I am absolutely loving this ‘my… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

Ew, had a dream a guy I know tattooed a ‘friends forever’ type tattoo
in my MOUTH!

Yuck, it was like when I smiled, everyone would know we were linked.

It was above a spot I have had a tooth removed and there is a gap, a vulnerable hole in my gum.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

I was going to ask if he was hot, but you said Ew so I assume not.

Taurusanon
Taurusanon

The vibe feels awesome! Can’t get enough :)))

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I need help with a dream interpretation. In the dream, I am crossing a street with my daughter and ex-husband. Its in the city, but the city is empty, its just concrete. When we get to the other side of the street, I decide to go buy a pack of cigarettes. I wave to my daughter who stays with her Dad. Then I go down this ally to a store and a guy pops out holding at first what I think is a gun, then I realize its just a funnel and water is flowing out of it. He puts… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Get this – just went to the bathroom and as I pull on the tp roll a shiny penny dropped on the floor out of nowhere. I feel like the Beastie Boys sang “something’s going on and I’ll probably never get it.”

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Maybe you’ll get some money soon! =) I’m hoping. I think it’s a good luck dream.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Googling the dream symbolism of penny leads to lots of contradictory interps. Money sounds good! Here’s hoping you’re right!

Anonymous
Anonymous

The guy in the store in the dream may or may not have been Uranian Scorp. I’m telling you, I’ve never met a more Neptunian character than him. It’s like he lives in my blindspot

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Have you ever done a cutting ceremony to purge this guy out of your system? I had to do that with my Uranian Scorp-ex. He was doing psychic dream attacks and shit. Basically you banish him from your thoughts, dreams, etc…. and you ask that you be removed from his thoughts, dreams, etc… You ask for complete and utter separation. It really works. I used to be able to almost transmit thoughts and hear his thoughts/feel his emotions, but i can’t anymore. It’s the biggest blessing ever. If you want to be free all you have to do is ask.… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I’ve tried different tricks. I had a massive, nightmare of a connection to a Sag. I chased him into hell to figure out what was wrong. Uranian Scorp – I don’t care as much. I mean, I know he can take what he has to take. I dont’ feel like his protector. For awhile, I fantasized about taking him in like a stray, getting his teeth checked, vaccinations updated, see if he could be house broken, set him free if not. Now – I’m just frustrated. He tries to do shadow dream play shit. But I don’t give attention to… Read more »

RA
RA

Water = emotions. Emotions being filtered through a funnel (small, contained device) that you thought was initially a gun (fear).

If the shop guy is Uranian Scorp then you might get something that seems ‘shiny’ from him, but it’s still just a penny (so not worth much).

But then you got your own shiny penny yourself – so maybe you don’t need that shiny penny from him…?

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

But I got the penny in the toilet. This resonates. Uranian Scorp is – so obviously – a dirty boy. But, he’s something. Its like sex is his only language. He said it before – sexual energy is the most powerful yaddy yah yah. He’s got strange beliefs. He can’t talk. I knew him as a kid. Can’t say I really knew him. He wouldn’t talk. Once, he dressed up in a Joker costume. Looked amazing. Just walked through a party dressed up like the Joker. Maybe it was Halloween. Not sure. He still didn’t talk. Anyway. He’s soooo obviously… Read more »

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

Is he one of those peeps into that Sex Magick stuff? Crowley/Thelemite?

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

He def has some strange beliefs. I don’t tolerate them. I just want someone to hang out with who can shut up about what they believe. He’s good at not talking, lol.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Things that come to mind… your recent rant about the currency system, a penny is small change and not really valuable but you’re focused on the shiny factor, all that glitters is not gold?

Has the penny dropped yet?

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I don’t know if it’s related but the other day I was thinking about how older pennies are worth twice what they’re worth on account of copper prices rising. Maybe I should become a collector.

http://www.coinflation.com/coins/1909-1982-Lincoln-Cent-Penny-Value.html

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Seriously considering coin hoarding as a hobby now. LOL!

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Oh dear, you really do need to get laid! You know you’d have to find some other coin hoarding freak who wants to buy them off you in order to make a profit, but on the bright side, if you collect enough of them they can double as a Feng Shui metal cure! 😀 x

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

True. Also, you sell them by the pound. Its technically illegal to melt currency, but that’s what the selling by the pound is for, I’m sure. Maybe I could learn how to melt coins and make jewelry? LOL. I need a new outlet.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Aww yeah space ghost! I’m more of a Zorak person myself.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I am in such a Neptunian hazy place right now on the sex life front. Gah! Its transiting my 6th and I have addictions – smoking mainly – plaguing me. Haven’t had sex in years. Told Uranian Scorp, a could-be grifter, to just come over and let’s fuq already. Sick of the email flirt. Dude is so cagey he just doesn’t respond. WTF. I know he’s got money problems, baby mamma drama, and I’d probably have to shrink wrap him to be “safe,” but I don’t really care. I haven’t had sex in YEARS. Damn it. And this astro- fuqing… Read more »

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Get the smoking under control; the Uranian Scorp will be easy to fix after that. You can do it!

But i hear ya sister! I’m part of Club Chaste as well. The worst part is when I think back to the last time I did, it wasn’t even that good, but I was so desparate I thought it was great. Sort of like how people think a McDonald’s hamburger is fine cuisine when they are starving.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Sound advice and same here! Lol! Thought it was great at the time because I was starving for affection.

gren
gren

http://m.npr.org/news/front/179879664

Hah. Like the new french!

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

I remember reading a long time ago how french people used to vandalize and try to set fire to McDonald’s restaurants that have tried to set up in France. Good to see McD’s is thriving now I guess. :3

Ainslie
Ainslie

You cant be serious?

gemyogi
gemyogi

Hugs to you 12HV. You just reminded me, that despite JUPITER in Gem and lots of love, sex, blah blah romance horoscopes for Aries and Taurus (moon plus 3 other things in Toro)… I have not had sex since last May when I had 2 nights with Toro artist who subsequently left the planet and hasn’t been heard of since, and a one night stand with a kind of cute self deprecating English dude I met in a bar, who I stayed overnight with, then he was very gentlemanly and took me out for breakfast the next morning… then took… Read more »

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Thanks, gemyogi. I was thinking about setting up a Match profile again. You know how it goes. Then I read the post about the Pisces. I’m going to spend the dark moon cleaning per Mystic’s advice. Good news is my house is a mess. 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous

Last May?? I haven’t had sex in 3 years!!!!!! 🙁
3 years 🙁

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

It’ll be 4 years on November 14th for me. Yup.

fishupsagg
fishupsagg

Me ! I have both hands up in the air! I am loving this fresh vibe!

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

Omfg….. What an intense little period coming up! I’m so getting my bring it on abs of steel attitude back on! 2 weeks of menstrual tiredness, no exercise, feeling like I desperately need to do sit ups, I liked the monthly scopes better or the daily I can’t remember, mentioned a little affair mid month, weeklies tell me zapzone growth basically! I want the lovely little affair life!

Maria
Maria

Feeling tired and feeling crap. Iam a Taurus! If this is only the start what is it going to be like next weekend?

Andromeda
Andromeda

Taurus! Of course.. I received a reiki session and was told I needed to cover myself in mud, get in my body.
Then I met a girl who told me she was off to get a mud bath and massage at a place I know. I might just go roll on the grass instead. My kids create lots of mud ponds in the garden, so that’s a possibility too.

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

7th house Taurus…. I feel like a drunken with nectar love zombie…. W a headache and only exercise to Madonna style express myself.

Anonymous
Anonymous

God i just realised what this crazy vibe is – TAURUS. Not my favourite zone of the zodiac.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Is your font having a Jupiter transit?

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Woah! It appears so. Hahaha. 😀

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Yay for the weekly scopes and being one’s own superhero!

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