I never did a post on Samantha “Women Hate Me Because I Am So Beautiful” Brick because (a) the woman has zero birth data – she could be a bot created by the Daily Mail laboratories for all i know and (b) i did not want to give the delusional narcissist more space. You savvy?
In case you missed the original Samantha Brick furore, she wrote a stunning piece in which she (a) attributed her lack for friends to her extreme good looks (somehow missing her own fuqwittery) and (b) seemed to feel she had a sort of Gisele Bundchen degree of hotness. I believe it had, to this day, the most comments ever on a Daily Mail piece.
But then i saw this gem by Amy “I Wish I Was Mediocre LIke My Friends” Molloy and well, what is up with these people?
I think the Daily Mail has a special genius editor whose job is ply these bitches with Blue Devil Hoochie Juice, Space Dust and Dream Weed and then sort of take down their stream of consciouness drivel at 2am and craft it into a coherent narrative. This is honestly what i think is happening here.
I am all for people owning and celebrating their achievements but these peeps seem to have sort of inflation disorder. SOMEONE please get me their birth date. Or at least Sun Signs.
Business Insider helpfully pulled the ten best quotes from the Molloy piece…Look, i KNOW we’re all Zen and cosmic and whatever but it’s the Dark Moon right before an Eclipse so well, THOUGHTS?
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