Live Like a Saggo

Jane Fonda house

The so-called Jane Fonda Kit House (JF-Kit in street parlance) is a small structure “totally powered by stationary bikes, weights, and other ‘kinetically powered mechanisms.’” In other words, living in a Jane Fonda mini-house means working out almost constantly, like a dray horse or an Iditarod husky.

 

Via Jezebel.

WOW. We have discussed before how Jane Fonda is so totally, insanely Saggo – here and here – and now voila Ms Fonda nearing her Uranus Return and backing a new kind of house, completely powered by your basically non-stop physical activity.  So Sagg, right. Who likes, who hates?

My Fourth House (home sector) is Taurus so i think not.  Imagine solving eco-merde and diabesity in one swoop. I think Jane Fonda should take over; she’s had a lot of real-life experience, untold therapy and she’s not wedded to the left or the right.

Who wants a Jane Fonda Kit House? 

This could be us doing the laundry or powering up enough electricity to watch Real Housewives Of Anywhere.  Also, are the five gentlemen in the top picture all the same guy – like his day in a montage – OR is the idea to marry octuplets to ensure your house is always powered up? Polygamy is tres Saggo. Jane Fonda 80s working out

 

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pegasus
pegasus

Bizarre but love the light, love wood. Most of my furniture is made that tortoiseshell giant polished bamboo from Indonesia as it is light to move around. A true Sagg, always thinking of moving, how big a truck or how much would fit in the car. The rest is antique oriental and as the house was built in 1914, high intricatley decorated ceilings, it reminds me of Raffles Hotel in Singapore pre-renovations. Walls are prisons to me so a moveable abode would be bliss to my gypsy soul. You can keep the men unless they be usefull to build something… Read more »

Andromeda
Andromeda

My 4th is ruled by Virgo. Just no.
To the asymmetry (sea-sick), the plastic (toxic-sick), the effortful & inefficient energy system, etc, pass!

If I had a choice I would probably like a Roman domus, 😉 .

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

No, no, no. I have virtually no Sagg in my chart, it’s a very narrow part of the fourth house and that’s all. I don’t know many Saggs, but my gorgeous teenage niece has a Sag moon and this would freak her out. She likes a view to the horizon, preferably an unexplored one.

pi
pi

Yeah, I’d agree with that. A view and unexplored horizons, whether philosophical or physical.

Oneironaut
Oneironaut

I’d like a compromise – a nice looking house, complete with toro sofa or three, and also some bike to treadmill type situation to power things sometimes. Plus I think any sustainable house MUST have some kind of food garden/compost, right?

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

good thinking, it could def do with some greenery. It’s ugly as fuq. I just love how you wouldn’t be able to escape a fundamental appreciation for the value of energy resources. It’s be like, do I really need to wash this? run this dryer? maybe I could just put another layer on. Air conditioner sales would plummet 🙂

fallen angel
fallen angel

Hmm. Yes, I’m going to chime in about the plastic sheeting. It’s flexible and heaven hopes Ms. Fonda insisted on a non-phthalate film otherwise, consistent exposure to a plasticized enclosure with possible DEHP content and lead would be serious endocrine disruption. In English this means Mr. Work Out over there may over the course of his life time start growing a bit o’ breast, his sperm count may drop, etc etc. I’m really surprised they didn’t use rigid PET panels (same stuff they use for recyclable soda and water bottling) that would stand weathering better and due to UV resistance,… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

Yes all that plastic baking in the Australian sun would be a steaming soup of toxicity. Don’t mean to be so goopy, but eek.

S
S

Exactly it’s a one hot summer day away from being a Shrinky Dink. I could then punch a hole in it and wear it as a keychain.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

🙂

Andromeda
Andromeda

Ahh memories… 🙂

Aqaleoscorpmn
Aqaleoscorpmn

I have Moon and Uranus in the 4th in Scorpio, so All home experinces are in it for me, abrupt, tragic, shocking, abusive, uniquely beautiful, honest. Pretty much everything except dirty.

Anonymous
Anonymous

So what’s the astro this weekend? I’ve read the horoscopes and dailies…. Dark moon in Pisces…. But with an eclipse season punch… So unfair for what should be a lovely dreamy watery dark moon… Instead or as well there’s an intensity I’m feeling, I had to be clear w a friend last night that while I’d love to live w them I dont want to live in a house w drinking and smoking, he’s super offended… He is an alcoholic but in denial. I like to have a cold beer occasionaly and a red wine w pasta one a month… Read more »

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

growth 🙂

but also, seriously, ZZ? Saturn?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Right… Yes Saturn in my first, transiting…. Gawd who would have thought…. That’s a bit mean Saturn! what’s Saturn teaching me, to stand my ground to sustain solitude, to reach out, take risks try new things? don’t go back to the comfortable, its not available anyway…. Hardcore!

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

sounds to me like you’re just setting healthy or sensible boundaries around yourself and your personal space. sometimes other people don’t fit the new blueprint. i used to live with an alcoholic and I completely understand your decision and you don’t sound like a hypocrite at all. If your friend lays that on you he’s being disrespectful.

appreciate what you’re doing for yourself, there’s probably new higher vibe stuff coming your way x

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

Absolutely… I live on my own now and in a very clear healing space, contemplating move and had to be clear w friend I will not compromise my home space now or again by choice…. Thank you for your words of support calypso

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

you’re so welcome and guess what? while you were in the bath I watched GoT. There were a couple of steamy baths scenes in it too 🙂

Charles
Charles

This reminds me of an old SF story by Stanislaw Lem. He suggested capturing the excess energy of children, who were always bonking around, falling against things, etc. So you could build homes with lots of levers, pads, and other mechanisms to turn that into electricity. This would probably work with my upstairs neighbor, who has a little kid that runs back and forth from end to end of the apartment, on a regular basis. I mean regularly like every 2 hours, up til 12:30AM. The kid obviously enjoys the sound of pounding his feet on the hollow floor. He… Read more »

pegasus
pegasus

Charles, you have my deepest sympathies as i endured a noisy neighbours boots on bare floorboards for 12 months before he re-carpeted. It’ a large house divided into 2 apartments, and it wasn’t until i applied for 50% off rent for disturbance that he was obliged to fix it. Even bought soft slippers for him to wear and left them with a note outside his door.
Your disturbance is inconsiderate, how can you NOT say anything about it, for my big mouth Sagg NOT to yell shut the fuq up would be an impossibility 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous

LOL you should see the movie “The Tenant” by Roman Polansky.

Lucy
Lucy

Maybe as an office. For a little while.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

i like it but it’s a little sparse looking. My actual house has circus equipment throughout. You can climb up the walls on bars and cling to the ceiling. There is a cloud swing in the living room and lyra. Im going to do a kinetic art installation where people have to climb and jump on stuff.

im saggo asc, but my Libra sun demands exercise equipment that looks cool and matches decor.

pi
pi

Eel your house sounds AWESOME! Xo

marijita
marijita

Well, polygamy or polyandry and constant physical activity certainly aren’t part of my five planet plus Jupiter aspects Sadge stellium style. That many men is just too complicated, too demanding and involves way too many people in my business. I do like the idea of not being entirely dependent on some remote monopoly controlled by the 21st Century Triumvirate. I also like all the light and Mr. Model Man’s legs. =D

6th sense
6th sense

the house that jane built? I don’t know. U kno that david byrne/xpress2 song “lazy”? That’s me. But I do like all the natural light janes worked into the plan.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

“Ohh… I’m wicked and I’m lazy” 😀

Love that song!!

Prone to a bit of laziness myself – Venus in Libra… Lady of leasure 🙂

JF kit house is ugly. No, no, no!! Don’t like at all.

6th sense
6th sense

Springs sprung in the northern hemi! Lush n a real treat for me senses 🙂 weekend road trip ahead to a hippy dippy ranch full of woodland creaatures n nature hikes with a old friend + my kid. Venus in scorpio n neptune in sagalicious, + new moon eclipse transiting my 2nd jolly goood time!

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Looks like a sexual fantasy of growing fit men in a greenhouse. I’d buy one of those.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

oh yes! and they generate your power at the same time! genius 🙂

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I bet they could be conditioned to do other chores as well. I’d have a whole farm of them.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

LMAO I would call them all Gary. G1, G2 etc.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

LOL!

Oneironaut
Oneironaut

Hahaha!

pi
pi

I’d be cool with this as long as there was a solar / batt backup for the ‘not possible’ moments. As others have mentioned. It’s funny but the saggi men who I know aren’t “workout” oriented, necessarily. Hmm. But you could draw them out on philosophical issues like *that* .

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

I love the idea, aesthetically horrid, half my loungeroom is a yoga room, I rarely have guests over, I would love to be invited more regularly by apparatus to lift weights or crunch some belly… Of course sexcercise would also be preferred.

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

Oh yes, bring it on!

Maria
Maria

Love it!! Iam a Taurus and my whole life revolves around fitness and health Totally trying to be prepared for Zap Zones bitches…..

Aqaleoscorpmn
Aqaleoscorpmn

Uranus is unpreparable- be prepared lol

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

I can just imagine Freddie running the stand-up vac over this floor in a pencil skirt and heels 🙂

ps. You should def get the leop-uni

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

oh yeah, meant to ask….was Darwin his name? or was it more a matter of survival of the fittest?

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

I love your sex talk cattiva!

Anonymous
Anonymous

I don’t. Ugh!. It’s not even funny.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

Zap Zone Theme Song candidate 🙂

Savannah
Savannah

Ps the house is ugly I’m thinking a proper eco shower cubicle (maybe an completely outdoor bathroom with plants as your walls & windows) one of those dudes or all of them massaging, listening to the band High Tension, coming down after a hard days slog where your sweating honest made dollars.

Savannah
Savannah

I want her fuqing hormones. I worked in a civil job on a shovel for average of 8 hours a day, 6 days a week for 7 weeks straight.better than a gym or this house. Zip, nada, nothing went straight to discus thrower physique. Some of us aren’t so lucky.

S
S

I like the concept but all those exposed beams reminds me of a sauna.

Sagg girl
Sagg girl

Polygamy is so Saggo? What about ‘polyandry’? (Women with more than one hubbie?)…

Libra9
Libra9

Surely there would be an energetic species from the animal world that could be put to work? Somewhere far away and out of sight preferably.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

On a side note, i would be happy to have a multi guy running around powering up the house, doing the dishes etc while i was busy with other stuff. This one looks like a Keith. The hyper guy behind Jane is probably Roy, who also does the pool and morning green smoothies.

It’s not a very nice looking abode. It’s clunky like the set of a daily tv drama, where you hear the characters walking on hollow wood.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

All she’s missing is a Gary…

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Where’s Jane’s Gary, i wonder?

Anonymous
Anonymous

I’m too lazy to enter her chart data into astro.com to find out at the moment, but it might be an interesting exercise at some stage as she’s had a “Gary” write a book about her and a “Garry” direct a movie she was in, so she’s had a few Gary encounters!

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

That anon was me… nfi how I managed to pull that off.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

If we could harvest our energy in portapaks it would be good, since we often use our energy elsewhere, at work, getting to work, at shops, in the street. Apart from chores we usually return home to rest before our energy expenditure.

Imagine the energy stored in advance by those doing their own home renos.

My four Mars squares/two t-squares wonder whether the energy of anger, frustration or sheer drive could also be harvested. This would work a treat for me 🙂

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! I do need a treadie built into the floor so I can tap out my daily k’s 🙂

Xx
Xx

This makes me think more gulag than nest.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Ah home sweet gulag! Would be cute embroidered on a cushion?

Xx
Xx

With extra difficulty if you chose to embroider at night… You’d have to peddle at the same time just to make the lamps work

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

You’d have to pedal, petal 🙂

Xx
Xx

Lol… Yes, I meant the one you said!

Aqaleoscorpmn
Aqaleoscorpmn

Haha home sweet gulag..

My 4th house moon finds that funny…

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Just looking at it makes me want to curl up on my couch with a 6 billion calorie, gluten laden, fat dripping, artery-clogging pizza and a bottle of Cab Sav to wash it all down with in rebellion…

gemyogi
gemyogi

Love your work Saturnalien. In fact, that’s exactly what I’m doing tonight!

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Have some for me!

gemyogi
gemyogi

No worries, on 3rd pizza slice and second glass of merlot XO

anastasia
anastasia

one of the bike stands is loose already..

SalaciousSagg
SalaciousSagg

Ah you girls know how to party-merlot and pizza…tres purrfect!

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

YES

Anonymous
Anonymous

oh, I’m so fuqing tired from working, single parenting and studying that my house would be dark most of the time! It’s have to be a top-up system, like the solar energy one in Oz 🙂

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

me x

ps. *It’d*

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

Yes youre right silver…. dependence on one thing is dangerous…

jicky
jicky

i prefer mental gymnastics haha

gemyogi
gemyogi

I am with you there Jicky!

andromeda
andromeda

Me too. Can’t the chickens be trained to tread on the mill?

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Ha! That is absolutely genius. Appeals to me mainly from an environmental point of view—kintetic energy—sustainable and tres green!

Many of my friends have had this idea—why not power everything by exercise machines and thus get fit, save money and save the earth’s resources?

It just took someone with the DRIVE (i.e. Ms Fonda) to make it happen!

I want one. I really do!

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

lol and wow and yeah! I love it! and I am a Triple Toro so wtf? but 4th house is Virgo/Libra. Obvs the cusp there is Libran but does the Virgo bit get a guernsey? I think that might explain it – the efficiency….

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

although the Libran part doesn’t like that industrial grade plastic that looks like the stuff Laura Palmer was wrapped in.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Lolz @ Laura Palmer wrapping! 😀

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Laura Palmer wrapping! Tee hee 😛

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