Geminis, You Will Be More Kardashian After The Next Eclipse

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Just had an email from a Gemini complaining that his/her Weekly Horoscopes were boring. No fun, no excitement. Just blah. Gemini was so traumatized by the ennui he/she omitted the usual Gemini charm and manners.

So i said (a) maybe check out the Monthly Horoscopes or the Daily Horoscopes as they each have different tones. That is, the Monthly is more broad, breezing over the whole year and next as well, sometimes. And the Daily throws in all manner of exciting asteroids when appropriate. I also intend to work the Fixed Stars more. There is room for that in Daily.

But the reason Gemini thinks his/her Horoscopes “boring” is basically because i am trying to prep them for the upcoming Full Moon in Saggo Eclipse Sun in Gemini squared by Neptune/Uranus square Pluto at the end of May. When the astro is easy, my Scopes are more flippant, fun and ‘hey, why the fuq not?’ in tone. When the going gets volatile, i turn more sooky-goo-goo, conservative and nurturing. There are times when “boring” is way better if the alternative is chaos, drama, fiscal insecurity, sleaze, lies and Qi Vampires.

Geminis: For the rest of May, focus on decluttering your undies drawer, ten minutes 2x a day of dental hygiene, doing humble hours of non-stop genius slog, debt reduction and proper sleep Awesome.Β  You can be fun, sexy and acclaimed in June.

Thoughts? Β 

 

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Double Happiness
Double Happiness

I can’t say I wasn’t warned…..1st day back from wonderful beach holiday with the extended family. bonfires on the beach, walking walking walking in beautiful untouched paradise, daggy bowls club dinners. I arrive back at work to find the business may not be here in 12 months and we will find out the prospects in 6 months…….I left my last job as it felt it was unstable and unsustaninable (very 19th century workroom, very high end womenswear with all the dramas) now after 1 year in the job I am feeling shaky…..I wonder what the last two weeks of May… Read more »

hdq
hdq

Ha I remember the “I’m bored” thought flitting through my mind a few days ago. So much Zappy action that a brief respite in the intensity was the weirdest thing ever. Then I stopped, counted my myriad blessings, and breathed. Uranus will hit 11 degrees pretty damn soon and the zz will be as personal as it gets. In the meantime the (non-matching) underwear drawer and the garden are lovely and grounding ways to pass the time until crisis 6.0 hits. Thank you for this perspective! ?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Gemini Rising! More Kardashian!? Please no. I think they are lame. No one I aspire to be like. Bored? I don’t know about you guys. But I’ve been busy, and can’t get everything done that I need to, and sometimes my head is spinning. I am not a organized person already…but I feel like the more I try the worse it gets. I’ve lost 2 glasses! And now I can’t find my ipod. I am never this bad. And am wondering what’s going on with my psychology? Yeah for a while now I’ve been cleaning out my underwear. I’ve lost… Read more »

joan
joan

Hahahaha!!boring what boring?? I can feel the weird vibe everywhere….pheeeew!! Boring is fine with me!! Late may is my birthday…pheeew!!all that action there ..

Ariel
Ariel

PS – Love the pic – that’s exactly how I want my positive change to manifest, beauty, art and eccentricity!

Ariel
Ariel

Well, this Gemini is going stir-crazy looking for positive change!! My mind talk is driving me mad… Please tell me how to deal with Saturn opp Venus transit, it’s causing me to have relationship OCD.

gren
gren

venus opposite saturn seriously bites. I’ve been methodically and quietly dealing with old relationship stuff getting puked up for a second/final? act of swallowing. It’s been slow, but making progress, and resisting the urge to reach out… What’s worse, I’ve received synchronistic crytic messages from those in my stream of consciousness….starting to think I should reach out as an excuse to some of that balled up yarn in my chest. I keep asking myself, is selfish to seek more closure and have that forum to say things for my own peace of mind, or will that bring forth the LZ… Read more »

hdq
hdq

You should reach out, I would think. Get it over once and for all. I don’t think the kraken has much chance against the power of Lord Reality himself. Listen to the synchronicities!

Yes it is a shitefuq transit. Patience, boundaries, and exercise. And alone time, voluntary or not…

gren
gren

yah, I think you are right, I just needed to see it in writing from another brilliant POV. There’s been two attempts at initiating contact with me this year, both during a rough patch with her, death of a close pet (that I was very fond of), a major health issue (mother like figure), with me the recipient of a cryptic I’m thinking of you or miss you. I reply with the most caring detached sympathy. So I’m perplexed and thinking how surreptitious! why now? what’s worse, the obstinate-ness in me has been casually resisting, yet, curious at the same… Read more »

gren
gren

I guess I just don’t want to fuq up the whole saturn transformation I’ve worked hard at with something resurrected from my past. This is the task that’s been casually flagged on the outlook calendar way back, and how bright red over due and beeeping at you. and the venus opposition is emotionally exhausting.

Hdq
Hdq

Yeah

JFK
JFK

Oops, sorry again. I dunno, it’s a hard call. But if you imagine that it will be forever circulating, unfinished in the back of your mind, it seems a perfectly Saturn thing to get closure on. One thing I have picked up from here is that if live does appear during the Saturn shizz, it’s real. And if and when it falls away, the steely backbone + perspective is perfect for clarity and moving on. Closure is not just an ideal but necessary. So it’s paradoxical but so perfectly Saturn. No peace until you do the work. Ugh I can’t… Read more »

hdq
hdq

Ha I JFK! Awesome.

gren
gren

i got you loud and clear. thanks for your insights.

hdq
hdq

How very Taurean. πŸ™‚ hey random question out of order but I remember you have a 22 libra Pluto which is the same as guy I’ve been talking to and my NN- do you think it’s good synastry or not? It’s definitely something but I don’t know what..

gren
gren

NN conjunct pluto sounds like some past life connection there between you two. i love to vision quest on past civilizations, trying to connect the past with the present. I am naturally gravitated towards science, art, meta, astral. I know I’m still very in tune with my past life, however prominent or tarnished I left it… Socially, I’m very aware of this insight and sometimes I’ll say or gesture in a very old world way. But most of all I try to look out for myself in any social engagement. maybe Mr. Past Life will show you how to engage… Read more »

jdq
jdq

I’ve been so embroiled in pastures forever; this is the first encounter that isn’t dragging the weight of history behind it. Feels light. Absolutely astounding. But the tr NN is on my Juno, and Venus and the SN were conjunct, so from an aster perspective that’s fairly clear. It would be a funny container for a past life love, these wings of silk…
Everything you wrote including ghevsanian sumbol(?) is sobsproos and just flat-out inspiring. Resonates deeply. Thank you.

Hdq
Hdq

Those are some bizarre autocorrects. :/

gren
gren

the 22′ libra is beautifully written and makes perfect sense! LIBRA 22 “An ancient glass vial perfectly preserved. Soul-memory. Intensively held to ancient faculties. A stunning quality of still feeling the way people felt a very long time ago. A super-sensitivity hidden and protected, disguised and played off of. Underneath being vastly in tune with realms of existence, places, and times that to others are remote but that to you are closer than close. Your unsurpassed ability to bring other realities into this world faithfully, accurately and dispassionately has a dazzling array of accompanying treasures, which include feeling virtually immune… Read more »

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

wow, that’s very interesting Gren – where’s it from? Would it impact on my 21 Libra Merc ? thanks πŸ™‚

gren
gren

ItsdfromEliasLonsdaleInsideDegrees

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

again, thank you πŸ™‚

Anonymous
Anonymous

Off the topic but is an eclipse in Gemini good or bad for a Gemini sun.
How do I make the best of it?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Firstly I think the weekly gem scopes are really exciting and the least bit boring. So I don’t get my fellow gems comment???? Also I raise my hand as one of those geminis who does say the she is bored. If this is the worst that I do then hell I will take it on the chin gladly. Because I need to vocalise my boredom to turn it around and do something productive. And I am a highly productive and driven member of society. Infact I often work myself till I drop. And I have to say I am BORED… Read more »

Pi
Pi

it’s ok i think. every sign has hurtful comments made about them on this blog. it’s kind of a safe place to let loose with sun sign angst and bitching, then work through it and come out the other side hopefully changed. imo. plus it’s also fun to laugh in recognition at one’s worse attributes from time to time x

but yes re the “fuq this i’m bored!!! aarrghhh” moment of recognition. THEN we go and stir up fun things to see/do/make.

kiriko
kiriko

“I like boring things.” – Andy Warhol

This quote is currently my desktop wallpaper. (Andy’s a Leo and I’m Sag)

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

I love that… I think there is something a bit gem about Andy

Pi
Pi

I have to say – even though i relate very well to gemini energy, even i can have too much – my Gem asc squares my sun and my fishy heart is often at odds with my Front so to speak. And a Mars in Gemini guy i know is full ON, I think he suffers from an undiagnosed manic disorder of some sort, conversations with him exhaust me – it’s impossible to explore anything in depth, So I do understand those who have a problem with Gemini realms. x

Airess
Airess

Yeah… ADHD perhaps for him….

Pi
Pi

hahah I just followed some links on the sidebar thing and found this fabulous line from Karl Largerfeld (ok so he is Virgo but V is ruled by Merc)

“Better a split personality than no personality at all.”

Veronica
Veronica

: D πŸ˜€

Anonymous
Anonymous

Now that is a comeback!
May wheel that out sometime.
πŸ˜€

Pi
Pi

oh good god. I miss-spelt his name. *cringe* sorry Mr L.

Pi
Pi

AND i misspelled misspelled. GO HOME PI

unless i meant, “I used to eat a lot of interesting ancient grains. but now i only eat rice. God I miss spelt.”

S
S

Oh Pi…that was pretty good. Amaranth thinks your funny too.

Airess
Airess

Listen- Any Gemini who claims to be bored simply hasn’t evolved enough to realize that if they just turn inwards and dare to spend some time alone, their very own thoughts, neuroses, multiple personalities/voices in their heads and zippy imaginations are a rich source of non-stop entertainment! Hours of fun! Seriously go (and try to) meditate and see how it is impossible to be bored with a Gemini mind… Massive challenge to still that beast. Therefore, boredom is not even possible πŸ˜›
(Speaking as a sun merc Venus Saturn gem stellium πŸ˜‰

Charles
Charles

Gemini spend time alone? I once described a Gemini friend as incapable of being able to sit still and pay exclusive attention to anyone, even herself, even if she was locked in a room all alone.

Anon
Anon

Haha. Exactly!! I had a Gem (moon in Libra) friend who hated being alone. She use to try dragging me out, just so she wouldnt be alone. Friendship didnt last. I love my alone time too much.

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

to be fair us gems must be pretty resilient to take all the bad rap we get, or have very healthy egos, I don’t know…. Yesterday I wrote I’d be bored sleeping all day in some kind of taurean cave and someone wrote that whole only bored people get bored…. Yes I agree and only boring people or depressed people sleep all daY, and there is nothing wrong with that as such except there is a million fuckinh things to do be see feel hear smell etc, you get my drift! I have a taurean friends whose ideal weekend is… Read more »

S
S

I’d be happy in that space (sans horses, that girl and the rabbit ears), set up on the floor with paints and pastels.

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Yah. Was thinking that myself. Not sure about the carpets on the tables but DO like the diptych of women bathing amidst lotuses on the back wall. And what’s with the rabbit with its back to us ?!?

S
S

That bunny is pre-boiler…it knows the score.

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

LOL. You really *did* make me giggle πŸ˜€

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

S, that’s hilarious πŸ˜†

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Also: those horse look confused.

And: I’m sad. This is not my usual state of being. I mentioned previously that I have a hideous conjunction going on. Well its kicked in. Spewbuckets.

Luckily: my painting is going well and I have just discovered gay Japanese pr0n for women (Yaoi). Its great escapism, both ways.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

God/Goddess/Whatever bless Yaoi!

Pi
Pi

what’s going on, DT? all is not ok? xx

Ps glad painting is going well and you have found, uh, esoteric Japanese, um, erotic art. πŸ˜€

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Ack. Its a bit raw at the moment. Will hang for a couple of weeks and see if it passes. In my turbulent youth, I always reckoned the cure for heartbreak was to put my head down and work harder at my studies. Wrote an Honors degree while dying inside πŸ˜€ Every time I start to feel like I’m losing it, I head for my paintings and slap another layer on. Or go and Google-stalk my next teacher (he doesn’t know it yet). Or read up on new techniques. So yeah, I feel like shit, but my work is going… Read more »

gemyogi
gemyogi

Hang in there DT. Sending hugs.

hdq
hdq

Big hugs and love, DT. And once when I (and others ) were totally crumbled into a puddle of misery, you offered tea and healing space and it changed my whole world around. I send your divine energy back to you sevenfold. Xoxo

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Thanks guys ! I can feel it passing….

GeminEE
GeminEE

As a Gemini, guilty as charged. I will say I’m bored, flounce around telling you how boring everything is, blah blah blah. Then when you ask me to go out, I tell you, sorry, I’m booked out until maybe next week. Geminis talk a lot of shit. Like things they don’t even agree with or make sense of. People I hang out with have learned to ignore or filter whatever I’m saying. I think I just need noise in the background. Doesn’t help that I have Merc and Venus in Gem. o.O See we’re mutable air, that moves very fast… Read more »

gemyogi
gemyogi

Yep! We talk shit. Sometimes we are amusing ourselves at your expense. Or just talking shit.

Deal with it peeps. We can be extremely frivolous and silly when we get bored.

Pi
Pi

+2 (my gem asc, gives me 2 votes πŸ˜€ )

Seabird
Seabird

I hate stupidity and when people cannot see interesting solutions and when boys think that unless you don an apron and get up the duff you are not serious about them. In all these situations my response is to lightly mock (often so lightly that mockee does not realize) and then leave before my barbed Gemini tongue lets loose. You may call this flighty and insubstantial, I call it diplomatic, and for those accusing us of being a bit airy fairy I would ask – perhaps you are tiresome, narrow-minded and naggy? Personally I don’t see it as my job… Read more »

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

X 1,000!!!

GeminEE
GeminEE

Yes I am learning how to leave because my mouth will cross lines I don’t even agree with.

hdq
hdq

Whoooooooo!!

GeminEE
GeminEE

Nice! I have half my planets in Gem. When I meet another Gem, we’re either having fun lying about everything (this is a conversation by ourselves) or I stay away because they have lost their filter somewhere and itching for a fight.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

oh that just made me remember an old Gem friend of mine who was a compulsive liar. He told me he had AIDS once. Not true. He told a succession of flatmates that he had paid the rent. Um, also not true…..last I heard he had had become the treasurer of a not-for-profit bar for a minority community and embezzled enough $ to send them broke. I would say he probably found anyone who challenged him naggy but tbh I don’t think he noticed.

S
S

This is the sort of Gemini disaster that I meet. I need to meet more like Gemyogi.

gemyogi
gemyogi

thanks S! XO

gren
gren

Very enigmatic. When I get together with one of my favorite Gem peeps, it’s a permanent low oxygen hyper fest or sleep deprived slap happy sing along. Silly geese. This does not bode well for moi natal cow is perplexed as hell, but I think secretly loves the public display of pantomiming…drama oozing. How seriously afflicted by the mutable air am I now, my progressed chart shows a crowded stellium of personal planets there.

Aqaleoscorpmn
Aqaleoscorpmn

@CS sad as AIDS is a hoax.. I had a jamacian coworker wow where does the the universe go to find people so moraless crass and egotistic i dont know. Maybe its from being too close to the Sun? This chick lied about the smallest shit in the begin, and i want even her boss. Im liie do u think i care haha i just want to do my part and go home, i dont get pissy over tiny mistakes. And i felt right there she was a liability waiting- if she lied about something so small then i knew… Read more »

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

yeah it was low, he would have been looking to replace respect with sympathy or support, but once that shit gets out – which of course it will – he’s lost it all. So short sighted, I think he had big problems with delusion. He was smart as though, and fantastic fun. He was actually quite decent and then something happened and he changed. Must have been a transit?

LaLuz
LaLuz

I thought the Kardashians were the epitome of sensationalized boredom. Have I missed something??

Anonymous
Anonymous

Hahahaha.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

#firstworldproblems

S
S

With you on that one CS.

Ms.
Ms.

tick

MercuryRising27
MercuryRising27

Maybe Mr/Ms Gemini would like to swap with me – Kataka sun and rising.

FOUR FREAKING YEARS of either Uranus, Pluto and/or Saturn squaring down on both my sun and ascendant, plus eclipses thrown along the Kataka/cappy axis for a while there and quite frankly I’m more than happy to take the ‘excitement’ and stick it somewhere dark and gloomy.

Unlike your average Gemini, I have one personality to keep entertained and she’s ready for a break. Bring on Jupiter in July!

S
S

Bloody Geminis – so much air and lack of substantial reality. I try to understand them, really I do. But their mental process is perplexing. They do my fuqing head in.
I’d like to have all Kardashians and Geminis rounded up and placed on their own planet. Come back in a week or two and see who is left. Gems and the Outer-Dashians….the reality show mind fuq.
P.S Sorry to all the sweet Gems.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

yeah, I don’t wanna be too hard on Geminis. I’ve loved some Geminis. Pity they couldn’t hold my gaze long enough to notice πŸ˜‰

but seriously, I have a beautiful Gemini sister (Cap rising, Crabby Moon) and a beautiful Gemini son. According to Mystic’s tips on reading he aspects to his Mars he will have 6 major relationships. Libra Rising. Heartbreaker.

S
S

Yes there are some lovely Gems. But I stay away from them romantically, lesson learnt and set in stone. I couldn’t help but swear when my bestie The Oracle said “A Gem or Gem rising wants to seduce me”. Dress me up in stussy…hells No.
You would think there would be a cure now for heartbreak.
6 major relationships = can’t help but think his exs will come to you for some advice. So get the Libra rising too CS.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

what should I advise them S? “back away ….he’s a Gemini”. I dated one a few years back, he was unreal. He was cool, sweet, lovely. I’d have his full attention while he was with me, he’d flirt, make future dates, etc. I’m convinced that he forgot all about them – and me – as soon as he left me and his attention was sunk into whatever was before him at the time. One of his 500 friends – very popular. His mind was like a bird flitting about. So Friday night would come and I’d be like so, are… Read more »

S
S

You nailed it with the bird assessment CS. Sure change your mind, but not when people have made life changing decisions based on your Gem mind or mid bloody sentence.
Re: Gem Son trailblazing heartbreaker – I think they will come to you with: What happened? Why did x, y, z go down? Gosh I hate that term closure, but that’s why they will need you. There is a part of you that already knows this. CS I am just tapping into our unspoken conversation and riding this vibe.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

my ears are all open πŸ™‚

S
S

There is a reason you know of his future love-break. Was that to heal your own heart? If so, then that is what you will need to tell these future broken hearts.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

he didn’t break my heart the Gemini boy – he didn’t have the strength to, he was so illusory! insubstantial…. it fed into my LZ tendencies, the Neptune in 7th fault for fantasy love. It was great to realise slowly that it wasn’t real. I agree with Gemyogi et al that Gems can have substance. My sister is like a rock; her presence is enough to make everyone feel that everything is going to be allright. I just stumbled on an archive post her today in the DIY section about how to read/predict major relationships based on aspects to Venus… Read more »

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

*here

S
S

I got the impression the Gem was in the short burn flame. Whatever drew you to look at your son’s is what will help you in the future.

Anonymous
Anonymous

No, no! Ok, I said it before here, but there are Gems with some force behind them.
Gem partner is Sun in 4th, Sun conj Saturn.
Even tho he is Sun, Merc, Venus, Sat in Gem he is very solid ethically. Tough kiddiehood that created that – but not all Gems skedaddle at the first sign of still waters running deep.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Tricky πŸ™‚

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

I like your reality TV pitch btw – sounds like Lord of the Kardashians….Halfwit. Foreplay. Aghast πŸ˜‰

S
S

Classic champagne comedy CS! You rock my funny bone πŸ™‚

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

likewise πŸ™‚

gemyogi
gemyogi

Ahem. I’m extremely loyal as a friend and lover and have never cheated on anyone… Flirty? Hell yes. But sneaky and manipulative? No. Short attention span, yes. But I don’t make promises or give my heart easily, and when I do, you’ve pretty much got me for life.

S
S

Honest Gemyogi I never thought of you in the negative Gem category. I didn’t say it before because I didn’t want you to think I was blowing smoking up your bum.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

LMAO.

hdq
hdq

Yes me too, exactly. Mitigating stuffs in there or something. Sucky people just suck however they come.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Whaat? I love the Gem Scopes, and the Leo, they are so upbeat!
I mean, Jupiter has been all over Gem – that’s awesome right?
It’s like spendy, talky, cheeky love x 100.
Unless you are on a weight loss jaunt, in which case like, no carbs right?

The undies drawer? Wtf. I am going commando.

Sunrise
Sunrise

As a Plutonian, I love to know what’s REALLY going on in the scopes, but I will use your nifty tone decoder πŸ˜‰

Andromeda
Andromeda

“tone decoder” like!

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

me too πŸ™‚

Ainslie
Ainslie

Love the photo by the way

LEOGROOVER
LEOGROOVER

What is she saying? Did you meet my horse Boris? Boris say hi.

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

(after intro..)

”We’re discussing which works to hang at his latest exhibition”

Pi
Pi

LOL LG!!

“Yeah, so these are my circus horses. The stables burnt down .. I told the fire breather not to practice in the hay shed but that piscean fuqer didn’t listen did he. So any way Boris and the others are just going to crash here for a few nights til we can sort things out. Cool?”

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Excellent !
Love your wit.
Do you have anything in Gemini Pi ?
Or is that your quick as Piscean mind ?
xxx Blessings Beautiful One.

davidl
davidl

Boring ? How boring is someone who expects you to blow smoke up their arse to make them feel better, or to make their boring lives sound more exciting. Only the boring get bored.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Or as my late Gem rising dad used to say “bored people are boring”.

Personally, I think people who whine about being bored are lacking a terminal illness – not so much as I’d like to see natural attrition of boring farts from the human race but more to make them realise that life is short and they should appreciate, and make the most of every fuqing nano-second, instead of sitting around whining like the the world owes them 24/7 on demand entertainment or something.

gemyogi
gemyogi

As usual, you are spot on Saturnalien.

Anonymous
Anonymous

A an ex Gemini friend was always saying how bored she was. Like the world owed her something. Was bloody boring being around her saying how bored she was! Ugh

Aqaleoscorpmn
Aqaleoscorpmn

So thirded, pobably has venus in gemini too.

I met one of these, so what are we doing today, so what are we doing now? What are we gonna do now? What about now, what about later?

Drove me up the Hurricaned wall i was forced in between him with.

This is a saturn 4th house gem that only does the pile of laundry covering his entire bedroom in a hurricane because the citys closed down and hes….

Bored.

If i was straight id be scared to have sex in August.

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Useful Buddhist perspective from a wise friend:

You think you are bored because you think that there is something you would rather be doing. So go do it.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Like

Pi
Pi

that’s a good one to remember dt x

Anonymous
Anonymous

Yep, which makes it all the more insulting when you’re catching up with a Gem friend and they tell you they’re bored. They can’t even focus for an hour over a coffee. Ugh! Low gems of course. There are lovely ones out there.

Kat
Kat

Movies!! Ultra Neptune Gatsby filled with Zap Zone themes! Intrigue, sex, hoochie juice, mayhem, murder…went w

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Mystic it’s not possible, your scopes are always amazing! I think the Gem emailer is a fake Gem.

Also Venus is in Gem, who could possibly be bored by that!? πŸ™‚

Anonymous
Anonymous

A fake Gemini? Didnt you mean a FLAKE Lol

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Hi BG! – waves –

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Hi Gemyogi! *WAVES*

πŸ˜€

gemyogi
gemyogi

Where have you been sweetie?

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Here! Just haven’t had much time to comment between coffees! But I read MM and comments as much as I can in between. πŸ™‚

Quad
Quad

gasp!

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Gem Sun/Mercury (and honorary Gem Saturn/Venus) I don’t want to turn into anything, KK or some other thing. Boring? The daily routine keeps the structure in place so I can weed out my ancient denials. When planets are stacked in the 12th H, it is accounting time – plus and minuses of many life times. It is almost ZZ time, this Gem is set to be prepped as a warrior when the time is ripe. Nothing is boring if you look into it long enough. ps: Mystic, your weekend daily was dead-on, I figured out a childhood dilemma that has… Read more »

Ainslie
Ainslie

I actually typed mine was boring… But thought better of it. But it is boring : )
My main influences are Taurus and Pisces AND frankly even though I get it… Some sun signs get all the luck for years on end.
Are we living defensive astro? Food for thought.

davidl
davidl

I was going to write WTF are you talking about, but then I decided to write …aww , poor A has got bad boo boo stars, for years, and look at those lucky whatever’s getting good ones, awww…why is the other ones grass always greener ? Poor poor A , let’s make her feel better by making up some really exciting stuff.

Ainslie
Ainslie

: )

davidl@radion.
davidl@radion.

πŸ˜‰

gemyogi
gemyogi

The grass is always greener when you water it.

Someone else’s lunch is usually more exciting than your own, because it is someone else’s…

Geminian
Geminian

I have Gemini envy with the writer of this missive. I’d take boring anytime right about now. House move, writing deadlines, teaching peeps how to write deadlines, old boyfriends from the past confronting me in the present, and just a touch of fiscal fuqery smeared on for good measure. The darling buds of May are being crushed by the cosmic weight of those almighty outer planets for me right about now, I feel like I am leaden at times, then more like stone – all Gemini flip and alacrity temporarily on hold. Here’s hoping one blooms in June. Until then,… Read more »

gemyogi
gemyogi

‘darling buds of May’… Love it. Yes they are about to bloom my dear… Patience is a virtue. That’s what I keep telling my Aries rising anyway!

Liz
Liz

In NYC – went to Victoria Secret and bought all new underwear and through out all my old crisp. Mind you I also have a new wardrobe too!!!

if you fall... dive
if you fall... dive

Gemini rising too, and that’s exactly what I’ve been doing – buying the things I need to get my little apartment organized instead of just shit thrown everywhere. I’ve only just started, and it’s only a dent, but I already feel heaps better. The downside is that it’s come at the expense of my income, even though Korean dollar stores are amazing. Time to shower, clean my kitchen, fold my laundry, cook some pork that’s been marinating overnight, go to my bookmaking class, maybe hit noraebang (karaoke) with some co-workers, Skype my mom, call my grandma (maybe in the morning… Read more »

Sonia
Sonia

A metric ton of gemini rising and OMG you are reading my mind about underwear drawer decluttering.

I had a deep thought about this yesterday. I nearly went the practical declutter and replaced the ancient undies with a free shipping fiesta from M&S but this just felt wrong. Instead the generic grundies are being chucked and I’m going Pleasure State matched sets all the way.

Much better…

if you fall... dive
if you fall... dive

There’s nothing better than when your bras and panties match ALL THE TIME. <3

Pi
Pi

ah interesting. I just can’t get excited by matched underwear. It’s like 12-piece dinner settings… too controlling.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Agreed. Horror of horrors! But to each their own, congrats ????

hdq
hdq

Oops, me and weird iPhone glitches.

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

I agree! Matching underwear is a bit nanna

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

πŸ˜† oh Pi you crack me up!!!!!!

I agree. Matching underwear does nothing for me either and I have a Venus in Libra!

I prefer a mismatch and asymmetry too.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I want a chance to wear that outfit.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

a bacchanalia?

Pi
Pi

you need to throw a Madonna party or something πŸ™‚

Pi
Pi

no, CIRCUS party

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

As a Gemini rising, I hope by “More Kardashian” you don’t mean I’m going to end up with a wide truckload of arse after this eclipse.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

LOL!

pegasus
pegasus

And a nasty handbag…..?

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

πŸ˜€

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

LOL! This was my first reaction too πŸ˜€

Aquaria
Aquaria

As a fellow Gem Rising, I was thinking “and being Kardashian is supposed to be a good thing?”

gemyogi
gemyogi

I think Mystic means by ‘more Kardashian’ –– more bling, money, fun and publicity.

Anyhoo that’s how I’m taking it… LOL… More Andy Warhol or Kanye is maybe more appropriate for MOI. πŸ˜‰

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

I think it’s a play on dashing – is it?

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

At the risk of sounding…I dunno…something… For some people, the Kardashians are aspirational ie: a step up. I discovered this watching Snog Kiss Avoid – where for some young English women (and men) Katie Price is clearly a step up.

Also: Let us all bitch about the horrors of reality TV without bitching about each others bodies. There is actually nothing wrong with being a fat arsed prostitute. (I mean that in a completely straight way). Her Mum, on the other hand, needs a good slap.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I think Kim Kardashians wide truck load of arse is lovely, on Kim Kardashian – I just don’t want it on me.

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Lol. I’d rather have a big padded arse than a bony Gwyneth style vegan arse. But let’s celebrate our arses and bodies and not judge own or other’s bodies and choices! Oops just came over all Buddha like. P.s I’m being silly

krissy
krissy

This Gemini Rising will gladly enjoy their money, NATURALLY exotic beauty (the Virgo Sun/Libra Moon in me talking), best seats/table in the house treatment and business prowess… I’ll skip on ruining athletes, shallowness and family dysfunction, lol!!!!

DoubleMutable
DoubleMutable

This Gem has no problem with this…I’d like a chill, mellow birthday please. Which is in about 11 days! I’ve had a bit too much “eventfulness” lately and a recovery mode. Which is why I’m even more chuffed after reading this scope about getting awesome sleep and body care done, cuz I’ve recently taken care of a slew of doctor crap (dental cleaning, etc) AND purchased an incredibly comfy, king-sized bed with memory foam. The entire family (including 2 cats) is now sleeping so much better and my dreams have been off the chain. No problem with down time here.

gemyogi
gemyogi

Same! Big fun party last night, today hungover but happy, need to book a massage and get back into yoga/meditation regularity.

But lots of exciting stuff brewing!! I can feel it in my waters (as Kath and Kim would say)

tattoogem
tattoogem

I’m with my sister gems, and loving the quiet. I’m working on my awesome with yoga, career/uni and African drumming! March was the end of a three year love zombie period, and now it’s all about me.

pegasus
pegasus

That was her boring twin emailing?

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

LOL!! I agree.. Pegasus!! πŸ™‚

Aqaleoscorpm
Aqaleoscorpm

Zing! Haha

Steph
Steph

“There are times when β€œboring” is way better if the alternative is chaos, drama, fiscal insecurity, sleaze, lies and Qi Vampires.”

That’s such a Taurus and/or Sun in 2nd house thing to say. And that’s coming from a Raurus with Sun in 2nd house. lol Boredom can be comforting.

Steph
Steph

Also, Gem rising sister just got her phone taken away from her (she’s 13). Of course she’s had an air of ennui ever since, but I swear it’s making her phoenix. Well, that and the puberty. Should I warn the parents of this Gemini eclipse?