Just had an email from a Gemini complaining that his/her Weekly Horoscopes were boring. No fun, no excitement. Just blah. Gemini was so traumatized by the ennui he/she omitted the usual Gemini charm and manners.
So i said (a) maybe check out the Monthly Horoscopes or the Daily Horoscopes as they each have different tones. That is, the Monthly is more broad, breezing over the whole year and next as well, sometimes. And the Daily throws in all manner of exciting asteroids when appropriate. I also intend to work the Fixed Stars more. There is room for that in Daily.
But the reason Gemini thinks his/her Horoscopes “boring” is basically because i am trying to prep them for the upcoming Full Moon in Saggo Eclipse Sun in Gemini squared by Neptune/Uranus square Pluto at the end of May. When the astro is easy, my Scopes are more flippant, fun and ‘hey, why the fuq not?’ in tone. When the going gets volatile, i turn more sooky-goo-goo, conservative and nurturing. There are times when “boring” is way better if the alternative is chaos, drama, fiscal insecurity, sleaze, lies and Qi Vampires.
Geminis: For the rest of May, focus on decluttering your undies drawer, ten minutes 2x a day of dental hygiene, doing humble hours of non-stop genius slog, debt reduction and proper sleep Awesome. You can be fun, sexy and acclaimed in June.
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