Epic Mercury In Kataka Wear – The Psychic Poncho!!

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I am BEYOND excited about the Psychic Poncho – the fashion seventh sense, the timing, the synchronicity, the illuminati, the fringing, the Crabby goo-goo nature of it being a poncho with fringing but also the LIGHTNING BOLTS to sort of reference the Zap Zone. Whomever created this thing is quite clearly a genius. We should all get this schizz and make it our UNIFORM for the astro-passage of Mercury in Kataka till AUGUST.

I did a proper rave re this in the Daily Mystic for Fri-Sat-Sun and apart from my actual useful advice i said that this schizz has a tone of “Princess Diana reading Rumi…” But how much more resonant is the Psychic Poncho? Perfect for Pseudo Intellectual Astro-Bitches.Β  Thoughts?

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S
S

I am sure there is a dodgy guru poncho wearing dude out there thinking “ah poncho knitting self help group”.

confused cancerian
confused cancerian

what the f did i just read?

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Ponchos right on trend!! “Cape-shaped jackets” the fashion editors are calling it. Here’s an example from the Emilio Pucci winter collection.

Yuk! Not my thing.

http://www.alwaysfashionweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/PucciAW2013_013.jpg

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Might make a good car seat cover…

Andro
Andro

Y’know am not sure that I haven’t talked myself out of my hypothesis that Gem’s + ponchos = fur balls (in cat speak) after the Clint example. Still not into that image tho!

Btw it was Clint’s solar return yesterday, weird coincidence!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

πŸ˜€

Pi
Pi

this is exactly the idea / shape i had in mind. not body tent. more straight sides. more sophisticated ingredients and construction. HA world i told you so. πŸ˜€

Andro
Andro

Only a Piscean High Priestess/Pope can pull this cape off. πŸ™‚

Am pretty sure Clint’s poncho adheres to the Golden Mean…

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I wonder if any of Dubya’s poncho collection are golden mean compliant?

http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b535/renalien/r_zps7ac3fa6b.jpg

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

a haute Poncho! πŸ˜€

pegasus
pegasus

How i would have wanted that, paid anything & i mean anything, for it.

In 1970 that is.
It would have been 100% Australian wool made in Italy πŸ™‚
And you would wear it once, then the next time someone would day ‘she’s wearing THAT again’.
The wearing of ponchos is a bit like wearing a sari, like only in the originating country or if you are Indian or Indian.

6th sense
6th sense

What’s the dilly mm? 1st the OMG the dashiki post n now psychic poncho. Voodoo muumuu nxt? I hope so! Have been looking for a excuse to pull mine out of the closet πŸ˜€

pegasus
pegasus

Darling ‘Dakini’…… a Dashiki is an exotic mixed drink with added garuana.

6th sense
6th sense

What?? There’s a dashiki drink? Lol!

Whts a dakini? Some kinda african swimwear?

pegasus
pegasus

Ha ha. Leo Socialite thought perhaps ome sort of new bikini.
Go bak a few posts ‘S’ where Myst’s thread is about Dakinis.
They are an energy, a spirit, an acolyte goddess or servant of goddess and they are hot sexually, something to call on when you are coming. Just a suggestion πŸ™‚

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

i thought a dashiki was those nasty guru type 60’s psychedelic shirts or men.

6th sense
6th sense

Yep those r the dashikis I’m talkin about! Lol

eo
eo

the question is whether this Psychic Poncho actually works (italics)
quite apart from the look of it, does it Do what a Psychic Poncho Does?
( looks can be deceiving but i;m not sure
that Psychic Poncho looked reliable…?}

6th sense
6th sense

Psychic poncho sez: the answer is uncertain, ask again later.

S
S

Magic Eight Ball says: No, future is unclear.

6th sense
6th sense

Magic 8 ball sux on a pool table! No win, only scratch πŸ™

Andromeda
Andromeda

Just asked the Oracle above if the Psychic Poncho works via the question, How will my next encounter with X (Psychic Poncho) go?
SHOCKING. THINGS ARE REVEALED YOU HAD NO CLUE OF. BREATHE.

There you go. It works.
πŸ˜€

6th sense
6th sense

The oracle sez: stay hungry, stay foolish -steve jobs.

Was jobs paleo?

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

no he was fruitarian. i didnt think that movement was still around,

S
S

Eat only apples.

calypso
calypso

OMG I just saw this – that’s genius S πŸ™‚

leogroover
leogroover

Ando you’ve have given me the biggest laugh all week- i so needed that. Love LG

Andromeda
Andromeda

πŸ˜€

leogroover
leogroover

The oracle said for me moi – le hot Leo gal

‘A new look for your hair and this is a done deal lol’

gemyogi
gemyogi

I say make your own psychic poncho… save money and express your creativity!!

Pi
Pi

oh my god, this blog is eating itself πŸ˜€ awesome.

6th sense
6th sense

Psychic poncho requests an antacid :p

calypso
calypso

lol!

gemyogi
gemyogi

Psychic Poncho has an ‘unsafe for children under the age of 10’ warning!

6th sense
6th sense

LOL

gemyogi
gemyogi

Plus it’s def NOT non-allergenic or gluten free

Pi
Pi

psychic poncho requests a side salad

6th sense
6th sense

Hahaha!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Lol @ Pi! πŸ™‚

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Actually I’m a bit meh over it. But I have started wearing my gem Aries rising toro moon magenta crocheted poncho with fringing and subtle beadwork. It’s more of a cape and I pin it together with a brooch. And I’m sewing a sacred heart collage on the back of my new thrift shop velvet jacket.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I would wear this every day

Anonymous
Anonymous

are you a Cancer?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Scorpio!

Tones
Tones

Look, MM, you’re clearly very excited about this thing, but it is ugly. And not even a real poncho, because it has a break in the front. That is all.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

I think this was punishment for all the poncho posts on her thread about mercury – like take THAT. Acrylic is not psychic.

calypso
calypso

uh oh, next we’ll get a post about Boot Sandals πŸ˜‰

Andromeda
Andromeda

πŸ˜€

Pi
Pi

lol πŸ˜€

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Most of those posts were mine, I should probably take it as a hint to fuq off… (especially after my post with a link to my collection of Cancerian George W Bush wearing a variety of ponchos was moderated and declined.)

Andromeda
Andromeda

Oh! Is it a case of “You wanna talk about fuqin’ Poncho’s?” πŸ™‚ . Surely Dubya was the problem there..

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Who knows? I’ve never been one for taking subtle hints or reading between the lines. (It’s not like I was plastering Dubya all over the blog page, just links to pics with Dubya pics with captions like “check out my poncho bitches”, I thought it was quite funny but whatever…)

Andromeda
Andromeda
Andromeda
Andromeda

The anxiety, the subtle outrage.. perfection, ’tis you.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Oh that’s priceless! Lolz Thank you πŸ˜€

Anonymous
Anonymous

Gold.

Thank you.

Andromeda
Andromeda

me πŸ˜€

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Oh I love it!!! Nice one A! πŸ˜€

leogroover
leogroover

Want want want for my kitty

Saturnalien
Saturnalien
S
S

Gosh I was hoping you had found a Bast print poncho

sweetpea
sweetpea

Saturnalien, if you had more than one link on your post it will moderate automatically…maybe thats all it was?

I would love to see Dubya in some ponchos..hilar Im sure…

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

he’s rockin’ painting dog portraits! i could totes see him in a poncho!

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Cheers Sweet Pea, there were a few links – I’ll stop being paranoid now. x

Andromeda
Andromeda

If I was one for taking subtle hints I would have been off this blog years ago. Carry on I say!
(You know I will have to google this now).

sweerpea
sweerpea

heehee me too…And love that kitty in it’s poncho…so cute

sweetpea
sweetpea

Pisces doc had to leave work this am on an emer cuz he and Pisces wife kitty Snagglepuss is on his last little kitty leg πŸ™

sweetpea
sweetpea

I asked him a question about getting something and he said “as soon as I clear my head”…

Maybe no mistake that as I’m writing this am listening to The Cars “Bye Bye Love”

sweetpea
sweetpea

Oh, and actually had a dream last night that me and the doc were making out…and it felt gooood…lol

His Aries Mercury on my SN..hmm can’t remember what else we have goin’ on but do have his chart…

scorpbot
scorpbot

Hehe… good to hear you’re getting some in your dreams. πŸ˜‰

gemyogi
gemyogi

Lol ‘subtle hints’…. πŸ˜‰

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

I love it! I love the style, length and color! Love it!

Saturn Transit Lounge
Saturn Transit Lounge

Anyone else weirded out by having an eye worn at the kidneys?

6th sense
6th sense

Me! I think id like to wear psychic poncho backwards so tht the eye is across my ovaries+uterus. Psy chic poncho sez: buyer beware!

gren
gren

good call. saturn in Libra is the ruler of the kidneys and renal glans so eye placement strategery would prob give you toxic hoochie juice immunity or turning into a lush…i guess it’s good until you puke on your self

S
S

This website is the equivalent of opening the “Like A Virgin” time capsule.

S
S

However I’d commit a crime to get my paws on the Desperately Seeking Susan jacket and hatbag.

calypso
calypso

πŸ˜€

pi
pi

oh shit yeah. me too. madonna rocks that thing. i mean, obviously.

leogroover
leogroover

yeah baby. That jacket should have its own credit/trailer/PA

Savannah
Savannah

This Aqua/kataka moon & asc doesn’t like it one bit. Maybe as a poster or something but not too wear.

gren
gren

Needs more cowl. True illuminaughtys would want a hood.

maybe instead of all seeing eye, let’s have that trekky Uranus sq Pluto graphic

Charles
Charles

This kind of turns your whole body into an amulet. I’m not sure I’d want to be inside an amulet.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Mm, very physical Toro perspective. Like it.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Love the lightning bolts, love the eye.. do NOT love the fringe but that could be me, I have some version of fringe-prejudice and worse, actual fringe-fear. Fringe prejudice has more to do with my associating fringe with capacious street-walker bags and those 70’s bead curtains, while Fringe-Fear has a lot to do with scenarios involving escalators or moving machine parts and my being swallowed up via a fall whilst bedecked in fringe. Hence the fear. I think the model is sufficiently hot so as to distract from the clothing but nyet. No. Why can’t we have ZZ-compliant clothing that’s… Read more »

calypso
calypso

now you’re talkin’ πŸ™‚

leogroover
leogroover

you had me at cloaking FA

sweetpea
sweetpea

haha…fringe fear and escalators…

Yes, a cloaking system…cool..

Andromeda
Andromeda

Bwahaha!

Am all for the Eye of Horus, luck of the Falcon – but the Illuminati thing?
I mean aren’t they all meant to be ritual abusers or something..
Makes my 3rd Eye get all itchy at the thought *shiver*.

Am not sure even a young Clint could pull this one off..

Aqaleoscopmn
Aqaleoscopmn

Yea im not so sure my eyes are Itchy, with uranus trekking through my 9th house ive developed a allergy to anything that looks like satanic lightning pyramids and this eye thing.. I get enough from The corporate logos around here.

huuuh
huuuh

Does it come with a spell to ward off rogue masons, hollywood occult phoneys, sexually aggressive/con-artist illuminatos, Charles Mansons, et cetera?

Cuz then I’ll take one. Disheveled fringe and all.

Go fish lightly
Go fish lightly

I’m kinda wondering how P Dizzle, …..aka’ Princess Di reading Rumi’ is gonna resonate. I’m sure I’ll get it when it does show up. I’ve already had sweet reminders of my mother come in. I’m open.

libretta
libretta

I took it to mean studying how to mystically adapt to the current flux in a structured way. Its funny when I try to FORCE myself to adapt and drop into nonverbal conciousness. But reading Rumi might work πŸ™‚

Anonymous
Anonymous
Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I think I just died and went to poncho hell.

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

LOL πŸ™‚

Andromeda
Andromeda

They do a great range of Illuminati sarapes & falsas there too.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

πŸ˜€

Lux Interior is my Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is my Co-Pilot

Don’t forget the pashminas!

Anonymous
Anonymous

I must say, I totally dig the jeans and top she’s wearing underneath, not so sure about the shoes…

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Fuqit, that was moi being inadvertently anon again…

Fi
Fi

platform soles – of any height – are greatest style crime of late 20th early 21st c, sayeth my venus/neptune. not funky; fugly.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I don’t mind platform heels and soles so much, but they have to be a specific style and shape that is pleasing to my eye.

To me the greatest fashion footwear crime of the late 20th early 21st c is ‘Crocs’ – don’t get me started…

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Crocs!! Ewww 😳

S
S

Kids shoes people….need an age limit on them.

calypso
calypso

I just have to say: shoes that look like boots at the back and sandals at the front. This is wrong. I’m sure there was an error at the factory and then they had to clear the lot at a super cheap price, thousands of teenage girls ended up with the only footwear they could afford (poor souls) and a trend was inadvertently born!

S
S

Oh the gladiator. For same nooooo. Mine would be: Ugg boots (which are slippers) wore outside the home – spot of shopping and so one. Culprit: Crab Pammy Anderson.

S
S

Correction: on not one.

calypso
calypso

actually my Cap Mars quite likes a gladiator sandal….I shoulda thought that through more but it was so clear in my mind…..the ones that look like thongs at the front!

Andromeda
Andromeda

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/products/mx/NMX1L6K_mx.jpg

Do you mean like these? ‘Cos I love them.

calypso
calypso

no Andy, I quite like those too. Check this out…. http://thefashionfoot.com/2012/08/08/your-feet-deserve-more-than-boot-sandals/

I found them by googling “terrible sandals” lol!

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Yeah, they do look like some sort of factory error!

I like the ones Ando linked to, but on someone else’s feet – they wouldn’t suit me.

calypso
calypso

someone was goofing off on the construction line πŸ™‚

they wouldn’t suit me either – too delicate!

calypso
calypso

Toro Asc, you understand πŸ˜‰

Satunralien
Satunralien

Too delicate for my chunky leg muscles.
Toro asc women are usually very beautiful and carry off voluptuousness in a way no other sign can. πŸ˜‰

calypso
calypso

oh Saturnalien, you must have Mercury in the Charm sector πŸ˜‰

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Well maybe I do, but that is a genuine astrological observation I have made – I’ve never once guessed a Toro rising woman incorrectly before casting a chart!

calypso
calypso

impressive!

*shaped like a box on legs*

S
S

I almost lost my dinner looking at those fugly feet sleeves.

pegasus
pegasus

Love love love coz no annoying bit between the toes.
Black & gold still have cache, timeless, like me.
Saturn disagrees…dammit.

pegasus
pegasus

The real sandals NOT the thong booties in case of any confusion. They are confused enough w/o my input.

leogroover
leogroover

I saw a fluro green pair of crocs just this week. I nearly heaved. They are stil out there lurking.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Yes, they are like the monster in the horror movie that just won’t die…

pi
pi

LOL as I saw the image I was wondering what you would think of it πŸ˜€

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

As much as I despise ponchos, I do love that Mystic dedicated an entire post to a poncho – fuqing hilarious! πŸ˜€

Fi
Fi

Not for me either but I lived with 40 kids from various Latin/Central American countries in Year 11-12, and I gotta say both the girls AND boys could really rock the ponchos they’d bought to the college – on freezing Vancouver Island -from their home countries. Authentic non-synthetic (often alpaca) on native spanish speakers – it worked! Particularly with gaucho pants.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I have to say, I don’t mind them if they are authentic and being worn by the people whose culture they sprung from. I just don’t like the way they have been adapted as a mainstream fashion (?) item.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

100% Acrylic???? That would have cost them $5 per unit, max.

Real Illuminati don’t wear acrylic.

Lux Interior is my Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is my Co-Pilot

I think we all need to spend the retrograde period knitting our own psychic (natural fibre) ponchos that adhere to poncho specifications and incorporate wonderful symbols etc.

Am working on an epic jumper at the moment. It’s so long it’s practically a dress.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Post us the image when you are done!

With you TLS.

calypso
calypso

me too.

acrylic = no!

pi
pi

I am going to have to agree. I don’t want to shoot down Mystic’s obviously fun and timely find, because it has its own thing going on. I mean, how often do you see an illuminati-themed/cardigan/poncho/wrap thing? In addition to my own clearly stated policy position on ponchos in a previous post. But in general, I feel the same about acrylic as Israel feels about Hezbollah.

BootesLacuna
BootesLacuna

Say Pi, you know, I really shouldn’t be on the internets commenting on one of the most fractious bits of geography on the planet but hey, we are talking Poncho, and for the sake of balance in our digital universe…. I would have to say when it comes to a natural fibre analogy, perhaps the way Palestinians feel about hardline Zionists is a more appropriate analogy?? Its SO crazy that it wasnt so long ago that Jewish folk and Muslims were living together happy as larry…for centuries.. I reckon the astro climate is perfect for those guys to start getting… Read more »

calypso
calypso

I was thinking along the same lines bootes

Pi
Pi

I will happily trade my analogy for yours! I think I used that one (yes indeed fractious polit geog) because of a cooking show I watched last night, (don’t ask), it was the first one that sprang to to mind..

bootesLacuna
bootesLacuna

πŸ™‚
It was a shame about the Oslo peace accords but I think it’s still too early to send in Gordon Ramsey.(Aries?)

Lucy
Lucy

I would wear that, on the weekends, in my large garden.

After planting the herbs I would put on my psychic poncho and drink tea with my friends while talking about vibrational frequencies, power vs force, and the celestine prophesy movie but we would not talk about our childhoods, (especially if hard-working, well-meaning European parents were involved.)

calypso
calypso

sounds divine πŸ™‚

Andromeda
Andromeda

I will put up with seeing you in that if I can come.

pi
pi

that is the *perfect* use for the Illuminati Cardigan Poncho Thing.

wow, I used to have those kinds of conversations. where did those friends go? Or did tedious rationality get the better of me? I need to unearth some hi-freq meat-world friends again.

pi
pi

and props to your acknowledgement of hardworking (migrant) parents (of any race I guess).

virgolicious
virgolicious

Look, I’m down with the psychic/Illumaniti symbology, but let’s call a spade a spade: that’s a CARDIGAN!

Lux Interior is my Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is my Co-Pilot

Cut ‘er some slack Virgolicious, it’s got fringing and an open front–no buttons, it’s the closest thing to a psychic poncho we are gonna get.

Plus it’s got a giant (sooky goo goo) EYE on it! How Kataka is that!!??

The lightning bolts can also be interpreted as the rune Sowilo! (Success! goals achieved, honor. The life-force, health. A time when power will be available to you for positive changes in your life, victory, health, and success. Contact between the higher self and the unconscious. Wholeness, power, elemental force, sword of flame, cleansing fire.)

Anonymous
Anonymous

giant sooky goo goo eye… ha ha ha ha yess

virgolicious
virgolicious

Truth in advertising. Once we start messing with the meaning of words (esp for items with price tags attached) the world as we know it starts to unravel.

calypso
calypso

like a cheap acrylic cardigan πŸ˜‰

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

πŸ˜€

Les
Les

It’s a cardigan to me too – not even a whiff of poncho!…Why not call it a ‘cosmic cardi’?

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

Not sure about the psychic poncho but LoVe the website brand – Dolls Kill. heh

Still prefer my Emily the Strange a-line mini dress featuring a paisley skull head print.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I love Emily the Strange! I couldn’t rock the A-line mini but I’ve got a shitload of Emily t-shirts. (Someone told me that anyone over 30 should only wear plain t-shirts – to that I say “get fuqed”!)

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

One thing about Saggo moon, Gem Asc and dancing from the age of 5 – have always had decent legs.

One thing about Cancer/Sun venus – I don’t store my junk in my trunk, it sits on my stomach plus big boobs so I don’t like how t-shirts look on me. Maybe that will change on my new lifestyle diet aka no crabby comfort food like triple cheese pasta? heh πŸ˜‰

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I’ve got muscly martial arts/kick boxer type legs, not nice long dancer muscles πŸ™ I don’t really need to hide them but I definitely look better in longer skirts or pants.

S
S

Currently wearing my Emily The Strange socks. To be very clear this is a cape vest, not a poncho…thus crab worthy.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

A rose by any other name and all that…

S
S

What’s with all the unicorns?

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

?

eo
eo

the question is, does the Psychic Poncho actually work (italics)
?

Damons
Damons

Hi Prowlin…..

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

I loved Emily Strange. It was so 90’s. I still have a purse with Sebastian kitty on it.

Pi
Pi

saturnalien who told you that?! slap them for me.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Some badly aging qi vamp, no doubt jealous of my age-resistant Gem rising youthful appearance πŸ˜› (that’s what I’m telling myself anyway). I’d love to slap her, but she’s clearly suffering enough already!

pi
pi

lol. err on the side of grace, a fine idea.. x

leogroover
leogroover

Def the bird to that

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

All my friends over 30 wear whatever the fuq they want and most wear band, film and cartoon tees and participate in rollerderby.
I hate how conservative squares tr to come up with “fashion rules”. ugh!
I vowed never to wear old people’s clothes ever!

LaLuz
LaLuz

Hell, no! Even if it is perfectly aligned with the Zap Zone…I would not want to be caught DEAD wearing it! Especially in the Northern hemisphere, come July! But I like the image…

feralmamakat
feralmamakat

Thank you. This thing is horrid. I was already fearing the worst for this Merc Kataka transit, and now my fears have been realized.

LeoEscapeArtist
LeoEscapeArtist

Damn, I’m all over this. Definately, “I know mine and mine know me” intel.

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

I dig! I come from a long line of Masons and Knights of Templars. I love this poncho/vest.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

i bet this poncho channels masons.

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