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Catherine McNeil Art Studio

Catherine McNeil & Andres Velencoso for Donna Karan FW 2013 Campaign by Mikael Jansson

Heh heh,  They’re both Pisceans.  And honestly this artist’s loft is the real star of the shoot, no? Apart from the obvious cheap shot that she could be wondering if he has a sister, caption this pic to win a two year subscription to Mega Mystic for you or a friend.

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So…thoughts? What are they doing? Why did she come? Does he look suspiciously like he’s nodding off from the heady mixture of paint fumes doing his Art?  Or is he a carpenter like Jesus but with money and he had too many glasses of Blue Devil whilst taking selfies of himself in front of the panoramic view? Is she perhaps, you know, working? Does this ad work? 

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mazzza
mazzza

“Why did she come?”

My dirty brain laughed too hard.

Brian
Brian

“If I could just get this leg reattached before someone comes along and finds out I was trying to have sex with a mannequin.”

I guess I am a little late for winning anything …

Puss
Puss

He has yearned for the latest robot model for weeks. Now, he is not so impressed with the Cherry DeLuxe 2013. It’s the range of movement with the legs. He likes to get into the yoni poses and she’s rather stiff in the legs. What a pity – sending this one back to Fembot Industries International.

Lucy
Lucy

“Are you ever going to get a couch ? Even a bean bag chair would be nice.
My colonoscopy is tomorrow morning and they said don’t eat the day before but nothing about brightly coloured pastels up my jaxie.”

lola
lola

Donna Karan – Where the zap zone is nonexistent and limbs are arbitrary! 🙂

FMH
FMH

Now that’s what I call a Zap Zone.

Ms.
Ms.

This ad is terrible. Yes Mystic, the real star is the apartment! -the styling?? how 90s notinagoodway is this anyway? how 90s is Donna Karan..

Abu Huraira
Abu Huraira

”Finding For Another Love”

Pi
Pi

The Pretty Lady had been very nice to the Loft Artiste all evening. He wasn’t sure why, or even what had brought her to the dive bar near his place. He was just a downtown guy who used art to soothe his wandering soul, around his dayjob at the prosthetics factory. The wooden legs he made there were works of unparalleled genius and beauty. (He even secretly carved his signature into the legs, in the hope that if he became famous, the disabled folks who were using these limbs could sell them and make enough money to live comfortably for… Read more »

Rose
Rose

Where are the Virgos of Fashion when you need them?

Gemgemini
Gemgemini

Hey babe is it Xmas time? Because I have a feeling that my stocking is about to be really stuffed.

Bonnie
Bonnie

Oh darling. You’re a piece of work…

Airess
Airess

His shoes sooo don’t match the artist persona. A real artist would be barefoot. It’s distracting me so much I can’t think of a tag line… Are they DKNY shoes for him.?

Seabird
Seabird

They met at a bar in SoHo and mind of picked each other up. She was Piscean and thought that he would be able to read her like a book- underneath her vamp goth outfit she was really just a sweet girl looking for love. Now she’s in his loft, caught by the hooks of her suspenders on one of his ratty chairs. She is trying to free herself and is becoming more and more uncomfortae about the position she has found herself in- fake vamp hooked to armchair in foot fetishists loft studio. Because he is also a Pisces,… Read more »

Seabird
Seabird

Sorry for spellcheck moments, I’m on my phone!

LaLuz
LaLuz

Donna Karan is aggressively marketing to a new demographic: the disabled. How quaint. The blind chiropractor and the attractive amputee. Both in DKNY.

Maria
Maria

He is a sculptor and she came to him to fix her wooden leg .

Maria
Maria

Lets get loose on the lust slide

clear and present
clear and present

Wait! my sister has the same pair of lace stockings. LoL

Kelly
Kelly

Both Pisceans? “With a provocative stroke, delirious Sculptor visualises artwork coming to life.”

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

Provocative stroke, eh? Hurr hurr xD

Aqaleoscorpmn
Aqaleoscorpmn

I dont know, but there sex looks like its gonna happen so painfully slowly.
My mars in virgo has things to do just looking at it.

That is capricorn pisces cancerian speed sex.
Wheres a hit it and quit it no frils aries when u need em?
These people are taking themselves way to serious.

A
A

He’s an artist, a sculptor – successful, but unreliable. Being commissioned by someone who doesn’t ‘get’ the Pisces flow of inspiration, that it ebbs and flows at will. He’s not ‘working fast enough’. In a moment of stress, the sculptor loses all cares for social decorum, drops to his knees and runs his hand across her leg to ‘feel’ the piece. She’s 100% off limits, and they both know that – but this are two Pisces who understand that they are flowing together, making ART. She’s watching him intuitively see how the sculpture is coming together in his mind as… Read more »

skydiamonds
skydiamonds

…so, about that new phone plan?

Bonnie
Bonnie

The artist – the only person in New York with room to move.

Bonnie
Bonnie

Or…’Oh darling. You’re a piece of work…’

Dr Harry Lime
Dr Harry Lime

Did you get that Tick in your head the last time you went under that Bush??

jicky
jicky

*chuckles*

Ad Astra
Ad Astra

Revelling in his prowess, he felt her begin to swoon… oblivious to the fact she had just discovered his head lice…

earthmonkey
earthmonkey

Lover you do remember this loft cost you an arm & leg already yes? I do hate to bore you, but the rent is due… and…

jicky
jicky

Her: Honey, I know you can afford to pay me the rent but given the state of the dollar there’s only one currency I’m interested in.

gren
gren

libra minx: “this guy is treating my leg like it’s made out of porcelain, even though he works with wood. i so have him now.

cappy guy, with the fishnet activating his 10th house, is thinking: “you know, i could create a wooden homage to this leg, put a swanky lampshade on and sell it as a lamp…hmmm…wasn’t this in a movie once?!”

S
S

Yeah Gren “Boxing Helena” with Sherilyn Fenn.

gren
gren

oh god, I didn’t mean a macabre illustration as boxing helena surgeon would imply, rather it was a lighthearted reference from A Chrismas Story…

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Gary lived for those home alone times when he could assemble one of his mannequins and indulge in his secret sexual mannequin fetish. Minxie Le Stumpette was his favourite – the fact she only had one leg (since the other fell off and dropped in an alleyway while being persued by the police after stealing her from his latest smash and grab at the DKNY store) did not detract from his pleasure during their special moments together.

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

Guy thinking: Let’s see them legs, girl. You know I cant resist a hot pair of stocking clad thighs… Wait, why does your other leg look so different from your other le-

Oh.

Oh my.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

haha!

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

This is not a missing leg joke btw.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

I know!

Anonymous
Anonymous

😉

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

I knew you got it CS, but just to clarify, ya know 😉

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

🙂

In fact I think the photographer was trying to get us all to see the same thing….that three-legged stool on the left isn’t just there for decoration you know 😉

HipparaEcmerci
HipparaEcmerci

Bwahahaha! XD

Pi
Pi

HAHAHA x

Aries_FTL
Aries_FTL

He says: “Darling, what’s going on with your leg? It looks like it’s been over-Photoshopped?”

S
S

There is a Kim Jong-un gag here.

Aqua-cap-Gemini
Aqua-cap-Gemini

But Lover, you said you had at least 8 weeks of hair growth, is it under your stockings? You know I’m an artist, I NEED to create!

Sorry Lover, you NEED to check your daily Mystic…The Moon was in Leo…Waxing

Laura Luck
Laura Luck

I would say it really doesn’t work. It looks like she is some kind of rich brat type who desperately wants a creative lover and has tried to ensnare him by commissioning him to sculpt some revealing part of her body. He’s still trying to pay the bills so he can’t refuse the money( would you want to give up that studio) so is trying to wriggle his way through an uncomfortable situation by sticking to the task at hand, which at this moment is noticing accurate details about the shape of her leg while she desperately and wantonly tries… Read more »

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

What a bizzare looking ad. It doesn’t work on any level, which somehow actually makes it work.

Well, they are both Pisceans, so the internal dialogue should go something like this…

Her: This isn’t at all like the dream I had….he was meant to be wearing a powder blue robe! It’s just not karmic! It’s not mean’t to be!

Him: I really want to read what’s in that note-book, if only I could stop being distracted by her shoes. It could be an old Bukowski manuscript! Or Kerouac’s original letters!

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

I thought donna was a libra? She craps on about her sense of balance and beauty in vogue enough. the hard to find limbs distract from whatever they are trying to say in this picture. fur in 2013? from torture hell houses in china? also what is that outfit…?! Looks like giant fur nappies and then a bit of slinky crepe on top. it is all very 80s. like estee lauder circa 88 but more racie. i am a huge fan of catherine, her recent work in that bondi shoot was amazing but she is not the girl for this… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Great commentary!

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

‘Unfaithful’ I loved that movie 😀
I’ll watch anything with Diane Lane in it.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

since The Outsiders?

scorpbot
scorpbot

oooh, haven’t seen that one!

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

oh, i think you should watch that Scorpbot!

She was young….and so was Patrick Swayze, Matt Dillon, Rob Lowe, Tom Cruise, Leif Garrett, Ralph Macchio, Emilio Estevez….etc. What a cast. And Diane Lane the girl amongst them.

Directed by Francis Ford Coppola – what a gem (of nostalgia) 🙂

S
S

Hi ya CS…Sodapop and Ponyboy.
The early days of the Bratpack. Better go vino and pre-show Eurovision are calling.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

ja, what’s that line? “Stay gold, Ponyboy….”

enjoy the show. I have a child sleeping on the lounge for fun so I’m stuck on the laptop in bed (right where I like it tbh) gonna watch sumthin highbrow 🙂

Scorpbot
Scorpbot

Wow what an amazing cast!! And F.F Coppola – love him!. Will definitely have to see it.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

the young Bratpack indeed….all those boys and I fell for Diane Lane 🙂

S
S

I had an Outsiders poster. St Elmo’s Fire and John Hughes flicks. CS Eurovision is like a musical massage with a disco ball (mind you vino helps).

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

Saturn is in Scorpio, so I can’t. I have to watch Jean Luc Godard’s Histoire du Cinema, sober. It’s like stream of consciousness pop-intellectualism, it really calls for Neptunian substances….

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

but irreverentas fuq, so I pay it.

S
S

All 8 hours coffee and sweet pastry and cheeses of the world.

Pi
Pi

diane lane IS fab.

K-Gem
K-Gem

Andres, a Taurean sun, Scorp Venus, Sag Mars, Libra rising architect, is working with Cathy, a Leo Sun, Scorp Mars, Sag Venus, Cap rising designer client, the E-X-A-C-T look and feel she is seeking to achieve in the wallpaper feature wall.

Les
Les

He says” I am so disappointed in you Valery! I keep telling you to take your B Vitamins and sea salt, you know your legs cramp when you climb up and down ladders and now we will never finish painting the apartment before my mother arrives!”

Gemini Scribbler
Gemini Scribbler

“If this doesn’t fit, we’re stuffed.”

Jade
Jade

“Laced with Intention”

current
current

Nice knee reconstruction.

Who does your work?

Maria
Maria

Hey biatch you need a good waxing!!!!

S
S

Hello it’s the Zap Zone…we should be using the chair.

whimsy
whimsy

Part puer aeternus, the sculptor’s private erotic phantasies tended toward Piscean Disneyana.

This project suddenly went south one early morning when he heard a voice.
“One leg, Mr. Geppetto?”
“It’s…a good one. Solid beech. It’s even hinged at the hip. See?”
“And it’s bent.”
“I’ll make you another.”
“Charming. I’ll look like a frog. A hinged-hipped frog.”
“But if I kiss you?”
“I won’t turn into a real girl. You know the drill. I need a long week of debauchery. Broadways shows, casting-couch auditions, foxy agents, and don’t forget the jackasses…”

Pi
Pi

like.

S
S

This book under my bum is soooo not going to work for me.

S
S

“Your Craigslist ad said your the last person on the planet with a Donna Karen Swan bottle.” [Thinks to self…what’s that on the ceiling].
“But your ad said your favourite movie is “Secretary.” [So glad I didn’t lighten my hair to look like James Spader. I mean I just cut my hair off 20 minutes ago in the bathroom. Oh God I hope she doesn’t notice my hair tie on my wrist].

Lucy
Lucy

This ad doesn’t work for me.

I don’t see the fashion, just a Pisces guy and I want to know what his relationship with his mother was like.

Wouldn’t date him, just stop by the studio one time for a little art gaze and a glass of wine. And by art gaze I mean, look at his work.

S
S

“Ah Gepetto…where is that wood you promised me?”
Zipper sound
“Oh Pinocchio…there you are”

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

🙂

S
S

Thanks CS. I didn’t put enough pee’s in my Geppetto tho. Nothin like an early AM typo to kick off the day. I am waiting to read your funnies CS.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

I got nuthin! I can’t go past the artificial leg gags, and so many good ones have been made already….could work the Jolie into it I guess, although gagging about her body parts could be considered off this week 😉

S
S

Yeah that’s true. Take care CS

calypso scorp
calypso scorp

something like….”Darling, I know you asked your surgeon for Jen Aniston’s jaw and legs like Angelina Jolie, but do you think it was a good idea to show him a picture of her at the 2012 Oscars? There, I’ve nearly got it back in place but I can’t seem to bring the two of them together in front….”

S
S

Kaboom leg boom…I like the ex-wifey puss bitch slap lead up CS. See I knew you could roll out the funny. You could round out Tasmanian oak with Jen’s chin.