If Saturn were a vitamin, it would be incredible. But of course the whole point of Saturn is that it is work – having to face reality and do a proper stocktake of our assets and liabilities. What you may call a hope or a gamble, Saturn deems a delusion. Still, i want a Saturn vitamin but meanwhile we will have to make do with our Saturn transits. Months and months on end of boundaries, sanity, cleanliness and pure raw clarity.
On the weekend i met a Capricorn dermatologist who said he had been told he had a strong Saturn – he had zero pores in his skin. He also said that people wasted money on so-called status symbols but that good skin was the only status symbol. To look ‘rich’ a Rolex was irrelevant; you needed only a face and body lotion containing Retinol (he said it was the only scientifically proven skincare ingredient) and to eat zero starchy carbs. Zero. You have to develop a complete phobia of glycation. There is no magic pill. There is only discipline. I am just passing this on f.y.i. I have Jupiter near my North Node at the moment so am meeting all manner of interesting people. Hint: When Jupiter is strong in your chart, natally or by transit, strike up conversations with strangers. Nice ones, obviously.
And the Daily Horoscopes for Tuesday are up – psyched because of the Sun-Mars conjunction in action Aries. That weird vibe some of you may getting? It’s change…Eclipse Season AND the Zap Zone exact again. Coming Soon…So actually, it’s an excellent time to be doing your Saturn.
Image: We Are Glitter
Access Horoscopes, Insta-Tarot, Oracle and MoreAll Access Membership – This is not a recurring payment – you are not locked in.
Email Mystic if you would like to trial for a few weeks first.