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Happy New Moon Beautiful People!

Time to storm up some fresh resolve and get your Mars on in a functional, fresh-feeling style.

Pluto Retro is a psychological churn for sure but it’s also a major prompt to break out your cocoon.

Share your schizz here & remain in your Awesome.

What’s that buzzy feeling of urgency & change abiding as the new normal?

Only the Zap Zone – gathering momentum and upon us v.soon.

 

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Anon
Anon

this is a question for the larger community, since there seems to be a lot of fledgling astrologers out there: what does the Pluto retrograde mean for somebody who has Pluto in Libra?

loadsa people I know have that so I’m thinking we’ll all be in the same boat… I just don’t know which boat it will be!

Aquasunbird
Aquasunbird

Martin Schulman writes about retrograde planets in the houses, and the lesson, karma of them. It is worthwhile from a perspective of considering time, being and relationships.
Libra south node 2nd.

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Shaved my head and dyed it red. That’s warrior style for us Mars in Leo peeps.

gemyogi
gemyogi

??

gemyogi
gemyogi

sorry those were meant to be hearts, as in I heart that x2

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

I have just accepted that one day this period of time in my life will hopefully make sense, but it doesn’t make sense now, and I’m just getting up every day, donning the Wonderwoman bracelets, dealing with whatever is thrown at me and paddling for all I’m worth.
Pluto retro? I guess I could start by decluttering my metaphor drawer 🙂

Quintile
Quintile

Dear – i think you just made sense of it in that post, and are probably doing so at other instances in the day. Ah that writing biting wit comes through – maybe a day to write a song: My Metaphor Drawer ? *hugs*

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

I hope you’re right, Q, I really do. I really wish I had the vision for long term scheming etc but I can’t seem to find it. So I’m just showing up, as they say.

Yes I have a lot of songs on the go right now. Am calling it ‘The Anger Album’ lol

gemyogi
gemyogi

Oh thanks for reminding me of the Wonder Woman bracelets Chrys! … goes off to put on WW Tshirt…

gemyogi
gemyogi

P.s. I absolutely LOVE the artwork!

Kakata/Aries68
Kakata/Aries68

Farewell Dark Moon! But what an emotional churn!!! Spent the last few days somewhat cocooned, weary, without enough sleep and managed to keep all the “crap” internal. Earlier in the week, helped the Aqua/Leo “love of my life, but somewhat psychologically screwed up / emotionally unavailable right now” man with home packing & move, provided a home for him & his son between moves and shared some beautiful moments of friendship with him. And then the New Moon arrived… stated what I wanted to the universe and then kept busy until late last night and wham! All the emotional crap… Read more »

juno
juno

Well, I should really be feeling the Pluto station, it being on my Ascendant practically to the minute. I am thinking about where I am, where I’m going, where I’ve been though. Cheers! 🙂

Ainslie
Ainslie

Aha! Pluto rules toro’s partnership zone hence the dredging of haunted past and my unpleasant ( but factual) jibes against a very very small group of cancerians.. Lol I must of been unlucky : ) To be honest I’m sick it. I have no need to feel the past. I have dealt with it. Five and half months if this shit??? Oh no no no! My life is great. All is forgiven. So any left over sadness is not wanted here. I’m going to fight and destroys these pass age and might I say fucking boring hurts. Ps what was… Read more »

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Check this out !
http://www.theplanetstoday.com/

Was looking for the little plantary position box on the blog, didnt realise it only comes up when you press a post .. so googled planetary positions.

How ace is this …

gemyogi
gemyogi

Wow that’s amazing CF!

The Crazy Crone
The Crazy Crone

This is great, enormous fun. Thanks for the link.

Charley
Charley

Oh man it’s just endless. Got a brace of Aries planets in my first house, Pluto just got two degrees off my Venus in a jolly square and Uranus is about to hit it too, Pluto still all up in my 10th, Saturn still in the worlds longest 7th house transit, the usual. Change right now is monumental, so much, so fast all around me, most of it is good but for some reason, past experiences I guess, the good stuff is just making me sick with nerves. Had some ultra powerful qi gong and acupuncture today which knocked me… Read more »

Veronica
Veronica

Actually, I somehow feel you may be galloping into a new paradigm…just put on some dark glasses and go!!

gren
gren

thank you for this post addressing this fritz. who shook up the soda bottle. I’ve been wanting to explode like mentos in coke. this is good though, with the new moon, I finally have a semi-erudite mission plan for the next episode of my life, after having gone thru a character building, wanderlust-induced, transformation via the intense neptune-saturn link equals bad blue bull trip. the result now is that pluto is giving me new purpose thru my work. I’m actually getting quite ambitious and goal driven. Spending a lot of time self studying, along with intense body work, instant mood… Read more »

gren
gren

and solar return is in two weeks. i’m full on aries mercury ruled so I’m completely freaking out, and purposely hiding away and give extra time to solitary scheming. some powerful mercury wierding going on? and i find that i’m not blinking enough o_0

gemyogi
gemyogi

This actually sounds all good Gren and similar to my own mood… manic anyone?? I’m Aries rising, thank goddess for all my Taurus grounding planets.

My advice is relax (maybe by exercising), and breathe. Goes off to take own advice… 😉

gren
gren

yep, a complete manic. If I get the drive, then it’s mission impossible, trying to keep abyssmal collapses to a minimum. No crushes to worry about, so exercising like a hummingbird. I’ve got one week of Insanity left to go 🙂 thinking about just doing another 2 months, why the hell not. probably because the planet pile up is in my 1st house too. The toro is side keeps the fire and accidents in check

gemyogi
gemyogi

The insanity is kind of fun though! 😉

libretta
libretta

pluto retrograde is ok so far- letting go of old conceptions of success & failure. that paradigm needs to shift NOW. but mostly just jealous of aussie folk b/c you get Ricky Martin on the Voice Australia and we do not in America! Un geo-block Ricky! Geoblocking is sooo pluto retro.

Archie Dunlop
Archie Dunlop

It’s interesting that the New Moon falls exactly on the Midheaven in Damascus, the capital of Syria. And it’s a powerful New Moon, conjunct Venus and Mars. What developments might we see in the region over the next month? I wrote an article about it here:

http://www.archiedunlop.com/2013/04/09/april-10-2013-new-moon/

andromeda
andromeda

Bwahahaha!!!
Wow, the lint in my bellybutton has been really building up.
I wrote an article about it here:
#$#$%$.com

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Was so not expecting angry Virgo friend this morning. 🙁 Looks like Saggo blunt motor-mouth hurt her feelings, but I put good Libran diplomacy to use. It was my fault and I apologized for being careless. All is good now.

Making a manifest list now. Sorry can’t share it.

Mistress Gem
Mistress Gem

Definitely riding the “break out of the cocoon” wave: – Started a new swing dance class last night that shook off all my dust and has got me twirling around whenever possible. -Making some noticeable progress in yoga and feeling like I am going to master that shiz -Going to the new “acrobatic/circus arts” exercise place down the street and am signing up to learn how to fly through the air on ribbons and hoops, which is totally unlike anything I have ever done and I can’t wait! -Paid sewing work keeps coming my way (my side job) -Ooh, and… Read more »

gemyogi
gemyogi

Sounds great MG! Thankfully I had a better night last night. Just got a rejection for another job I really wanted, but feeling strangely positive… there’s another one to apply for, plus maybe I will get my shit together and actually learn web design/coding… and start making lots of $$$ that way!

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

I’m with you. Was up against one other person for a job and did not get it…trying to see it as an opportunity to sharpen my skills and get something I want more that pays better! But in the meantime it’s hard not to stress about money or my worth as a person at all in this world sometimes…

gemyogi
gemyogi

I know Rache. I’m a master (mistress?) of the self doubt and worry about money… Fuq that shit!

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

I am having been getting pummeled by life the last few days. My two dogs I had as a teenager died within two days of one another at my parents house of different types of cancer, and I got pulled over twice in two days and cited. Still no job, the contract scheduled to pay me yesterday that I was depending on didn’t come through on time… Hopefully all this crap leads somewhere. Feels like I got ambushed and am sinking suddenly and it’s kinda scary. I’m doing my Mars by doing a 21 Bikram and raw food challenge. Irony… Read more »

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

oh wow, you’ve been sucked into the cosmic game of shitstorm dodgeball. i’m so sorry. sending you huge hugs and love… xoxox

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

too much Pluto. 🙁
xoxo

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

Pluto silver lining: they got the most adorable puppy!!! He looks just like a baby version of his much-loved predecessor. My dad was really sad about it and so they are getting another pair of Pyrenees and going to have litters of puppies again like we used to when I was a kid.

http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w467/rachelmoorenet/puppy3_zpsd3b4ac97.jpg

Charley
Charley

🙁 so sorry, tough times, love to you.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Oh sad. I have a new adopted companion animal here and i think about this too.

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

so many transits, so little sleep. the aries all on my SN, nn on juno, all planets besides mercury in major life-altering transits. destiny time. i don’t see it- too scattered- but i feeeeel it. the momentum is huge. gonna ride this wave wherever it takes me. and if you don’t start a cult, DT, i think i will!! 😀

gemyogi
gemyogi

Let’s do it together HDQ! We can be the three heavenly goddess leaders… ‘We are here to help you’ is our mantra. Then we can share the guru duties and work part time!

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

hahahaha SWEET!! you’re on. let’s do this. 😀 😀 😀

gemyogi
gemyogi

Ok we need a strategy meeting with DT STAT. With plenty of champagne… I’m in Melb, you? I think DT may be in Perth…

aquaphobe
aquaphobe

Channelling my inner feral tassie tiger. Vibing so low that the bar could not go lower.
I have surges of passive aggressive illogical rage. Stress max.
New moon? Currently it’s just a new portal to interpersonal hell.

Trying to talk myself down … Unlike my teens thankfully, I have managed to keep my mouth mostly shut and diverted the rage to walls instead of screaming at poor unsuspecting loved ones.

Cibo
Cibo

vivid, horrible nightmares for days. for some reason, i always feel the retro cycles of the outer planets hardcore.. just waiting to get my bike back from the shop today to soothe my 3rd house moon that has been being ganged up on by the new moon, mars, & venus.

can’t wait until the limelight’s in my 10th house taurus. looking forward to the eclipse to light up the pluto-vesta opposition in my sun-moon yod. go big or go home?

Serenity
Serenity

Hi Mystic — I read “fresh-FREAKY style” and not fresh-feeling style. I guess the stellium of transiting Aries planets on my Sun Aries and Mercury is working its crazeeee magic!!! HAHA

dominique
dominique

Pluto transiting my 4th house… a lot of shame and other painful emotions overwhelming me right now.

New Moon: 7th house.

In general, feeling bats.

This astro is not vibing with me- gotta find WHERE my willpower went, and how to work it during these times…

Suddenly Leo
Suddenly Leo

Man alive, I am loving this astro. I’ve had Saturn on my rising sign for what feels like decades and now I feel like I have TOOLS for dealing with it. In the past twenty-four hours, I’ve outlined a nonfiction book and already started working on it. Fuq yeah, thank you, cosmos, for the axe to process my life. Seriously. And MM- you predicted this in a Cosmic Consult and I was all, ‘yeah, maybe, okay, I could get writing more, I guess.’ Aries in the fifth house – communications – and two fingers of whiskey on my left, which… Read more »

Neptune 5
Neptune 5

piece by piece, who am i at age 33 is coming together. unfurling, i didn’t expect to get wise. colours changing, people laughing, angels calling, rockets lifting.

Charley
Charley

I was just in the shower about 10 minutes ago thinking about how much I love being 32, same shit, same ‘life’ complications but my inner core is different, good, solid in myself, love it.

gren
gren

yeah, that’s a good way to put it. a veil got lifted this year so far. im turning 32 in a fortnight.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Enough, enough already!!!… I feel like I’ve been run down by Pluto & now it’s reversing back over my arse again & again & again… In the last couple of weeks I’ve fallen out in a big way with my brother, fallen down the stairs & injured an ankle, had a car accident, lost an income stream & to my horror run into someone who previously stalked me & broke into the place I was living in. …But everything was going so well until Pluto went retrograde. I mean, it sure as hell hasn’t been a walk in the park,… Read more »

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

The zap-zone is over zapping you. Can you slow down rest and meditate?
I have survived a few nasty Pluto transits and the key was to slow down and not try to catch up.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Hey Thanks ScorpRising … & everyone else here as well!… Aquaphobe, Rache’, Freedom ala air & Rambull. I’m not sure about ‘out there’ but I really appreciate all the compassion & support I have from all of you here. It’s incredible the difference it makes & it’s all that I need right now. So THANKS again. All of you have helped with your quite palpable kind vibes & thoughts, more than you know. Mwah Mwah!! Ps: These certainly are quirky times… It’s as if one can wake up on a New Moon these days, with a complete ‘tabular rasa’, as… Read more »

aquaphobe
aquaphobe

I hear ya.
I’m starting to wonder whether this is just a bombardment of events designed to make us numb to them… You know, so you end up transforming to that crazy calm you get once you give in to the universe …eventually.

Don’t give up. Recharge. Tune out. Get up stronger tomorrow
Xxx

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

I have Pluto in the 8th. I started getting zapped on my Venus (chart ruler) 2.5 years ago which was beautiful and chaotic and hard all at the same time. Three years later and still getting through. Hang in there! You’re not alone. My theory with the Zap Zone is kind of like what my Nana used to tell me about the Great Depression — everyone was so down-and-out and unsure of what would come with the next day that people became friendlier, more compassionate… I hope that these uncertain times will breed some more of this in life in… Read more »

freedom ala air
freedom ala air

Yes I hope so to… From the state of Aussie politics god get the impression that people are becoming less caring and compassionate…..

Rambull
Rambull

I’m hearing you!! It’s almost like we need a suPport group for retrograde? Is that what is kicking my arse as well?!?!

emily
emily

All these aries planets are trining my asc./neptune conjunction exactly. Resolved to go back on “diet” that helped me lose 60 lbs last year (now that its warm and I’m not ravenously craving heavy food all the time). Waking up to feeling so energetic and good without the bad stuff in my system.

Also, local guy with dog obviously digs me. Its a good feeling. Conflicted cause he’s much older. Anyway, still a nice thing.

Libra9
Libra9

Terrible, awful sleeping, feeling that the awesome is building every day and about to burst, after a few years of angst and anguish and upheaval. Trying to rope in combatants and allies, getting nowhere with that, but who knows who will pop up in the next week?

Rambull
Rambull

Know the feeling! Take care sweety

Rambull
Rambull

Haha!! Perhaps it’s not astrological, but Ive been in a really good frame, till prettu much Yesterday.. hehe…

GemCrab
GemCrab

“What’s that buzzy feeling of urgency & change abiding as the new normal?”

That’s me all day.

It really feels as if *something* is about to happen.
I’m digging the new moon in Aries–woke up to awesome sex and coffee cake this morning.

Happy Hump Day, indeed 🙂

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

yum!!!!! 😀 😀 😀

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

LOL.. Gem! What a great a start off! I feel the urgency too.. Not drinking during the week, have extra money in my account and would love to see my running the bases.. well with great sex and for exercise. Bring it!!

oh..I FINALLY organized my 2nd bedroom. Feels great when you have things in the 1st level of organization. Notice there are levels..

Enjoy more mornings like that!! ! xo!

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Oh… and your morning was my night last night! Without the coffee cake! Very different with respect to how he usually interacts with me but so much better with us being in tune with each other! It’s like we are never apart. That is what I love about it.

Let’s see what happens. I turned off the volume on thinking I will hear from him. I may never and that is ok! 🙂

Rambull
Rambull

I have been waiting somewhat impatiently for the new moon in Aries. I’m Aries / Taurus sun Scorpio rising, and I’ve been thinking it would be amazing… Unfortunately I feel like crap! Like no one worthwhile will ever love me, my life is crap… Like All of my experiences w men Are a major embarressment I’m in the too hard basket permanently…. Eewww it’s awful…even my gutz is churning, told myself I would have a major meditation tonight, but I feel completely drained… Uugghh.x when will it end!

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

Meditate right before you fall asleep. Maybe,your body needs the extra sleep right now.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Thank you!

Quintile
Quintile

Yes – and maybe give yourself some time out from issues of the heart? Fuq it for the mo and look after yourself – maybe got an astro consult if you can afford it – x

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Is it me or is that picture moving ? 😀 Still feeling oddly perky. Having a Mogul transit – got Gods Yod in my 10th. Q: If you could do anything you wanted to, and know that it would succeed, what would you do ? Must be emotionally, intellectually, spiritually, creatively and physically engaging and something I won’t get bored of in 6 weeks. Should also involve international travel. Making a shitpot of money optional (but will obviously happen, due to above said Mogul Transit) Also something I can do while either a) homeschooling my children or b) making such… Read more »

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

start a cult! guru triffid! the scene is ripe for an explosion of new spiritual and communal movements…

gemyogi
gemyogi

Ha ha! I was going to say ‘become a guru’…

It could be even in the form of an online ‘advice column’ blog… Oh wait, I should do that!

Quintile
Quintile

Maybe team up? Would be v Uranian x

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

See, I knew you could do it 😀

I’m an ENFJ – and YOU guys are psychic !!!!

Been reading a lot of Alan Cohen recently – am just about ready to start dispensing soundbites of spirituality…. Need to pick a tradtiion – I quite like Zen…

Might do the Course in Miracles (just about the only thing I *haven’t* read) just to back it up a bit 😀

Blessings on you All !

(That will be $50 – but you get my free e-book “Spiritual in Suburbia)

gemyogi
gemyogi

LOLZ… the cheque is in the Paypal! Thanks DT XO

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

I’ll need chart deets – especially 10th and 5th house placements, plus Jupes and Part of Fortune ….

but off the top of my head … a writer?

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

LOL !! LOADED third House – Stellium in Scorpio. Sun is Saggie and Rising is Virgo. So yes – a writer – that’s what Mystic said too.

I am quite clearly being called to write a book about Spiritual Evolution for the Oppressed Housewife (that’s me. not.)…..

My decks and IChing are telling me its energy healing. These things are not mutually exclusive….

*sigh* gotta get my Guru on and magic up an answer !!

Domestic Triffid
Domestic Triffid

Ok, so now I have made a t-shirt – “Keep Calm and Get Your Guru On !”

*sigh* That meme is SO last week !

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

This dark moon dumped exceptionally tiring several days onto my lap – I set the alarm around New Moon to sit down and renew my resolve. I am tired, too tired though.

Buffy
Buffy

Vitamins honey! I love them, try siberian ginseng if you’re super tired. Xx

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Thanks. I began vitamins yesterday, a day too late.

I blew up at someone unnecessarily today – talk about Mars coming unhinged. I should have known better, I can’t control my emotions when my sleep schedule goes haywire. I tried to explain and apologize but the other party seems not to be interested.

I need truck loads of siberian ginseng.

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

imo panax (or korean) is vastly superior. sending energy, q! xoxox

Ms.
Ms.

me too, I look like a truck reversed parked over me

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Same and i had to have a photo for an application yesterday. Looked totally fuqd.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Ok.. I am sitting at my computer reading and re-reading my intentions. #1.. running. I need to work that into the program! xo!!

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