1) A visitor to your home is rude about your living-room couch. You…
(a) Explain to the philistine exactly how it is an embodiment of style and current interior chic.
(b) Don’t care-who gives a fuq? It is just something to sit on to watch Game Of Thrones + a scratching post for your cats.
(c) Sit out the evening politely but vow never to have this person at your place again.
2) Employed in an office position, it becomes apparent that someone has stolen your stapler. You…
(a) Don’t really care-you can always get another stapler.
(b) See it as a psychic indicator that this job is not really you.
(c) Bring the entire floor to a halt until the culprit is found and forced to return the stapler.
3) At an otherwise brilliant party you are trapped with an amazingly dull and yet slightly creepy person in the kitchen. They are alarmingly attracted to you. You…
(a) Escape as soon as possible on whatever pretext is possible.
(b) Evoke dormant social-worker skills. This poor person needs your help!
(c) Flirt your head off-it is your duty. Beauty has obligations.
4) You think people who are embroiled in public sex scandals should…
(a) Be felt sorry for. Nobody deserves such scrutiny of their private lives, least of all paparazzi staking out their home.
(b) Condemned; without personal ethics what do we have left after all? It’s a short cut to the decline of civilization.
(c) Consider what YOU would do in such a situation. First rule, pay cash. 2nd; leave no trail of incriminating communications. Sexual appetites cannot always be constrained but plausible deniability is always a decent policy.
5) Running errands in a busy city street, you suddenly have a massive anxiety attack, complete with hyperventilation. You…
(a) Utterly freak out and book in with the first counselor or psych-person you can organize. Mental health is so-o-o precious to you.
(b) Blame crap coffee or the cheap scent of the shirty shop assistant you just encountered.
(c) Blame your hormones, get a grip and go shopping. Retail is therapy. Beauty is therapy.
6 In a relationship with a much-loved but low-lust person, it becomes apparent that this duo is simply not going to deliver the sex you require. You…
(a) Go on a massive workout regime so they will be unable to resist your pure raw personal hotness and read up on sex tips.
(b) Take them out for a romantic dinner and gently explain your needs, etc.
(c) Deliver an ultimatum. They either put out or get out. And by the way, it’s not as if you’re exactly without offers. Hello?
Answers: If you checked mainly (c) answers, then you are an official Taurus—a courageous Cow Person and, yes, a symbol of strength and solidity. If you checked (a) or (b) answers, you have other astro influences competing with your Taurean Sun.
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