I CANNOT believe what I found out today that has just blown my mind and everything, EVERYTHING makes more sense: re ME.
Okay. So I always thought that yeaaaaaaaah Pisces Rising, it sounds a bit like me a lot of it DIDN’T. I do also have Venus in Pisces so yah. Was never really comfortable about the signs in my houses it didn’t quite fit. It irked me. For years.
Anyways was decluttering as per Dark Moon protocol and I found my birth certificate.
I read to my complete horror that I was born at 2AM not 3.45AM like mother dearest said.
I am therefore AQUARIUS rising not Pisces.
I have been in love, intensely researching, reading etc etc etc everything I possibly can about Astrology. My birth chart, aspects, my partners in relation to my own etc omg just everything.
AND I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT BIRTH TIME.
That is all.
Love your work.
Ps. Can you believe this! aaaaaaarrrghhh
Dear Aquarius Rising Not Pisces Rising,
This is great! Go Mercury Retrograde! Perfect synchronicity. Aquarius Rising is fab! I mean, hello, ONE is Aquarius Rising. Look on the bright side – this also means that your Love Zombie era is now behind you where-as Pisces Rising has to be on HIGH ALERT for this shit now.
And how thrilling for an Astro Fiend to be able to fall feverishly upon his/her “new chart” and discover fresh transit and synastry insights. Have you, for instance, worked out when Saturn was opposite your Aqua Rising yet? Oh and Aquarius Rising makes URANUS your ruler, heh heh.
Do you have plans to alter your image accordingly? A tatt to commemorate the neo-You? Is there anything overtly Piscean about your look that you could ditch in favor of a more Uranian vibe? What does everyone else think?
Image: Paolo Roversi