Saturn In Scorpio Squats To Eliminate

Daryl Hannah squatting by pool

So i was hanging at Pilates (literally) when i overheard Aries Pilates Instructor telling someone that “colonics are finished, completely 20th Century and the same with all those stupid cleanses.”  The gist: Elimination IS stunningly important for anti-aging, vitality & to avoid hideous health irks. All anyone need do is get a Squatty Potty. This easily re-creates the desirable paleo-caveperson squat style & angle & voila: total elimination & speedy transit. “All the best people do this,” said Aries Pilate Instructor.

I get it. Totes. It’s so genius in its simplicity and, well, obviousness. But it is also so sensationally Saturn in Scorpio. Somewhere recently i referred to this transit as being like a psychic colonic and here is this for synchronicity. We have to find the most obvious and logical way to make eliminating the negative/no longer needed just happen. Because it’s natural.

Thoughts?

Image: Clan of the Cave Bear

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johnalee808
johnalee808

Of the benefit of “boutique colonics” or colonic boutiques, I can’t say. All sorts of concoctions are available of which the user must be convinced are worthy…backed by the sales pitch. I accidentally found the coffee colonic. My late wife had cancer and after a year of traditional treatments not looking good, she independently began researching non-traditional treatments. To this end, we found ourselves watching a PBS special about non-traditional cancer treatments. It wasn’t terribly unusual except the doctor was treating patients with high dosages of vitamins and minerals and little more. The additional treatment suggestion was a cooled to… Read more »

Gemini Scribbler
Gemini Scribbler

when i was 8-9yrs old at boarding school Wentworth Falls, Blue Mts, in woodwork class i made a small footstool for my mum. she had one leg straightened with metal rod (screwed into femur & tibia) in operation aged 16 to enable her to walk after polio. as a footstool, twas not quite big enough for her need. i lived in India in 1973 and after returning to Oz, for over 30yrs i have used the brown wooden stool to rest my feet when seated on the throne. perfect & so apt

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Efficient, cut-through haute shit, Saturn in Scorp. Don’t stoop to poop. Haute shit or get off the pot.

Happy Merc Rx, bitches.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Is it Merc retro already? I had a phone interview today.

Helterskelter
Helterskelter

Lol how that ankle?

I see no one cutting through shit here, worshipping it continuously actually….

When are u guys gonna give the illuminati industry a rest?

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

Ah yes: we do have eyes that see, don’t we? The ankle! I had to let it go: it was slowing me down. Gnawed it off just above the knee, replaced the leg with an automatic rifle I paid cash for at the local gun show sans background check– god bless the USA! Slayed 20 zombies the first day. Freemasonry has us, not the other way around. It’s in my blood, you see? Give me a pile of bricks and a wheelbarrow full of mortar, and I’ll lay you a brick shithouse in 10 mins flat. The style of commode… Read more »

moved on
moved on

Well I must be greatly attuned to the stars of eliminating blockages. I have finally realised the horror of office politics when working at the fam court in 2005 and the brutality of politics in a teaching environment in 2011 (and a few other horrors in that year) are holding me back from progressing in a workplace environment. I’ve started counselling to pick off the scabs of ‘healing’ to pull out the splinters so I can ‘move on’ toward being open to workplace relationships- again. Should be quite a journey. There’s a lot to revisit.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

This is perfect. Thanks for sharing. I may turn it into a handwriting assignment so I remember why it is I am not smoking again. It’s so strange because I don’t want to smoke but part of me is dying because of that. I read somewhere that you have to make time to mourn when you quit. I feel that today. I hope I don’t cry all over work tomorrow.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Hello gorgeous, i have no advice i’m afraid. It does help to label the hurt feeling as something coming up that smoking pushed away, so it doesn’t engulf me as something of import. And sometimes i say to myself, Let’s be gentle on this girl today. That makes me cry then as it’s not something i grew up with. Probably you too, from what i read. I can give you lots of love and online hugs, 12HV. You are here with us, and even though it’s an odd way to meet we are all real people. Very real people here.… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Thanks, love. That makes all the difference in the world.

Pi
Pi

yes… wise words mille! be kind to yourself. x

Anonymous
Anonymous

!2th after endless quit attempts using cognitive therapy
have found ‘anger’ is the deep reason, yet i have an extremely long fuse.
The other reason is my mother smoked whilst i was in utero.
By the time i’m ready to depart life i shall be ciggie free, well that’s the goal 🙂

Osho tells of a way to quit, it’s called The Stop Technique, apparently Giudjeff used it in his classes about Awareness.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Made another day cig free. Addiction is an emotional issue for sure. Anger is one of the most socially unacceptable emotions and there are lots of emotions about that. Lots of emotions. Addiction says “STOP HAVING THIS FEELING NOW” but it’s really – on it’s own – such a little feeling.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Thanks for this. It’s all these lost hurt feelings coming up – addiction is so powerful in trying to manage feelings. I’m trying to just balance out feeling again. I’m crying a lot an eatting more than usual. I’m in a really stressful week at work. My car is still at the mechanics. I’m almost certain I have cigs in the glove box.

david5379
david5379

hang in there 12hv, im rooting for ya

Gren
Gren

there’s a goodie on mikey lutin’s daily page for today. I got your back.

Pi
Pi

This is a more Piscean approach, there is a simply beautiful poem about Shinto that Mystic posted a while ago. It gives me great solace when I am going through a heavy time. Maybe it will help you a little bit too? I find that healthy escapism – a walk, music, a swim helps to balance out the stress hormones and lets the thinking free up a little. xxoo hugs

http://www.poetryintranslation.com/PITBR/Spanish/Borges.htm#_Toc192667918

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Thank you from me too x

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Thank you, Pi.

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

We <3 you!!!
The nature of life is addiction — it's not going anywhere. Don't feel ashamed, we are all addicts because we are all humans! It's forever a balancing act and being conscious of it at all means your already a step ahead.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Thanks, Rache. The community we have on this blog is a life saver – truly. What a blessing you all are! xoxoxo. Now…time to write out that daily fix Gren turned me onto the other day: “Neptune in Pisces restores dignity to the sign of Pisces…”

Pisces is my 6th/7th house…its time to kick this habit!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Addiction is kicking my ass right now. Did you know quitting smoking can make you constipated? Makes no sense, but true.

Hell with surprises day at work. More to come there. Just trying to stay quit. Finding that under each unfulfilled craving I find a lost, hurt feeling. Week two is harder than week one.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

BTW – squatting is – I suspect – what the jellaba/kaftan look is all about. In Morocco the world is a toilet with equal access provided to both genders. Morocco has every kind of toilet – from Turkish (squat) to the old throne toilet and bidet. So many different ways to flush too. My Leo ex will never give up his throne. No matter circumstances. We’ve switched accommodations over such things.

monte
monte

Constipation is one of the most common symptoms of quitting smoking. Nicotine stimulates the bowels in a similar way that coffee does. Chinese herbs and acupuncture can sometimes help with this and more.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

I don’t remember this from last time I quit. I’ll try to get acupuncture on the schedule.

Taurus
Taurus

lol! I was just going to tell her to add a couple 8 oz cups of coffee to her daily diet. Beyond keeping one regular, it’s apparently associated with a host of other health benefits.
according to the literature, some of these include:
lowered risk of heart failure, type 2 diabetes, depression(!), colorectal cancer, and liver cirrhosis
: )

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

Week two is soooo much harder than week one! Around week three and a half things become better in a real way. No matter what the addiction happens to be. I had extreme problems with this when I quit a medication (like…I was traveling alone and I didn’t shit for almost a month and showed up 105 lbs will a starving African child belly in a Dutch naturopath’s office crying and I broke her colonic machine). Do not take laxatives! You will get on a purge cycle/addiction and they will make it worse. The things that worked best for me… Read more »

Gren
Gren

If you want to move a whole lot fast (and I’m not recommending it), the lemon maple syrup cayenne pepper fasting cleanse can draino your plumbing quick. I needed a bucket – hrmm maybe the adult or pet xlarge diapers probably woulda worked better, since I couldn’t get to the porcelain fast enough. Anyways, kicking the addiction is hard. I’m trying to quit smoking as well. Weening off it instead of stopping cold. I still need it for something. Chiron shit from the past, bad relationships, poor money choices. But I started this two month super cardio ass kicker workout… Read more »

DP
DP

Hear that loud and clear! Same here.

Libragirl
Libragirl

Keep going – I’m 2 .5 years down the line – drink loads of water….you will not believe how amazing you will feel in week 8 trust me 🙂

Vrr Grr
Vrr Grr

Spooky, I had the same thought myself about ‘position’ this morning, thinking that even some posh restaurants in Rome have squat loos. And I am currently reading Clan of the Cave Bear!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Remember a diet high in soluble and insoluble fibre (legumes, vegetables, whole grains, bran things), a lot of water, all good for your insides. Also those yoga positions and yes the squatting help to massage around your internal organs / lower intestine.

Feline
Feline

I suspect the reason you feel great after a colonoscopy is the anesthetic they give you, not the effect of being cleaned out. One moment I’m lying on the gurney, chatting with the nurses, the next I wake up in Recovery. Some stuff. The liquid they give you to clean you out, however, is revolting. The hardest part is getting it down, and keeping it there. My last one the doctor gave me a prescription for something called MoviPrep, which is a slight improvement on some of the others (one is called GoLytely. Love the names). It’s supposed to taste… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

My GP recommended tablets as an alternative to the gunk you drink. Made it less unpleasant.

Feline
Feline

I wish mine would. Unfortunately, he says that if you don’t get enough water with the tablets, you can get kidney damage. So all he will prescribe is the dishwashing gunk.

Here I Virgo Again
Here I Virgo Again

Yup – it works! Knew about it from living in Asia and when a friend was having problems due to (unfortunately necessary) painkillers, this was the only thing that worked.
Can fake it somewhat on an ordinary loo by tip-toeing, leaning forward and looking upwards (need to make your own adjustments – you’ll feel when its right).
I know it’s a crappy subject, but it helped my friend so much when he was seriously ill and beyond treatment other than painkillers. It’s worth knowing about this.

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

Dude, I totally use this method and it really works. I had chronic…erm…issues and this + supplements + exercise + hydration is the answer! In my quest to find a solution I tried colonics, and they were helpful in getting all the old stuff out, but they don’t actually solve the issue itself. Also: Aries fitness instructors are just the best, right? There was this one girl at my old hot yoga place who was brilliant — just a living, breathing embodiment of everything she preached and smart enough to take the Bikram dogma with a grain of salt and… Read more »

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

I crapped in a bucket for a year, due to the worst-septic-tank-in-the-world and the fact that I couldn’t afford to get it fixed. That bucket was brilliant, due to the fact that it didn’t suddenly overflow without warning (unlike the toilet).

Anyway, I noticed no noticeable health differences from crapping in a bucket.

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Hahahaha. Most of these comments are quite funny, but this made me “lol”

Lulu
Lulu

But will I still be able to read The New Yorker in comfort?

davidl
davidl

Yes, I see iPhone issues, how the hell would I keep up with Mystic, catch up on my email and text etc ?

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Preferred method for the young Aqua/Leo Rising/Scorp Moon here at home. The younger Ram/Leo Rising/Gem Moon is slowly catching on, with a few, ummm disasters…Whatever comes naturally i reckon.

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

The Raw Pleasure lady on Faceache wrote about this yesterday and attached a link … for those interested ..http://www.squattypotty.com/

Sea goat scales
Sea goat scales

Have been living in China for just over ten years. Have found squat position for eliminations the most natural, energy effient and funnily enough, hygienic process for such um… matters. Have argued this on many occasions with expat mates. Multiple Cap. It’s practical.

Libragirl
Libragirl

Have I missed something?

How does anyone know how a paleo squated??

Anonymous
Anonymous

Because they didn’t have toilets to sit on, and humans all over the world without toilets squat…. Unfortunately the western toilet can be linked to all manner of digestive and bowel probe due to the kink in the bowel that stays when we sit as opposed to squatting… The fact is that most westerners or toilet users not squatters are still full of shit! ha, even after they’ve been to. The loo…

Libragirl
Libragirl

Oooooh the things I learn on here!!! am gonna figure out how i can get squatting!! LOL HAHA – Always did think most peple I meet are of full of shit 🙂 thanks for the lesson anon xxx

Confused Gem
Confused Gem

Yups, pretty common in Asian countries. Just used a squat toilet at the mall today. Heh.

When I was in Russia my Brazilian friends freaked at the squat toilet, they’d never used one before.

It took me a long while to learn how to squat properly…I can never really squat with my feet flat on the ground.

Fire Fish
Fire Fish

Ha! too funny! I’m dating an Aries yoga instructor right now and this gives me SUCH a giggle!!! All the squatting talk also reminds me of a convo with a client at the end of an acupuncture treatment at the retreat where I work…. fancy man client suddenly says out of the blue as I’m doing lovely finishing scalp flourishes…. “so do you squat?’ seriously he just blurted!! And when I stumbled for a response quietly thinking wtf? He’s like you know in exercise and stuff….. apparently he was totally blown away that people did other things with their bodies… Read more »

GemCrab
GemCrab

Love this post and pic.

I do indeed feel as if Saturn in Scorpio has been helping me get ish out … It’s a little overwhelming at times and depressing (still coping with mentioning my father without breaking into a sob) but I think this is the most “real” transit I’ve ever felt. I reluctantly/excitedly say “bring it”.

I think I’m either going to start therapy during this transit or seriously need it afterwards, just to help with processing everything.

Charley
Charley

I’m down with proper elimination and bowel health in general but talking about it makes my Libra stelium feel weird.

leogroover
leogroover

squattng is great way to get rid of gas to plus keeps hips flexy . millions of asians who you see sqatting anywhere and everywhere ( when in Asia that is) can’t be wrong.

monte
monte

A long, long time ago when I was at uni our class was asked to place our names on a list choosing which dates we preferred to go on a field trip. There were two field trips and the class needed to split into two groups. I was part of a fairly large social group at the time and someone put all of our names down for one of the field trips. And on top of the list he put the words “The Beautiful People”. Of course it was a joke but it was an ‘in joke’ that we all… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

“I think squatting is the best way to poo. But the Aries instructor is full of it.” My thought exactly.

I have Sun squared Uranus and Venus in Aquarius. Moon in Aries. If my instructor of *anything* gave me the “all the best people are doing it” line, I’d have turned on my heel and walked straight out to there.

Cleanses are so yesterday, but apparently status consciousness is forever, right, lady?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Hear hear! Smug instructors giving advice from outside their field of competency give me the shits. Irony intended.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Actually, I thought anal-rententiveness was a specialty of Pilates instructors. 🙂 So deffo outside their core strength. 🙂 🙂

I’m so full of it today…

bull with sting in tail
bull with sting in tail

heh

nonametoomuchair
nonametoomuchair

What is it with today and shit talk? Various communications re BS yucko and now this
I thought of colonics as something pregnant women had before birth, or something a porno star does before shooting ASex, oh or someone with eating disorder both ends, anorexia, bulimia, all about evacuation
Maybe a shitstorm brewing…………………….

I like pooing
I like pooing

hmmm best to be open minded. What’s happens when our lovely garbage collectors go on strike? If your poo smells you’ve got a problem. Flatulence= poor dietary choices. Have you noticed how the obese are generaly emotionally toxic… That’s cause there garbage system is backed up and rotting! I felt amazing after my colonics. I want to know if breaking down toxins/ waste products in my body is not working/ sluggish or indeed not functioning properly. Deal with it or I guarantee you’ll have many embarrasing visitis in hospital with HIDEOUS ramifications that I shall protect you from. Praise! To… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

Some of us have no trouble evacuating if you live well and eat well whats wrong with letting your body work?

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

or you can just get footstools and use those before shelling out for one of those to see if you like it. i have a lowered toilet so i can optionally squat if i choose.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Yeah, I’ve tried the footstool route and they don’t work near as good as my Squatty Potty. It’s designed perfectly for the task, I (heart) it and it was only 35 bucks, well worth it

Anonymous
Anonymous

yes!!
my motto, which i have also taught my girls… “always squat with a view”
and i always get up on the seat and squat.
wherever i am…. whhaaat!!
too much information?
healthy eliminator

Anonymous
Anonymous

I have scorp ascendant, I love talking about correct elimination, in fact I’m prob a bit obsessed about it… plan to get squat toilet, did home enemas on the weekend, feels so good to get it all out ya know!

but the psychic cleanse hey… Now that’s gonna take a bit of work, and I can feel the tension building, I gotta stay chilled don’t wanna break my style…

Pi
Pi

how would Daryl Hannah feel about being invoked in a post about pooing? or is she a Saturn in Scorp veteran and thus eminently qualified to discuss elimination, of all varieties…

davidl
davidl

Well considering the way this movie (I’m assuming Clan of the cave Bear) was panned (boom tish) you could say its perfect.

Pi
Pi

Are you saying that the movie was…[ahem]… crap?

Pi
Pi

… or perhaps that the whole production went … down the toilet?

Pi
Pi

…Maybe everyone just had a shitty time…

*pi is dragged off stage by stern-faced Toro security guards*

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

Bummer…

Gren
Gren

At first glance I thought it was Raquel Welch in BC

virgolicious
virgolicious

Ha ha! ‘All the best people do this’!

I am hooked on the idea of a squatty potty, or at least employing a footstool in a similar fashion.

fishupsagg
fishupsagg

Best pic for this post.

anon
anon

Hahaha! Love it! this rings v true to me! after Bd hoochie Juice, it is always I who will go almost anywhere. Partly coz of my dodgy bladder, but also coz then I just dont care… Much to some peoples either amusement, or disgust.
Part of me also thinks its a double standand. men will pee anywhere… but if girls do it….hahaha!

Anonymous
Anonymous

FUC YEAH

\bring on eliimination
and illumination
am gonna dream now all the answers
to my questions
if you dont nip things in the bud
now then you always lagging behind
my sister always saying pilates
so i will go and try it
thanks
noticed the n/node is one with
s/node i have in scor

Anonymous
Anonymous

or, you could move to a non-western country?

i read a while ago about toilet fixtures that you can buy, like a kind of footstool [chortle] that makes you squat properlike. maybe this is the same thing? haven’t looked at the link.
PS colonics eew rather drink that gnarly Pico Prep that you take before a colonoscopy. it’s all a bit scatological really

Vuldaen
Vuldaen

It’s true. When I was in India the toilet bowls have a wide platform on either side so you can squat on them. I can’t say I actually used it in that fashion though hehe

Helterskelter
Helterskelter

No bank tellers squat ina powder room with hot pink powderd unicorn feces sprinked around just enough to hide the fact where they sit for 8 hours a day is corrupt..

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