So i was hanging at Pilates (literally) when i overheard Aries Pilates Instructor telling someone that “colonics are finished, completely 20th Century and the same with all those stupid cleanses.” The gist: Elimination IS stunningly important for anti-aging, vitality & to avoid hideous health irks. All anyone need do is get a Squatty Potty. This easily re-creates the desirable paleo-caveperson squat style & angle & voila: total elimination & speedy transit. “All the best people do this,” said Aries Pilate Instructor.
I get it. Totes. It’s so genius in its simplicity and, well, obviousness. But it is also so sensationally Saturn in Scorpio. Somewhere recently i referred to this transit as being like a psychic colonic and here is this for synchronicity. We have to find the most obvious and logical way to make eliminating the negative/no longer needed just happen. Because it’s natural.
Image: Clan of the Cave Bear
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