Her Haunted Pilates Gym

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Pilates Gym Reformer Bed Fashion ShootHer Uranus transit having wreaked havoc on her circadian rhythms, she now preferred to dress up and work out at late at night at her local haunted Pilates gym. 

There she preferred to muse not so much upon her thighs but on Conspiracy Theory.

Why, for instance, did the Pope and Queen Beatrice abdicate so shortly after Saturn hit Scorpio?  Could it, she wondered, have anything to do with the Public Prosecutor of Rome investigating the Bilderburg Group?  The finances of Queen Elizabeth being investigated?

Could there be muck to rake? Keeping her spine in neutral, she reflected on how Saturn had barely gotten into Scorpio already. She shuddered. Thank heavens she had given up secrets the second her Uranus transit begun. Secret-free was the only way to be truly liberated. That plus a strong pelvic floor.

Image: Barbara Kovacic Dolce Vita magazine

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sweetpea
sweetpea

Mystic, is that one of your mannequins? lol

Link
Link

‘Jesus’ the triple Gem Asc. at 6º is still here. He seems to be . . . sziczophrenic or something. I can’t spell that so he’s probably not but there’s way too much talk of dark energies and demons and shit. I have given up saying anything that takes longer than 10 seconds to get out and is not specifically about him. Such are the hazards of sharing a house with an eccentric GP and his ‘collection’ of human specimens. I think this is probably as bad as it will get. Turns out it’s not possible to be a triple… Read more »

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

sounds fascinating, actually. though to live with… hmm maybe not. love the spontaneous room switch and hair timing!

Pi
Pi

P.S. It’s not as though she actually has any thighs to muse upon in the first place.

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

i know, right?! it took me a bit of gazing to realize she is a real person and not a mannequin. which i guess is part of the artistry.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Ha! My thoughts EXACTLY. Sometimes I don’t comment because I don’t feel like filling out the form. Used to stay logged in. Not sure why I don’t any longer.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I work w a beautiful compassionate person who attempts to defend the catholic church, no ones perfect I guess….

Anonymous
Anonymous

There’s a lot to defend in the Catholic (small “c”) church –both lay and leadership. It’s horribly simplistic to wash the whole institution and history with one brush labeled “abusive”. I have no love for the Big Boys in the Vatican –or the granite strata of bishops intent on ignoring the needs of the laity, but many many regular “small” people practice simple acts of compassion and regular sacrifice for the betterment of all peoples. It’s a bit confusing though when one of the kinder sort cannot see the truth of what power can do to those in high places.… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

Are u serious re the helicopter and the side of the building, and the guy you just dumped, that’s a bit Hollywood!

virgolicious
virgolicious

Hey Cattiva – the new moon was on Sunday – time to look for another cause for that old devil insomnia. My tips: don’t drink alcohol, don’t take multi/B vitamins at night (DO take your calcium and D – they absorb best at rest), DO have a sleepytime tea of some description before bed. No TV in the boudoir, keep it beautiful and zen, and clear the junk out from under the bed for freeflowing chi. Try some binaurals or self-hypno before bed (Mystic got me onto Glenn Harrold years ago – it works for ALL SORTS of things). Good… Read more »

dia.astro
dia.astro

MM where are the daily horoscopes for 2/12???

Pi
Pi

Dear Mystic, you have just described the … Umm, fundamentals of my Uranus – (and Jupiter) – Sun transit a couple of yrs ago! At least *someone* understands 😀 except for the fact that I can’t afford Pilates classes right now, a form of exercise that I otherwise love! So it’s good old DIY park runs and the keeps-you-strangely-slim Public Transport Routine..:)

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

I love hitting the gym at night, one of my most missed activities when I lived in the city…gym during the day = stressful and peacocking, gym at night = meditative and peaceful.

“Secret-free was the only way to be truly liberated. That plus a strong pelvic floor.” <333333

Anonymous
Anonymous

agree about night time exercise.

Pegasus
Pegasus

The gym at night is heaven when no-one around & i have it all to myself, no spooks but a definite peaceful vibe in the meditation room.
Must use the equipment sometime hahaha.

me above, not used to havibg to annoyingly have to sign in each time.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Before my 2nd uranus return. or is it 3 in a lifetime and btw just how long here do i get?

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

that’s my thoughts exactly Pope stage left due to scandal. More Pluto in Capricorn action.

Anonymous
Anonymous

The souls of all the abused children probably haunted him too much to stay.

Co-incidently have just say through 2 nights of the HBO series The Borgias-first crime family of the vatican.

Since the Girl Pope, they check the sex of each new pope with a hand under the gown 🙂

Ainslie
Ainslie

Love it love It love it!!!!!!!

Dirty lies exposed : )

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

And what about the Malachy prophecies? The resigning pope was foreseen as the “black” pope. Perhaps Saturn in Scorpio has more to unearth there. I should go to that gym.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Btw – been waking up between 2-3am every night for weeks. Haven’t had that sleep pattern since my root chakra exploded. Interesting times.

david5379
david5379

your root chakra exploded? in a good way?

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Ha! I suppose so although it didn’t seem so good at the time.

david5379
david5379

was it on accident? or were you messing with your chakras, I really want to do chakra stuff but dont know a good place/way to do that

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Total accident. But, I know more about how to mess with my chakra’s after that accident. I took a course (www.healmyenergy.com) to help me deal with the experience, but I was thrown into it. Scary, intense time.

david5379
david5379

man 12hv, your so cool, also I am really sorry you had to go through that hard time, and dont wish it on any one or envy it, but also thats kinda badass

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

ha, ha! Thanks. It did get me in touch with my inner goddess, as cheesy as that sounds.

david5379
david5379

dont worry, you didnt find your inner goddess from reading 50 shades or something dumb like that, your freaking chakra exploded! No way I can interpret that as cheesy

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

That’s only because I’ve earned street cred with you 🙂 Some bitch off the street talks about exploding chakras and inner goddesses….all sounds the same 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous

haha, good point, 🙂

pegasus
pegasus

David, Margot Anand’s ‘Art of Everyday Ecstasy’ is one of the best books to glean chakra knowledge from. Very understandable compared to
‘Serpent Power’ by Arthur Avalon.
Simply put, chakras follow the gland system in the body i.e.:
throat is thyroid, the 5th and heart is thymus.

Gren
Gren

That is funny. We have this sorta co-op gym nearby where members can access it anytime 24-7, so regularly now for several months, I’d go train really late by myself to sweat, rock out, zap out, and just contemplate and scheme to get better at whatever has been keeping me down. Uranus has been transiting my 12th, so gravitating toward, how to GTF out of this or that limiting box or trying to slither through cagey bars to freedom. Saying to myself all along, that hey this is a phase and the past is gone, move on.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I have too. What does it mean?

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

What’s the “black” pope ??? … I love conspiracy theories even though generally I don’t believe they are possible because people are just too disorganised to maintain a proper conspiracy.

Link
Link

Dit fucking o.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Google the Pope prophecies. Some dude predicted all the Popes and gave characteristics of each. The next pope is supposed to be the last.

AAC.
AAC.

Good.

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

love it!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I have nothing to do at work, so I’ve been googling prophecies all day. I was looking for the one that tied the black Pope to this one, but the talk is that the next Pope will be from Africa. Anyway, there are apparently loads of prophets, including Edgar Cayce, who predicted the end of the papacy around now. Interesting, I thought we were done with end-of-times prophecies for a bit post 2012. Perhaps we need new prophets.

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

indeed we do… but look at the generation of children right now. the prophets are here. new world, hello! old one, don’t let the door hit ya TOO hard… or actually, do.

david5379
david5379

uggh, dont get me started on the bilderburg group

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