I was fired for being a Virgo.
My boss and HR pulled me into the office after the one and (to my knowledge) only time a client (who phoned in from a funeral) requested I be removed from a contract. The project kicked off on the most recent New Moon. HR noted my strengths and weaknesses said they weren¹t particularly interested in either, that they weren¹t going to provide training on my weak spots or gather assignments for my strengths, and that they¹d let me know if I have my job on Monday.
And, implied strongly, that I¹d better stop looking like I am thinking in the hallways if I want to stay around here. HR noted that I was great at analysis and research and my boss said my work was perfect. As we wrapped up the meeting, HR quipped that maybe I could change my astrology sign.
All events seem related to the Full Moon in Virgo . Including this odd “we¹ll get back to you” situation they¹ve put me in at work. I am on day 10 on no smoking, constipated, ahead of my Moon cycle, and doing my Saturn hard. I can change like a snake, but I am no caterpillar. Even a Virgo has the right to make a living, no?
I¹ve had colleagues from the past (2001 and 2008 eras) appear in my life in the most synchronistic of ways this week. I am currently pursuing two job leads and have interviews lined up. Is this the Zap Zone pushing me to further phoenix or just Mercury Retrograde Full Moon Hell? And, when do the good days start for Virgo?
12th House Virgo
Dear 12th House Virgo,
You don’t sound quite “fired” for being a Virgo but it’s odd for sure! Surely a “quip” that you should change your astrology sign counts as some sort of discrimination. God, if there was any sign human resources departments were going to discriminate against, Virgo would be bottom of the list, right? It should be a selling point.
Remember the Scottish Male Virgo Cleaner? Marius Kloppers, the soon-to-be Ex head of BHP and uber-Virgo would definitely hire you. According to this article, his Virgoness was not so popular.
So okay, stay off the smokes (for your skin, if nothing else), get a Squatty Potty for the other, anticipate a lessening of tension apres Full Moon and full return to normal transmission after March 18. No point chasing these people down during Mercury Retro, annoying as that is. Is this the Zap Zone? More or less everything is the Zap Zone this year and next. 2015 too. And this year, the Zap Zone is also Saturn in Scorpio, Neptune in Pisces + Jupiter from mid-year.
The Zap Zone is the Everything. Whatever you’re doing, think “is this Zap Zone compliant?” If it is, you’re doing fab. Please read/re-read the Zap Zone rant to remind you of the basics.
F.Y.I. the Zap Zone is super triggered from March 12…by Mars.
Also how can you be booted out for looking like you think in the hallways? With “perfect” work? I don’t work in an office – what am i missing and what does everyone else think?
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