Being Capricorn For A Day is the ONLY appropriate response to the Moon In Capricorn. If you are a Capricorn you will already know how to be Capricorn. If not? You need…
Capricorn Lifestyle Tips
* IMAGE: For some signs of the Zodiac, it takes an actual identity crisis for them to re-examine their beauty regime, aesthetics or image. Not Capricorn. They perform a Situational Assessment every damned morning. Their preferred style – at least while Pluto is in Capricorn (till 2024!) – is monochromatic. If you are using a cosmetic enhancement, it is not visible. BEIGE is big with real Capricorns so emulate that during the Moon In Capricorn. Golden beige. Pale beige. Tan Beige. Glossy beige. Matt beige. Ostentatiously clean skin. Hair is flat and off forehead to show off chic cerebral “high-brow” and lack of stress – whether it is the result of meditation genius, Botox or a blend of both will remain confidential. Cheekbones and hip bones are likely prominent. Capricorns are all about the bones.
* SIGNATURE SCENT: Money, clean petrochemical additive-free soap, trust-fund lilies from the garden, citrus + a hint of sulfur or something just a little bit dark such as baby oil & rubber. Is no longer spending precious $ on actual scent as such. If it is just 96% alcohol, as some commercial scents are, the Lady Capricorn can whip up something super-carnal in the kitchen via some vodka + vanilla essence & her own personal V scent, you understand.
* READING MATERIAL: Rarely light. When you’re doing Capricorn, you like gravitas. “Heavy” reading material is the cognitive version of a weighted comfort blanket for finely wired, high-frequency Capricorns. Why complain when you can get insights into your character, projections, and relationships from Marie-Louise Von Franz?
The Moon In Capricorn – Best Listener On The Planet
* MOOD: Sombre with outbreaks of earthy humor. During the Moon In Capricorn, aim to be quietly control-freaked to the max without fuss and yet totally present. A real Capricorn will be the best listener on the planet. They will act as if they are an elite soldier or the most effective barrister in history being briefed by you.
PHOBIAS: Frizz, dirt, engineering failures, poorly pronounced words or words inserted in a completely incorrect context, people who make no effort to reinvent themselves.
* PHARMA: DHEA, Melatonin, Co-Q 10, homeopathic Platinum and compounded formulae prescribed by a hideously expensive doctor that the Capricorn visits at twilight.
* BEAUTY SECRET: Old-School – Celery Sticks. Anti-Fragility. Kettle Bells. A natural fiber exfoliating washcloth.
* SOCIAL NETWORKING: Seances, friends from a very long time ago, cousins of ex-lovers, old friends of parents, mentors whom one never failed, passed ancestors, genteel grifting. Never any voodoo because real Capricorns consider it vulgar.
* GOAL-SETTING TECHNIQUE: Tatts, reminders to self…in blood, pacts, shit-lists of enemies hidden in drawers.
* ANTHEMS: Eye Of The Tiger, Ride of the Valkyries, Tupac.
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