Capricorn For A Day

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Being Capricorn For A Day is the ONLY appropriate response to the Moon In Capricorn. If you are a Capricorn you will already know how to be Capricorn. If not? You need…

Capricorn Lifestyle Tips

* IMAGE:  For some signs of the Zodiac, it takes an actual identity crisis for them to re-examine their beauty regime, aesthetics or image. Not Capricorn. They perform a Situational Assessment every damned morning.  Their preferred style – at least while Pluto is in Capricorn (till 2024!) – is monochromatic. If you are using a cosmetic enhancement, it is not visible. BEIGE is big with real Capricorns so emulate that during the Moon In Capricorn. Golden beige. Pale beige. Tan Beige. Glossy beige. Matt beige. Ostentatiously clean skin. Hair is flat and off forehead to show off chic cerebral “high-brow” and lack of stress – whether it is the result of meditation genius, Botox or a blend of both will remain confidential. Cheekbones and hip bones are likely prominent. Capricorns are all about the bones.

* SIGNATURE SCENT: Money, clean petrochemical additive-free soap, trust-fund lilies from the garden, citrus  + a hint of sulfur or something just a little bit dark such as baby oil & rubber. Is no longer spending precious $ on actual scent as such. If it is just 96% alcohol, as some commercial scents are, the Lady Capricorn can whip up something super-carnal in the kitchen via some vodka + vanilla essence & her own personal V scent, you understand.

* READING MATERIAL: Rarely light. When you’re doing Capricorn, you like gravitas. “Heavy” reading material is the cognitive version of a weighted comfort blanket for finely wired, high-frequency Capricorns. Why complain when you can get insights into your character, projections, and relationships from Marie-Louise Von Franz? 

The Moon In Capricorn – Best Listener On The Planet

* MOOD: Sombre with outbreaks of earthy humor. During the Moon In Capricorn, aim to be quietly control-freaked to the max without fuss and yet totally present. A real Capricorn will be the best listener on the planet. They will act as if they are an elite soldier or the most effective barrister in history being briefed by you.

PHOBIAS:  Frizz, dirt, engineering failures, poorly pronounced words or words inserted in a completely incorrect context, people who make no effort to reinvent themselves.

* PHARMA:  DHEA, Melatonin, Co-Q 10, homeopathic Platinum and compounded formulae prescribed by a hideously expensive doctor that the Capricorn visits at twilight.

* BEAUTY SECRET: Old-School – Celery Sticks. Anti-Fragility.  Kettle Bells. A natural fiber exfoliating washcloth.

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* SOCIAL NETWORKING: Seances, friends from a very long time ago, cousins of ex-lovers, old friends of parents, mentors whom one never failed, passed ancestors, genteel grifting. Never any voodoo because real Capricorns consider it vulgar.

* GOAL-SETTING TECHNIQUE: Tatts, reminders to self…in blood, pacts, shit-lists of enemies hidden in drawers.

* ANTHEMS:   Eye Of The Tiger, Ride of the Valkyries, Tupac.

Are you a Moon in Capricorn and relating like mad?

 

 

 

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GeorgeSand
GeorgeSand

That’s hilarious and very accurate. Am not a Sun Cap but have Asc. and Moon in it. So, so true about image — esp. re makeup and beauty routine. Less is more. Also true with clothes — clean lines and monochromatic but never boring.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Pretty accurate!! (I am a Capricorn with Aquarius Rising, Moon in Virgo.)

chirochiq
chirochiq

this image has been in my head for months Mystic, in a beautiful way, in so many ways, Thank you.x

fluid feline
fluid feline

Mystic, have a closer look. I saw this pic earlier today and it’s been in my subconconscious all afternoon. Had a ureka moment – she looks like a slimmed down version of Jelena Dokic, the vanquished and re-embraced Australian tennis player. Does anyone else see it?? I think it’s the doe eyes.

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

yep, she does look Dokic-ish.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

she DOES look like Jelena Dokic!!

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

RlF…I tried to 5* them but the site wouldn’t let me. I’ll try again later. They’re both sweet, good-vibe people.

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

Sweetpea, I’ve got Pluto and Mars in 8th and that’s both the rulers of Scorpio in Scorps own house but Moon ruled so maybe that waters it down a bit.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

Chesh, i have Pluto, Mars AND Uranus in 8th but i don’t bother with shit lists either and like you i do loud ignoring really well.
I think i’m quite Saturnian being a Cap rising and move on very quickly with my Sag moon. Thank goddess for the Sag moon!

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

CC,

Threatening potential voodoo making was probably because of my Moon in 8th?

It does seem sorta Scorpionic to boot…

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

I must be an odd cap. I don’t have shit lists in drawers or anywhere. I simply couldn’t be bothered with people who I find difficult or have done me dirt. I ignore them and concentrate my time and attention on people I care about. ( but I have been known to ignore very loudly, but only in a genteel ladylike way)

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

The * SOCIAL NETWORKING and * GOAL-SETTING TECHNIQUE seem to go hand in hand:

Shit-lists of enemies in drawers and Voodoo…lol

Had no idea my Cap Moon was so exciting as all this, yet, I met someone in Hawaii last year. I kept telling him that I was going to do voodoo on him. It was only a joke but it seemed to get a rise…

aquarise
aquarise

Referring to Mystic’s post picture, is it just me or has anyone noticed that fashion in recent times has been overrun with Russian models, many of whom look younger younger younger and a helluva lot sillier + more vacant than the previous model breeds??

Or is that just my Saturn in Virgo being bitchy again *sigh*

singing seagoat
singing seagoat

mmm I think lots of curly haired folk are still recovering from past nastiness. I happen to think it is SO beautiful, I just love curls on men and women. Perhaps some nice hair treatments to get the curls in top shape would make you feel as comfortable curly as straight fluid feline? Wouldn’t it be fun to do even every now and then?

fluid feline
fluid feline

singing seagoat – you are spot on! I think years of being teased in the late 70s to mid 80s at school about my “abundance” on my head has forever damaged my view of “curls” Plus with my “in control” Saturn on the ascendant I think I just feel better looking in control. I know I know, I can see the other point of view (Pisces ascendant) but I just “know” what feels better for me right now. Plus I live in a subtropical zone of Eastern Australia – the humidity in Summer is deadly to anyone with a smidgeon… Read more »

fluid feline
fluid feline

Thanks Mystic, about the flat hair ghd thing. I have super curly hair although anyone who has known me for less than 7 years would not know as I straighten it every day (I know super anal but I can’t help it – I feel ready to face anything with my hair shiny straight). My hairdresser sister has been telling me that my curls are really in and no one does straight anymore but I didn’t listen. Must be Saturn on my ascendant.

davidl
davidl

FF my aunt has been straightening her hair or should i say was straightening her hair for many years….till it all fell out…stop it now, before you end up with a head of dead frizzy sparse stuff. In the 70’s the trend with men were these awful blow dried doo’s, I could never get the look as I had a head of curly wringlets , I called it my Brady Bunch afro, eventually it became ‘the’ style of course but by then I was giving myself a no. 2 all over. Let those curls be free..

fluid feline
fluid feline

davidl, I would love to lose half my hair. You have no idea how much hair I have, hairdressers (other than my sister, no, including my sister) always exclaim about my hair i.e. the amount. Three months after my son was born I began losing handfuls every day for months; yah! Sadly it all grew back. I think I would secretly love to have “thin” hair, even to wear a wig, no time lost straightening. I apologise to anyone going thru chemo, I’m sure it is not so fun.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Dont’ feel bad FF. When teens, my sister used to kneel down at the ironing board and I would iron her hair!

Davidl,

What is a no. 2? I reckon here in the states it means something different (a bowl movement 🙂 ) than it does there, as a no. 2 all over would be most off putting if not highly interesting at least from a distance…LOL

orangeblossom
orangeblossom

considering his recent experience with the poo in the tissue that’s pretty funny sweetpea – there’s a distinct possibility he could have had a no.2 all over had he made a sudden move hehe

davidl
davidl

no.2 is the comb size on my clippers..and what is a bowl movement ?

orangeblossom
orangeblossom

BOWEL David this is far worse than the fart jokes I was scared of earlier … I’m outta here

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Oh yes, thank you OB…I knew the spelling of bowel didn’t look right!

Oh my gosh David, this is now hysterical.

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

imo The most beautiful version of Amazing Grace is the Judy Collins version.

ariesartist
ariesartist

My very cap friend also loves indulgent food – it has to be of good quality though. No shoddy cheap choccies or boring chips. Its more lamb backstraps from David Jones food hall made into a very rich curry, or gorgeous pastries.

I think it is more the quality thing, because as we know (cap style) quality is not wasteful!

taurean alchemist
taurean alchemist

i didn’t talk to Capricorn Marine Policeman for most of last year after he turned up to my swanky soiree with a bag of lollies (like from the school tuck shop) and a stale muffin. I was too shocked to know what to make of it.

all is forgiven though, but I make sure I bring my own food when visiting him or going on outings.

ariesartist
ariesartist

erk! how embarrassing/revealing for him

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

W/Cap Moon dressed up as Bowie for Halloween replete with cape, hair and glitz when 16 yrs. old. Years later, when I heard his latest release on the radio, all felt well with the world…

Years ago, a friend told me I was a good listener. Wow, that was sure a compliment for an Aries Sun-Merc and Mars in Gemini 🙂

I always say that my Cap Moon keeps me out of too much Ramzilla trouble… 😉

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

Sorry Mystic, I’m a cap and my sister was a cap and the no-carbs doesn’t wash. We’d been known to have huge slabs of Pav or chocolate cake for breakfast washed down with a full-cream cappa. Cap ex-husband would practically roll in anything sweet. My mother, Leo with cap moon was the dessert Queen. I have a magnet on my fridge saying “life’s short, eat dessert first.” I have cap friends and they’re all dessert fiends. At restaurants, I always go to the sweets section to check and if an item sounds wonderful, I order no entre and a small… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

This is quite interesting, as every coeliac and wheat-intolerant person I know is a Capricorn Sun, including me! I have entirely the opposite experience to Cheshire Cap. Sugar & carbs tend to digestively disagree with all the aforementioned Caps.

I adored this post, Mystic. The part about accents made me roar, and I’d just been researching DHEA before I looked at your site!

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

Anon…it’s sweets my Cap friend are into, of the sugary variety. I can’t eat pasta but love it. Really doughy stuff like scones, some breads and cream buns will blow my glucose levels from 5 to 16 in 20 mins but sugary yummies like pavlova have little to no effect. Nor does chocolate, fruit based or creamy dairy desserts 🙂

BeautifulThings
BeautifulThings

If I can chime in here… I’m a Cap with fat tendencies. I don’t eat carbs, generally but at least once a day, I have to have “something”. It must be yummy, gooey, floofy, creamy, smooshy or sticky. And when all else fails, a good ‘ole Hersheys with almonds is enough to maintain my natural sweetness levels. But once a day, I must have, absolutely need a little “something”.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Seguing into the Bowie aspect of this post…my Sagg daughter with the Cap moon was rather delighted to realise that I not only had a very good condition Bowie vinyl but was happy to give it to her so she play it on her at the time freshly new record player (with ipod dock to digitise music) if need be.Looking at this list gives me much more insight into some of her so not Sagg tendancies…that Cap moon is strong. Spazzy Aqua had some balance problems recently which apparently were to do with her labyrinth…which lead both Sagg daughter and… Read more »

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go

maybe mood was the right word… period? Goes hand in hand with extensive ‘no money’ period (which is not suprising either) so you could be bang on the money for the speed/value (excuse the pun). One friend has a lolly jar that he _always_ has full of as many lollies as he can. The jar is big enough to fit my head in. He doesn’t like to share. The qi is possibly very weak with this one?
I was thinking the model was looking like a fresher version of young Bowie there… but Putin’s love child would be fantastic!

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go

Have a few Caps (and ever increasing number, infact).
All these tick the female Caps boxes (no pun intended), but the male Caps no so much. Only in relation to food. The Caps of a man type nature only exist on junk food. Not to say that they don’t like ‘good’ food… its just that they love the junk, and will choose it above all others. Especially when in a down mood…

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