Real Housewives Zodiac Signs Surprise

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The Real Housewives Zodiac signs? There is a higher than the statistical amount of Virgos. Does this explain their willingness to dispute microaggressions? Alright, i admit it. I started out thinking The Real Housewives Of Beverley Hills was some sort of a cultural apocalypse.

Real Housewives Zodiac Signs Are Predominantly Virgo And Then Capricorn

Then i started out watching it ironically. Now i am hooked and think it is a valuable sociological documentary, albeit possibly tracking the late capitalism more than the economists are.

But i have also just figured out precisely why they’re at each others throats the whole time and going absolutely ape over minutiae whilst getting Botox or downing bird bath size goblets of pinot grigio, flicking their hair extensions and tottering about on competitively ever-higher heels every episode.

They are nearly all Virgos! The rest are Capricorn + one Scorpio. I mean, seriously.

What Else But Virgo Explains The Multi-Tasking Of Going Ape Over Minutiae While Getting Botox And Downing Bird Bath Size Goblets Of Pinot Grigio

So: Camille, Lisa, Adrienne & Kim = Virgo. Kyle & Yolanda = Capricorn. Brandi = Scorpio. The latter is Brandi Glanville, ex-wife of the attractive but slippery Gemini-Mars in Pisces dude Eddie Cibrian. He is presently married to (Virgo) musician Leann Rimes, who is conducting a gronky Twitter war with Brandi.  Given his penchant for cheating on even his mistresses, the whole saga is about to get even more sleazy and you can count on this lot to Virgo out about it all.

If you’re watching this, who feels sorry for Brandi as the one Water Sign in the room? And I looked (briefly) at the Real Housewives zodiac signs of the other places and same deal. There are more Virgos than you would think possible. 

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inger
inger

OMG ! MUD–earth and water and not enough water to give the mud a smooth consistancy….

fuzzyfishy
fuzzyfishy

feel sorry for a Scorpio? never!

Vee
Vee

So Gemini Mars is a good indication of a sleazy cheater?

Anonymous
Anonymous

PPLLEEEASE!!! Can’t believe ANYONE would watch this CRAP, ‘social documentary’ or not.

Mauvellous Capricorn
Mauvellous Capricorn

Naaah, she’s a Scorp. She can take it. 🙂

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

the oracle just told me to ‘stay blonde’ HOW DID IT KNOW I WAS THINKING OF DARKENING?!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

That’s fantastic.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Thank you homies for seeing that i would be perfect for Real Housewives.

adore the show – everyone said it would not work and that nobody wanted to watch “middle aged women”. I find i get a lot of talking points with my daughters from watching it – we discuss money, alcohol, relationships. I like watching the ones in business as well.

I am team brandi and i cannot wait for that hot tramp eddie to cheat on that laxative addict.

Also used to enjoy hate-watching Alex – whiny libra – on RHNYC

andromeda
andromeda

And btw, Cibrian is incredible looking, but seems like such a flake?
Super flojo. Ugh.
My hub is GemAqua, Gem, Gem, Gem with Mars in Pisces & nothing like this, so I won’t take astro alone as an excuse!

Mel
Mel

Sorry guys, just bombing this. Usually I read everyone’s posts but I just had to barge in and say I LOVE LISA! I eat at her fab restaurant and have a friend who looks like a younger version of her (sidetrack- I went to Villa Blanca with said friend and Lisa’s hubby almost put his neck out to double take gawk at her) When I read she was a Virgo I thought whoa, she has to be close to the 17th ‘cos I seem to have a thing for Virgos born within the window of the 14-17 of Sept and… Read more »

andromeda
andromeda

Cool thanks! 🙂 Always wanted to be someone’s ‘homie’.

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

Onya Sonya!!! Born in your fav window and lovin it!!! It is nice to hear good things about Virgos cause we can be hard on ourselves and are FULLY aware of our faults…..but when we are in top form we are heaps of fun!! Plus I have a twin who is such a great person I cant understand how anyone could possibly not love her!

aquarpio
aquarpio

I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about but for some reason I found this post both hilarious and incredibly insightful and, in theory, I do feel bad for Brandi (being the only water sign).

DoubleMutable
DoubleMutable

I LOVE this show and I always tell people it’s because it’s so completely different from anything remotely resembling my reality that it’s fascinating. Yes, they’re all horrible but I mostly end up feeling sorry for all of them. Yes, even the seemingly perfect ones like Yolanda…she also has frozen face syndrome and I don’t envy the pressure of trying to be that friggin’ perfect all the time.

Sunrise
Sunrise

Weird!

I just watched the show for the first time last night on a whim when I was browsing channels.

Coincidence!

I couldn’t get through more than 20minutes, they all looked like monsters in masks.

gemlibleo
gemlibleo

Yes! I’m so happy you posted something about this MM! Lol I figured out a while ago they were all virgos and wanted to talk so badly about it to someone! I was really close to a virgo for about 10 years and I feel as if I can spot virgo traits when I see them. They never really say sorry, are critical of themselves and others and generally see themselves as a little higher than others because they have such high standards (and I dont think there is anything wrong with high standards!). As a gem I have a… Read more »

libaqua
libaqua

First time poster and new to this site…so just a learner. I have a love hate thing with Virgo’s too. There are a few in my immediate family and some things drive me crazy (and viceversa I’m sure), the judgeyness, the perfection, the black and white and no in between (I am Libran so it’s all grey to me). But then since getting into this and checking out my chart I realise I have 3 planets in virgo (Venus, Uranus and Pluto) and my 7yr old son is virgo also, so instead of fighting it (or in his case trying… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I think its funny how our children push us to be more accepting. My daughter is an Aries and she has made me embrace the fire-sign of life a bit more.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

I am surrounded by a clutch of Virgos at work and i have to keep reminding myself of how nice lots of Virgos i know are. I’ve been on Project Virgo this year. i’ve made it my mission to play nice, be generous while being genuine (not piscean glib nice, right?) I do have genuine affection for most of them but i also find certain behaviour seriously AAAnnoying. Quite narcissistic, surprisingly, and very much into a closed little network of ‘useful’ people, tons of gossip, plenty of self effacement that does not come off as sincere when it’s mitigated by… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

OMG, do we work at the same place?! That whole bit about useful people, narcissism, gossip and insincerity, eeuuuw. Talk about lo Virgos, right? The one good thing I suppose is that these ones are predictable and you can hear the nagging a mile away. Make that two miles, if you’re a water sign hahaha.. my Lilith is in Leo which I know can totes be annoying to some Virgos too, it’s that sudden turn and the spotlight is mine sort of thing. Glad to hear you’ve got some good ones to balance the less appealing ones out. I have… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

oh i AM glad to hear you confirm it, especially as a Virgo-friendlier Sun sign than Pisces. They mustn’t like my Leo MC much either. Now with my Lilith in Virgo i won’t pretend i haven’t got my oversensitivities. But the LoVirgos behave as though i’m walking their corner (do pardon the whore metaphors – SO satisfying). It’s also lucky i’ve got some cool (occasionally fringe and strange) Scorpio ladies onside. There aren’t sides as such, of course, it’s a grown up workplace with ‘nothing going on’, right?

fallen angel
fallen angel

That whole corner-snatching-fear thing is SO apt, it’s like you’re scrying my office. I don’t get it. If you truly own your power then it has integrity, you don’t need to denigrate other people from having theirs..but this is wot I see the lo Virgos chez work do. Massively co-dependent too, and ironically, always clutching a self-help book.

I just smile but I am thinking, you can’t just read it honey, ya gots to LIVE it.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I don’t care for Virgos at all. I appreciate how UnVirgoian other signs can be.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Hopefully you know this, 12HV but just to make it clear, i think there are such complex shades of how a Sun Sign expresses its form. My own blood, my sister closest in age is SUCH a Virgo it’s not funny. Oh ok it is funny, because the rest of just mention her name if we want to convey something. But you can do that with any one of our family, and we generally do! 🙂 There is so much about pure free happy Virgo that just rocks. Aaaaaaaand let’s not start on lo traits of my own sign…bitcherel? Lo… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Thanks, love. I’m glad I said something useful at the right time for you.

I am not pure happy free. I like carefree people, happy people, which is why I think Virgo’s are impossible to live with. I don’t think I can live with anyone who isn’t my child or my pet.

My answer to everything is work harder and I know it isn’t the answer to everything but I just Virgo out.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Do you think being useful and striving, as well as nurturing IS what the Virgo likes to be free to do? I cannot imagine my Virgo sis idle. She’s such an independent soul yet an absolutely devoted mother. She’s beautiful with animals. She’s incredible with mathematical stuff and practical physics and she likes projects, at work or at home. She’s driven which makes her seem bound, but the more i look at it astrologically i wonder whether this is not actually her in her FREEDOM of CHOICE, expressing her energies. She fought very hard for her freedom, even as a… Read more »

andromeda
andromeda

Also not a Housewives fan (yet).
Did become quite addicted to ‘Tough Love’ with all the psychological tests they put contestants through.

andromeda
andromeda

Shahs of Sunset interesting in a way too.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Isn’t that girl with the anger issues hilarious? It’s like one minute she’s looking cute, the next you see her eyes roll back then she’s throwing chairs haha.. it’s a spectacle.

I do think the Libra guy there (Mike) is adorable, and he is so far from my type. But stinking cute.

andromeda
andromeda

Yes, I kind of don’t get out much, so I am really fascinated! Love ‘stinking cute’, gotta use that in conversation.

And the tough love guy, I kinda of love his pushiness – he is Aries – totally fits, no?! Emotionally intelligent pushiness makes my Moon in Scorp smoulder, can’t help it.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Mike, is the one without the mustache.. He’s a Libra, I think he even went to her house as a friend and gave her foam shapes to beat up vs doing it to people..

He is also apparently, er..gifted, cough.

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

Haven’t watched any of these and not very into reality TV, but goddamn I love me some Mob Wives. Team Drita!

fallen angel
fallen angel

Oh Gawd, it’s finally happened, we’re talking about the RHBH (oh yes, there’s the acronym). I actually enjoy watching this lot, it’s a guilty, trashy pleasure and the whole Virgo thing is true. However, I’d probably say Lisa Vanderpump is my fave but I thought the Daily Mail reported her being an Aquarius?? Or maybe she has loads of air as she’s the one person there who has any sense. She gets misunderstood quite a bit for being a Brit I think, it’s actually appalling when they take her sense of humor the wrong way. I’d say as well as… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

She harvests all her own lemons – 😆

fallen angel
fallen angel

I know right? And that woman (Yolanda) is so practical, she says some uber Cappo things like,”there’s nothing so unattractive as a drunk woman” to you know, a woman who obviously was just drunk the night before haha..

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Funny! My Cap bestie tends to alcoholism. She gets on my case about smoking, and is the only one who dares. If she weren’t so lovably loyal and hilarious…!

fallen angel
fallen angel

Ya, haha.. there’s also this other scene where Yolanda sends the other Capricorn home (Kyle) with a bottle of master cleanse (made from the home farmed lemons of course) and pushily suggests Kim who’s fresh off rehab should be doing it too.. not too subtle.. but practical haha..

Anonymous
Anonymous

Isn’t brandi the one who outed another of the wives as using a surrogate … Something that the child wasn’t aware of yet?
I had the misfortune of watching dance moms for 3 minutes this week. I think my brain shrunk.

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Is the one on the left a Virgo ? Did you not recently post Virgos should never be photographed with their mouths open (Bill Murray on CG – or what ever it’s called) ? This woman obviously missed that post (if say, she is Virgo). My Gemini sister loves this show. I. just. can’t… *shudders* Money can’t buy happiness huh, they look miserable. Pass. PS Mystic, I’ve emailed a few times, Soz to pester, maybe my emails arent coming through on gmail, haven’t had a daily for 4 / 5 days … am with gmail, subscription paid till Jan 2015.… Read more »

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

Had Foxtel for a while but never watched this trash…. the Gypsy wedding show was more my kind of b grade ( better accents) but shocked that these women are Virgos….should have at least SOME taste in jewellery

fallen angel
fallen angel

AND clothes, right?

The odd thing is the Virgos I do know in real life all have poor taste in both. Not sure why given how the sign produces so many designers.

Ms.
Ms.

its the artform thing but virgo is not known for its fashion sense, best dressed has another sign. pattern cutting and arguing stitching details is very virgo.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

so which is the other sign of best dressed? or dangerous question?

fallen angel
fallen angel

Hmm, I would think Libra or Gemini.. as a Kataka Virgo Rising I totally cop the shite dress reputation i.e. our lot are meant to either be swathed in ye olde lace, or some kind of nostalgic dressing.. not moi. Soz but I need change!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Yeah well i wouldn’t be caught dead in tie dye – seriously if i were murdered and dressed in tie dye my ghost would step in and there’d be hell to pay. Do you think some people die and look back as they’re on their way and go, “Oh no, you didn’t die in THAT, did you?”

Oh dear, yes, by astrotype you bear a heavy dress code. But it’s so not you!

fallen angel
fallen angel

Oh honey, I have a whole list of No-Go Zones when it comes to dressing. Once I went shopping with an ex-Toro boss, this was in the 90’s mind. So off we go to a Macy’s where she hastened to the pantsuits section for “a power suit in red but with pads”, after stocking up in maquillage at the MAC counter, the amounts of which more resembled spackle. Then she dragged me to the accessories counter where she asked the attendant for statement gold clip on earrings that had to be “huge enough to show up against the suit”. She… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

Btw, I love Olivia Palermo’s dress sense…and she’s a PISCES! She always does this really nonchalant balance of structured pieces with some whimsy, and it never comes across like she’s just a clothes horse, even if in fact there’s a bit of that.

fallen angel
fallen angel

That totes makes sense Ms., it perplexed me for a while as the ones I know really do come up with some cringe-worthy outfits that are not even meant to be retro-ironic (heavily bejeweled jeans, too much burgundy, pantsuits even their own original decades would reject). And all that is sprayed with heavy scent. Odd as most of them are generally good looking.

I turn into a Libra when I see that, it’s not even funny.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

“too much burgundy” scream! 😆 i know someone like that!!!

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

re who is the most stylish star sign…..well it is Virgo……also love Scorpio style, I think they have a great whimsy in a strong and sexy way, very original.

I read a fab article once re Uranus as the true indication of an eras’ style.

The 30’s ruled by Virgo….the decade of sleek sophistication and style, thanks Madame Vionnet. The silk bias sheath as the movie star uniform. And yes the rise of fascist regimes ( sure knew how use stolen inconography…)

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

That finger wagging looks very Virgo.

Maybe it’s a case study in Low Virgo.

andromeda
andromeda

Ha! 🙂

GemCrab
GemCrab

I do feel somewhat bad for Brandi, it does seem at times as if no one understands her. Oddly enough, if I had to pick the Scorpio, I would’ve thought Kyle. Can’t believe she’s a Cap. I forget who Yolanda is.

Would love to know the astro on the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I never watch tv. But I am a Virgo with Leo moon and I had my first Botox today. The woman said I looked older than 38. She was nice about it. Said I had strong facial muscles and must be very expressive. I’m tired of being read by people. I asked her to leave it so I could raise my eyebrows. How weird is that? I’m probably better off without moving them. Train my face. Appear to be zen always. This injection-filler-shit is revolutionary. I wanted to try it but doubt I can afford to maintain it.

andromeda
andromeda

Do you like how it looks? Fancy saying you look older! I suppose she is meant to judge these things, but when money is involved it muddies the water a little.

Being that you are so exquisitely sensitive, how does that area feel when you meditate?
When I do a healing I experience the area above the middle between the brows, so it is not so close to that area of skin really, but now I am wondering I ever got it, would it feel ok! Hope you like the effect. 😉

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I don’t know how I feel about the results yet. I am still puffy and swollen although no one seems to notice but me. I got a package deal that included fillers around nose and eyes. And, I am going back to have some laser – IPL – done. I just wanted to try something new. Like skydiving. I did that once too. Pluto transiting my 4th – I’ve been investing so much in keeping my house up. Pluto is natally in my first – I wanted to invest in something new for myself. So far, that feels good. But…results,… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Hope you feel gorgeous xx

Ceres
Ceres

I wasn’t a fan until I recently started watching Vanderpump Rules – it’s all about housewife Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant Sur and her ‘hot’ staff. Really it’s about Lisa conducting her own social experiment of throwing these young folk together and watching the drama with a Pinot Grigio in hand. Like you MM I pass my reality show viewing of as social science (even tried to claim foxtel on my tax – cos hey, I am a social scientist). Now I realise I am a Virgo watching a fellow Virgo play human chess. I get that, but I don’t get why… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

Oh you know why – she’s Lilith!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Which makes Leann Eve? Brilliant.

Ceres
Ceres

Which makes Leann Eve? Brilliant.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Ya, I think it’s safe to say Brandi’s not the type who’s going to subject herself to just missionary hahaha

PerfectPisces
PerfectPisces

taylor is a gemini but uh..brandi is whatever..i think she can handle it. i just think it’s odd that she was very good friends w/ adrienne(virgo) and decided to be disloyal to adrienne after becoming friends with Lisa(virgo). i love this show!! i absolutely love camille (virgo) but she left :(..

scalycat
scalycat

Lisa might be a Virgo, but she must have a lot going on in Libra – all that pink and her general sense of fairness and balance.

PerfectPisces
PerfectPisces

crazy i was just thinking that ..i love lisa but it doesn’t seem like shes a virgo

Steph
Steph

Agreed. First time I saw her I thought “there’s NO WAY this woman isn’t a Libra and/or has a load of Libra planets.” Or maybe a loaded 7th house? I’ve noticed the more planets in the 7th there are, the more conventionally feminine people tend to be.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Ditto. I thought she was an Aquarius.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Soz, posted too fast.. mainly as Aqua women really do get better with age, very wise yet hip you know?

DoubleMutable
DoubleMutable

She’s not, she’s a Libra. And Taylor is a Gemini. So there’s 2 air signs there to lighten up all that intense Virgo/Scorpio drama. Lisa in particular is a blast of fresh air – so funny! Taylor is a hot mess….:/

scalycat
scalycat

I knew she had to have Libra somewhere, and she is one. Thanks DM

fallen angel
fallen angel

Oh thank God she’s a Libra..it’s true, she does lighten things up. Makes sense with the marriage.

And YES, you have Taylor down. I love the parade of eye rolls when she turns EVERY conversation/topic into something about her haha

Pi
Pi

Ugh. Seriously? I want their self-maintenance budget but that’s about it. Surely among those Virgos there’d have to be a good sense of humour among them – that mercury. Is it because these are the only signs that could tolerate being hollywood wives or whatever? All the Piscean wives (the first wives no doubt) hived off to the Dalmatia coast / Greek Islands / Barbados after they realised it was hell. The Aries women wouldn’t touch the scene with a high-diving pole. Taurus just want their own way, not to be someone’s show-pony (or maybe that was Aries). Cancer might… Read more »

Pi
Pi

high diving pole? jaysus Pi. you mean high JUMP pole

sweetpea
sweetpea

I can last about 15 mins with those housewife shows. And about 5 with The Shas (Iranian) of Sunset…. The pettiness and bickering….soz…no time Did like tho one spin off of the Housewives of Atlanta…”Don’t be late for the Wedding”…forget the gals name but her football hubby and little baby boy…so cute. And I liked it when the gal got stressed one day and wanted a cig even tho she had quit. Seemed like she always had a glass of red wine in her hand. And she cusses a blue streak lol Some of those shows remind me of The… Read more »

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

I’ve never seen this but I feel like I know so much through everyone else that watches it! I read somewhere recently LeAnne Rimes saying she is worried Eddie will cheat on her… and rightly so.

I’ve heard they’re doing an Australian version.

I think they should do a Mystic Medusa version…obviously the MM herself as it’s your show, Leo Socialite a MUST, Taurean Alchemist A MUST and what about Lady crab? Now how fabulous would this version be?

Am I RIGHT?!

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

I never got into Sex and the City but I’ve always thought of it (and now Girls) as like a representation of the four elements of the zodiac: Miranda/Marnie = earth, Carrie/Hannah = air, Samantha/Jessa = fire, Charlotte/Shoshanna = water.

I would totally watch an astro-themed reality show! Where everyone is aware of the other’s signs and incorporates astro shittalking into the drama. lol

Anonymous
Anonymous

scorpion plus earth worms = birds of a feather. (Or perhaps Phoenix + Mercurials at least). With that astro they sound like a bunch of social scientists! 🙂

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