The Real Housewives Zodiac signs? There is a higher than the statistical amount of Virgos. Does this explain their willingness to dispute microaggressions? Alright, i admit it. I started out thinking The Real Housewives Of Beverley Hills was some sort of a cultural apocalypse.
Real Housewives Zodiac Signs Are Predominantly Virgo And Then Capricorn
Then i started out watching it ironically. Now i am hooked and think it is a valuable sociological documentary, albeit possibly tracking the late capitalism more than the economists are.
But i have also just figured out precisely why they’re at each others throats the whole time and going absolutely ape over minutiae whilst getting Botox or downing bird bath size goblets of pinot grigio, flicking their hair extensions and tottering about on competitively ever-higher heels every episode.
They are nearly all Virgos! The rest are Capricorn + one Scorpio. I mean, seriously.
What Else But Virgo Explains The Multi-Tasking Of Going Ape Over Minutiae While Getting Botox And Downing Bird Bath Size Goblets Of Pinot Grigio
So: Camille, Lisa, Adrienne & Kim = Virgo. Kyle & Yolanda = Capricorn. Brandi = Scorpio. The latter is Brandi Glanville, ex-wife of the attractive but slippery Gemini-Mars in Pisces dude Eddie Cibrian. He is presently married to (Virgo) musician Leann Rimes, who is conducting a gronky Twitter war with Brandi. Given his penchant for cheating on even his mistresses, the whole saga is about to get even more sleazy and you can count on this lot to Virgo out about it all.
If you’re watching this, who feels sorry for Brandi as the one Water Sign in the room? And I looked (briefly) at the Real Housewives zodiac signs of the other places and same deal. There are more Virgos than you would think possible.