A.k.a. Pimp Your Planet.
I am busy making sure the new Scheduler will be up for Feb – it is going to include Love Zombie Alerts! So do the Daily Horoscopes, obviously, but with the Scheduler you will be able to check out dates up to a year ahead. No more than that though. This is not the Mayan Calendar and i don’t have slave-scribes.
Anyway, the Outer Planets – they’re always somewhere, doing something and basically hanging out in ONE bit of your chart for absolutely aeons. And, you know, how busy we can get, sometimes one hasn’t got time wade through vast erudite texts or Jung out on some transit.
So…Straight Up so as to make it friendly for speed-readers:
* Neptune – where-ever you have early Pisces in your chart is where you will be soon blessed beyond measure IF you can make/keep/get your consciousness ultra pure & high. Go Love Zombie or on a Neptunian substances bender and this sector of your chart/life dissolves.
* Pluto – where-ever 5 to 13 degrees of Capricorn is in your chart you take responsibility, own it, confront your own personal demons/merde and change completely. Don’t even bother just half showing up for this.
* Uranus – where-ever 3 to 14 degrees of Aries is in your chart is where you can weird out in a brazen blur of genius, self-reinvention and eccentric audacity. Don’t even bother trying to fake normal here.
Image: Cher – Dark Lady
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