Mars-Venus Bats Alert

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Holy Aphrodite, it’s been a while since we’ve had a good old style Mars-Venus bit of weirding…you know, right?  And even when we have had it, the civilized & mature mate/date paradigm was in the way helping us set healthy boundaries.

So get this: On Feb 1/2, Mars zips into Pisces & Venus into Aquarius. This has huge potential for batty, surreal couplings, bizarre love triangles and strange but hopefully productive loving. Mars & Venus rule romancing, especially the more sexual end of it. Aquarius & Pisces are ravingly unconventional.  It’s hard to call. We could all be just too individuated to get it on. Oh and Mercury will be retrograde for much of this.

It’s also part of a build up toward the early April Mars-Venus conjunction in Aries: many a bold new beginning will be made then AND it’s when Jupiter resolves lingering love/lust merde from 2012. 

So I’m, like, channeling psychically here, some of you may want to change the bedsheets or even invest in a little bit of a wax & polish, yes?

For info on the various Mars-Venus in bed combos, check the Sleazometer (bonus pulp smut illos lol) & this post re Mars-Venus synastry.

Who’s ready? Who’s sitting out this round and just gonna focus on Zap Zone evolutionary Awesome?  Who’s sensing that they’re about to get surprised by a little bit of something surreal, enticing & hyper-real?

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krissy
krissy

It is kind of true what they say about us librarians.

Despite popular perceptions, I have yet to catch anyone doing it in the stacks. I’m starting to think it’s an urban legend.

Although I’m a librarian, I have yet to have sex in the library, but I’ve carnally enjoyed a couple beautiful male librarians and professors in the duration of my career…

**…wickedly smiles behind her cateye glasses**

Aquabomb
Aquabomb

Oh lord. I have mars in Pisces & Venus in aqua as it is. I dread to think what I’m in store for!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

he heh be sure to let us know

Anonymous
Anonymous

I have Sun in Aqua and Mars in Pisces, natally, so it would seem this current Mars/Venus placement should light up something…? My Mars is exact conjunct my MC, so maybe it will just light up some career stuff….. My Sun is in the 8th house, though, so Venus transiting there could spark something..? Who knows……it’s been years anyway, so I’ve already waited a long time. Saturn is also transiting my 5th right now, so the love/romance part of my life could continue to be the wasteland it’s been for many years now. I am supremely alone. Also, some love… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

Sorry to hear this. I don’t think the psychics lied. They picked up on this man clearly, but the timeline that has been played out isn’t with you. It’s like hearing stations on the radio that intermingle & cut out here and there. Eg I had a psychic tell me that my current hub’s ex is ‘a snake’ that she has two kids & we will end up with custody. What ACTUALLY happened was MY ex’s (who is good friends with my hub) bro’s two kids nearly ended up with us (drugs) & separately, yes, my hub’s ex is in… Read more »

leo-scorp grrrl
leo-scorp grrrl

Oh, goody, goody!!! “…some of you may want to change the bedsheets or even invest in a little bit of a wax & polish, yes” YES!

Thanks for the heads up, Mystic!

Ms. Leo Noir A
Ms. Leo Noir A

Thanks for the heads-up. Fortifying the walls of Fort Leo Noir A right now.

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

it looks like the april conjunction will be really interesting. every single planet will be giving me a major transit. usually there’s one or two on the sidelines. wow. plus pluto is stationary and goes retro later that week. lunar return chart says self-reinvention. phoenix! here’s hoping! venus in aqua i’m warily excited for. it will do… something.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Ha ha! Used to read them and say it was historical fiction.

Pi
Pi

urgh. Actually, I’m busy with non-love things from now until… later. I don’t think I can handle sex and romance right now very well after all! Overload.

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

i bet. you poor thing. xoxox

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

As discussed some time ago on the thread i linked to way above, libraries send me into some hot spin. I’ve only Pluto and Lilith in Virgo, so i suspect it’s my 3rd house Venus, unless it’s the Capricorn thing again.

I adore old leather, the feel of a tight skirt, the smell of antiquarian tomes. My Sagittarius planets almost feel the rule of silence as a kind of bondage. Venus in Aqua gets highly turned on by literature.

Wish i could get Lucky at the London Library!

Anon Woolf
Anon Woolf

I love libraries ~ utlra cool, chic and sexy (Libra Sun, Venus-Mercury-Asc Virgo, Mars Taurus, Moon Cancer).

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

ThIs is the first Virgo fantasy I’ve heard that I can actually agree with totally.

Ms.
Ms.

lol

Anonymous
Anonymous

Yes. tut tut artist. Backstrap shoud be thicker and the shoulder should join the backstrap. Ditto crabby about my lack of Mars-Venus action. The old waiting for a call which is not going to come (Unless hell freezes over). Trying not to think about it and let go and move on.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Yes i did notice it several times, but in Pisces fashion i edited it out of my vision by looking at the knickers, breast and foot more. That book weapon look is disturbing but i wondered if it was just my crazy mind!

Can you imagine wearing a bra with a strap that ends in front where it begins, effectively looping around your shoulder??

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

It’s like a Moebius strip bra!!!! It can’t possibly exist!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

😀 twisted strap nightmare…the moebius strap…you can never untwist it because it will cease to exist… men might like it better than the hook and eye.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Yes a Moebius strap bra is either a clever chastity device or a toy to confound curious Geminis and Aquas.

anoon
anoon

Didn’t catch the strap, but I’m disturbed by the book. I fully expect him to conk her on the head with it. Wth?

Useless prop after the shirts are off.

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

Hahahahaha! Is it every Virgos’ fantasy or what? Love this image……aaahhhh trashy yet literary

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Oh good luck with those! I dumped a Toro Sun: Aqua Moon back in 2010. Stubborn is an understatement.

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

Universe surprise me!!!! I am feeling a delicious anticipation lately and am ready for some Mars/Venus action!!!

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Ha!!
Thanks for the heads-up Mystic–am totes feeling it!!
Got a big weekend planned, so let’s see what happens!!

The pic is HILARIOUS!

GemCrab
GemCrab

Pisces Mars will square my natal moon and my ascendant. Neptune is already squaring them. I feel drained and wine is super yummy. Poor moon.

david5379
david5379

I looked ahead at this, I am SO excited for it, venus mars conjunction is going to happen right exactly on my venus, while there is jupiter going over my moon again, but, its also when chiron is exact on my sun, my comeuppance is at hand Im sure

La Faf
La Faf

How long will this weirding last, ya’ll?

UrainianLib
UrainianLib

My better half (Virgo, naturally!) and I have been going through the sexual doldrums for a while now, I hope this weirding doesn’t pass us by…. But speaking of weirding – what a coincidence! Was checking out a musicians chart today to gets some clues about being a Haute Libra and noticed something familiar – turns out über famous, decades older dude and I have Sexual Napalm! That would weirding indeed!

AquaMeg
AquaMeg

LOL, this is my marriage. I’m Aqua and I married a Pisces. We’re pretty bats, but it’s all normal, right? My Saturn in Scorp in the 6th house has certainly been put to the test, since he broke his leg and I’m caring for him. If I didn’t have a Virgo moon which seems to be okay with at-home nurse care, I think they’d have to cart me off to the funny farm. 🙂

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

sitting out this round. I’m currently going through a love sucks futility crisis.
might as well focus on the self when there is no one worthy.

Charley
Charley

My romantic life is an arid desert of dullness, a veritable wilderness of lovelessness. I prayed for this and now I’m SO bored. This is literally the first time in my life there has been this level of nothing. On the one hand I have all this brain space to concentrate on ‘other stuff’ which is really useful and kind of great but I’m not used to it. I’m fairly sure it’s what I need but something, some little hint of anything would be nice.

Ms.
Ms.

“something manageable” is the mantra of busy people who still need the occasional distraction.

Just the level of honesty sometimes does not equate the outcome. Local hospitality flirty session maybe? xx

Charley
Charley

Good point. I’d settle for an internet intrigue, you know, just something for the mind to wander when it’s in need of distracting from all the serious ‘get a life’ stuffs. It’ll come when it should I suppose! x

Sunrise
Sunrise

No triangles EVER again thank you very much!

I’m past my saturn return. I’ll wait for my Uranus opposition for that one.

Wouldn’t mind a little flirtation at the very least el universo.

Sigh.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I’ve got a Uranus opposition going on…NOTHING is happening romantically for me. I no longer believe in astro indicating romance AT ALL.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Jeez, I don’t know what to say – I thought it was a foregone conclusion – maybe wait for Jupes to go direct in a few days.

I guess with Uranus involved its never what, or when, you expected.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I guess. I haven’t gotten laid since Uranus entered my 7th house (its been years). But, Uranus (5 Aries) isn’t quite opposing my natal Uranus, which is 25 Libra. So, maybe I have another few years to wait? Whatever. I’m not waiting. I’m feeling very over it all right now. Jupiter, Neptune, over all of them. Saturn can stay with me because Saturn delivers.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Fuq yeah. I hope Saturn brings me $$ during this transit. Money at least sticks around.

Tropic of Scorp
Tropic of Scorp

😆 yeah… until you spend it! 🙂

…but I agree.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Meh. These transits pass me by, so I will find something else to do.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Me too. So not worried about polish or sheets right now.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

With Jupiter going direct, there will be plenty of other things to do. All these nice looking stars passing by is sad, but not life-threatening 🙂

quintile
quintile

yeah – I am DEFO sitting it out – so sick of LZ on/off binge I don’t need any excuse to get ‘hopeful’ – am concentrating on my awesome (hello, where are you??)

Ether
Ether

Swooning in an isolation box….of sorts…

dia.astro
dia.astro

something definitely brewing, destination obvious, but I cannot predict when or how! his moon sextile my venus, my moon sextile his mars. need to learn how to check charts for a past life thing! hello!

HEY I am an Aries Sun with Mars and Venus conjunt! How often does that happen??????

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Are people going pass/aggressive right now? I think I missed something. I am experiencing people being extremely sensitive and drama like. WTHeck.. I cannot stand people who ask a question, you respond with suggestions and they throw it back directly at you that says “why did you do that”.. what is wrong with you. Don’t ask the question if you can’t handle the suggestions.. geez.. I cannot deal with small minded people right now. I am in a place where I am just free wheeling it. My gosh.. I am steamed right now. Like I said I am laying low!… Read more »

St. Pisces
St. Pisces

As a Pisces married to an Aqua, I am rather excited about this. 😀

Anonymous
Anonymous

You should be! 😉

andromeda
andromeda

Ha! My Gem is Mars in Pisces so will have a conjunction to his natal Mars – hot! Plus my Lilith in Aqua.
Me too. 😉

Ms.
Ms.

Heh timing. LOVE the pulp smut illustrations. God. I just got back (to earth) from date with the smoking hot Capricorn. Let’s say it was successful, the fact we had some fantastic conversations with actual value checks and proper get-to-know-you style dating. “I want to go slow with you”, cool. Didn’t end up that way but the sentiment was there and we managed half the eve totally behaved. Can’t girl out on the astro sleeze as I am yet to know vital info but nailed it down to aries moon and venus sagg, mars and asc will be determined by… Read more »

dia.astro
dia.astro

my experience with cap males is that they are control freaks but mindblowing sex if you concede where/when/how. cap female friends are all brilliant lifestyle-as-art types and/or have that stable type of job that my Aries Sun Gemini rising self can only wonder about..

Charley
Charley

Agreed. Had some quite literally mind blowing sex with Cap males but also some serious control scenarios, plus the Cap-Sag combo seems to produce some highly Narcissistic tendencies. Not that it would put me off going there again!! Hell no. Cap women are forever trying to sort my life out, my flightiness with regards to career stuff drives them n.u.t.s.

Ms.
Ms.

should I just run? being a scorp, I feel like most of my life has been an exercise in power dynamics and the art of them so control does not bother me, in fact I prefer it to flighty. Cap IS my 7th but I haven’t dated one since my early years so I am out of practice with their value code. He is actually quite shy.. though the sagg is bonding (4 planets, we share venus) and aries moon is not shy of a strong woman but even I have to admit the combo on paper is potential qi… Read more »

Charley
Charley

No! Just approach with caution. I’m with you on the control front, plus a 7th house Saturn so the whole Cap in love isn’t a problem for me. It was very complicated in both instances but I don’t think you can really predict. One of my best male friends is a Cap with moon in Leo, so ridiculously shy with women and has the highest moral code, they do so love what’s ‘right’! and ‘proper’, even the more seemingly unconventional ones.

Double Happiness
Double Happiness

Ummm for me…..never again. Soon to be ex-husband is Cap/Sagg cusp and has all of the above control freakery in spades……never again

Ms.
Ms.

all the fire he’s holding is a bit the opposite of patience and restraint lol but yes, go slow and enjoy the ride.

dia.astro
dia.astro

Cap is also my 7th house, so if you are thinking, “this Cap dude is awesome/smart/successful in all the ways I’m not so being around him will make me more awesome too via osmosis,” RUN. He will end up telling you how to dress, and micro managing your personal space, and by the way, he hates your best friend.

Rache (aqua/tauri)
Rache (aqua/tauri)

I find myself very attracted to Capricorns (good mix of goofy but have their shit together, intelligent, serious where it counts) but yes, they often have some control freaky tendencies and as a stubborn double Taurus there’s too much take on both sides for it to work log term. I find them mysterious, unexpectedly deep…

I also think that especially w caps you have to stand your ground, they will test you!!! And if you stand up for what you believe they respect you more. Or at all. lol

Ms.
Ms.

sounds good actually. I can’t respect anyone if they don’t hold their ground with me. x

fallen angel
fallen angel

Ditto on the asteroid-blowing sex haha.. Control issues? Pffft..you can teach that boy about control Ms, snicker. Oh yeah, our Cap is a slow-goer, glacially-paced type of fellow. Reference my somewhat sweet cum whingy write up on him a few threads ago. They DO value the courtship/flirtation, and actually the WORK it takes to gain you. There are, I think, subtle masochistic tendencies in them (imagine?!) which seems at odds with the whole control thing, but not really. They like things being paced, because they need to know you’re a stayer. I also think they’re intensely practical, so they can… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

ah FA you get me 😉
will do, I love your rants xx

I have NO idea if this dude wants a future or anything, I doubt we have even thought about it tbh but I am keen to be around to get to know him. I only just met him and I want to see what he’s made of before I start thinking such things if at all, and he is like 4/5 years younger than me so it’s not exactly ideal but he’s so hot/nice I had to check it out..

Anonymous
Anonymous

Just a note on the Venus sharing potential you mention to say that I have had/ have a few Venus conjunction connections – friends and a lover – and find it a really beautiful loving synastry.

Ms.
Ms.

It is not a strong conjunction but def there, 5 degrees and about the same for my moon actually too but same sign is still nice and a loose conjunction too.

Ms.
Ms.

thanks though, venus venus sound nice though no? and I get that friend vibe too, just loving not nec sexual.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

Congrats for managing to not go sliding off your chair 😉

About 90% of the males I’ve ever had relationships with with/shagged have been Capricorns. All insanely good in bed, but I’ve never had a control freak issue with any of them (I look to Pluto/Venus, squares oppositions in natal chart for control freakery, occasionally hard aspects with Pluto/Moon – not Sun signs). xx

Ms.
Ms.

ha, yeah well..
I have to agree, I look for hard pluto and mars aspects for fuqery, sun signs don’t really bother me, like if this was a scorpio and I said scop men, it would be all this and that but really I am a giant spider myself so who’s to say what. all about the synastry agreed. at least we are all unanimous about the sex. it’s the only part of me that is carnivorous

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

You had me at smoking hot capricorn… i really would have the worst advice on this 🙂 But i do think a Scorpio lady hulk transformer has definitely got the strength power and control to equal Capricorn. Not knowing him however, it’s the equal thing that is the key. Someone who is YOUR true equal doesn’t play power games or freak the fq out if it doesn’t end his way. Your true equal and you will always have real work to do when it comes to power and strength and trust, and that work is fun and delicious and so… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

I had some tough sun/mars/merc with the aqua so I will look for things now. I reckon I can hold my own too, ladyhulk and all. thanks mille. He’s all fire inside anyway. 4 planets in sadge, venus uranus conjunct, jupiter neptune and moon in aries.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

i’d like to be patient on your behalf but i’m so hoping for you, Ms xxx 🙂

quintile
quintile

same Ms – *hugs and good luck* x

Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Share mixtapes…don’t let him control you…stay somewhat mysterious, and do your own thing.

I got stuck in a bit of a rut with my Cap ex. But then, I was never good at controlling others. So my adive is keep it fresh and fun—they like trying new things, but only once you’ve pushed them into it.

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Yeay!!!!!! Good for you for the successful date!! 🙂 I’ve been pursued by a Cap male last year, and from that experience I learned that he was quietly confident, upfront with the pursuing but not at all arrogant, just doing his thing. Mind, his Mars is also in Cap. With his Scorpio moon he was emotionally strong and honest, (which after my experience with my Cancer bestie aka ex-very2x-nearly-lover whose moon in Cap, it was SUCH a nice change!!) I did feel some control thing, but not in a negative way. I held my ground, lay down the boundary lines… Read more »

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Defo no triangles thank you! (although according to Liz Greene there’s always some sort of triangles, even if the 3rd point isn’t human. For the purposes of this post, NO triangles please, human or otherwise, thank you very much!) I’m kind of torn, part of me is bleh, meh, like, I couldn’t be bothered, as if anything’s gonna happen, you know? Besides, I’m busy with me/self stuff, focusing on job-biz-career and building things back up in general. The other part is like, wheeeeeee, what’s gonna happen!?! I just KNOW the intended your Oma told you about (back in 2006 ffs)… Read more »

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

UPV.. i think I am on the same page as you. I have been on cloud 9 for a couple of months now with my social life brewing big time… just all time fun, meeting new friends and such. But sometimes when I am driving to work (45 minute drive) I am a legend. LOL!! Looking good, feeling good and hoping for some activity. But today I am feeling sad… not sure why. Maybe because of the anticipation of a big event this w/e that I won’t be invited to but on the flip side I was hoping they wouldn’t… Read more »

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

yes.

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

to expound, i am trying very hard to trust the knowing. how can i learn to trust anyone else if i can’t even trust myself? is it ever wrong?? or do we just sabotage it by second guessing and trying to direct it? it’s interesting and difficult and i feel like i’m at newborn stage. the meh side is just meh. cynical and practical. bitchslaps galore. what is the balance?

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Yes and hells to the yes on the balance thing, hdq. I find that I’m called to do my grounding meditation again, as I often do when I feel like my sonar’s muddled, esp. with the upcoming Mercury rx in Pisces, affecting my moon and op sun, square my Neptune. I feel that I need to have all the sonar and multiversal guidance as I’m open to, you know? I try to be not too much in the head, and likewise not too much in the heart, striking a balance has become a thing, though again, I’m mindful for *that*… Read more »

Star inspired
Star inspired

Yes yes!!… I’m totally in two minds… In fact i’m sure that’s one of the prerequisites for being a Libran. I love my home, its really coming together now, having moved in only a few short months ago, & I’m so grateful for & completely loving having my own space….Which is undoubtably adding to the ‘being in two minds’ thing. I’m far more dedicated to me & my practical creative/spiritual projects, ‘do-gooder’ ventures, & the expanding of my general Awesome, particularly re: innovating work/biz/income from chez Lib/Cap. So all’s going very well BUT this feeling of an impending relationship, definitely… Read more »

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Absolute congrats on your new home Star!!! So pleased for you! 😀 Major spiffiness!! My progressed Sun has been in Libra for some time, so I have a taste of your Libran adventures to a degree. And wow huh? Wild what the Multiverse does and we do the best we can…not being sarky or anything. Speaking of two children, years and years ago I had my Tarot read professionally. I came in wondering if I should end it with the guy I was with (and yes, I already kind of knew the answer, but as with these things, and I… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

Hmmm, call me crazy, but I think there may be a little ‘somethin’-somethin’ brewing, with the guy who recently bought the two quaint little cinemas in my area. It caught me by surprise because I’ve been busy writing/reclusing at home for like, well months…. & was kinda forced out into the public eye on Tuesday night to see a movie, by the insistent girlfriend on an impulsive fly-by visit, from out of town. Anyway, Enjoyed the movie & it was a relatively seamless transition, under cover of darkness, fittingly, from my studio at home, to the comfort of the quaint… Read more »

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Love this

Ms.
Ms.

that’s cool

fallen angel
fallen angel

I love an organic meet-cute. Good for you, sounds promising.

Star inspired
Star inspired

Thanks guys!
(Oops my gravitar slipped off)

I’m still a bit gun-shy from the last couple of pseudo relationships (Edgy Saggo/Aries Artist & the ill-fated Spanish Leo Fireman) but its been a long time reclusing between drinks & I get the feeling I shouldn’t squander any more of this Neptune trine Venus transit, lest I send the wrong message out to the Universe.

Time to creek open the clam shell & make my way out, in prep for taking my position on top of it (à la Birth of Venus), rather than crouched comfortably within it.

It’s an ongoing process…

Kels
Kels

How delightful! And think of all the free movies you could have in your future 🙂

Star inspired
Star inspired

😀 Haha!… & to think it hadn’t even crossed my mind Kels.

Mmmm, popcorn…

quintile
quintile

sounds positively cinematic – very ‘meet cute’ – all the best with it 🙂

Fire fish
Fire fish

Enjoy the sparks. Sound like just the thing to reinspire!! X

Fire Fish
Fire Fish

Love this pic! Love the back story too Chysalis! Well I’m enjoying a loverly long distance (as per MM Pisces astro? ) 5 week thing (after a steamy two week fling) with a gorgeous Aries (truly his arms are amazing!) AND his Merc is in pisces – on my asc opp my venus and my merc is opp his Mars… this must mean something… and both my mars and his venus are in Taurus… yes as per the sleazometer this is HOT HOT HOT!! We are being super Haute at the moment and its really yummy skypeing emailing great friendship… Read more »

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

Awwhh you’re in the funnest part! ^__^

It sounds like you’ve struck a perfect balance between being into one another and letting the other know but not getting all swept away (as I am notoriously wont to do in travel romance). Good luck!!!

Ms.
Ms.

🙂

quintile
quintile

yes sounds fab and well deserved – ENJOY 🙂

Fire fish
Fire fish

Thanks gang! Ill let you know if it continues to be somehow hot and haute or if we enter crazy bats territory!! Fun either way it would seem! 😉

Little Fish
Little Fish

I’m a Pisces sun and my Venus/DSC is 29 Cap but for some reason, its the earliest degrees of Aquarius that seem to be my sensitive spot. So Venus fluttering by is sure to put my head in a spin.

It’s my Aqua ex’s birthday that weekend. He has invited along. And much to the disapproval of (some) friends, I was contemplating going… Bats Alert in full effect it seems

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

Ruh roh. Ex tried calling me up today to apologize and invite me to South America with him. No, dude. I’m not a girl-for-hire when it’s convenient. Felt SO good to stand up for myself (for once) and genuinely not care or wonder “what if…” in any capacity. So I feel like I killed off that Mars-Venus weirding possibility, but I have a meeting with my department advisor who was my professor who I had a fling with last semester…next week. I HAVE to have this meeting, my units are all completed but I need to turn in paperwork and… Read more »

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Soooooooo…. Would this be a time to be proactive… Or reactive!?

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

… Because, quite frankly, I want to get active 😉

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

I for some reason what to be reactive. Sudden change of energy with socializing. Maybe I am tired.. I can’t answer your question though. Not even make suggestions. Sorry! xo!!

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

I also want to be reactive. I’ve been doing proactive for long enough. Why can’t they just come to me…. Like this torrential Queensland rain.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Oh my.. this is what I want.. but not the triangle scenario. I doubt it is gonna happen so I a keep on stepping. I have no interest in shagging a stranger. That is not me. Sun in Virgo / Libra rising / Moon in Leo.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Not even in the library?

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

LOL!!!.. Well.. I should never say never… haha! SO need it but I see nada.. 🙂

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

haha
I am not into sex with strangers either (tried it, can’t get into it) but sometimes I think that I could if it happened in a more thrilling or unexpected situation. Like I don’t wanna meet someone in a bar and go home and bang them, but if some guy and I were making eyes at each other in the library and he followed me down a book wall I might start making out with him and go for a zipless fuck situation (okay, not in the library at that point! lol).

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

I have done crazy bats sexual meetups.. but not at this point in my life. If it was with the toro/gem.. I wouldn’t have a problem with it. I trust him. But since I haven’t heard from him or have an longing for him I am just a dud! That’s ok.. I like my spirit right now. I have single guy friends I am hanging with and have thought.. “hmmm.. would he be worth it”.. I can’t do it. The morning after crap.. LOL!! xo!!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Seriously? The torogem again??!! Please cease & desist this sad tale is so old now.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

LOL.. you are so funny. He hasn’t contacted me. Nothing is gonna happen! xo!!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Batty, surreal couplings and bizarre love triangles. Mmm. Hope my breathing and energy levels are back up by then. Haven’t we had the sexy library conversation here before?

Love that she’s still got her specs on, but really love the book in his hand, like he went to reach for his library card and WHOMP love struck him down and ripped his shirt off (without him letting go of the book, right? French cuffs?)

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Yes! I’m wondering about their signs. Here’s my off-the-(French)-cuff interp: She’s a Cap w Virgo rising – glasses still on, matching underwear. It’s the Cap rising on top 🙂 He’s Pisces w rising. It’s his first novel, published years ago to critical acclaim, but he’s never written another one. He was walking home after a gin bender, stumbled into the fiction section, found one of the few remaining copies. She told him off for making too much noise, which he took as a cosmic sign they were fated. She’s happy to shag him to name drop at book club (Leo… Read more »

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

* soz – w Aqua rising?

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

Noo Caps like it on top in the workplace but their fantasy sex life is with the hired help being in charge – aka masochistic in the bedroom – although she might have been ordered to be on top. (this is all thanks to MM on Sleazometer btw).

Ms.
Ms.

true

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

The Pisces – the gin, being told off is a sign, the first and only novel…but best of all, “don’t tell me your name”, as she already has a backstory. COuld i pretend i’m Taurus or something for a moment? That is too much.

Cap Virgo Rising has protected herself from the grubby floor using the Pisces.

Astrolarious, Chrysalis.

quintile
quintile

hehehe :}

quintile
quintile

trying to do HIGH neptune here…. *laughs*

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

I aspire to haute. I am, at best, Middle Neptune this evening 🙂

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Yes Mille, I think she’s also got her elbows in his (waxed? that would make him a Virgo lol) armpits to stop any splinters.
Soz. This is the laugh I badly needed today. Lit theory be fuqued! Pulp is my forte.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Soz. Knees. Yes a Chateau Hooch on the go 🙂

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

lmao that WOULD make him a Virgo.

I am getting earth vibes from this whole image. Probably her matching lingerie (as already noted). Also that she has an almost tender and contemplative look on her face (not 100% absorbed in the moment…either air or earth sign) and that despite having a hot, nearly naked lady on him he’s still got an anxious grip on that book.

leogroover
leogroover

huge guffaw Mhile.You took the edge off my anxiety as Im off to a funeral today. many thanks

leogroover
leogroover

soz I meant Mille

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Best for handling self and others at funeral, lovely. Grief does strange things to some people. No wonder there is drinking afterwards. Having said that may your goodbyes be a sweet release, and your sadness be its own comfort. Hugs x

Saturnalien
Saturnalien

I’m giving the heads up for her being a Capricorn. 😉

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