So subscribers will have noticed the Love Zombie alerts woven into their Horoscopes for the weekend, yes? Some signs are more at risk than others, obviously. And it may even be GOOD for Pisceans. But basically, to avoid the stunning Love Zombie trigger that is Venus in Saggo square Neptune in Pisces, it pays to know your personal demons and proclivities. If, for example, you are likely to have two glasses of Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and then text something “witty” to a known suspect, either stay off the juice or enlist your drinking companion to help stop the L.Z spiral.
But anyway, this post is called Love Zombie Greatest Hits because – partly to stave off any repeat-undead-benders this weekend – you guys are going to share your worst L.Z Excess. I will put mine in the comments – NOT HERE. Go anonymous if you like – thus you can be more free to share, right?
I will say that one of the worst Love Zombies i ever knew was a male – Cancerian. He fell insanely in love with a Capricorn stripper and would not listen to reason. He’d say everyone had a problem with the sex industry or with her ethnicity. Nuh. Nothing doing there. He was moving in media-entertainment-arts circles, nobody gave a crap. It was more that she was flagrantly unfaithful and with the gentleman introduced as her “brother visiting from interstate and staying for a while.”
Plus the raging Space Dust habit and her epic genius at draining the Cancerian Love Zombie of money and resources. He had quite a lot of $$ via residuals being paid from something (i am being deliberately oblique here) and she seemed to have frequent dramas that required more or less instant bail-outs.
Cancerian Love Zombie did not care. The Capricorn Stripper was, he said, his Muse. When she’d rock up off her face and angrily throw stuff at his window she became his “Dark Muse.” The Love Zombie Trance did eventually wear off and he was all like “why didn’t anyone say anything?”
So please – what your Love Zombie Greatest Hits?
Image: Hello Kitty Zombie
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