What were your worst or most lurid Love Zombie highs and lows? In honor of Venus square Neptune, past and present L.Z.s share their stories.
So subscribers will have noticed the Love Zombie alerts woven into their Horoscopes for the weekend, yes? Some signs are more at risk than others. And it may even be GOOD for Pisceans. But, to avoid the stunning Love Zombie trigger that is Venus in Saggo square Neptune in Pisces, it pays to know your demons and proclivities. If, for example, you are likely to have two glasses of Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and then text something “witty” to a known suspect, either stay off the juice or enlist your drinking companion to help stop the L.Z spiral.
But anyway, this post is called Love Zombie Greatest Hits because – partly to stave off any repeat-undead-benders this weekend – you guys are going to share your worst L.Z Excess.
I will say that one of the worst Love Zombies i ever knew was a male – Cancerian. He fell insanely in love with a Capricorn stripper and would not listen to reason. He’d say everyone had a problem with the sex industry or with her ethnicity. Nuh. Nothing was doing there. He was moving in media-entertainment-arts circles; nobody gave a crap. It was more that she was flagrantly unfaithful and with the gentleman introduced as her “brother visiting from interstate and staying for a while.”
Plus the raging Space Dust habit and her epic genius at draining the Cancerian Love Zombie of money and resources.
Cancerian Love Zombie did not care. The Capricorn Stripper was, he said, his Muse. When she’d rock up off her face and angrily throw stuff at his window, she became his “Dark Muse.” The Love Zombie Trance did eventually wear off, and he was all like, “why didn’t anyone say anything?”
So please – what your Love Zombie highs and lows?
Image: Hello Kitty Zombie
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