Love Zombie Greatest Hits

 

So subscribers will have noticed the Love Zombie alerts woven into their Horoscopes for the weekend, yes? Some signs are more at risk than others, obviously. And it may even be GOOD for Pisceans.  But basically, to avoid the stunning Love Zombie trigger that is Venus in Saggo square Neptune in Pisces, it pays to know your personal demons and proclivities. If, for example,  you are likely to have two glasses of Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and then text something “witty” to a known suspect, either stay off the juice or enlist your drinking companion to help stop the L.Z spiral.

But anyway, this post is called Love Zombie Greatest Hits because – partly to stave off any repeat-undead-benders this weekend – you guys are going to share your worst L.Z Excess. I will put mine in the comments – NOT HERE.  Go anonymous if you like – thus you can be more free to share, right?

I will say that one of the worst Love Zombies i ever knew was a male – Cancerian. He fell insanely in love with a Capricorn stripper and would not listen to reason. He’d say everyone had a problem with the sex industry or with her ethnicity. Nuh. Nothing doing there. He was moving in media-entertainment-arts circles, nobody gave a crap. It was more that she was flagrantly unfaithful and with the gentleman introduced as her “brother visiting from interstate and staying for a while.”

Plus the raging Space Dust habit and her epic genius at draining the Cancerian Love Zombie of money and resources. He had quite a lot of $$ via residuals being paid from something (i am being deliberately oblique here) and she seemed to have frequent dramas that required more or less instant bail-outs.

Cancerian Love Zombie did not care. The Capricorn Stripper was, he said, his Muse. When she’d rock up off her face and angrily throw stuff at his window she became his “Dark Muse.”  The Love Zombie Trance did eventually wear off and he was all like “why didn’t anyone say anything?” 

So please – what your Love Zombie Greatest Hits?

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hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

gah! i am having a full-on relapse after months of lz sobriety. month, whatever. post-eclipse. 🙂 i swear venus hit sag and the full body telepathic connection went off. did the oracle. did a horay. want to do a spell but the i ching said no. did the zap oracle, looked at his pictures and FUQ, i’m toast again, just like the last time jupiter and lilith were conjunct. sprouted barley toast this time maybe, not the mooshy pumpkin bread of before, but toast nonetheless.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Venus square Neptune in my natal chart. My whole romantic history is the tale of the Love Zombie, but the worst was the Sag. He was rich and spoiled and threw big parties and I’d always try to be the last girl there because – no matter who that girl was – he was going to have sex with her. When I turned 18 he promoted me to girlfriend status, which I thought was odd since all that really meant was he’d be lying to me instead of someone else. I lived with him for a year before I was… Read more »

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

12th.. I think I am with you. I was thinking about that “little boy” scenario all the way to work. I honestly feel like he needs help with growing up and I feel like I might make a difference. How pathetic am I? It is just so sad to see him looking and feeling worthless. He doesn’t deserve it but neither do I. I keep on waiting. [sigh and shaking my head}.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I say this with compassion – it is very pathetic, Virgo Ellie, that love is associated with a running list of all that is totally wrong with your beloved, and you projecting your own neediness on to him instead of honoring your own needs. You would be wise to recognize your desire to control someone else’s life/self-esteem, etc. All you can control is your self. And that’s obviously not easy and the ongoing work of a lifetime.

Its not love. And you should let it go.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

He’s not a boy. He’s a man living his own imperfect life.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I’ve “loved” drug dealers and sex abuse victims, I married a foreigner, I currently have a crush on a tattoo-artist/fetish performer who lives a thousand miles away. Its easy to love someone who isn’t fully there. Someone who is so clearly flawed as it makes you so clearly less flawed. But I am done pretending the need for healing belongs to everyone but me. I’m as imperfect and as needing and deserving as love as all the love-zombie victims I’ve had over the years. Telling someone what they need from you or giving them a running list of what they… Read more »

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

It IS easy to love someone not fully there, isn’t it?

I relate to this a lot, I’m always after people across the globe, blaming the failure of the relationship on the distance when it’s sooooo much more…

Anonymous
Anonymous

My mum tells me I keep on trying to have a relationship with ‘Peter Pan’ because _I_ don’t want to grow up.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

your tale resonates with me. but yeah natal venus square neptune here as well.

gemyogi
gemyogi

Venus square Neptune (Neptune is in Scorp in 7th house as well)… I’ve been very delusional in love, and seemed to only want unavailable men throughout my 20s and 30s. I call it RO – romantic obsession. Becoming obsessed with someone I don’t even really know. I’ve been giving this up in my 40s and becoming more rational though. Still waiting to find someone who actually likes me back and is available. I always wanted the ones who weren’t interested in me!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I’ve been reflecting on my love zombie lessons. When I reconnected with the Sag, it was Kundalini-raw-mystical-power was released in me. Hardcore mystical shit. I was close to atheist before that experience. Now…fuck all…the magic of spirit is my everything. I realized, I want someone who cares about the mysteries and magic in the Universe. And he didn’t. But I also played the role of the loving victim. I tried to stand back from the experience, as I have in all my other relationships, and fix him. I saw in a flash how it would end – I’d get sick… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I want Uranian Scorp to be a par t of my life. Not in a pleading, grabbing, fixing way. In a loving way. And I want to tell him what I’ve learned and how. I want to tell him that I want him. But I’m not chasing. I’m especially not hunting down what’s wrong with him – which is what I did with the Sag. But, if Uranian Scorp is a part of my soul and the man I fantasize about, then he feels me. Then, I don’t need the words around it. He’s OK. He’s in the same Universe… Read more »

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

or, 5th house lilith chooses fucked up and unavailable men because what she really wants is children, and to have an excuse to fly away from him and raise her demon children on the banks of the red sea ALONE, fuq him’s all, you know? it is very much her mythology, more than any other house placement, perhaps.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Ha. Hmm. Well, I do have my daughter and no husband and I kind of love that. It isn’t what I planned or hoped for but I can’t imagine a guy in the house telling her or I what to do.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

The more I think about it, the more this demon baby narrative resonates. Its not something easy to own about one’s self – you know? – a desire for demon babies. LOL! But there is something to it.

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

see? it’s perfect. and to balance out the freedom of owning and loving single freedomesque parenthood you are given this gigantic, telepathic, soul regenerating love which burns best in abstentia. not the easiest path perhaps but a damn good one.

Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Ha! Must be my Pisces rising, coz I’m not feeling Love Zombie-esque in the slightest.

Greatest hit?

That would be gentleman who met a lady in Russia who suddenly developed a phantom pregnancy that disappeared after the wedding. She promptly left and scalped him after the minimum required legal time. He spent the rest of his life pining for her.

Sunrise
Sunrise

Me too, Pisces Rising, and a clear head – no LZ-ism in sight.

Anonymous
Anonymous

normally i ignore any ‘love zombie’ specific posts, they’re not my cup of chai, but this one I am almost sorry I missed…

StayStrongandStrive
StayStrongandStrive

I wrote a comment on the other post warning love zombies and spoke of how determined I was to move on and how I didn’t feel the slightest tinge to run back to my ex who confessed their love for me after 10 months of silence. I was very hurt by this break up and was surprised at how I felt. Last night, I think it was because I was surrounded by Love Zombies.. like serious love zombies try 2 hour conversations about the ‘Ones that got away’ and these lovers sounded like complete and utter nut cases that sent… Read more »

pearlchampagne
pearlchampagne

Wow. Now this feels like a dream I can’t fully remember. Sad for the amount of suffering and cloudiness that is apparent here.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Can we say prayers for the families in Newtown CT USA where a shooter took over 26 lives today, mostly children. My family is very close to this location and I have been crying all day.

pearlchampagne
pearlchampagne

Yes to this. Thinking of the families and community. No reason and no answers.

aquaphobe
aquaphobe

omg people.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Why are so many peeps obsessed with men that are just not there, not partnering their lives them or sharing in any positve way. It’s like they set up camp in your mind, like a spell. It must be a matter of what ‘could be’ that is fantasied about? Or do we just like playing games with ourselves. The Steven Stills oldie ‘if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one your’e with’ is a gem.Interestingly that song was quoted in a movie set in 2073 (Prometheus), so it has a long life. A frog has arrived… Read more »

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

I have Venus opposing Neptune, Pisces rising. I’m with UPV. Marked the days on my calendar, and if need be, will send myself daily, no strike that, hourly reminders. I did this LZ thing for four effing years, so this time I’m running away. I made a list of my priorities
for this week with the hawk-like observation of my cat’s health coming on top. Nuff said, no mental space to figments of imagination.

PM
PM

Does anyone know of a good LZ antidote? Anything you can think / eat / drink / smell / watch / listen to which reduces LZ tendencies? I share a group of friends, a profession and a small suburb with an ex. I keep thinking that I’m over her but I’m clearly not. Heart races at the sight of her, every moment I spend with her is etched into my memory for future replay, ears are ever alert at the mention of her name. I can talk myself back from zombieness. Literally converse with the lovestruck part of me that… Read more »

Gren
Gren

Exorcise yourself from the environment that you are in? Can you take an extended vacation? Exorcise her lingering spirit from your house via pictures, emails, clothes, gifts, etc. Paint your walls a different color. Join a gym. It’s tough, but getting out of the physical epicenter will probably do you best. Don’t need LZ haunting reminders everywhere you go.

PM
PM

Done, done and done as far as possible. Moving house or city is not really a possibility for now but making new friends certainly is.

And at any rate I think the occasional contact is having a positive effect – kind of like exposure therapy. Each time I see her I realise how tall a pedestal I put her on and that she is not the person I thought she was.

Anon
Anon

Just keep trying. It eventually does pass. Though in my case it didn’t hurt to have an eclipse exactly conjunct my Venus. I didn’t even realize it at the time, but from that moment onward all visceral and obsessive attraction dissolved.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

During my worst phase, I took a picture of the beloved and a rubber mallet. I smacked my hand if I thought loving and romantic thoughts about the person. It took a lot of bruising but eventually I trained myself to dislike the person through association with something unpleasant. It doesn’t have to cause pain. It can be take a slurp of mayonnaise (if you hate mayo) everytime instead…..

davidl
davidl

Sorry but thats crazy talk. Physical harm to stop, mental anguish ? This is exactly what not to do.

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

I don’t think you’ve been a LZ before or maybe you had a minor case. The addiction is much worse than things like cigarettes. You don’t have a brain to reason with anymore.

Anyways, it worked for me, but I’m Mars conjunct Pluto natally.

davidl
davidl

I have an antidote that’s worked for me and others. Basically you replace the feelings for ‘person x’ with ‘your creator’. Don’t get me wrong, its not about religious madness, its about falling in love with the energies that made you, gave you life, the energy that supports you, the energy that asks for nothing in return. Every time ‘that’ song comes on the radio, every time your desire fills you up, transmute it from ‘her’ to this force. There is no greater lover than the creator , no better friend. Try it, it will work, and the best thing… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

oh hello dl your pisces is showing… the creator/ the universe / divine aethyr… has your total devotion

there are always 3 (and if you count the forms of all the manifestations, uncountable)

a real relationship is not a capsule but another way of relating to the divine and the whole world. best partners are those who have used our extra strength as two to help the marginalised and unfortunate. I miss the power we had to do more for those people.

Anonymous
Anonymous

shit sorry – milleunanotte

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

In ancient math, three is the first “real” number, the symbol of multiplicity. Contemplating the infinity is hard, but three is the baseline.

12th house mars
12th house mars

Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting this – truly a relief to read !
Whether you are aware of it or not, your comment shows key leadership qualities — it’s/you’re solution focused, not problem focused, and emotionally mature, and that’s what sets people free and liberates — not hammering a rubber mat or picture of someone or associating them with awful tasting food. This is a very 12th house solution you’re suggesting – to take a problem and make the solution to it about your own divine and spiritual growth and benefit.

Pegasus
Pegasus

How totally Tantric David, i mean genuinely Tantric
not what’s being served to mainstream.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

This is beautiful and brilliant advice!

GemStar
GemStar

Thankyou David

Maybe you could write an ebook expanding on this? For people who don’t think God is a single white dude. I’d like to hear more…

lostinthewoods
lostinthewoods

Hey, I had a brutal horrible romantic situation a few years ago where somehow I got into a weird situation where I was still sleeping with TWO of my exes, both of who I was crazy about and both of who weren’t ever going to come back. For, like 9 months. Eventually in desperation went and saw a kinesiologist and like magic, within 3 weeks had cut off contact with both of them and within 2 months was feeling better than I had in years… If it’s desperate times, it might be worth giving it a go. good luck.

mitra
mitra

Sometimes some practical steps are useful – moving house, job, just so you are not so constantly reminded of what you feel you lost and you take up some goals for yourself that don’t involve this other person.

Ultimately, I have found that acknowledging my love for the person includes loving them despite their choice not to be with me and wanting them to live the best and happiest life they can for themselves.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I say dive deep into your own desires. What is the feeling you get from “her?” Because she’s not really there. You are. And desire is like a rocket you can use to shoot your life off. I don’t think repression or exorcism is an antidote. I think owning the fire and passion within yourself is.

PM
PM

Like.

cosmic fleece
cosmic fleece

Strangely this story has set off my ‘what a load of bullshit” alarm.

GemCrab
GemCrab

Mm-hmm…

Anonymous
Anonymous

dude…. really? You puff up the “good” then kind of casually mention the horrible,wow you went to a lot of concerts and had sex and she was kind of ok sometimes, I think you should have snapped out of it at “she wanted to be in a porno”, you just brush it off and not only that get engaged to her? A lot of what you put feels like you are trying to impress us with how “great” you were in the relationship, and after all that greatness you feel she owes you something, surely after all that, after sticking… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

ya, see, the big things you just see as “phases” or something temporal, its not, seriously considering a porno casually and arguing about it is reflective of a much bigger problem than relationship counseling can fix, really list all the dates you want, but even now you dont see how obviously a dead end that was, some people actually snap out of things and become more aware of reality when faced with sickness or near death experience actually, and some double down, well, when you double down, its possible to lose twice as much, next time put your money on… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

essentially, you put all your eggs in one basket, all your money on one very unlikely to turn out well bet, and wonder why you lost your money, you can make crazy improbable bets if you want, but you cant turn around and whine about it later, life is about risk, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, in this case you made a crazy unlikely bet and lost, really not that surprising

Anonymous
Anonymous

every time I said money, I meant it metaphorically , and anons should not be your therapist, maybe the fact you think so is a problem, go get a real one

Anonymous
Anonymous

and why are you bragging to me? what is this?

Anonymous
Anonymous

duh you have to go all in, but sometimes you have to pull out, the fact you have to try in relationships in general doesnt mean you should be willfully ignorant and be all in that long for a lost cause, be all in with someone who can be all in back

Anonymous
Anonymous

and yes, as you have clearly shown, im sure it is tough being really really dumb

QuiteLight
QuiteLight

Watching an old friend Love Zombie all his friends away right now. He got together with a pretty, nice, smart younger woman (he was late 30’s, she mid-20’s), but who clearly had co-dependent/substance abuse issues. Alarms went off left & right for me because so did he. He cleaned up his chronic stoner/slacker/partier act for her (got steady work, cut back on his partying to functional levels, paid the bills), & they moved in together. We were happy for him, & had high hopes, but you could watch the big clouds of Co-dependent Addiction Issues roll in within weeks. It… Read more »

QuiteLight
QuiteLight

Oh, & honestly? I don’t think he loved her this much when they were together. Is this a factor?

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

You know what is messed up? You just reminded me of this….

If a guy does L.Z. crap like that drive by someone’s house it is considered “romantic” by the general populace but if a woman does it she’s “psycho”. Either way it’s LZ crap.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Hmm…I believe a guy driving by is called a stalker.

david5379
david5379

I have venus square neptune, but a uranian neptune, so hmm… I have the opposite problem, if I just went for it and tried I might be able to get someone, but refuse to budge unless I get some vibes, in fact it approaches emotional amputation at times, I have literally gone under the hood and tore out my attraction for certain girls before, in middle school it was 2 things, first I saw this kid embarrass himself, and the girl he was hitting on said loudly ARE YOU HITTING ON ME and started laughing at him with her friend,… Read more »

Gren
Gren

David, from someone older and (may or may not be any wiser) with similar venus to uranus energy, spend the neurotic neutronic power elsewhere, somewhere that you are able to control. Like yourself or in study. The love dimension is well an arrested development. You can’t intellectualize it, unless you think the movie just end at the credits? And don’t think wanting or needing reciprocation for your attention or affection is delusional. It’s just the way it is.

david5379
david5379

I didnt mean reciprocation of my affections, its I cant actually show affections and I actually get rid of them, I was just trying to show the way I operate, its more of a default setting now dont worry, its not wasting my energy and time, ill figure it out/it will sort itself out eventually, the way I see it is all the college classes get smaller as you major so then I will get to know people for sure, like spanish I got to know them and made a new friend because it was a small class, but for… Read more »

Gren
Gren

Yeah, I think I get what you convey. Didn’t want to sound harsh or probing. Sometimes, I know I just type in riddles and prose. It’s that numeric algo brain of mine. hehe. Anyways, what I do see clearly is a repression of emotion, infatuation towards anyone attractive for fear of rejection or fear of the other’s darker intention. That’s the sure way to get to a delusional stone wall about someone that may actually like you, but too shy to admit it. Breaking the ice is fun, you get to make slush puppies 🙂

david5379
david5379

thats exactly what I meant, it works up until the point there is someone who does like me but is too shy to show it or who would be willing to like me if I showed interest, I just literally dont know how to just, ya know, show interest, unless I really really liked someone then it wouldnt be problem, but if I just liked someone on a normal level I cant really do anything with that

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I theorize that you aren’t afraid or angry about attractive women. You’re afraid and angry about your own sexual power. It is so much failure as success that you’re keen to avoid. Because then…then opens raw vulnerability. And who can think through something like that? Signing off as Saint Virgo, Born-Again Virgin to emphasize I have the same problem myself.

david5379
david5379

being in total control of myself is all I have known, for example(a really gross one sorry) whenever I throw up it always always takes hours and hours and hours, because every fiber of my being opposes it for as long as possible until finally I have no energy left and have to heave, in my mind I want to get it over with, but I cant give in within one cell of my body for any moment in time, im so stuck and focused on control I cant even begin to try something else so fully committed am I… Read more »

david5379
david5379

like, I need to be destroyed in order to be the truer me, but it cant be an inside job, because any attempt on my part towards self destruction(of my modus operandi, nothing suicidal or self harm or wanting bad things to happen, destruction of an outdated form of thinking that is me that is holding me back) is in itself done by the very thing that needs to be destroyed, it gives itself away, it cant be something on the rational logical level, it has to just happen, I can make it happen, but not on the level of… Read more »

Gren
Gren

Truth, love or the perception of love is the great destroyer. And when it’s gone it still binds you to what could have been. Traumatic. Just like a car crash. The realization that is gone. That is fatalistic. But for positives, it’s sobering it shakes down your own false pretenses, and paper soapboxes you have created to insulate yourself. I suspect David, that you are very spiritually adept and think about it this way, to me a great display of power is when you are able to freely give away, a sign of humility.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Love destroyed me. I hear diseases and sudden accidents can do it too. Or – the long road – years of meditation. I vote for love! Brutal as fuck, but that’s the kind of killing that gets the work done.

david5379
david5379

mmm, well, all I can do is hope that turns up then I guess, as long as I am not running away from situations or avoiding things

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

But, you see, you aren’t a you inside a you. You are you. Its so simple, it really does take destruction to make just that be enough.

QuiteLight
QuiteLight

A year of yoga teacher training did it for me. It was like an internal spiritual rampage, something going through my head, kicking open all my Pandora’s boxes of demons & hopes. I needed a couple of years of therapy to sort it all out, but it was absolutely the yoga that did it. Yoga lets me chip away at it all constantly, and supports me while I do it. Best decision I ever made.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Gren is telling you the truth!

Anonymous
Anonymous

David, please don’t worry about being the wiry lean cerebral type. Nothing wrong with it. It IS my type. Not all girls go for the muscular type. Personally I find it repulsive. When the right girl comes along she’ll like you completely, not just because you have a six-pack. That’s just shallow.

Anonymous
Anonymous

And it’s good to discipline yourself not to get carried away. I agree wait for mutual chemistry and keep weeding out one sided attraction.

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

born a love zombie and will always be one. I seriously think anyone who needs/wants/likes having a Muse has in built L.Z. tendencies. wow. i cant beat the LapisLee LZ story but I can say I have benefited in many ways going the way of LZness. It’s probaby because im a native LZ. My first love aka LZ experience saved my life. I fell for a guy who was an athlete but i wasn’t. In order to spend more time with him, i had to take up the sport. In doing so I lost 80 lbs and i improved my… Read more »

Andromeda
Andromeda

What the? Is this for real?!

GemCrab
GemCrab

My thoughts exactly! This is all a bit too much.

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Nah, no LZ here. I actually wrote down the original warning MM posted, in red ink, and propped it up by my new puter, well the dates anyway, and the ideal, but at any rate best avoid. Just being me, and when the Intended my Oma and three psychics told me materializes, we finallly meet when we meet; can’t do anything to hurry it up. I’m holing up with catching up Fringe eps online, and alternately bawling my eyes out missing my little girl spesh, who passed away in October, 5 days shy of her actual bday, since it’s nearing… Read more »

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Yeah, no LZ since I accepted months and months ago that a bestie of mine since yonks ago, even though he shares many of the ‘tells’ of the Intended my Oma and others have told me, it’s not him. (wow was it confusing for a time though…)
Yesterday it became obviously3x clear that he wasn’t it. Thank you Uranus direct in my 5th and Venus-NN combo in my 1st!!! Hallefreakinlujah!!!

Andromeda
Andromeda

Wow! I love this. And the diamond dream.. Just perfection. So sorry for your loss though. You sound like you are maximising your abilities through experience, that’s all any of us can do. Bless. I had Serapis Bey come through recently, interesting frequency he resonates at, very cool.

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Thanks Andy (is that ok? Lemme know if it’s not). It’s heartening to hear your take on it, as when one is in the middle of it all there’s no distance, you know? And I am trying my best, including kicking that low-virgo bitch that used to control me to the kerb. 🙂 She’s my servant now, not the other way around! Another very important lesson learned is that the sky didn’t fall down around me when a) I managed to eventually ask for help, and b) when I accepted it…very humbling……. And c) through the fuq-ass-challenging times I discovered… Read more »

andromeda
andromeda

Andy is fine! It sounds like being a Virgo is hard work some days? My Mars in Virgo makes me kind of antsy I must say. Aura Soma! Wow, let me know if you like it? When I was a child I would get textas, take out the inner tube sticks, soak them in water in a jar and place rows of these intense coloured waters on my window sill. The sun would shine through them and I would just glory in the colours. When I first saw an Aura Soma stall I felt like someone had taken my obsession… Read more »

Oran Mor
Oran Mor

Neptune.

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

I think I am a LZ after reading MM’s description. I never caught on to it before. I just don’t sit around and wait. Yes, I feel like “he’s the one” but I don’t contact him, wait for him or chase him. I just sit and question myself.. “why are you feeling this way”… I justify it as being a phase of learning who I am and hopefully what I won’t do IF I find someone that I can enjoy like I do with the toro/gem. Otherwise, I am alone and enjoying my life. I honestly fell bad for him… Read more »

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

Ok.. I guess I am definitely a LZ. I received an email about a get together that I think he would like. I want to send it to him to see if he wants to meet me. ugh! oh well.. gonna do it and expect rejection. LOL!!

Anonymous
Anonymous

My LZiness tends to manifest in spending hours and sometimes days poring over astrological charts and working out composites, progressed synastry, synastry, midpoint contacts etc etc. No actual contact mind, just wasting WAY too much time on reading teh entrails over a relationship that literally doesn’t exist. Bah.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I do that. But I also like looking at almost anyone’s charts I’d they can give me their full details

anon
anon

damn, me too. also, oracle. tarot. it’s like crack. meanwhile in the REAL WORLD … *tumbleweed rolls by*. and they’ve got maybe a long-term partner and six other love interests. still, i feel like at least my LZ is contained to something less outburst-y in the real world.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Mine too 🙂

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Love Zombie Low: Where to start? Trying to get this guy to go and see a psychic who i had BRIBED to say there was ME in his future. “There is a beautiful blonde woman in your life, you were together in the times of King Arthur.” Sponsoring a marmalute ( i think, it may have been a lizard) in our joint names. Telling a gossip columnist that we were an item when technically speaking, we actually were not. Ringing up and playing him a song to his voicemail. Trying to download an app that lets you zoom in closer… Read more »

numoon
numoon

holy fuqing shizz is this a joke? DELETE

me
me

Ditto my dear, ditto!

sweetpea
sweetpea

Mystic explains above babes….scroll up…x

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

No offense my man, but with her history and age what did you really expect to happen? Of course you can have feelings for someone and attempt to build a relationship, but when their past is that volatile and they are just coming into being an adult, it seems to me that this kind of outcome would be…inevitable? She was homeless and she wanted stability, so she got with you. I’m not saying at all that she did not have feelings for you, but they were likely mixed up in the desire for a better and more stable life in… Read more »

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Holy…..

I want to read the book. I have low attention often when it comes to blog comments – shorter wins. But I was hooked

sweetpea
sweetpea

haha, wow, some story…Not funny I know. No, she doesn’t deserve you…Hope you health is good and peace and quiet is worth it’s weight in gold, no?

Andromeda
Andromeda

Hi, I am sorry for your pain. However do you really feel it is kosher to put video up on the Internet of someone without their permission? Especially with all these names that that are possibly true names? And with this detailed submission re Tina’s mental health? I daresay you are hurt and angry but I would consider this a serious betrayal of someone you claimed to care about! Best wishes for peace, healing & love going forward.

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

+1, really confused by this.

sweetpea
sweetpea

Yeah, Myst, I changed my mind on this once I saw the video posted but did miss the whole debacle before it got axed…

sweetpea
sweetpea

Oh, I was referring to my original post…never mind…

Anonymous
Anonymous

What happened to the eight siblings?

Anonymous
Anonymous

I hope everybody in your story is going to be okay, including you.

There is so much suffering and I hope love and peace will help everyone’s hearts so they can stand on their own feet and help others, too.

Peace to you, sir.

Anonymous
Anonymous

You know that you cant write it into a novel without people consenting, right?

me
me

Im getting more outraged by the minute! Please MM delete, delete, delete. These are people, peoples lives being broadcast here 🙁

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

I’ve been 5150’d (involuntary psych hold) at a strip club after losing my shit on a phone call with an abusive ex. [Got led away to a police car with just a trench over my Agent Provocateur lingerie set; LOW POINT] I’ve impulsively gone on trips halfway across the world to meet with objects of rapid cycling infatution/frustration/infatuation. Most of the people I have been with are legitimate sociopaths and narcissists (“recovering” codependant and parents are narcissist and histronic personality, so these people are “normal” to me) — but so psychopathic that they are brilliant at covering it up at… Read more »

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

i can see it was stressful and sorry but i love the theatricality of being this beautiful woman in fabulous lingerie being angry in a strip club – where usually u have to be all nice you know, the men go there to get AWAY from ladies anger and being led away, quite glam, like a Steven Klein shoot? It would have made the cops night i imagine.

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

Yeah, at the time…not funny at all. But in retrospect people love the story and I find it hilarious! & yes, it was totally a Stephen Klein shoot, I was even wearing my Grace Jones pilot hat. The cab driver who drove me back from the psych ward to the strip club definitely got a kick out of it, turns out he had been in the club just a couple weeks before and saw me. Actually now that I think about it the scene was very Chicago, angry semi-naked girl being pulled away against her will kicking and screaming… “IF… Read more »

Bluesky
Bluesky

Rache–I think you are going to be alright. I think you will do just fine.

hiddendragonqueen
hiddendragonqueen

bravo!! i applaud you, madam.

Anonymous
Anonymous

My ex is a toxic narcissist. By the end I couldn’t eat or work. We lived and worked together for almost 4 ears. It started out smashingly, then the verbal abuse started, then the physical stuff. Turns out he was a massive hard drug addict with a record and a secret life filled with women I’d never heard of. My father is a narc as well, as was his own father. I actually consider my ex to be a god-send because it forced me to deal with the abuse I experienced as a child.

fishgirl
fishgirl

I really, REALLY don’t know where to begin.
I will try to think of a new moniker and post my greatest hit from that, as i have friends and family who read this blog and they would be concerned for my welfare if they really knew. Honestly.
Maybe us water signs are more susceptible to delusion!!!

flicketty
flicketty

If it helps you, go for it. It helps us when stories are shared xx

lisa!
lisa!

oh man, i’m a cap and my ex is cancer…i had a bad bad bad thing for years..he was fond of breaking stuff, space dust and couldn’t keep it in his pants….and i kind of tolerated it as long as we were together…he continued to contact me for months after we were through…i was a bit zombified. i quite like the zombie alerts for this reason. never ever ever will i even entertain that sort of thing. live and learn.

Anonymous
Anonymous

i reckon it not just love zombie its anything u do that makes u zombie like eg- sugar zombie weed zombie as for love zombie when u have done all the hits to death and u an aging zombie then u have just learnt from really hard experience NEVER CHASE ANYONE what is yours will come to you The mark of a profound person is one that considers the consequences before they act with this current astro all that cap and scorp its time to empower the hero inside of us being a zombie of any kind is robbing you… Read more »

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

Amen!

hometime
hometime

I once lived for almost 4 years, in my teens, with a flatmate that I was in mad, unrequited love with. He was a libran, and so sociophobic he would turn his chair around to have a conversation with me with his back turned. After four years of this he once asked me to sleep in his bed, but I wasnt allowed to touch him. That was around when I moved out. At the culmination of all this he had a wierd freak out and it turned out that for 4 years he had a delusion that he was actually… Read more »

leo-scorp grrrl
leo-scorp grrrl

Bwah Ha Ha Ha! Get well soon card!!!! Good one!

lostinthewoods
lostinthewoods

get well soon <3

GemStar
GemStar

OH Mystic I love it!

Did he really say “Why didn’t you say anything?” Classic

PerfectPisces
PerfectPisces

I lost my mind. but i didn’t break. aries men is my kryptonite; he did all the damaging. so now i’m here with nothing building from nothing. wish me luck!

GemStar
GemStar
GemStar
GemStar

PerfectPisces, you are perfect.

I am celebrating losing your mind with you with the above great 80s song.

(“To cut a long story short, I lost my mind”. Coulda happened to anyone =) ) xx

GemStar
GemStar

Oh and good luck with rebuilding, it’ll be fine.

xx

Anonymous
Anonymous

My sister, who has an 11 year old and a 9 year old from a serially unfaithful Gem/Cancerian. She is 45. He is a 45 year old salesman, and on a 100,000 pounds a year salary, plus benefits. He refuses to pay her anything for the boys, apart from 80 pounds a month, which he said is more than the standard she would get from Child Benefit agency (it’s not). Sometimes he pays it, sometimes he doesn’t. She shouted at him once in the school carpark, because he brought along the 21 year old secretary that he’d been having an… Read more »

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Word.

So feeling this right now. Well, actually only the last part (early 20s/30s girl here…. Meaning mid 20s, haha).

As for Prince Charming… Pretty sure he was meant to save the Damsel from the evil spell…… Not BE the evil spell.

Liz
Liz

Sorry but once I saw this:
“prime directive of a female heterosexual?”
your post lost readability.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I loved that part! So true unfortunately.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I thought so too. Women are a varied bunch, as are men. Some PEOPLE like working, some don’t. Some people have notions they seek to fulfil in human form while others meet people. We’re not all fqing dinosaurs in the hetero world. Not all such straight cut slices to label ‘hetero’ either.

Anonymous
Anonymous

oh really, that line won it for me….

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

And yet there is the flip side of the fairytale. …. … . I was always told the same thing by my mother and father…get a degree…get a good job…be self sufficient. No man is going to save you. You don’t need anyone. So i did all those things. and guess what my reward was? No one to share my life with. Alone. in my 40’s. eggs drying up and no children. I have friends, but my friends are drying up as well. Many have gotten married and have kids and have consequently dumped me as a friend because I… Read more »

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

It’s give and take. I know a lot of women with the balance right. I’m still working on getting the balance right. 2013 resolution… just need someone to practice with 😉

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

totally. It’s about balance!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Well said. I see so many women putting their life on hold waiting for a man to come along. Don’t wait. Do everything you want to do in life. Get out there and be your own hero.

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

😆 I was just thinking about which songs were Love Zombie songs! And Is Taylor Swift the anti-love zombie?

I was also thinking that Rhonda from the AAMI commercial was a Love Zombie.

Love Zombie hits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0habxsuXW4g

GemStar
GemStar

Heaps of songs are Love Zombie songs. Its a bit unfair if you love the melody but don’t want to sing pathetic loser lyrics.

Some of these are old but they still play them in supermarkets. one that pops to mind is a Taylor Dane song :

” Love will bring you back to my arms. Where you belong I’m sure! Sure as stars are shining , one day you will find me again… One of these days our love will bring you back”

Taylor, NO! Just step away from the microphone…

Anonymous
Anonymous

Aw,that’s a bit harsh…which of us doesn’t occasionally get moved by a soppy lyric…the triumph of hope over experience. 🙂

lyouke
lyouke

i dont know many TS songs, except that Never ever one thats on at the moment. I figure if they’re even talking about ex’s – that’s gotta be some level of zombie. defs not living in present.

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

😆

Anonymous
Anonymous

Loooool! I LOVE Rhonda, she is a full on love zombie

Anonymous
Anonymous

Sooooo funny, Rhonda is so cute and such an LZ!

Anonymous
Anonymous

I guess I’m currently in one. It’s actually a friend I’ve known for about 5 years now. Have had a thing for this friend since day one, but always seems to be in another relationship. Like, if there ever is a chance, someone else always pops in before me and snatches this love away from me. Thing is, he doesn’t know. And I’m not good at confessions. Especially not since the girl he’s with now is getting serious, I guess. I’m done waiting though. Time to move on. Am I still a Love Zombie though? Guess we’ll see how the… Read more »

lostinthewoods
lostinthewoods

Give it that one, clear, sweet shot and then you’ll know one way or the other. Good luck, and if it doesn’t work out, at least you’ve been tough and cool. x

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

what a weekend for LZ stuff! nooooooo. There are too many parties I have to attend. 🙁 I’m going to buy a ring to wear on my ring finger so I can look taken so I don’t have to put up with idiots.

Anonymous
Anonymous

You reckon a ring on your finger is going to stop them? Lol.

sweetpea
sweetpea

Ha, no….Many years ago, guy told me the ring on my finger didn’t matter to him.

My ex sister in law was hit on by a guy who said that my brother should have bought her a bigger ring cuz it didn’t stop him from tryin…The decent guys will probably be put off by the ring tho EEL…

Don’t wear the ring…just weed thru ’em…lol

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

the ring just stops public displays from the stupidest. It won’t stop idiots from secretly trying out of the public eye.

Anonymous
Anonymous

If you want to pick up then wear a ring !

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

depends on what you are planning to pick up. As far as i checked Garbage pickup day is on Tuesday. 🙂