At the risk of stating the obvious-to-sane-people, I am typing this in bed, the most ill i have been in years and i would just like to say that soldiering on when you have the flu – on the dubious grounds that your illness will think it is clearly biz as normal and go away – DOES NOT WORK.
It’s called Vertigo Flu, it’s disgusting and it is NOT the manifestation of Saturn on my Midheaven that i was looking for. I wanted to be breezing around in shoes a la the above, getting shit done and doing power-meetings. Or something. But no, it’s barracks confinements, an ridiculous array of herbal AND pharma that i am snorting, gargling, spraying & swallowing AND the hideous Saturn-style realization that i actually do have no back-up for if i am sick. Who wants me to do a really cynical and embittered ‘fuq you Saturn’ rant when i am better?
So okay and with epic timing, i have a whole lot of emails that my intern can’t answer AND none of the gift baskets i sent people have apparently been delivered. When i phone up the establishment, there is an infuriatingly naff voicemail with “ho-ho-ho” and the sound of sleigh bells/crap Xmas Muzak + the info that they’ve all fuqed off to basically another galaxy until the middle of January.
So i left demonic sounding raspy croaked threats type message and now i am taking my 2013 Resolutions to a whole new psycho level.
And i am doing Daily Horoscopes – they may be a little bit late due to Saturn Flu but they are coming. Okay, so thoughts?
Also, this is not a pity play lol BUT i am not going to blog at all over Xmas & New Year but the Horoscopes continue as usual, the new year ahead scheduler is hopefully going to be ready (so you can click on a date far ahead to see if it’s good or not) AND i am going to post cool updates about the rabid Plutonic family baggage-annhilating Full Moon on the 28th and other things on the Weekly Horoscopes page. And i am making a password protected secret post so subscribers can chat amongst themselves, share thoughts re the Horoscopes etc over the hols.
So it is basically a brilliant time to subscribe.
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