Mystic advises a Gemini Sun Change Agent who seems to have Transformation Fatigue post-Pluto transit. “Am I just so last Pluto Transit?”
Divine Ms. MM,
I’m not sure I can take this much longer…
I’ve been evolving and have taken bold steps in career, shared $ and love. I’ve increased my income by more than 600%, and I’m thrilled with my everyday life. In the last 12 weeks, I’ve transformed my health and fitness realms. I lost more than 10% of my body weight and 6 inches off my waist. First, I gave up coffee and then alcohol. I have been drinking banana, blueberry, chia, avocado, pepita, maca, cacao smoothies for breakfast for forever it seems.
Of course, I feel good. I feel great. I’m productive. I’m more in love with my husband of 15 years than ever before, BUT FUQ AM I BORED!!! I don’t see the fun in all this (okay so the sex is good!). I feel like I have Transformation Fatigue. Now that the high of changing all this stuff has evaporated, where is the thrill? Am I just so last Pluto transit…?
My Gemini Sun, Sag rising arse is feeling kind of depleted trying to process all of this…
Thanks for your guidance. I’d be a basket case without it.
x Crazy bats twisted sister
Congratulations! Usually, these great health and earning jags after umpteen years of one relationship are the prequel to a split-up. But here you are fit, rich and back in love again.
I would love to know what everyone else thinks, but my thoughts are (a) I don’t believe in boredom – honestly, I don’t think it exists, as such. Please, at least lay claim to existential ennui or a chakra imbalance. (b) Nebulous yearnings when things are pretty much brilliant (love, money, health, sex) seem Neptunian. Perhaps you have Neptune starting to act on your Sun or Rising signs already? Plus now that you’re more confident getting your gear off, you’d maybe like to do a little test drive on someone new?
You’re maybe like how Madame Bovary would be if they had Pilates & Adult Friend Finder in her day? Or is that you’d like to start the day with 3x short blacks & a couple of croissants while reading a trash-mag? That might do it.
Also, on the subject of coffee – is anyone making bulletproof coffee? It’s like the meme of the moment – you don’t eat from 8 pm to 2 pm to replicate caveperson lifestyles BUT – unlike them – you mix a shitload of grass-fed butter into the coffee. That is all you have in the A.M, and this does incredible things to your metabolism, mood, and probably the large hadron particle collider. Body hacking is very Uranian.
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