I’m not sure I can take this much longer…
I’ve been evolving… The last 18 months. I’ve taken bold steps especially in career, shared $ and love. I’ve increased my income by more than 600% ($20K to $145K) and I’m really happy with my everyday life… In the last 12 weeks I’ve transformed my health and fitness realms. Lost more than 10% of my body weight… 6 inches off my waist. Gave up coffee. Stopped drinking alcohol Sun-Thurs. Have been drinking banana, blueberry, chia, avocado, pepita, maca, cacao smoothies for breakfast for forever it seems… Of course I feel good… I feel great. I’m productive. I’m more in love with my husband of 15 years than ever before BUT FUQ AM I BORED!!! I don’t see the fun in all this (okay so the sex is good!). You’re telling me about low/high Jupiter this coming week. I know I should do high Jupiter – but low Jupiter seems SO much more fun and exciting!! Am I just so last Pluto transit…?
My Gemini sun, Sag rising arse is feeling kinda depleted trying to process all of this…
Oh to be human in 2012.
Thanks for your guidance. I’d be a basket case without it.
x Crazy bats twisted sister
Human in 2012? Babe you’re apparently super-humanly. I mean, seriously? Usually these big health-earning jags after umpteen years of one relationship are prequel to a split-up, cougar-extravaganza but here you are fit, rich and back in love again. You’re a testament to what can be the beauty of Jupiter in your Sun Sign – a year long transit that everyone benefits from one every 12 years.
I would love to know what everyone else thinks but my thoughts are (a) I don’t believe in boredom – truly, i don’t think it exists, as such. Please, at least lay claim to existential ennui or a chakra imbalance. (b) Nebulous yearnings when things are pretty much brilliant (love, money, health, sex) seem totally Neptune and i would be willing to be that you’ve got Neptune starting to act on your Sun or Rising…something…or even a hint of Pluto-Venus. Plus now that you’re more confident getting your gear off, you’d maybe like to do a little test drive on someone new? You’re maybe like how Madame Bovary would be if they had Pilates & Adult Friend Finder in her day? Or is that just you’d like to start off the day with 3x short blacks & a couple of croissants whilst reading a trash-mag? That might do it.
Also, on the subject of coffee – is anyone doing bulletproof coffee? It’s like the meme of the moment – you don’t eat from 8pm to to 2pm so as to replicate cavepersonly lifestyles BUT – unlike them – you mix a shitload of grassfed butter into the coffee that is all you have in the A.M and this apparently does incredible things to your metabolism, mood and probably the large hadron particle collider. Body hacking is very Uranian.