Fittingly, for someone with his ruler Jupiter opposing his Saggo Ascendant, Brad Pitt is branching out into furniture design. First there was that awful Chanel ad and now this potential shin-fuqer of a coffee table. I get the double helix dancing to the music of the universe vibe ( is that what it is saying?) and all but seriously, can you not imagine getting your foot caught up in the thing, whilst trying to pour a glass of Blue Devil and crap on about Cormac McCarthy?
He has also designed a bed that i think is VERY much reflecting his Moon in Capricorn. It looks more like an office where you can do half-Lotus whilst you spreadsheet or stretch out your shins after a nasty coffee table injury than a place of sex/relaxation. Or am i being too Virgo about this? Is Brad Pitt our next Tesla? I can’t believe Sagittarians even think about furniture this much. i took a Saggo furniture shopping once and she had a massive panic attack in the haberdashery section. Thoughts please?
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