Brad Pitt’s Jupiter Transit Furniture

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Brad Pitt furnitureFittingly, for someone with his ruler Jupiter opposing his Saggo Ascendant, Brad Pitt is branching out into furniture design. First there was that awful Chanel ad and now this potential shin-fuqer of a coffee table.Β  I get the double helix dancing to the music of the universe vibe ( is that what it is saying?) and all but seriously, can you not imagine getting your foot caught up in the thing, whilst trying to pour a glass of Blue Devil and crap on about Cormac McCarthy?

He has also designed a bed that i think is VERY much reflecting his Moon in Capricorn. It looks more like an office where you can do half-Lotus whilst you spreadsheet or stretch out your shins after a nasty coffee table injury than a place of sex/relaxation. Or am i being too Virgo about this? Is Brad Pitt our next Tesla? I can’t believe Sagittarians even think about furniture this much. i took a Saggo furniture shopping once and she had a massive panic attack in the haberdashery section. Thoughts please?

 

 

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Maripier
Maripier

I did not read all the comments, but the only thing that comes to my mind: he has north node in Cancer, I do not know what degree..but transiting Pluto must be close to his South node in the second house?

Double Trouble Scorp
Double Trouble Scorp

I find the bed somewhat uninspired. A bit like a copy from a 50s or 60s original, slightly modified.

kerri
kerri

Shin fuqer for sure! I’ll pass.

parafractal
parafractal

Virgo says, “No”.
The bed looks like an airport lounge.
The Table looks like a contraceptive coil.
Neither can end well.

Min
Min

Ha ha! Yes, I was thinking two pubes, frozen in time for the table.

davidl
davidl

You’ve got to keep in mind where this guys coming from.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

David – said from having a retarded view on gun ownership – Brad has not permission to proliferate the viral style known as FUGLY

PS Le Ram went to Killing me softly at Randwick Ritz alone – first Pitt movie I have passed on – post seeing – he endorsed my decision no to see it.

Dear Brad – there are laws against proliferating FUGLY-ness – please let me help you,
love xox RLP xox

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

The coffee table does look like it could easily kill someone.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

lol πŸ™‚

Noir
Noir

Double duty. A good spot for a glass of wine… and a fine weapon.

Practical! I like it… but fucking hate the gold… And I prefer frosted-looking, light-bluish/green glass.

The coffeetable design isn’t bad though.

The bed sucks.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Horrific.

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

πŸ˜†

Sara
Sara

Agreed! No taste.

Liz
Liz

Even if it were gold plated, the table looks cheap on every level. Never mind the kids – this Aries Sun would knock that fqr over repeatedly.

The bed – I’d likely lose my front teeth tripping over that unnecessary bench/table/whatever at the foot of the bed in the middle of the night.

Who is his projected customer?

andromeda
andromeda

Eek! They don’t look very Feng Shui.

Pegasus
Pegasus

They don’t look very anything…………….a Sagg would be better designing light weight luggage that could transform into a bed if needs be.

andromeda
andromeda

Ha! Agree. Saggi’s should naturally have a yen for designing circus tents, yurts, tree houses, underwater living and collapsible camping chairs. Anything less is beneath them.

Jenna
Jenna

If the coffee table were chrome, or just any other color but gold I think it would be really cool.

Angela McKenna
Angela McKenna

Both the coffee table and the bed are better than the advert. But he could still put his shoes under my bed any day.

leogroover
leogroover

mmm think Thelma and Louise

yeshlekhaesh
yeshlekhaesh

hmm as a saggi who actually doesnt think about furniture much, i kinda like them…maybe thats the venus in cap talking..

Vuldaen
Vuldaen

They’re a bit girly for a straight male designer, I reckon.

Flossy
Flossy

LOL Mystic, your post had me giggling like a nutter(that I am;)). Simply love your turn of phrase in general!
Also thanks for the insight, in case I ever find myself furniture shopping with my Saggy sister. πŸ˜›

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

GIANT NOTE TO SELF:

Jupiter is opposing your Ascendent et al. Merc is Retro in it.

Ignore all BIG ideas. Enjoy them but put them aside for later perusal without actioning.

Do not design furniture.

Saggemilib
Saggemilib

I am opposite – my mercury is retro in my jupiter (and sun and neptune) which are both opposite my ascendant, But I proimise not to design furniture either.

Issy
Issy

Agree with you on both fronts. maybe it is my crab sun, but I have a thing against all glass topped tables – I find them be noisy to use and unattractive…add a brash golden spiral and it screams of futurism gone wrong.

As for the bed -it looks like he is trying to mix elements of mid century with his coffee table.. Glass again… Don’t think it works. Lines and shape of bed head, side tables, and glass shin splitter don’t balance.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Stupid question: How does Jupiter opposite Sagg ascendant = crap furniture designer?

Libra9
Libra9

As a furniture designer Brad Pitt makes a good actor. Too many cocktails and you’d press on that coffee table to make it spring back into a flatpack. The bed looks like something that has nothing to do with sleeping or other fun. Maybe a couple of accountants could lie there and “do the books”.

Noir
Noir

Brad,

Coffee table: change the fucking colors and materials if you want to make it look remotely appealing. Or at least photograph it as a weapon, bloody action-movie style.

Bed: Just the headboard and mattress (with a platform about the same dimensions) will do. Get rid of the fucking attached circles and that dreaded platform.

Thanks,
Noir

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth

Saggi with Cap moon doesn’t find either appealing. Prefer silver or stainless to gold anything be that furniture, jewelery or shoes πŸ™‚ The lines are too severe on the bed and it’s got a very 70’s feel but in a non retro way with those side tables and colour/texture scheme. It’s sort of like a bunch of different pieces of furniture put together. The table on the end .. I feel like something should descend from the ceiling turning it into a sun bed or some sort of weird-ass’d treatment table. Yeah… no thanks So how does a Saggi romp… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

A Saggi romps OVER that, accidentally kicks it apart then decides to use it as kindling once setting up camp in ye olde forest under the stars… πŸ™‚

Tropic of Scorp
Tropic of Scorp

I’m a Cap Asc, Saggi moon and I can’t stand gold anything either!! and I’m ALWAYS banging into things!!! and bruise easily too. Grrr

Brad’s furniture is HIDEOUS!!!

I use to sleep on a futon until I reached my 30’s, when I started dating a Virgo who had trouble sleeping in it because of his bad back.

I hate beds with bits at the bottom. I want to be able to climb into bed from all angles without injury!

Michelle
Michelle

Furniture quite hideous, hillarious comments, the side tables beside the bed resemble the pull out coffee rests on planes and trains, they do travel alot I guess, enough said.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Meaning they’ll be gone most of the time and therefore will neither have to look at these or be tripped by it? πŸ™‚

Seabird
Seabird

Maybe the highlight of their lives is being in the plane. Maybe Brad likes it so much up in the air he surreptitiously added the hostess table-touch to the bed, and a kind of jet propelled rudder to the bottom of the bed. Maybe he’s hoping the bed will fly. Away. From all those children. And a spouse who probably doesn’t eat but partakes her nutrients through a drip? I’d be happy on a plane too!

Seabird
Seabird

Geeze that’s a fugly bed. It’s got that horrible crack-your-shins projection happening at the end. I moved into a house which had one of these beds in it a couple of years ago – ’twas the first thing to go, just a stupid design. And the rest of the bed looks like Virgin [email protected] Mascot. Well done, Brad, they’re horrible.

I kinda woulda thought he’d do something that involved steer horns and chrome. Silly me.

Miss Leo
Miss Leo

Potential Shin-Fuqer of a Coffee Table indeed. If this table were featured in a “what sign would own this post” it definitely would not be in possession of a Sagittarius; I couldn’t even tell it was a table at first. A Fire sign should not even think about owning something like that; we’re all too energetic in a will-o-the-wispy all over the place, and even the most graceful Leo, or eagle-eyed Aries would trip over this. Not to mention Saggo which would prob knock this over with by turning the indoors into a roller rink at 2 AM. Also, WHAT… Read more »

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

OH GOD – am on deadline for MAJOR publication writing about furntireu & design & stuff & BAMMN fall on the floor laughing that the most genius astrologer on the planet flags the HOTTEST man on the planet – is designing the second worst celebrity collaboration this year?!! the frist? Lennie Kravitz (with Philippe Starck) for Kartell – SOOO bad but worth reviewing if for an audience with his hotness. Much Hotter IRL than expected – MUCH!! http://www.selectism.com/2012/04/20/lenny-kravitz-and-philippe-starck-for-kartell-furry-chairs/ PS hi @Angel @david @Barista @LeoGrover – have been reading but so busy with empire building – been here in spirit!! FYI… Read more »

Seabird
Seabird

Fur on a chair. Mmmmmmmmmm, call the drycleaner. Fur draped over a chair I totally get – you know, a bit of a bearskin throw or somesuch. But upholstered in fur? Think of the dustmites. The toddler vomit. The….best not to think of that.
Think of the cleaning bill.

And python is just wrong. How anybody could possibly think wearing snake is a good look is beyond me. It looks so good on the snake, anything else is just pathetic by comparison (not to mention cruel).

Veronica
Veronica

I HAAAATE real python, & agree their skins look so much better on the animal…

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

RLP! 😯

So great to see your HAWT avi around here! xo

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

BABES been so buys – read the dailies / the scopes & the scheduler & sadly scant time for Le Blog – but am her in spirit

trust all rocking along in your world??

xox

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

** busy even …. (hunts for spectacles) …

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

I hear you rlp! I’ve haven’t had much time to comment lately but always checking my scopes! How HOT is the oracle?!?! Man, it is seriously good! 😯

fallen angel
fallen angel

Heya Rockstar, you wheeling and dealing as usual eh? Keep those balls up in the air or warm in your hands whichever works πŸ™‚

I thought I’d seen everything til that chair, what is that?? Looks like the product of some pretty weird interspecies fuqery during a bad night of off-the-off street drugs. Hmm, maybe I just answered my own question.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

Angel – all projects gained traction at same time

peddling hard & game-changing
always time for adventure as you know
& some rock relief (****sighs deeply at thought of RADIOHEAD next week!!)

all good – shouldnt even be on here now week

re that chair – is result of collision of 2 massive egos

Lenny in flesh is HOT!!

google Lenny Kravitz Kartell / Images – hilarious!!

shit am late for a talky thingy – beter get the truck revving!!

xox ;0 xox

leogroover
leogroover

Radiohead wt? just checked sold out in brisvegas . tell all next week RLP pleeese

fallen angel
fallen angel

No doubt Lenny hot, but mayhaps he should stick to Froebel Gifts, and you know, spawning equally amazing progeny. That man did things for jeans that hadn’t been done in a loooong time..

Give the Crazy Uncles a hug for me, I earned the distinction of stripping to Creep once er..non-professionally, sort of.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

In that Lenny audience (check the google images) after I took that shot I asked him about his jacket – every chick behind me had their hand on mon derriere in anticipation

RLP – OMG that jacket is amazing – Rick Owens right?
LK yep / RLP the back is incredible can we see? (it was incredible)
on cue – LK executes slow twirl
obviously none looking at back of jacket …..

yes – incredible things for jeans!!

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

PPSS unfortunate encounter with Thom in London recently at a magazine thing … shattered the myth – too much ‘stuff” – irrational rant & out of control …. #wishitneverhappened #mythshattered #nothappyjan xox

leogroover
leogroover

Hi ya back RLP. missed your arcebric and knowledgable sleb comments.

fallen angel
fallen angel

The table is the furniture version of Princess Beatrice’s fascinator. Like someone must have said – after a few good swigs of hooch, let’s make that hat into a table. Check.

The bed should be called The Executor. Perfect for last confessions, signing wills and last testaments, and generally not giving a sod about comfort as what’s the point, it won’t be long now. And all that brown?

Maybe it has Transformer features and origamis into a coffin once you’re done?

Anonymous
Anonymous

LOL! That’s genius, I know I feel dead just looking at the gawdawful thing.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Yes! Me too! My Venus is Aqua feels suffocated just looking at it. Like its real purpose is to extract every last molecule of sexual interest from the room. A kind of Dyson for desire, or something.

Savannah
Savannah

Lol!!!

Chic Geek Libran
Chic Geek Libran

Hahaha indeedy, perhaps Brad was watching coverage of the fascinator while doing a handstand or a yago position – as saggi’s may do – and thought ‘bigger, bolder, put a surface on it and its a coffee table’. πŸ™‚

fallen angel
fallen angel

Brad (and let me just speak as if I knew the man personally) has always had a hard on for design, he’s a huge fan of Frank Lloyd Wright who did the Guggenheim in NY, and otherwise other hobbity type structures. FLW was into “organic” architecture or at least building in harmony with a natural environment.

Perhaps the pieces speak more about chez Brad and environs, I mean if you’re ever in LA you’ll know what I mean by the So Cal cum Jetson type buildings around here. It could explain the furniture.. as can space dust.

Chic Geek Libran
Chic Geek Libran

Ahhh yes, the Jetsons. ..Century City is intriguing architecture! Haven’t been there for a decade, however, plan to be there or NYC permanently by Aug 2013 …

Fire fish
Fire fish

I’m so busy laughing till I cry at the rest of this thread I thought you typed ‘orgasmed ‘ into a coffin !! ( still laughing tears literally running down my face!) that’s one last will and testament for sure!! Lol.

Liz
Liz

Well – found an article. Apparently it will, at least initially, be a limited edition and each piece will be ridiculously priced.

http://www.architecturaldigest.com/celebrity-homes/2012/brad-pitt-frank-pollaro-furniture-collection-slideshow#slide=1

leogroover
leogroover

“i took a Saggo furniture shopping once and she had a massive panic attack in the haberdashery section. ‘ I laughed hard at this MM. These shops make me nervous and want to go to the toilet quick. I feel so inadequte when I go there I cant sew, co-ordinate, knit, glue, paint , scrapbook nuffin . AND I DONT MIND..

I’m good at fairy bread tho

Anonymous
Anonymous

You sound perfectly normal to me, the whole idea of scrapbooking brings me out in hives. Just put me in an apron and curlers and wind the clock back 100 years *shudder*, the whole thing just screams fundy oppression, don’t know why, but basically, if I ever turn to the glue and pabric swatches, fuqing shoot me, it’s some kind of viral apocalypse.

Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

Quilting and scrap-booking give me hives too.

Any other form of craft is fine. Except maybe paper tolle. And that naff phase where people put papier mache on little ducks and pigs.

Savannah
Savannah

Lol fairy bread!

There’s a craft shop slash ‘cottage’ ware here in town….all that tapestry & twee items make me gasp for breath. It’s truly awful! You know geese shaped items and farking frills everywhere lol.

Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

YES!!! GEESE SHAPED ITEMS!!! = instant hives.

Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

EGAD, what a hideous load of (probably expensive) cack! It looks like he’s combined the worst of the 30s with the worst of space age conceptual crap. The gold is heinous, and the bed looks designed to facilitate injury (and not in a good way). What is with those weird sticky-outy table things at the end of the bed??? What would you put there?

Unless they’re cunningly made out of recycled timber/garbage and fund orphanages in Cambodia, I wouldn’t touch them with a bargepole.

Good for a laugh though. That’s about it.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Gold is tacky, it just is and my cancer moon is appalled by that bed, where has all the cosy gone?

Savannah
Savannah

Kataka moon here too & couldn’t agree more & I’m thinking 80’s Copperart furniture πŸ™‚

Issy
Issy

Yes Copperart, spot on. Was horrible at the time, and even worse now!

Savannah
Savannah

Yes agree its the kind of stuff to inflict maximum injuries when you roll home pissed and/or exhausted. I just see drips of blood everywhere especailly if there were white shag rugs around. I pmsl the one & only time I saw that Chanel ad, cringe!

Gren
Gren

You wouldn’t even find that on the set of an Ocean’s 20 movie. Maybe they’ll use it as fire fodder for his new zombie opus world war z.

Hermeslove
Hermeslove

The bed is a sacred place to retreat into ones sanctuary . The is an office bed !

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

What does this say about his marriage or view of sex, love and romance? Bizarre.

Ainslie
Ainslie

I bags brad on the bed &/or the coffee table..

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

‘Shin-fuqer of a coffee table’ – genius again, Mystic! I never thought I’d see a bed more passionless than my own but, thank you Brad Pitt, we have a winner. My Cap soon-to-be-ex husband would love this bed; he could spend all his time precision-folding the hospital corners and making sure they pointed due north or whatever, and wiping smudges off all the shiny surfaces, while simultaneously pass-agg sighing and eyebrow-raising and blaming the terrifying lack of order on Piscean me. And it’s fifty shades of 70s kitchen splashback brown, which is right up his alley. The Cap lover with… Read more »

Chic Geek Libran
Chic Geek Libran

yeah, I’m not feeling it either sister/brother!
I have scorp 4th house IC, pisces 7th-8th cusp, and mars in kataka [all watery signs for where it counts the most I think] and I have additional interests to shiny surfaces and the aesthetics of this particular piece of furniture.

Chic Geek Libran
Chic Geek Libran

a well designed bed doesn’t require much at all — less wood surfaces attached to bed and more under the feet ( floorboards); an ethically obtained animal fur (or faux fur) throw on a bed is simple (taurus moon with scorp IC, mars kataka).

Saggemilib
Saggemilib

My ethically obtained fur is still alive. She decorates the bed well, with her ginger fur, even respositioning herself from time to time to refresh the look!

Chic Geek Libran
Chic Geek Libran

She sounds like perfection πŸ™‚

Anonymous
Anonymous

I call my ex sun Cap moon in crazy town my “soon to be ex-husband” too

Pi
Pi

Nup. I like my bed to be a bed and nothing else. No appendages (apart from… you know, the type that ..oh whatever), no fixed things that get in the way of me putting the bed wherever I want, NO sharp corners. Just me and a damn fine mattress. And no frills or florals gawd. Hyperventilating in haberdashery section: yes, if it’s Lincraft. Worse: Spotlight. These places make me nauseous even though I have to go into it as there SEEMS TO BE NOWHERE ELSE IN MY CITY THAT SELLS THE THINGS I NEED WTF . I like the coffee… Read more »

Seabird
Seabird

What do you need?

Note: this is not a personal question!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Pi – whilst not my personal style – I get the coffee table – decorators globally will be wetting their pants

sadly decoration – is not necessarily – ‘design’

refer comment below:

Dear Brad, please let me help you, xox love RLP xox

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

^^^ c’est moi ^^^^

grrr gravatar, please behave!!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Those “appendages” make the thing look like it should be built into some vehicle, like a trailer or airplane or something. Gives me motion sickness just looking at the mess.

Pi
Pi

yeah. I don’t want no table or headboard telling me where I can and can’t get out of bed!! this ain’t no caravan! this ain’t no Country Comfort either! my room…MY RULES πŸ˜€

Fire fish
Fire fish

Sorry I’m too busy falling around laughing over shin fuqery to reply! !!!! Oh I haven’t laughed this hard in ages !!! ????

Anonymous
Anonymous

Me too!! Excellent antidote to this night of election nerves. I’m laughing so hard, I’m tearing up.

Sag rising is prone to excess, and seems this time what’s excessive is severity (Cap Moon). Pluto is hitting this guy hard, methinks.

Sleeping in that bed would be like sitting in the town stocks. And, hello? The fingerprints all over those surfaces?? You would need military training to get your coverlet that sharp. Or perhaps there’s not mattress under it, just plywood with quit batting stapled on.

Inger
Inger

I too….. ROFLMAO at shin-fuqery..!!

Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

shin-fuqery!! BRILLIANT.

Losingmyreligion
Losingmyreligion

I remember reading that jennifer Anniston disliked his furniture style because of its coldness and lack of comfort.

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

I read somewhere she has excellent taste and designed her own house – feat in Architectural Digest mag.

I think Mystic mentioned it? 😯

Anonymous
Anonymous

yes REM LMR / she did

& yes Barista

how HOT does she look on the cover?

how to not get mad (just after the Angelina Brad W mag shoot where they played happy houses prior to owning more children than a primary school)

COVER of ARCH DIGEST – go jen!!
tastefully – in that piece – not a mention of Brad

http://au.eonline.com/news/165370/jennifer-aniston-s-bathroom-not-for-brad-boys

vs

http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/archive/brad_pitt_angelina_jolie#slide=1

nuff said!!

Anonymous
Anonymous

at least Jen was a COVER story in AD – how hot is she???

http://au.eonline.com/news/165370/jennifer-aniston-s-bathroom-not-for-brad-boys

bless – no mention of Brad – just oozing style & good grace!!

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

^^^^^ gravatar keeps falling off radar ^^^^^

#frustrating

Chic Geek Libran
Chic Geek Libran

I see her as not so much oozing with style, as dripping with it!
Great photograph; her leaning and draped over the armchair – hot soft melting wax graciously dripping from a candle… or some such poetic image comes to mind for an Aqua Sun w Libran Rising who’s loved and lost and walked away with her head held high and dignity πŸ™‚

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

….speaking of good grace & style – Jen’s AD cover feature romped all over that ‘WTF WERE THEY THINKING’ feature Brad show for W

from memory this was prior to Brangelina owning more children than a primary school — non?

Hollywood must have RENTA-KID for such purposes

it’s quite ironic – Jen must have gagged on her own sick

http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/archive/brad_pitt_angelina_jolie#slide=1

sweet sanity
sweet sanity

Ha! And she’s Aqua so that’s saying something!!

Buckle (Aries, Pisces Asc, Gem moon)
Buckle (Aries, Pisces Asc, Gem moon)

As the former owner of a bed that injured all who walked by it — once my sister and her husband and kids came over and everybody who went past my EVIL BED to get to my en-suite hit their shin, and my poor brother-in-law actually ended up with a bleeding knee — I can say that that glass table thing at the end of Brad Pitt’s bed is asking for trouble. There is no way you would automatically avoid the BLACK GLASS STICKY-OUTTY THING when you were getting up to grab a glass of water in the middle of… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

AND BLACK!!!! buckle black WTF? Does Brad have night time vision that us mortals don’t have

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

This was clearly designed in the dark. Wtf is that ‘colour scheme’? Horseshit on burnt toast?

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

If i woke up in the middle of the night it would be from the stress of a personal taste crisis I would WANT to knock myself out for such a complete lapse of aesthetics. I would HURL myself at the black glass head first and beg to be neurologically reset.

Chic Geek Libran
Chic Geek Libran

My Saggi Rising man has exquisite taste in furniture… he brings home timeless style pieces which I always thought was attributed to his Virgo Sun-Merc-Venus sensibilities, till now πŸ™‚ Though, he’s not interested in designing or building furniture, most likely because he travels a lot for work and doesn’t have time.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

My Cap Moon has mixed feelings about the bed – liked the neat lines but the color scheme is off, completely off. And the extension? Who will dust off the thing?

The coffee table, I say, is what he likely aspires. I can’t imagine that furniture in his house with many kids.

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Omg Quad, I agree! I can’t look at anything now without saying… ‘think of the DUST!’ 😯

Mars in Virgo

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Neither of those pieces look very child friendly, think of all those teeny feet and shins smacking into that… OUCH! 😯

Plus I like to somersault on the bed… I JUST DO! 😯 I don’t think that bed looks very “somersault friendly” 😯

Is this the midlife crisis acting out?

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

no babes – not mid life crisis – someone appealed to his ego & they got it across the line

should be a law against FUGLY!!

** speed dials Obama!!

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

πŸ˜†