Just as Brad Pitt should step away from the drawing board – and watch he doesn’t fuq his shins on the dna table, Yoko Ono might want to stick to being Iconic. I mean, “icon” and “multiple conjunct Aquarian” is an excellent job description.
But Pluto is in Capricorn and we all want to work – or else we’re mental. So let’s discuss Yoko’s new range of menswear. Me first:
* I am not anti-Yoko – despite being raised in a Balkans style induction of hatred for the women because she “broke up the Beatles.” Aha. In fact, I have previously done four very nice posts about Yoko and her astro. I like how she holds press conferences to say things like “i am not a witch” and that she likes fingerless chain mail gloves.
* It is excellent when people approaching their Uranus Return (age 84) do cool stuff, keep reinventing themselves and cultivating fresh possibility in their lives. We HAVE to celebrate this shit. It’s admirable and it is the future.
* But there is a reason why Virgos dominate fashion – because this is what happens when Aquarians have a crack at it. FYI: John Galliano AND Christian Dior – both Aquarius.
* Yoko has Neptune coming up to her Mercury-North Node in Pisces AND Uranus just began opposing her Libra Ascendant – come ON woman, i want to see invisibility cloaks and mood dresses and fingerless metallic gloves with dark matter beams shooting out of them – we know she has the contacts to make the technology happen.
What do you think?
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