I represent Aqua Love Zombies of Melbourne (ALZM)
As a typical Aquarian with Venus in Aqua to boot, FFS, and with approx 85% of my friends and ex’s being Aquas, I can safely vouch for the fact that the love-scape for us is currently fuqued. Currently? Make that since forever. WHAT is going on? With all the Jupiters in baby and love zones and Neptunes getting the hell out and positive news in general for Aqua love, I am struggling to see any evidence of a romantic turn around. It’s been a long and hard road, and the re-emergence of my 2001 major babe Aqua heartbreaker back into my life in June for round two of heartbreak has only crushed me further…surrounded in rubble as we speak. How did I let him back in AGAIN? And WHEN is this going to end? Of all my Aqua comrades not one is successfully mating. Yes it’s all about the career right now, but surely we’re owed a break other than of the heart variety? Time frame?
*Trying very very hard to phoenix* Aquabomb
WOW, and here i always thought that Aquarius people created Love Zombies. Of course, it’s perfectly easy for Aquarians to glide around quietly, looking like replicants but secretly harboring Love Zombie emotions. Isn’t it only when someone returns your call/shows emotion/wants you that you develop that renowned proximity phobia? This is strictly no offence – i’m Aqua Rising with Venus-Uranus here. I mean, shit.
So okay, Neptune is currently RIGHT at the start of Pisces, backed up basically nearly at 29 Aqua so you could still be having somewhat of a Neptune hangover. Neptune takes a while to clear, you know. Think of it as cosmic tequila. So you could still be processing the era from late the late 90s till recently. Check your dreams – they’ll let you know precisely where your processing is at.
Yes, Jupiter is boofing up the Aqua Love – as evidenced by major babe Aqua Heartbreaker back into your life for round two BUT given that was in June there will probably be a Round Three – when Jupiter gets to that point next April-May. Is this helping lol?
Or how about this?
“ The answer is that you never, ever, rely on another person for your peace of mind. You have to learn to live with yourself. You have to learn to turn back your own sheets and set a table for one without feeling pathetic. You have to be strong and confident and pleased with yourself and never give the slightest impression that you can’t hack it without that certain someone. You have to fake the hell out of it.”
Armistead Maupin, More Tales of the City
I mean, it’s from a Taurus, but still.
And okay, at the moment, i am telling all Aqua-Aqua Rising peeps to go practically psychotic, like a primordial beast on the biz-career at the moment & psych evolution (thus doing Saturn and Pluto, you don’t ignore those two) and emerging from whatever Neptune did to your LOOK and then the love emerges. You read your scopes, yes?
Oh and i just had a flash that your major babe fuq-up heartbreaker guy will contact you next Tuesday, grovelling and maybe even emo. At which point you – being another Aqua – will shudder and go looking for some ti-tree wipes with which to disinfect and purify your poor phone. Then you’ll go online to order some exotic mineral supplement and F-stalk the teacher from high school you had a crush on.
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