Mars Might Booty Call You

Okay, Feral Full Moon this and Zap Zone that – it is also fair to say that with Mars in Scorpio square Venus in Leo at the moment, Mars might booty-call you. Or a minion of his. You know?

Women are aloof & hair preoccupied or figuring out genius ways to fund further adventures in lifestyle, global financial fuqery or not.Β  Men are Scorped up to hell and back. So long as it’s haute Mars and Scorp (eg; mildly inappropriately trying it on as opposed to insane) this could be quite good.Β 

If booty-call is no longer a reasonable term, you tell me what it is that we are calling that.

FYI: Venus in Leo is a fabulous antidote against Love Zombie tendencies – you are just too damned vain to even let yourself be that thing.

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79 thoughts on “Mars Might Booty Call You

  1. I’m Venus in Leo, and I’m “too damned vain to even let yourself be that thing” only on the outside. On the inside, I’m always crumbling. :-/
    Must be the Pluto square. All my relationships are like aborted foetuses. Never allowed full term.
    ugh.

  2. Yeah, booty caller just sent a message – having an ocean in the middle prevents breaking people’s necks. this full moon, what else it will bring?

  3. The tightest aspect in my chart is a Venus/Mars square – except in reverse: ScorpVenus and LeoMars. Easier to manage as I get older. Loads of vibe but no one sticks around (sometimes I don’t stick around either…)

  4. …I would give my left arm for a decent booty call right now…*sigh*…I’ve got scorp in Mars and freakin’ venus…and the whole Zap Zone sees me doing 5am starts to exercise and then sit down to do the PhD till 7am…then do the mummy thing till school drop off then either work or more PhD…then the mummy thing from 5pm and then back at the PhD at 8pm till 10pm…Mon-Fri…and I’m thriving on it!! But a good shag would be divine…if only I could stomach a casual fling though…for this scorp in venus sex is a mind, body,soul expression of myself that I couldn’t share with just anyone…*sigh* alas…hhhmmmm p’raps I should channel more of my Saggo sun…?!

    • The mars and venus in scorpio can be a little….intense?

      I’ve got them too as well as a saggo sun. I don’t always find it easy or possible to channel the sun but it definitely helps!

      • hhhhaahaa aahhhh intense yes, yes it is…good if you’re trying to finish a PhD in a small amount of time…not so good if you don’t want to scare off peeps with the intensity ;-)…I’m Saggo sun and Scorp rising with a Virgo moon…and scorp in Jupiter…*sigh* there are times when it’s just a little bit too intense though!! I’ve found exercise is the only sure fire channel alas…boring but safer than stalking the streets for a shag!!!!

  5. I’m too busy to get into LZ mode. But I am so thankful to have astro awareness – particularly of the building feral full moon. Otherwise, I would have likely belted my colleague in his teeth this morning for being such a raging, aggressive, unapologetic, judgmental asshole instead of of elegantly noting the difficulty of maintaining a dispassionate communication style when riled about an issue. Plus, I showed my brilliance without hurting my hand. Still…these times are calling out for aggressive actions, no? Fighting, fucking, something…

  6. Today:
    My ex starts chatting on FB about how my friend is cute, talks about how he is in an open relationship, hits on me tries to get me to start something. Wigs out about how it’s just fun and he doesn’t want to give out mixed messages then dives into he’s been have issues with sex for some time (a few years).
    Then I went and got my hair cut and styled.
    XD

    P.S the image is hooooootttttah.

  7. Already on it. Been in the self-imposed ‘convent’ for months ( thinking I might never shag again) and last night relented to the thing that ‘just happened’. Feeling quite pleasant today. LOL. I like this shaggers’ moon.

  8. I call it a “service call”. I’m well overdue for a service, but to quote the late great Dorothy Parker, “I’m too fucking busy, not vice versa”… sigh.

    • Y’know.. I like Service Call.. Two adults understanding the need and going for it. I just wish the adult attitude with respect remained AFTER the fulfilled service is completed. xo!!

  9. And then I was booty-called… By an older successful exec. Gee, can you tell this full moon will be in my natal 10th house, with transiting Uranus, and that Pluto’s all tapped out in my 7th? And let’s not even go into Libra, y’all.

    And LZ! There’s a movie at an old cinema/theatre my ex at least used to frequent within the last year… Every chance he’ll show up, as the film is something he likes/loves. Thinking of not going, but then I say, “It’s been over a year, and he doesn’t own the city. Or the theatre.” And I think I might really enjoy the movie. (Totes going in a group, fyi.)

    What to do, what to do.

  10. God.
    Why is it I always seem to be so out of sync. When the stars are dodgy I seem to thrive, when every thing is supposed to be going swimmingly, I feel like I’m drowning…
    Case in point – so over men I cancelled my lame E-Harmony subscription today. So fuq these ‘flirty stars’.
    Suffer the fool who is stupid enough not to read my signals and tries it on with me.

  11. How’s this for a productive use of the energy? Today I’m seeing a solicitor re my marriage. Then I’m doing a ritual burning of the ex lover’s correspondence. Ready to do it now. Regardless of how I felt about him, I don’t want an attachment to a secret relationship.
    Manic declutter continues. I totally revamped my office yesterday with the clear intent of ‘finishing the job’ (job being marriage and PhD) and being focused about work. There’s room for a bed in there now. Moving big furniture through small doorways on your own is great exercise πŸ™‚

      • You know how it is, WV – two steps forward/one step back with this stuff, but I know it’s time. Seems appropriate re torching the evidence of the ex-lover, now that Neptune is back to where it was just when things took off into the stratosphere with him.
        If we ever get back together he can write me more beautiful letters. Right now my need for space – physically and psychically – feels overwhelming.

  12. “Seductive summons” comes to mind. The real name for it is “looking for trouble.”
    In my experience there is no such thing as casual sex. No matter how detached I try to be there is always an aftermath.

  13. i’ve got booty callers and love zombies. All I can think about is how to make some cash and make some amazing new clothes now its getting a bit colder. any hairdresser that can sort my hair out is going to get a lifetime of love. Maybe I should booty call a hairdresser? solved.

  14. I like the old school “rendezvous” which sounds a little more classy, regardless if it’s tantric or animal πŸ™‚ trying so hard not to LZ for my unavailble secret lover, but sheesh this full moon in my 12th and mars rocking my 7th has me lusting, fantasizing and unable to think of anything else… Except perhaps a new hot lover … Doubling as my next husband… Arrrgghh!!

  15. No booty calls please Mars, I am quite busy enough in that department. (It can be quite a stress for an Aqua). Can I just have some nice friendly calls from people just wanting to socialise?

    Joaquin Phoenix is looking goooood there. Glad he is over the “pretend” hobo state. Nice name Phoenix for a Scorp – his real surname is “Bottom” (I’m surehe could rock that too Joaquin Bottom….)

    Off topic….. Google is saying it is their 14th birthday – so Google is a Libra, hmmmmm. I can see it in some ways.

  16. Yep. One woodworm in particular has been crawling out of the woodwork. Too busy getting the Awesome on to take the bait. I’m not crawling back there, NO WAY.

    Hair precoccupied too.

    What to call a booty-call? I’d prefer something more Australian. Arse-dialling. That it how it’s spelled.

  17. Booty call ? Is that like an invitation to a bit of fooling around with no commitment ? Trying to avoid Lz tendency with said fooling around invite Cancer . Blah. Full moon rising ain’t helping – it’s like a magnet !!

  18. wouldm’t it be great if all us singles gave our details to mystic and she paired us up based on our horoscopes. I did the peach blossom remedy and had to change my supermarket day after the lesbian cat lover started stalking me in the cat food aisle – eeek. Mind the remedy did say it could not guarantee the QUALITY – aalways read the instructions!!!

  19. OK, for me right now Sex is seeming more and more strange– I’m aquarius with scorp moon, and I can’t stand any more fu**ing animal sex. It makes me cry. What I want is spiritual lovemaking, tantric zen sex. So… are there mars guys out there who want that too? lol.

    • Pick another water-moon who seriously loves you and only you.

      Granted, the torch water-moons tend to carry for their exes seem to go on and on and on forever and ever and ever. But they’re good for tantric, soul-consuming lovemaking if you gently put them in that mindset and keep them there. Because you guys love that crap. πŸ˜›

        • I think it works best if you’re the one whose torch they carry… Other than that, I don’t know if they’re truly capable, as I’d think they only really and truly give their hearts once. After that it’s like pleasantly settling once they’ve made peace. Sure they love the new partner, but they’ll never have as large a torch – if they even have one.

          Could be wrong on this, as my moon is fire. We just fire-phoenix our hearts and have new ones, no torches allowed as our whole heart is a torch.

          • Well… speaking only for my own crab moon heart – I’ve fully given my heart a number of times but it is deeply annoying how long it takes some of those torches to burn out.

            You;d think all that waterness would extinguish them a little faster. Or maybe that’s the problem – the water just douses the torch instead of letting it burn out?

          • We can give our hearts more than once. It just takes a really really long time to get over someone and we won’t “move on” until the feeling is genuine. Our mourning periods are legendary. Years. Decades. No faking. Ever. Once we are over someone; It’s over. No amount of wishing can ever soften our hearts. But I can’t speak for all Water Moons as I’m Scorp Moon,

            Female Water Moons always get a bad rap as being high drama and i suspect it’s from this: And the drama always seems to start right as we break up with someone because along comes Mr. New A-hole to try to “make you fall in love” with him while Water Moon is still recovering from old wounds. Of course that’s NOT going to work.

            • So it must have sucked more for you than most when you ran into your first love again before you were over them? Because I’m noticing fire/air moons can be all surface-cheery and whatnot, but water moons have to reassure themselves they’re not the only ones who feel that way – well, if immature emotionally.

    • You can have my ex-husband…he can’t even do animal sex when drunk. That made me cry. He’s a Pisces with Gemini rising and loves to be in love. Just doesn’t wanna do anything to “dirty” it up.. blech.

  20. HA….leo is in my 12th house, so venus is going through there. Explains why I keep waking up and my hair looks fabulous, until I brush it. LOL.

    No booty calls. Though multi virgo called the other day wanting me to come by. Forget it.

    Yes, me aloof. Last night, my Taurus was scorped up.

    • Or like the one time you get one, it’s more like, “Hey, I think I could fly down there since I’m in-country again at some as-yet-determined future date if you’re interested and if my schedule allows it…” Like, really? Ram-baby wants sex πŸ™

  21. So p’raps not the best time to start the peach blossom remedy then? Mine was not up more than an hour and I was getting weirdly intense looks from blokes and the female servo cashier told me I smelled really good, although I wasn’t wearing anything with a scent except, at a stretch, a bit of SPF 30. It’s going to be a wild ride.

  22. Oh hell noooooooooo! Down with LZ’ism, plus I’m prepping for Saturn in my 8th house by saying a big, fat NO to booty calls, casual sex and even hand holding without love. I’m going to prove to myself that Saturn in Libra taught me something, plus I have rubbish hair at the moment, falling out, refuses to grow no matter what I do. Oh well there’s loads on my legs though ha I’m on grooming strike.

  23. HAHAHA! RIGHT! πŸ™‚ LOL!
    “FYI: Venus in Leo is a fabulous antidote against Love Zombie tendencies – you are just too damned vain to even let yourself be that thing.”

  24. I actually like the term “booty call”. Wouldn’t most other expressions disguise the inelegant intent behind it? It’s a bit vulgar and perfectly suited to the occasion. I vow never to be a victim of it ever again (unless I really want to ;-)).

  25. Love the last sentence with “too damned vain to even let yourself be that thing”… that is exactly how I feel right now.

    Booty call.. never like it and I am not creative enough to give a better one… can’t wait to read everyone else’s comments. There are a lot of fun, creative and inspiring members here.

    xo!!

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