Astro Gaga Competition: Create A “Love Zombie Alert” Slogan

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Art Woman With Imaginary Lover

Warning posters are everywhere, right?

Like you can read them whilst you’re out and about or on the back of lavatory doors.

The possible perils from sex, drugs & alcohol seem to be adequately covered but what of the VERY real dangers of becoming a Love Zombie?

We are going to create a poster. The artist ought to be the genius Joe Webb – you can get his prints here and see his other work in Love Zombie Rehab here.

But what should the slogan be? Saying “Just Don’t Do It’ is not really epic enough.Β  Ideas please.

The winning slogan is (a) going to be pitched by me to the artist who will help us create the Love Zombie Alert poster and (b) will win two years of the Mega Mystic subscription. This includes access to all the Horoscopes, the must-know Daily Mystic email to your in-box Mon to Fri and the Oracle + subscriber only features like Luna Luxe & Sleazometer.

If you’ve got a long enough sub already, you can gift it to a friend…let’s do this and i am FOR REAL about getting a poster created. Let’s give back.

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Howzabout the words like this “LOVE ZOMBIE” with the acronym for the M in Zombie being “Madness”…. dripping down like tears. (lol) not like I’ve ever been through anything like this! (lol)

Scorpio Sun/Rising
Scorpio Sun/Rising

Sorry for the anonymous.. that was me. I forget that it doesn’t always show who’s writing it.

Diederik
Diederik

“You don’t have to go looking for love when it’s where you come from.” ~ Werner Erhard

Love Zombie medicine.

GirlSix
GirlSix

“The lights are on but you’re not home, your mind is not your own.”

Aquagem
Aquagem

“I’ll get the SaranWrap.”

Anonymous
Anonymous

oh i’ve got this,
one of my old girlfriends and I came up with this one whilst going through mutual romantic strife and made little postcards to each other and artsy scribbles of it everywhere…

“WE ALL DESERVE TO BE HAPPY, OR AT LEAST NOT MISERABLE”

ehhhh??? what do you think?

Shiniest
Shiniest

of course… i’ll lend you $7000…clean your house…massage u…. do your grocery shopping … mind your child while you go to a party with your ex..always be the designated driver… take your dog to obedience school while you sleep in …Agree with your crap opinions…smile at your mother while she insults me…carry your emotional baggage … of course !

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

That’s absolutely scary! To quote Dan Savage DTMFA. Dan Savage has great quotes/advice about “Love Zombies.” I know a con-artist who does exactly that finds a gf to take care of his responsibilities including work full-time when he parties at the clubs every-night. Then has another girl on the side to go party with. While old-gf babysits his kid from another failed marriage. He manages to con all these women to be his harem after they discover each other. So, sad. He is not attractive either, nor rich. Just makes his money scamming his gf’s and stealing from the clubs… Read more »

Raven
Raven

1-LOVES in Need, Look in the Mirror,
2-Re-Lease your-Self !
3-Slavery is dead.
4-Wake-up! Stop Dreaming….
5-Lights on, Nobody home, Get a life…
6-Warning: Love Slaves get no G-raves.

Anonymous
Anonymous

ADOPT A PET, NOT A BAD HABIT
Somewhere , there is a REAL dog that needs you.

leogroover
leogroover

(appropo graphic)
Who you gonna call?
Love Busters

leogroover
leogroover

Desperate acts of kindness?

call Love Zombie hotline 1800 UNDEAD

Seagoat
Seagoat

A friend of mine once made a collection of Love Zombie-ish anecdotes from all her friends… she titled the collection ” Kamakazi Cupid ” …

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

STAY CALM
DO NOT ENGAGE
AIM FOR THE HEAD

Flossy
Flossy

Whoops sorry that was from me. πŸ™‚

Anonymous
Anonymous

When Love Zombies from Mars attack the women of Venus? πŸ™‚ Or is that the wrong way around? πŸ˜›

Flossy
Flossy

Or just when Love Zombies Attack? πŸ™‚

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

YOU
NEED
BRAINS
no, seriously, you’re a total love zombie

Losingmyreligion
Losingmyreligion

Cute

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Oh I’m too late, but would’ve said:

First he stole your heart, then he ate your brain: beware becoming the love zombie

You’re nothin but cold comfort when you become a LOVE ZOMBIE.

Undead girls are easy, don’t be a love zombie.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

god i’ve missed you

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Smooches to you! Hope all is wonderful in your world. I will be back… x

andromeda
andromeda

Yay! Lexi! Nice to see you around.

Losingmyreligion
Losingmyreligion

Pithy

andromeda
andromeda

I like ‘Undead Girls Are Easy’! πŸ˜€

Kazattack
Kazattack

oh, just missed it! But anyhow….

Anxious? Over-sensitive? Insecure? Think your friend who told you he’s no good isn’t being supportive enough?

Help is available. Call Love Zombies Anonymous now on 1300 UNDEAD.

Choose Friends.
Choose Dignity.
Choose Life.

leogroover
leogroover

AB FAB Kaz has to be said in sexy scottish accent a la the movie ‘trainspotting’

Morgana
Morgana

Don’t let love tear you apart. Zombie action-plan your heart

earthmonkey
earthmonkey

Or…

Is your lover
IN YOUR HEAD & not your bed?
Don’t be a love zombie (get a grip on ur cred)

is better…best advice I was ever given, came from a Sag, of course!

earthmonkey
earthmonkey

Is your lover
IN YOUR HEAD & not your bed?
Don’t be a love zombie/ get a grip on somethin’ cred!

VVill L.
VVill L.

Parasites 101: You are Alive, and He Loves it. Love Zombie Girl, you are the prey, and he is the zombie.

equilibrium girl
equilibrium girl

Flee, forget, flourish.

(If you REALLY want to make your point, you could being it with ‘For Fuq’s sake…’ )

OR

Finish it, fuq it off, forget it.

1st house venus
1st house venus

Wake up. Yes, you are only dreaming.

equilibrium girl
equilibrium girl

Put down the phone. Step away from the keyboard. Run.

Joan
Joan

‘Love you today to miss you tomorrow’ πŸ™‚
Pisces 7th house cusp here… yay!

Peta
Peta

how about this – with a slight nod to Rob Brezney – though for some reason he did NOT wish to be saved (LOL) – Please save us from secret admirers who are psychotic stalkers – he also seems keen on solar powered sex toys that work in the dark….

Pampelmousse
Pampelmousse

“Je t’aime … moi non plus” from the Serge Gainsbourg song

Astraea
Astraea

“I love you…..me neither” – I’ve always loved this quote!

glentan
glentan

Seeing who in truth you are, instead of who I want you to be.

1st house venus
1st house venus

Is the man the Love Zombie or the woman, in the poster?

Kat
Kat

I found this quote on tumblr today, and it expresses rather perfectly my motivation for never, ever being a Love Zombie ever again: β€œIt’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone who appreciates you, rather than looking for love to compensate for a self love deficit.” β€” Eartha Kitt It’s funny how often I’ll read a quote and be like, “Yes! This person really gets it!” then I’ll look up their astro and see they’re quite similar to mine. Like me, Eartha is a cap with sagg rising- someone who I think would really… Read more »

1st house venus
1st house venus

Like the quote πŸ™‚

Kat
Kat

It’s a good one, eh? I’ve got 1st house venus as well ;P

Kat
Kat

β€œThe most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.”
β€” Ernest Hemingway

Another good one.

peta
peta

LOVE THIS!!

1st house venus
1st house venus

You’re on fire!

…an especially defining LZ trait on the seriousness spectrum

Ms.
Ms.

Exactly. Love zombie is a self esteem issue projected onto someone else.

Gordana
Gordana

Beware of Houdini love.

Anonymous
Anonymous

😯

‘Met your soulmate? Feeling weak at the knees? Have a smile you can’t wipe off your face? Can’t catch your breath? Heart racing just that little bit faster? Can’t concentrate? It’s love*… and it’s perfect…

A PERFECT time to RUN that is!

* That isn’t love you’re feeling it’s your life force being sucked out of you by a love zombie, which has left you feeling light-headed and delusional.

Please consult Mystic Medusa and her community for further treatment.

(c) LOvE ZOmBie Exterminators

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

That comment was from me, obviously… 😯

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Apologies, while this isn’t a slogan it is a pitch for the commercial… πŸ˜€

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

Reminds me of Bettlejuice commercial. Love it!

Lucy
Lucy

“I’M BACALL. YOU’RE MORE LIKE, BOOGEYMAN.”

Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

OHHH GENIUS!!

Cosmic fleece
Cosmic fleece

I thought about this one. I would suggest if it’s going to be printed on a poster and able to purchase as a piece of art, then one wouldn’t want to alarm potential new love interests. so my thinking was something more self empowering while you’re transitioning from love zombie to potential wonder woman. Let go. Breathe. Gather (as in yourself-not to be printed!). Grow. I don’t know about others, and it may very well be my lilth in Scorpio in8th house, but the art in my home is very personal and secretive without being obvious. I tend not to… Read more »

Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
Anony_Aus/Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot

I totally get where you’re coming from. If it were for my house, I’d want it to be Feng Shui friendly. Also old comic book style art would be cool!

Lucy
Lucy

“If you can just finish cracking my back, I’ll be going now.”

Lucy
Lucy

HEY, YOU GOT YOUR SHADOW IN MY PEANUT BUTTER.

WHAT ? YOU GOT YOUR KARMA ON MY CHOCOLATE.

WE’LL NEVER TASTE GREAT- TOGETHER.

mitra
mitra

What have I got to lose? Everything! (Oh you know, just your dignity, money, job, friends, health and happiness)

Every moment in life is precious. Spend it with someone who is really there (for you).

Angsty
Angsty

That’s quite good! I like it

mitra
mitra

tku x

Anonymous
Anonymous

“Stop. Don’t look. Don’t listen.”
or
“Ctrl-Alt-Delete”

Angsty
Angsty

Love is Blind but Love Zombies are delusional! Love is blind but Love Zombies lose ALL senses! Love is blind but love zombies don’t see, hear, act, think or speak clearly! Know when enough is enough! Don’t lose sense, don’t be a love zombie Love doesn’t equal pain and hurt If it hurts you it’s not love! Don’t be a love zombie! Don’t put yourself through the pain, it’s not worth it! Don’t be a love zombie! If your heart feels all chewed up you may have been attacked by the plague of the love zombie! That crazed look in… Read more »

Angsty
Angsty

Losing all sense? Could it be love? OR could you have been attacked by the curse of the LOVE ZOMBIE!!!!! Visit http://www.mysticmedusa.com for help!

beth
beth

The stars aren’t just in his eyes… LOVE ZOMBIE ALERT!

if you fall... dive
if you fall... dive

Okay, this is a bit American as they don’t have this in Australia (but in tons of other countries!):
“Love doesn’t need LoJack.”

Also:
“Love yourself more.” Maybe with an image of a woman looking at herself in the mirror, looking like she likes what she sees. Something.

Pi
Pi

ok so what is LoJack? tell ze antipodeans.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Why not simply: “Unrequited Love”?

Louise
Louise

The old Sex and The City line is a good one…

“I love you…but I love me more”

Or

“one hit of bath salts away from eating someone’s face”

Louise
Louise

“the man who is worth your years will never make you cry”

Pi
Pi

\yes Samantha’s line I remember that, it has actually popped into my head when I was treading in love zombie territory when I started to regain “consciousness”

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

β€œone hit of bath salts away from eating someone’s face”

I have actually said this to someone before. πŸ˜‰
yes!!! awesome!

Anonymous
Anonymous

When speaking of Love Zombies, the song “Wicked Game” by Chris Isaak instantly pops into my mind. Probably because that song can be interpreted as falling in love with someone, being with that person, and then losing them. On the other hand, I think it can be interpreted as falling in love with someone you can never have.

“Nobody loves no one…..”

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

great song

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

If love is dead, don’t let it eat you alive. Be a corpse, not

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Oh! The end went missing…. I love is dead, don’t let it eat you alive. Be a corpse, not a zombie.

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Far out. I = if.

I give up.

TheEmpress
TheEmpress

The Joe Webb pics would be brill for this because in essence the person is not really there (although I keep picturing the overly dramatic comic book style pics of women that sometimes feature on here). Having said that the only things I can think of are other people’s quotes “never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option” is a favourite). I did read something recently that resonated which could be utilised somehow: Measuring the degree of your love for someone by the depth of your torment??? Then you could be suffering from love… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

Brill empress i can see that in a graph format or scales
heart on one side storm cloud with lightnening strike on other side or sim

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

‘Remember when Love Zombies were in?’ – Nobody EVER!

😯

TheEmpress
TheEmpress

Cracking me up lololol

Yeah, nobody loves a love zombie.

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

‘I love…’

*drops dead*

(He was going to confess: ‘I love zombie.’ She is left thinking he was going to say ‘I love you’)

whimsygarden
whimsygarden

Desperately seeking your Heart. Tragically lacking Brains.
LOVE ZOMBIE
The new epidemic.

Pluto's Milk
Pluto's Milk

“In Love….and Lonely”

Pluto's Milk
Pluto's Milk

Also: “Your Pain Is Not Love” or

“Dark Secret Love Is Not Love At ALL”

Anonymous
Anonymous

“Will you be imaginary lover tonight?”

Anonymous
Anonymous

‘Will you be *my* imaginary lover tonight?”

lola
lola

“By Neptune,you look sparking tonight…wait…no,not really”

Or should we be inspired,instead of witty? Cuz Gem Jupiter allows only witty this year πŸ˜€ Witty & sarcastic.

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