Pornography For Love Zombies

Art - Knight in Armour with thorny rosePornography for Love Zombies…you think?

It’s probably a class thing – lower class Love Zombies start finding that all the lyrics to country music make sense whilst other Love Zombies begin to re-engage with the Arthurian myths.

But whether you’re compulsively sending naff e-cards with pics of puppies hugging/little children kissing OR texting Shakespearean sonnets, a Love Zombie is still a Love Zombie.  Love Zombies are essentially classless. As in the “curse” can occur to anyone. Love Zombies are without boundaries. Love Zombies Sans Frontieres.

Saturn transits are, of course, the universal cure for Love Zombies. That and therapy, exercise + time.

 

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Invictus
Invictus

oh this is so funny
and so true!

Virgoan
Virgoan

Porno for love zombies is basically just showing no interest in them. Some people have intimacy issues so twisted that walking away from them is what they get off on.

Pi
Pi

For the record, I love country music 😉 well some of it

Sunrise
Sunrise

Had a run in with a major love zombie last night.

Wow, she was like the archetype of all love zombies.

Showed me how much I have changed since my LZ Saturn transit cure.

You might not hear me say this again, but thank you Saturn.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I watched “Young Adult” last night. Charlize Theron plays a love zombie in it and I had the same feeling…

Sunrise
Sunrise

Yeah, scary.

creatrix
creatrix

Gosh, I just realised that one of my relatives actually DIED due to being a Love Zombie.

My grandfather’s sister was about 18 when her boyfriend left her. Apparently she ran out into the snow and caught pneumonia and died.
(At least modern cinema and movies like ‘Legends of the Fall’ isn’t to blame in this case)

My main concern is that one’s DNA could be bugged with Love Zombie chromosones. But I bet Saturn can cure that too!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

A cautionary tale indeed!

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

creatrix – see my comment above about Saturn? As magenta said, it makes sense that Saturn would be shared by generations since having kids is often a Saturn-return event (at least, was for me).

I wonder – what IS up with Saturn in the charts of LZ? I mean, I’ve got the Venus-Neptune square, which is typical LZ. Neptune is blamed for LZ behavior all the time. But what is Saturn doing in an LZ’s chart to make them lose track of themselves so extremely? Hmm…

Anon
Anon

“Saturn transits are, of course, the universal cure for Love Zombies. That and therapy, exercise + time.”

A legal restraining order too? 🙂

Ainslie
Ainslie

I knew there had to be a reason for country music.

creatrix
creatrix

🙂

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

HEY i’ve just gotten into country music during the last couple of years! Lower class my ^r$# – the cheek of you! Although currently in the car I have Tammy Wynette’s “Our D.I.V.O.R.C.E… becomes final todaaaay!” Not really LZ. On the country radio station i hear gems like the one about some guy not knowing how to use the right tools for the job. I kept going round the back streets not wanting to reach my destination til i heard more. Turned out it really WAS about a clumsy tradie, but it had me going for a while. It’s hard… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

Firstly Id like to say i am a recovering LZ. with venus in kataka so its like being an LZ addicted to choc coated coffee beans. I see signs of him everywhere its pathetic. number plates, song authors and he does have an unusual name. but arthurian, sonnets? not for me more like drive bys, meant to be songs on the radio , feeling the connection with him {while under the influence}- more an imagined reality/ So ths week Im going to reward myself on Friday if I get to 5 days without texting him. and if I don’t make… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

Good for you leogroover, all you can do is try. Sometimes you can get there in one fell swoop, sometimes it’s a series of waves. Here’s what I like to think when I feel the draw of trying to do something to quell the uncertainty of things: 1. I’m actually depriving my lover of his part of the story, whether he speaks or remains silent, that space is his to do what he will. It’s hard to wait, and hard to listen – but this is ultimately the most loving thing to do, non? For both involved. 2. In my… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

*tosses us into* sigh

Quintile
Quintile

Sage words FA! so true

leogroover
leogroover

Thanks. i wish i had your venus. I’ll swap . What is yours ?
‘Reward yourself for feeling the fullness of the silence – not just because you’re restraining yourself’
Like turn a negative into a positive hey? i was never very good at doing what I was told . reverse psych or positiveness works for me

fallen angel
fallen angel

Venus in Leo babe..Cancer Sun/Aqua Moon – TRUST ME – I ain’t good at it either but when I see silence as another way to express my love as in respect for myself and the other, I can work with that.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Good advice – but all that “silence/space of love” that is your Aqua moon talking, right?

fallen angel
fallen angel

Partly yes. But it’s not space for the sake of space. I’m naturally suspicious of something that doesn’t give space (even if it’s myself at times).

Naturally, my Venus in Leo loathes this, as she would rather be unstintingly worshiped. She gets on board when I explain it in terms of avoiding over-exposure ahem..

fallen angel
fallen angel

I think I also learned the value of Silence during Sewerage – mainly as he used words to manipulate and control, on a psychopathic level you understand. To be clear, what he did is EONS away from how we tend to over communicate when we’re feeling a little insecure or needing the connection. The thought that all that time my words withered on his rotted empty heart now makes me wary of using them too often, as well as having others use them on me. Silence IS part of the conversation, because the pause says, what do you think –… Read more »

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Love this, FA. Weirdly I was talking to someone yesterday about dignity and the power of silence. I grew up with pass-agg ‘silent treatment’ mother so I learned to fear it. Merc conj sun in 7th, NN in Gem – talking is the Everything for me. Having practised grand silence w hot lover for months now, I’ve started to appreciate the feeling of dignity and empowerment. I have assumed he knows what he wants for his life, and it isn’t up to me to argue on behalf of my own fabulosity, in case he somehow missed it.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Sun is going through my 12th and I am noticing all the things I missed. Uranian Scrop blipped in and out during my time in the sewer. I was so distracted documenting/emailing my soul mate Saggie a play-by-play of my discoveries of the mystical Universe of our love and past lives and shit – won’t he be so proud, etc. Yeah, that didn’t work too well. I never noticed how silent Uranian Scrop was or how much we were connected in those rough times. Now his silence is the same, and there’s no gripe between us, just rough and real… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

It is sound advice, whether your Aqua moon likes it or not. Its taken me forever to appreciate the value of silence in a relationship – particularly when intimacy is building. My ascendant, sun sign, and midheaven are all Mercury ruled and my Mercury right next to Pluto in Libra. But, talking too much is really a defensive measure – as much as I do appreciate a worthy partner – and covert attempt to control the situ. Realize it on a whole new level this weekend. Damn, I’m sick of eating humble pie. 🙂

creatrix
creatrix

I feel you Leogroover. Venus, Merc in Cancer plus NN in the 7th house. I think Venus in Cancer might well be the LZ chromosone afterall..

leogroover
leogroover

we should form our own self help group sponsored by Kleenex. Venus Love Zombies – kataka chapter Spontaneous meetings a speciallity- bring your own punching bag.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

I feel for you, LG. In the depths of my LZ grief I saw signs of the departed hot lover everywhere. Number plates were a biggie. Music, poetry and bookshops were total no-go areas.
I found it was really helpful to leave my phone at home or in the car or with a friend or wherever, or try to be away from the computer for a few hours or even a day… getting away from the dratted ubiquitous communication devices really helped me. ‘One day at a time’ and focusing on doing ‘the next right thing’ also helped. xx

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

Guess ya gotta be in lerv to be a Love Zombie in the first place, right?
So I’m SA-WEEET!
All class and no ass…
😉

electric eel libran
electric eel libran

i saw legends of the fall for the 1st time this weekend. omg the main chick was a total love zombie.

fallen angel
fallen angel

But that’s precisely it Electric, extreme stories are news worthy. No one writes about the girl who maybe quietly cries for the allotted 5 days while forcing herself to go to the gym in order to look hot even whilst in misery, in full faith that this too shall pass. No, that’s just way too mundane. Instead we get to watch the passionate hunger-strike, suicide pact, shut ins wither in the unholy name of the unworthy lover. Granted we’ve all gone through some version of it, my point being it’s a little glorified in movies/tv. I mean, if we need… Read more »

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

Wouldn’t want to be rummaging through girlfriends bag looking for a mint, and instead – “OOH score! – beef jerky – even better! – feeling a bit peck(er)ish..

fallen angel
fallen angel

OMG yes, or actually going, “you wouldn’t have this in BBQ flavor would you?”

I mean, the woman was beyond besotted.

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

Mmmmm – Tastes like chicken…
😛

Luluk
Luluk

Ah…. LZ’s are so much fun! A recovering one here and while now a days, I take my own butt out after tears and get back in the saddle as much as possible (metaphorically of course!), the slightly twisted part of me wants to keep a copy of this story in my handbags a warning for potential crappy suitors.

year of the fox
year of the fox

i hope somebody made a movie of this because i want to watch this. :3
I prolly should not have said that out loud. lol!

fallen angel
fallen angel

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144589/

They sure did, several actually. But here’s the one I saw years ago.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

in my love zombie sans frontiers days i rather favoured warm champagne with Song of Songs quotes from the Bible AND some Kahil Gibran mixed in for good measure. I felt as if he was divinely connected to me. A flower would fall on my face – HIM, not so much the seagull shitting on my head. i went to a divine hippy love workshop in the mountains and therapist told + my fellow rich love zombies that we were actually falling in love with our own divinity.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Sounds about right to me. Now that I love my own divinity, I’ll take my chances with Saturn. 🙂

fallen angel
fallen angel

Oh honey the things I did to my divinity..one simply cannot say. There are no words. 🙂

Anony_Aus
Anony_Aus

Love Zombies San Frontieres!!!!!
OMG OMG TOOOOO GOOOOD.

Av Vip/ Sag rising
Av Vip/ Sag rising

You seem rather caucasion. Just sayin.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Is this meant to be a witty play on words i.e. causation (though that’s perplexing enough as it is) or are you actually making a rather indelicate racial observation?

Just sayin.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Ah I see. Well I just posted an entire thingo on Sada Abe who’s Japanese..the cultural reference points are not as significant here as the fact that going ape over a love interest transcends all that i.e. everyone of any class/race/religion/orientation is susceptible to it.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Er, that’s because she is.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

NOt sure that’s even correct. It certainly isn’t relevant. Besides race is not culture. Race is bunkum anyway. There’s 10 thingies of DNA difference between a chimp and a human so this “race” concept is meaningless… who’s winning the race btw? 😀

Anonymous
Anonymous

Oh I agree. It’s not relevant, unless you’re recognising that knights in armour are a very euro/british thing and other cultures might not identify with that as strongly if at all. *shrugs* but hey we all come from some culture or other. it’s all good

Av Vip/ Sag rising
Av Vip/ Sag rising

Caucasion culture, yes. Considering that I might relate to another culture as opposed to being “lower class” in this one.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Ah I see. Well I just posted an entire thingo on Sada Abe who’s Japanese..the cultural reference points are not as significant here as the fact that going ape over a love interest transcends all that i.e. everyone of any class/race/religion/orientation is susceptible to it.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Fuq yeah Saturn, the patron planet of self-theraphy 🙂

fallen angel
fallen angel

OR the Planet of “If you don’t stop making a meal of this non-relationship, I’ll give you something you can REALLY worry about, like Poverty or Sores” kind of thing.

Where Saturn is, I always imagine the sound of a whip and no, not the good kind.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

🙂 Saturn the helper – sorting out your priorities for you (but only if you miss the moral of the crisis)

Anonymous
Anonymous

Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds; or bends with the remover to remove
*sniff, sob*

fallen angel
fallen angel

dab dab

1st house venus
1st house venus

2 questions:

do love zombies experience the zap zone? do they eva manage to get zapped?

fallen angel
fallen angel

That burnt acrid smell/ faint whiff of sulphur coupled with the screeching pass of what resembles a Dementor highing off is in fact a Love Zombie being exorcised quick smart via Zapping.

So, YES.

The Zap Zone is a non-discriminatory, equal opportunity event. It’s very democratic really.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Ah ha! I spent the weekend browsing Liz Greene’s book on Saturn. At least I know how to smack my inner LZ down. Lol

Anonymous
Anonymous

Amazing woman Liz Greene. The best psych consult I’ve ever had is with my computer generated Liz Greene psychological horoscope, it is so accurate, and there would be no way that it would be applicable to many other people because the person it describes, very accurately, is mega, mega reclusive. There’s no way the PT Barnum effect is in play, which I know about because I’m actually a skeptical sort and, what do you know, a few pages into the report: ‘you have probably always had an ambivalent, on/off relationship with new age concepts, sometimes your there boots and all… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

So far, the book is really good. She describes Saturn as the fear response in us, the darker side of our self that we must integrate. She describes how some people are Saturn transits for each other. Somewhat counter-intuitively, she suggests that the Saturn person is the one to feel the fear and have inner unresolved issues when one person’s Saturn contacts another’ person’s planet. Basically, Saturn introduces a whole lot of projection into a relationship. That got me thinking: I wonder how Saturn plays out in a LZ’s chart? I’ve got LZ tendencies and Saturn in Cancer. My poor… Read more »

magenta
magenta

Saturn as the fear response makes SO much sense. wow. And also interesting – Both my parents and me share saturn in scorpio — makes sense that parents share saturn with their kids as saturn return time is a big child-bearing time — just crazy that saturn placements can be a common inherited trait!!

1st house venus
1st house venus

I love your sense of humour.

Taurus Vixen
Taurus Vixen

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