So shes flogging her new fragrance (Truth or Dare) and along with her schtick about how it is like Fracas etc etc, there is this interview that seems to have gone everywhere about her tres simple beauty routines. Madonna, who turned 54 a few days ago, said she simply splashes her face with cold water in the morning plus she uses these “Japanese eyedrops that burn.” She also washes off her make-up at night. That’s it. No mention of botox, fillers or you know, any work.
Leaving aside the kinky-Virgo concept of exfoliating your eyeballs of a morning, is Madonna seriously expecting anyone to believe she’s low-maintenance? What’s weird is that not one journalist apparently questioned her re the cold-water & cleaning off make-up line.
Leos DO love to lie that they’re L.M but a low maintenance Leo is a contradiction. Still, I’ve known Leos who arise at 5am to attend Pilates classes, live for weeks on lean protein & green veggies and maintain a skincare regime that would test the concentration of a Trappist monk but when you ask if they “do anything” they scoff; “Me? Oh god no, i’m lucky if i have time to even drag a brush through my hair and you know, i can never say no to a slice of brie…” Cue tinkly laugh.
Do you know any Low Maintenance Leos? Or just L.M.L.s who lie?