So I am too much of a wimp to see Charlize and Michael “sizzle on screen” in Prometheus. Seeing the first Alien made me learn counselling so as to get free group therapy at uni. I may not be ready for the prequel. But they sizzle…yes?
ANYWAY, this cover:
He-Aries: Fuq, fuq – she’s dominating the whole thing with her creamy cleavage rack alert thing…i can’t even jut my jaw out properly because we have to look intimate…what’s that scent? Belladonna? Nitro-Musk? Money? Fuq it, i’m doing some chin-ups on that door ledge when we break in a minute. It will be a dazzling display of physicality and youthful thespian vigor. Chicks love that anti-intellectual shit. We are all apes on the inside, are we not? Truman Capote’s ghost told me something like that that one night when i was doing mushrooms with Philip S-H. Plus I’ll say i’m doing my own swordplay stunts next time i do Shakespeare. Blood does not frighten me but denial…that’s terrifying…
She-Leo: I know, i know…he says it’s natural pheromones but…seriously? Luckily narrowing my nostrils makes me look really existential if i clench my pelvic floor at the same time…fool has no idea I am NEVER mating with a male actor again.
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