Disclaimer: I am not endorsing-pushing Xanax and in fact, i have never even had one Xanax. I’m a fiend for therapy, exercise endorphins, acupuncture. TCM herbs, homeopathy, Rescue Remedy and all. Even my Aquarian cat, Tesla, lasted but two days on Prozac before switching to homeopathic Thuja. But the word Xanax sounds cool. Like a Time-Raiders demon.
Anyway, it’s a Dark Moon and so obviously the time for psychological growth. But if you’re feeling a bit strung out with all the Mars activity, why not pop an Astrological Xanax?
* Go through and list your top five trines (120 degree angles) and then get off on how awesomely those planets work together. See Trine & Dine for more on these sparkling aspects, your natural-born cosmic blessings in daily motion.
* Check your Jupiter and remember that Jupiter means Guru so calculate your success, opportunity and protection potential in the bit of your chart where you have Jupiter – HUGE, right? So gloat about that for a bit. Then look at where Jupiter is going to be in your chart for the next year or so and freak OUT with the delicious possibilities. Where lurks uber-Jupiter is where you can BELIEVE and be totally L.O.A. if you like.
* If you would rather just do your Sun Sign, head straight to the Hi-Lo Astrology section, find your sign and read ONLY the good bits. The Haute or High version of whatever your sign is.
YES? You know it. As always, with D.I.Y. Astro, the more astro-erudite folks will help the newbies in the Comments section. Short of demanding a full chart analysis, you can ask any question you like here. Pseudo Intellectual Astro Bitches are always friendly to future fellow members of the
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