Pay attention Peeps, Pseudo-Intellectual Astro-Bitches, Cashed Up Clueless Whores and Love Zombies…Everyone in fact.
OBVIOUSLY there is no such actual substance as Anti Love-Zombie Venom because if there was, we would all be dosing up on it from the age of about 13 onward. Age 5 for the Venus-Neptune peeps. Because the scary thing is that anyone can be struck by the Love Zombie virus. One minute you’re more or less normal, compos-mentis, running your world and enjoying an even flow of endorphins.
Then blam: nothing else matters but the approval/attention/callback from some dude. Let this thing run its course and you could be a full blown Love Zombie within weeks, crapping on about how he sees the Goddess within you (or would, if you spoke face to face but you’re sensing it…STRONGLY) and that a karmic love like this knows no earthly morals. Face it: Your interior landscape goes Nouveau Naff.
Rationality melts. It’s like an Ebola of the psyche.
The only good thing about it is that usually Love Zombies drop any extra kilos, quick-smart. But that benefit is offset by their dumb-debt fuelled shopping sprees – nobody buys more non-needed merde than a Love Zombie. Shopping for shapewear and lipgloss on Space Dust but then realizing that you need the heametite bracelet for grounding and that your handbag-as-symbolic-vagina a la Freud is not small and fluffy enough because HE will get all this should he ever call you back again is tres Love Zombie.
But you know i was discussing the idea of Anti Love-Zombie Venom with the Scorpio Sex Academic and Kim Falconer and we decided that pure raw will power can work. The Scorpio Sex Academic ( who is ultra-erudite, staunch, compassionate, fab at yoga and looks like the young Elizabeth Taylor) has decided that she is not going to think about a man again unless he is in front of her “with his dick out.” ***
Or, okay, at the front door. Or texting an actual official invitation. Fuq speculation. Coarse but a goer of an antidote to the Love Zombie virus. I grokked it. Regardless of where you’re at in life, you don’t lose your cool-power-awesome-moxy over something un-happening, as such.
And then Kim said: I’m definitely there with you and Scorp. No obsessing. No e-stalking, planning, wondering, wasting spells or pulling cards. If it’s happening, we’ll know it, because they will be there!
It’s like YES fuq around with composite charts and the thrill of the Oracle, fantasizing etc when it is in play…But don’t waste a nano-second of valuable mindpower when it’s not. It may be fun but it is too easy to become a Love Zombie.
If you don’t think you are ever in any danger of becoming a Love Zombie, check out the terrifying L.A.A. – Love Addicts Anonymous -You may or may not be a 12 Stepper or agree with the thing but the Love Addict questionnaire is, you know, of interest.
One of their rules, apparently, is that you are not even allowed to MASTURBATE whilst thinking about a particular person. I don’t know if this comes from a Qi perspective – ‘energy flows where thought goes’ – or if it is just that ANYTHING could be a gateway back into Love Zombie Hell. Like not having dental gas when you are a recovering drug addict.
*** All of this can be applied to either gender, obviously.
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