About three times a week I get more or less the same email only from a different woman. Yes, always female. My response is always that they don’t need astrology, that they need a shrink. Or to get a grip. Or anything other than the weird warp they are apparently stuck in.
To Clarify. The classic version of this email goes something like this:
Dear Mystic, i am in love with a man who is married/on crack/who hates me/who seduced my sister/who said he wants nothing more to do with me/who has just taken up a three year posting at an Arctic base/who has a history of extreme domestic violence/who is 21 years younger and says I am too old for him but what about Joan Collins/who is gay but once he kissed me when he was drunk/who I have not spoken to for four years but the psychic at the mall said he was my soulmate/who said he is not interested in me at all but his Mars is on my Sun so maybe I should wait/who does not want a relationship but we still have sex sporadically and he owes me $20,000/who I just found out is sleeping with his parole officer but he says he only loves me not her.
You get it, right? I wish I could say this was an equal opportunity thing – that men also email me with this sort of thing but they don’t. And it’s not that I lack compassion but when this sort of “dilemma” lands in the inbox, it truly is like honestly w.t.f? Like I said before, if the best thing you can say about a ‘relationship’ is that “it’s karmic” – forget about it. If the dude is not there/on drugs/does not like you etc – fuq it.
The ladies sending these sorts of emails are not idiots and no doubt they know all this intellectually but something has gotten a hold of them. They’re like Love Zombies. They’re doing bath salts. They’re maybe doing Pluto-Venus (can be compulsive) but whatever they’re doing, they need to stop doing it.
So if I get back to them with something really nice along the lines of “bummer of a situation but you know, I don’t think it’s really relevant that his North Node is on your Part of Fortune or that he has Moon in whatever, I think you need to detach blah blah blah” – I get a tirade of “NO MYSTIC YOU DON”T GET IT – THIS IS KARMIC. I dream about him every night/the mall psychic said/don’t you understand that the North Node means PAST LIVES.”
All of us have most likely been Love Zombies at some point but the point is to snap out of it a.s.a.p. Stop doing the bath salts. Stop checking out his chart/cousins Facebook page/progressed composite chart if you’re an astro-fiend. If he’s not into you, it doesn’t matter if his Mars is on your Moon parked out the back of your house – got it?
Thoughts, please. You can share here in a safe and supportive environment lol
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