Venus conjunct Jupiter at the same Venus turns Direct spins the whole deal into a blur of Love Zombies, Central European Bankers, and Vampire Romance.
O.M.G it’s real; it’s happening. I feel like we are all interconnected on this matter, right here, right now. Think High Functioning Flakes, Fuqed Up Clueless Whores, Pseudo-Intellectual Astro-Bitches, Bad Gurus, Your Ex, My Ex. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Venus is stationing Direct – at an absolute standstill, astrologically speaking – and at 7 Gemini. This is an Eclipse point being triggered again at the end of Nov AND Jupiter is trundling merrily back and forth over it till April 2013, scattering juju dust as he goes. So anyway, think strange w.t.f. communiques out of nowhere OR it’s just your brain doing the strange w.t.f communiques out of nowhere, messaging you with ideas or emo about a relationship so gone, it may as well be on Alpha Centauri.
Yes, it’s psychologically infuriating but probably good as a detox. Like a colonic that takes out lingering toxic-love-beliefs bacteria and leaves your tummy flatter at the end. YES! No, you should not obey urges to power-stalk or make whimsical contact in a light-hearted and carefree not giving-a-fuq manner. Yes if you are Mr or Mrs. Zombie-Hell right now, things are getting real tense. The penny is dropping. The final cliche may soon be nigh.
As always, some peeps are copping this more than others, do your Horoscopes for the intimate deets and SHARE HERE. Is Venus Direct a hassle for you? Or does it feel like salvation? Thoughts?
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