Aphrodisiac Shamanic Tea & An Aries Dude

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beautiful female shaman with snakeHands up who is feeling the Jupiter-Neptune nonsense (Jupiter in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces till July) as a surreal little buzz beneath the roar of the Zap Zone?

I SO am. Just now i went to fix myself a Green Tea – totally sensible, right? And then i thought ‘omg i have Damiana…and some loose leaves of Mugwort’  So i made myself a blend of what is basically Aphrodisiac Shamanic Tea and drank it. Super relaxing, mildly euphoric and totes legal.  Within hours i should be both extra libidinal AND psychic. Perfect Dark Moon chill-out, it’s not like i have to go out or anything.

THEN i remembered – my Gemini daughter’s soccer training with one of the most Aries men in existence. I have Mercury in Aries, i LOVE Aries energy. But this Aries messes with my Qi.  Everything he says is like a boast and he says a lot.

He got into commodities when they were cheap but he got out “in time.” He had tennis elbow but it went away by itself because of his amazing constitution and that he is actually really good at tennis. He has never had any complaints from anyone about his sexual performance. He does not play a musical instrument but if he did, he would no doubt excel and be doing it for a living, like in an orchestra or something.

Yes, that sort of an Aries. And he actually paws the ground in irritation when it’s not him doing the talking.

Asteroid Gary is near Venus and i will be high on Aphrodisiac Shamanic Tea by the time i get to “talk” with Aries Dude.I need a new affirmation.  Lesson Du Jour:  Damiana and Mugwort are amazing but you’re generally meant to drink them just before you go to bed. 

They say, btw, that apart from all the properties you can Google for, that Damiana is like a diet tea because it knocks out emo eating AND mugwort is – of course – the most magical herb of all. It is the lucid dreaming herb.

Image; Nick Dorey

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Joan
Joan

Mystic l found out recently that green tea works on your blood pressure it rises the blood pressure…it’s good for when you want to lose weight as sure!
l think l will stay off green tea l need sleepy tea at the moment 🙂

sweetpea
sweetpea

Agree with someone above…guys don’t usually boast unless trying to impress. It’s not just an Aries idiot guy thing (okay maybe a bit 🙂 ), but he probably has a crush on YOU Mystic… Even the Toro guy I met last year made it clear he was getting a $30,000 deal for gawd knows what and that he wasn’t going to answer the phone while I was there.. Some might call that low self esteem but I appreciated him trying to impress…That is what most men value in the material world…success and how they can provide, cept I have aquired… Read more »

Electric Eel Libran
Electric Eel Libran

Cool. I have some damiana liquor. I wonder if that will work for dieting.

Scorporation, Inc.
Scorporation, Inc.

I just used raw organic honey for the first time in my green tea . Within hours, my skin tone went from middle-age tired to sun-kissed twenty-something! Swear.

Anon
Anon

Bloody Aries Men, I swear I am through with them. Last one opened the relationship (met online where he did not have a picture of himself posted) with a “Do you want to see my picture?” Nothing about that he liked my profile and would like to get to know me better. First date was all about, “Do you want to see my award-winning photographs?” which he had all handily stored on his phone, and which he spent the better part of the date displaying to me. All dates in between (and surprisingly there were a few) were 98% of… Read more »

Charles
Charles

Oh Mystic, don’t blame the Aries for using such a lame approach. He probably never needed anything better to use on soccer moms. Give him a challenge and maybe he’ll bring out his A Game.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Mystic opened this post with: “Hands up who is feeling the Jupiter-Neptune nonsense”? And i’m suddenly feeling sheepish. I mean i had some other wild Jup-Nep surreality today, but suddenly on my way home from complete inspiration and energy i bought 3 pairs of shoes. AND my horo told me not to go on a spender bender. PLUS i was wondering if my physio would get cross if he saw them because finally we’ve decided to end this chronic pain and he is a powerhouse taking me apart brick by brick. Still, they’re beautiful shoes. I know this because some… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

The man had a foot fetish or looking for cinderella :-)?
Men in lingerie departments and women’s shoes, look a bit suss to me hanging around secret women’s business.
Happiness is THREE pairs of shoes. I went to metaphysical book shop instead of the sales & bought SEVEN books, happiness for the other end of my body.

pi
pi

oooooh, mille, that’s like shoe porn for me!! THREE! my last shoe bender was six months ago and i am now BANNED [self-imposed] from shoe shopping until at least when I graduate, in 2014. There is no chance of me not having the right pair of shoes for ANY even between now and then.. shoe collection goes above and beyond the call of duty.

pi
pi

*event. not ‘even’.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

I could use a cup of what Mystic has had today. My neck is stiff (likely Saturn related stuff).

Scorpalicious
Scorpalicious

I’ve got Saturn neck too!! Grrr… Counting the days till June 25!

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

June 25th is when papa Saturn is direct right? Saturn lessons are like marathons, you have to keep your eyes on the horizon, mind your knees and make sure your teeth don’t fall off chattering while running. 🙂

Pi
Pi

good lord. i need me some damiana and mugwort tea. Nurofen while calming / painkilling is terrible for one’s health esp when not actually in pain. And I can’t smoke pot all the time (well, I don’t really smoke it atm anyway), plus I really have to have an empty or pressure-free agenda if I am a tad bent. I agree with FA, surely the lalalalaa of the tea blend will help you bliss out through the self-affirming bloated ego talky talk… I do tire of people who think that conversation is a series of monologues…the speaker thinks that the… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Crumbs… ijust read “plus I really have to have an empty or pressure-free agenda if I am in a bad tent”.

images of awful camping expedition with given up person sitting in poorly pitched disaster getting stoned.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Haha.. I think that was 1986 for me..

pi
pi

ahahah ladies! I am sure that has happened too, at some stage in a former life of mine 😉

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Happy birthday to MM’s awesome Gemmy daughter!! Yaay!

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth

Nice pick up BG! Yes, happy birthday!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

What? Is there no END to this Gemini Madness??

*grins*

Happy birthday to your Gemini daughter, Mystic. Hope she’s enjoying this Jupiter transit of her sign.

It’s wonderful!

fallen angel
fallen angel

Ohmigosh, I forgot. Wishing G the most amazing of birthdays.. they grow up so fast and am sure she will do her gorgeous mother proud. xxx

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

😆 That is hysterical! 😯

My most memorable encounter with an Aries was a when a girl I used to work with would hide my keys on the roof and I would have to climb up onto the roof to retrieve them. Meanwhile she would stand there smiling and planning her next prank… ON ME 😯

and what is it with people saying how good in bed they are? There is only one way to find that out… and maybe i don’t wanna know… 😯

mitra
mitra

Off topic, but honouring my ZZ intuitive signals suggests that the situation most likely to be in crisis is my hair. I want this woman’s hairdresser.

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth

So Mystic… obviously he’s trying to impress 😉

hummingbird
hummingbird

Yes my thoughts exactly! Hmmm…

mitra
mitra

He may find you more alluring that usual 🙂

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

‘…never had any complaints from anyone about his sexual performance…’
Really?! Who says that?! I mean seriously.
Ok, once I said I’d never had a one-night stand because they always come back for more, honey… – but obviously I was (trying) to be amusing/sarcastic/flippant etc.
He sounds like either a crashing bore, or freakin hilarious…

fallen angel
fallen angel

Hah! Oh Sweetness, is probably a good thing you had the brew as now you can simply let the Waves of Boasting swell over you sans disruption of the Force you know? Then you can psyche out into an alternate universe while Aries Dude blathers on wondering why his words are being deflected by your Super Juptune (yes, I mashed those together) Shield. You can be One with the Ether – levitating, whilst he rounds the grounds and kicks up dust trying to make an impact. 🙂 As for moi, I am for the first and only ever time trying… Read more »

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth

Birthday’s can be bizarre Angel. I rarely do any active party or dinner prepping myself and am in awe of those that do and pull off the epic event that everyone has a fantastic time at. . Having said that however, I think it’s great you’re organising a dinner for you if it’s out of the norm. You could have some fun with it, seating placements etc.. yes I have got a playful glint in my eye. Of course it’s fab if someone else does, well it’s easier eh, it but it’s special if you do it and you get… Read more »

gemyogi
gemyogi

Happy birthday dinner FA! Hope it’s a fabulous one!!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Ummm… if you build it they will come? It’s a celebration of YOU, so perhaps as far as possible you can plan alone, so as not to take the shine off your glam and cool. Then instruct or delegate… in essence, but i’m sure you’ll do that so it comes across as a gift to share rather than a chore for your friends. FA, you have such a gift of well expressed warm sympathy that it is hardly surprising you don’t have a friend who can offer you the same gift. Though my wish for you is that they band… Read more »

quintile
quintile

hope it goes really well – i think its very ncie to plan one’s own B-day treats – whether that is for something alone, or a small group, or a large group. Do really simple food, get in a dozen mixed bottles of mixed wine and remember – the more the merrier works better than trying to micro manage guests. Good luck!

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

Let them eat cake, dah-ling.
Wishing you an early Happy Birthday!
xo

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Wishing you an early, a very magical birth day (breakfast, lunch and dinner all included)

Pegasus
Pegasus

Birthday books being posted tomorrow. Expect in 10 days
Cherub.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Oh, Pegs you’re so sweet. Thank you, I would’ve been happy with a message but I reckon whatever you’re sending me is sure to expand my world (wicked wink). xxx

fallen angel
fallen angel

Aauuuw, you guys. Thank you so much for the early bday wishes, even if I did come about it via grizzling haha.. you are all as always, gorgeously awesome. Ok, so wow, I’m so glad all you lovelies chimed in as I am of half a mind of torpedoing the entire thing but you all made amazing points. BG, I wasn’t even paying attention to the fact that it’s out of the norm – it is. The irony is that in my work life, I’ve done event planning (yachts, museums, private clubs, etc) with pretty good budgets that I guess… Read more »

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth

I’ve ben BG’d again. This is funny.. 🙂 🙂

Now this is curious, have Jupiter in Gemini so maybe I’m morphing 🙂

BG ~ I’m sure it’s the utmost compliment!! I can’t do the ‘bug eyes’ you do.. not sure which keys?

Anyway, the important point in the message being that I’m pleased to see that you’re following through with this Angel and I’m sure it’ll be wonderful and memorable.

Sxxx

fallen angel
fallen angel

Ah, getting cross eyed from party planning and let’s face it, folks are Zap Zoning hence the extra charge in the air. So soz Scorched, silly me. And actually, it’s probably not going thru due to several peeps scheduling conflicts. I DID ask them to save the date as far as a month back but alas, I guess not. The Nubian Toro was like, can we do it another day? I chuckled and thought, do people realize its a BIRTH DAY, it falls on that day itself, there’s been enough notice and seriously? I’ll work something up but it will… Read more »

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth

I chuckled.. I’d had that earlier this week elsewhere so it’s a hidden Gem Jupe message just for me I daresay. I completely get it about the actual day thing! Can I offer a suggestion though and I’m saying this only because I’ve now involved myself and am doing ‘distance organising’ (it might catch on?! lol) but is there any chance of having the dinner on another day that will get who you want to your celebration? And while we’re at it, I suggest two, one for the real zap zoners on the actual day and one for the wanna… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

PS. Am thinking I should just call it the Zap Zone Party!

Iris Aquacat
Iris Aquacat

Happy Birthday Rising Angel. Sometimes the worst lead-ups bring the best birthdays! Make a Damiana Mugwort brew and get zoned. Zap! Stress begone. :0)x

fallen angel
fallen angel

Thanks, Iris.. I sincerely hope so. Apparently I got moved from Pluto to being resident docent of the Zap Zone as per the scopes, sigh.. I shall bear your lovely wishes in my heart and hope for them to be true. xx

scorpionic
scorpionic

I went on a date with an Aries once, after dinner and a few drinks (and allot of him talking about himself) it ended with him asking what were we going to do next to which I replied: I don’t know about you but I’m going home…

Scorpalicious
Scorpalicious

😆 nice one!! Not really a fan of Aries guys and I guess they’re no fans of mine either because we don’t click and I’ve never dated one. Not impressed by all that fiery boastful energy either.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Scorpalicious, I really cannot imagine you with one either…I think Scorpionic Death Ray Stare after the 5th boast haha..

That being said some of them are fantastically funny – not because they’re trying to be humorous, but just you know..cos they’re special haha..

scorpionic
scorpionic

thanks Scorpalicious 😉

although, I’m sure there are awesome Aries men out there and don’t hold that one experience as a reflection of potentially a twelfth of the male population, I certainly don’t consider myself to be an atypical Scorpio…

that reminds me, does anyone remember the early-mid 90s band Supergroove “Scorpio Girl” tune? I still dig it

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

Oh…my…God.
Too much of a ‘you had to be there’ scenario, to go into deets, but that’s just spooky…and funny!
….And today I find ANOTHER silver heart (3rd this month) and more gold coinage in the car park?!
oh oh.

Scorpalicious
Scorpalicious

Well it goes without saying – of course there are awesome Aries guys out there but generally it’s not an energy the elements in my chart respond to. I don’t have any Aries or Leo in my chart and with my Virgo stellium, Jupes in Toro & Cap Asc my chart is VERY earthy and i cant handle high energy types who don’t have an “off” switch. I find it really draining, and Aries/Leo squares a lot in my chart. Saggos are cool though (I have Sagg moon) and of course I adore all Earth and water signs – soothing… Read more »

Zaiborg
Zaiborg

That song was awesome…my theme/make out song for a time.
Could I possibly laugh any more today – it’s like, who the Hell WAS that person I used to call ‘me’?? Gone daddy gone.
Bye-bye now… * in my best Flight Attendant voice*

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

I recently dated one – each time he opened his mouth, I could feel a blast of energy sweeping me to the other end of the room — even if the topic was as mundane as what to eat for dinner. Once he opened his mouth, I instinctively ducked in.

Nothing against Aries guys, but his energy was vibrating too high for my Pisces rising/Cap Moon.

Scorpalicious
Scorpalicious

😆 You’ve captured that energy perfectly! Would make a great cartoon

The one time I flirted with an ex work colleague Aries (he had Leo rising too!) we were trying to organise catch-up drinks (which never happened because he was all talk and no action (mars Aqua!) he said he’d love to have a drink with me because I would make HIM look good having me at his table 🙄

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

What a tasteless idiot. A perfect piece to add on your wtf? shelf.

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

Knew this Cuban aquarius with mars in aries same thing.

Scary driving too. Had to tell him to take it down a few notches…

Pegasus
Pegasus

Dated one? I LIVED with one for 12 months. He’s not an EX-fiance for nothing. Yes and his head was actually quite large
physically, just like a baby.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Precisely. As soon as he walked into the living room, I would feel as if the room was filled with a big balloon and I was trying to squeeze in.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Like an enormous child? haha.. I don’t know why but that gives me the giggles.

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

GOLD!!!

leo-scorp grrl
leo-scorp grrl

LMFAO! “I don’t know about you but I’m going home…”

Jac
Jac

I love herbal tea. I have veritable glut of tisanes. I love dreaming too. Last night I brewed up a nice big mug of mugwort tea, settled down, and was bloomin’ wide awake for hours! Boo.

gemyogi
gemyogi

People who need to tell you how great they are, are not great.

gemyogi
gemyogi

In fact they’re a little bit SAD.

gemyogi
gemyogi

p.s. love Aries in general, I have Aries rising!!

fallen angel
fallen angel

I agree with that. If someone has to insist about something then it gets a little suspicious.. like peeps who go round trying to convince everyone they’re happy when clearly they’re not.

Or men who loiter round you 24-7 whilst mantra-ing, “I’m not looking for a relationship”. It’s like, wtf do you think this is then – a flipping bus stop?? Soz, a bit agitated. Sigh..

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

A bus stop?! 😆 You need exact fare, which is $2389.14 and you just missed one so…

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

LOL!!

leogrover
leogrover

:Love it FA. “What am i a bus stop?” ROFLOL

Pegasus
Pegasus

As my mother used to say ‘He protests too much’.

Link
Link

It never ceases to amaze me how shamelessly men flatter themselves. They are forever telling you good they are.

Good luck with Mr Low Self Esteem, you could try a brazen and obvious game of one-upmanship to demonstrate what a tosser he is.

Savannah
Savannah

Go Mystic! And report back. Lol should be a great conversation 🙂
I love fire energy but Aries is gorgeous! Biased because my youngest son & many family members are Arians.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Love it Mystic!

My first thought was, um, if the Aries coach is spending all his time boasting about his, erm, commodities, who is doing the actual coaching of the team?? Perhaps I’m finally channelling Mars in Virgo. And I do have a Cap moon, v competitive.

Maybe Gary is the asteroid governing soccer. And now Gaz is probably too focused on his Venus hook-up to be of much help. Although I suspect Venus is out of Gary’s league 🙂

Annabelle
Annabelle

Lol “Paws the ground in irritation” hahaha gold mystic gold.

Oran_Mor
Oran_Mor

I actually quite like damiana for a few reasons. Can be quite pleasant smoked too, especially if mixed with erm… that other thing that can be quite pleasant to smoke :p

DoubleMutable
DoubleMutable

I only know of a liquor called Damiana…now I’m regretting giving it away when my roomie moved out. 🙁

Is it also an herb?

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