Hands up who is feeling the Jupiter-Neptune nonsense (Jupiter in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces till July) as a surreal little buzz beneath the roar of the Zap Zone?
I SO am. Just now i went to fix myself a Green Tea – totally sensible, right? And then i thought ‘omg i have Damiana…and some loose leaves of Mugwort’ So i made myself a blend of what is basically Aphrodisiac Shamanic Tea and drank it. Super relaxing, mildly euphoric and totes legal. Within hours i should be both extra libidinal AND psychic. Perfect Dark Moon chill-out, it’s not like i have to go out or anything.
THEN i remembered – my Gemini daughter’s soccer training with one of the most Aries men in existence. I have Mercury in Aries, i LOVE Aries energy. But this Aries messes with my Qi. Everything he says is like a boast and he says a lot.
He got into commodities when they were cheap but he got out “in time.” He had tennis elbow but it went away by itself because of his amazing constitution and that he is actually really good at tennis. He has never had any complaints from anyone about his sexual performance. He does not play a musical instrument but if he did, he would no doubt excel and be doing it for a living, like in an orchestra or something.
Yes, that sort of an Aries. And he actually paws the ground in irritation when it’s not him doing the talking.
Asteroid Gary is near Venus and i will be high on Aphrodisiac Shamanic Tea by the time i get to “talk” with Aries Dude.I need a new affirmation. Lesson Du Jour: Damiana and Mugwort are amazing but you’re generally meant to drink them just before you go to bed.
They say, btw, that apart from all the properties you can Google for, that Damiana is like a diet tea because it knocks out emo eating AND mugwort is – of course – the most magical herb of all. It is the lucid dreaming herb.