The Tabloid Geisha Led A Life Of “Sex & Astrology”

Rielle Hunter posing with soft toysPolitical mistress and Tabloid Geisha Rielle Hunter apparently led a life of “sex and astrology.” It sounds totally legit. The rest of it? Hyper-weird.

This story – about the American politician John Edwards and his alleged mistress Rielle Hunter gets battier and battier as you scroll down. Sex, drugs, astrology, a threesome with Brett Easton Ellis, 101-year-old billionaires financing the mistresses hairdos, campaign funds misappropriated to spend on, um, well it’s a blur. You can read it here.

It’s salacious, of course, but also so sad as his wife – the enormously well-liked Elizabeth Edwards died a few years ago and was apparently devastated at the affair. Not just irritated as some political spouses might be. Her Sun in Kataka/Cancer was ON his ascendant and there was other rad synastry between them.

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The mistress – Rielle Hunter: born March 20, 1964 – late Pisces, Gemini Moon & I would guess Crab Rising? No, Leo. She’s hard to pick but youthful looking for her age, yes? She may well have been interested in sex, drugs, and astrology but i was her astrologer I’d say to declutter her bedroom, right?

John Edwards is Gemini (Sun-Moon-Mars-Jupiter) with Uranus Rising in Cancer. He’s got Pluto opposite his Mercury right now and has Saturn on his Neptune until October. Pluto-opp-Mercury has been hitting him for years now: worst time in your entire life to be trying to hide something lol!  This little bit of business means he could technically be facing 30 years in jail apparently.

Having said all that, I’d just like to say that sex and astrology obsessions can actually be quite healthy…productive even.   Thoughts?

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Anonymous
Anonymous

I’m a gemini moon wit youthful looks, could be how it goes. 39 look no more than 30. My Aries sun takes major issue with the affair tho. Blame more him than her, he’s married she is obviously a famefucking twit.
Can’t crawl a moment in another’s life. Let there be peace.

Inger
Inger

Astrology, astrologers ?……………come-on “EVERYONE” reads their horoscope when they read the daily newspaper. Not everyone will admit to it…Remember Nancy Reagan?…Ronnie was the Aquarian and she got the info to him that worked well at that time…
Ms. Hunter would be well served to declutter the animal farm from her bed–lol

Uranian_Scales
Uranian_Scales

Both photographs are disturbia

SourPatch
SourPatch

I can’t even get past the fact that she’s posing with stuffed toys. That IS creepy.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

I would love a lover who was obsessed with my life of sex and astrology. Make him also the heir to a champagne fortune and not a politician and we have my dream guy.

she looks like one of those skanky pisceans (i know not all are) who poses trying to look all innocent. Pearls, white shirt, demure post, sesaeme st toys – but we are not fooled.

Piscean closed for renovation
Piscean closed for renovation

exactly. secretly though, it’s crack whore mayhem.
hahahaha x

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

I wonder what the attraction/obsession was? Not seeing it. Karmic perhaps?

Scorpalicious
Scorpalicious

Mystic, what’s up with the Reply box on the blog? My new gravatar won’t show up. I’ve deleted my cookies and cleared my cache but every time I go to comment an old name I used 6 mths ago keeps popping up in the Reply box and I have to retype my current name EVERY SINGLE time. It’s frustrating.

I know a few other peeps have had the same issue to. Any ideas?

I have Uranus transiting my 3rd. I need to keep changing my gravatar image 🙂

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

!! 😆

iScorp
iScorp

I see… ‘PIscesn Under New Management’ has resorted to using an acronym to get around the issue 🙂

cosmic ram
cosmic ram

Hi Hun, could i be your email address that is linked to gravatar.com ? (i had this as i have a couple of email addresses..one for companies – one for real people)…

scorpalicious
scorpalicious

Nope. Have checked and tripled checked it a billion times.

cosmic ram
cosmic ram

On a PC if you double click the name box, it lists underneath the names you have used on this site before, but i have noticed on a mac it doesnt happen, its same same, have to type everytime, which as an Aries means its almost always wrong (typing too fast) and thus sometimes i have no gravatar piccie…
Good luck Lovely.

scorpalicious
scorpalicious

no it happens on a Mac too. I can select whichever email/name I’ve used before but in the past I’ve never had to click in the “name” and “email” section every single time I make a comment because my old name keeps appearing! And on the iphone it doesn’t remember any name at all. It’s blank.

*sigh* Never mind… I’m sweating the small stuff. I give up.

Piscean closed for renovation
Piscean closed for renovation

exactly scorpbot! but I have gone from using google chrome (awesome) to Safari (WTF.)
i decided to not be bothered and let other people be confused about my identity instead of me… I know exactly who I am // my words can speak for themsleves lolool 😀

Piscean closed for renovation
Piscean closed for renovation

lol! yes. was typing on another computer and couldn’t be bothered writing the whole thing out. And I think I have about 8 different names on this blog atm anyway (some sort of renovation or Mgt. theme usually). suits my Gemini asc anyway 😉

Anonymous
Anonymous

Ive also have that issue. Gave up caring about an identity.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

I type my name in every other time, as it disappears. Now i wish i’d chosen “cat” or “bob”.

scorpalicious
scorpalicious

😆

Piscean closed for renovation
Piscean closed for renovation

lol

Virgo Ellie
Virgo Ellie

I miss the emails from everyone posting to the topics I commented on. I use to get them and now I don’t. Did the cookies cleanup and nada. Oh well.. just makes me visit the site more often!! 🙂

PUNM
PUNM

The very first thing I noticed was the collection of stuffed toys on her bed. I simply have to say that anyone with a toy collection (you know, dolls, teddy bears, pink fluffy things that we normally associate with girls <12 yrs old) over the age of 18 really creeps me out. 22, 32, 52 years old? please, no. no no no..

andromeda
andromeda

Agreed, but what really freaks me out here is that she has a Dora the Exploradora doll – that is not her generation – that is extra creepy. Kermit, meh, but DORA, wtf?

violetmoon
violetmoon

He probably gave it to her! Now that makes my mind boggle……….

Piscean closed for renovation
Piscean closed for renovation

exactly, right? Kermit, I could understand. Even the fluffy chicken thing at the back. But the others, well.. if there was a cabbage patch kid in there I would not be surprised. *shiver*

Liz
Liz

The perspective of this photo is disturbing – very creepy. She is positioned in a way that makes her appear cartoonish as if she is the mirror image of Dora; the poor pink owl’s eyes reflect a certain terror as do Kermit and Barney’s silent screams.

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth

The owl looks like a random character from South Park.. which of course adds a whole other element of inappropriate into the mix.. yep, grinning as I type but not sure whether it’s something to laugh at or not.. random 🙂

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

It creeps me out too. If I was John I would have run as fast I could. I think he has an ego/sex addiction which makes him vulnerable to unhealthy affairs.

DoubleMutable
DoubleMutable

Guys, I’m pretty sure that is her daughter’s bed with all the stuffed animals….the illegitimate one she had with Edwards. I remember reading the story that went with this pictorial, and the rest of the pics were all of her and the kid….total exploitation for sympathy’s sake. Yick!

aqualala
aqualala

I read the same articles. Photos were made in her/their toddler’s bedroom, which I found very disturbing.

Once upon a time, I might have voted for him. Now . . . ick, ick, ick.

lionfish
lionfish

Must be my natal Mars in Virgo, but the punctuation of “mistress’s” hooked me in. Oh, and her hair. I love it. She’s just a weeny bit older than me and I find myself thinking, maybe that style I had back in my hair-metal days could stand another outing. (Leo rising)

Libra1Leo4
Libra1Leo4

At first glance, I thought that was Courtney Love looking better than usual!

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

crazy as Courtney. Both strike me as potential “stalker” obsessed women.
There’s a theory about parallel personalities. That people who look similar may in fact have some personality traits and quirks in common.
I will try to find more info.

Anonymous
Anonymous

🙂
What’s with the pearl necklace and knickers showing?

MsNoir
MsNoir

P.S. I can’t stand Barney and all his smarmy moralizing. Yuck..

MsNoir
MsNoir

Dear Mystic, you’re entitled to one tiny mistake… 🙂 You need to rest and NOT Virgo-out so much! …. Multi-tasking has its limits! lol ~ As for the American presidential nominees…. Republican and Democratic need a whole new book on their personality disorders….

david5379
david5379

uh, how could her cancer sun be on his descendant, if he is uranus rising in cancer? Wouldn’t that be on his ascendant?

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