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The caption is ideally astrological and explains the situation this couple and their cat find themselves in. Or are they actually a couple? And is that truly their cat? And WHAT are the looking at? Dude looks particularly alarmed. Maybe it’s the pilot arriving and he looks like Rasputin or someone.