I mean, LOOK at this thing. It ticks every box on the crazy-bats list.
* Stolen Pagan Festival. Easter = Oestre – Goddess of the Dawn. Think oestrogen. Oestrus as in heat. HENCE the EGGS.
* Commemorating the death and resurrection of the awesome Jesus Christ. As a vegetarian, anarchist and open-minded dude, he would have surely hated how the Pope & Co go off with moralistic cant this time of year.
* Dairy & cheap sugar laden chocolate that is pale echo of the raw super-foodie power substance of the Ancient Mayans. Yes, Mayans. Let’s throw THEM into the Easter mix.
* Bunnies, Hares, Rabbits – we shoot and eat them but commemorate at Easter in weird throwback to this being a fertility festival. ie; rabbits have a LOT of sex.
* Has to, by Papal edict or whatever, be held on a Full Moon in Libra. Cue fuqed relationship flashpoints all over the world.
If Easter were a person he/she would be under 24 hour watch by the lunatic police.
EVERY YEAR I AM GOING TO REPOST THIS CRAP & hey, as always, intelligent arguments welcome!
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