I was going to say just a pithy “no comment” with this one but then i thought about it; i have never actually thinged a Scorpio. How did this happen? I think maybe because my Neptune is in Scorpio, could that be it? So i think they’re too slippery?
Also, conspiracy theories don’t work for me as foreplay. My one date with a Scorp went to straight to hell before the entree – he flipped out because i don’t eat meat, insisted i do so and then said vegetarians can’t come. Hot, right? *
So is it true what they say? Disgusting stories welcome (just edit out the rude words so site does not get pinged by censors pls)
* Yes, i realize this statement is regarding ONE Scorpio and it is not intended to describe all or any Scorpios other than this individual.
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