Are You The Astro-Cliche Of Your Own Sign?

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hot model with unicornDavid LaChapelle

Pisces…and i like Unicorns, day-dreaming, white lacy fingerless gloves, lavender eye shadow, indigo nail polish, astrology, tarot, the I-ching, Jung, lying to make my teeth more white, champagne and skin-tight iridescent rainbow dresses in my imaginary meadow.

Are you the Astro-Cliche of your own sign?  SUN sign i mean.  When you first realized you were an XYZ, how did you feel about it? I was really, really fuqed off as i read it in a book that said Pisces was the “dustbin of the Zodiac.”

Lol, like i said before, never have a i met a Virgo who says they’re classic of their sign. They are always atypical because they, I don’t know, have not got a punctuation fetish. Or they’ve got it under control these days.

So are you an Astro-Cliche or have you evolved into an Astro-Archetype since the Primal Scream Therapy?

 

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aurora lights
aurora lights

well just when i was getting a bit full of fantasy with myself, with the good news transit potentials for this year…and drifting off into outer space far flung imaginings with those thoughts… i soon after was then soberly looking at the accompanying challenges for 2012, and then looking at the longer term challenges transits, and then got a classical astrology computerised reading of chart…oh dear…feeling quite grounded today…ho-very-hum, some different types of astrology can be very grounding and sobering indeed, i thought…and i’ve only been dabbling shallowly so far… classical astrology is not for the faint hearted am thinking…… Read more »

andromeda
andromeda

Yes, so Leo! My heart is on my sleeve at all times, despite (or because of?) my Scorpio Moon. Usually sport a golden mane styled kinda sixties, glossy and high, somewhat like a lion with a bow in its mane. Seems Leonine I love a good tan, white clothes and simple quality jewellery – it makes everyone look like an aristocratic ancient Egyptian, or at least opulent. Plus, my aura is resplendent like the sun, am exuding of magnetism, stubborn, proud, intense ego issues, loving of kids, sensitive yet off puttingly sure of my own awesomeness, generous, attention seeking… whatever,… Read more »

aurora lights
aurora lights

Wow you absolutely rock Andromeda, go you awesome highness-ness !, I love how you sound like you totally own ‘all’ of your grace 🙂

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

How embarrassing! So I said I look more Cap in dress, then later i see my wardrobe and drawers and think yes certain sections but not entirely. I think I vibe with ALMOST EVERY DESCRIPTION OF MOST SIGNS when i read them. Non-Pisceans, understand i’m not dressing up in your sign, i drink it in and take it on, channelling. There seems to be always an aspect of me that understands/IS that. The number of unsent comments (i even had a revenge story that was utterly Scorpion, inflicted perfectly ONTO a Scorpion).. Then after a few hours or even days,… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

I am Sagittarius. Very, in fact a cliche to laugh about. ‘Elsewhere’ being my fave place to be. Love aircraft & doing airport. Constantly perusing maps of the world & solar system (via Hubble). Go too fast & then fall or trip. Have 2 speeds, fast or stop. Exaggerate, make things bigger than they really are. Have the legs & horsey visage, can’t put on weight (can’t fatten a thoroughbred). Don’t mind horseshit but bullshit annoys me. Have affinity, rapport with animals. Love being unsaddled with clothes to impede me. Happiest outside, 4 walls can drive me crazy.Inability to lie… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Nice keyboard 😉

Pegasus
Pegasus

Hello Millie, it’s wierd using a plug in to my macbook BUT am getting
the 11″ AirMac, it’s a little darling, cute as & better than I-pad for useage.
My printer came good after a rest, so gald i didn’t rush & purchase new one
& waited.
Fallen Angel said i was having my on personal Merc Rx, just delayed.
‘Delayed’ is what Adelaide has been nicknamed. Appropriate for sure.

Mermaids & Motorcycles to you 🙂

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

I knew why you were so quiet but i just imagined you were away in Tahiti instead…really! It was just a happy way of missing your voice.

This morning’s description of Tahitian food…MMM…see you WERE there all along xx

Lauren
Lauren

I’m Sag Rising and share your affinity for airports and being “elsewhere”. When asked where I would be the happiest I often have to give that as a reply. I love to travel, I love the process of traveling. Even the things that most people can’t stand…the packing, the lines at the airport, the hassle at customs, the sitting still for many hours in a small uncomfortable seat. I get to the airport and I just go into zen mode, which is odd being a Scorpio. But there’s something about knowing that you have no personal control over things like… Read more »

BeccaLou
BeccaLou

Yes. I am a Taurus. Through and through. However, the element that calms me the most is water. So that intrugues me. I fall into almost all of the taurean stereotypes, stubborn, passionate… Etc.

losing my religion
losing my religion

I once heard that Virgos are accurate gossips and that seems true. Maybe it’s not that all virgos are a cliche but the ones I know are. I have a pisces rising and virgos embody my shadow side. I need them to reign in my indecisiveness, uncertainty and overly accommodating tendencies.

CanSagg
CanSagg

Usually there are a heap of Cancerians jumping up and down (including me), saying, “We’re not all chintz and lace and Stevie Nicks dresses!” Where are you?

Can be a bit crab-like emotionally – am sensitive and empathetic – but definitely feel more like my Saggo ascendant and see traits of my Aqua moon. I think anyone who met me would probably think I’m a virgo. List- and spreadsheet- and to-do-list-obsessed, grammar- and punctuation-obsessed (editor for work), tidy, organised … As above, all the Virgos I know don’t fit their stereotype that I fit rather well …

SourPatch
SourPatch

*raises hand* I think Lace is only for Moz/Portuguese mothers and weddings.

Aries_FTL
Aries_FTL

I’m so Aries it’s embarrassingly obvious to nearly everyone I meet… girl with short hair, arched eyebrows, I love exercise etc. Yup. I’m a cliche!

Aries_FTL
Aries_FTL

PS… Red is my favourite colour…

Strangelove
Strangelove

i don’t know if i’m a cliche but i do tend to have problems with balancing the mutability of my pisces rising and the cardinal qualities of being a crab. i got three planets in kataka – that’s a lot of crab you’d think! however it’s my pisces rising that catches me and unravels me all the time. just when i think i’m a moody, emotional, weepy, sap the changeling in me will shut it down or go off into neptune or something. the older i get the more i realise how changeable i am and i gotta admit, it… Read more »

FFF(formerly Fushia Fairy)
FFF(formerly Fushia Fairy)

tonight I am…..
cancer sun….moody, emotional, weepy, maternal

Piscean Closed For Renovation
Piscean Closed For Renovation

oh, god. maybe? but the gem asc sort of clouds the mermaid a little… until she simply has to get out to visit the ocean or she will be cursed to walk on land forever even though it causes her new feet terrible pain…you know…

mountaingirl
mountaingirl

I am an Aries and I am totally owning it.
It is my year….so I am not swapping myself for no-one.

(I guess that sounds kind of typical!)

Aries_FTL
Aries_FTL

You go girl!! It’s our time to be BOLDER and more INNOVATIVE than ever before. REVEL in your time!!

Tonestar
Tonestar

Yay for unicorns! I did the astro profile of the scrubs characters, and I put JD as a Pisces because he’s emotionally needy, compassionate and always off into his strange fantasy worlds in his head. He loves unicorns too!! Dr Cox is a Scorp- angry, sex obsessed, slightly alcoholic and a little bit bi-polar. (Plus he says it in one of his rants, but that’s not the point.) Jordan, his whorish ex-wife is a Gemini (and the funniest character on the show) Elliot is an Aqua, Carla is a bossy Cancer and Turk is a Leo. But UNICORNS! They’re real,… Read more »

Piscean Closed For Renovation
Piscean Closed For Renovation

hahahahaha AWESOME

GemLeoRising
GemLeoRising

Writing at a desk that’s half empty because earlier in the week I decided to swap my study and dining rooms around … but got sidetracked half way through (will have to finish the job eventually though because the dining table makes the study a bit too cosy). Not really into lists, but figure it might help me get a handle on all of the books I’ve started but never finished because another one came along, or the projects that are only half done (I have a top I started knitting in the eighties and haven’t given up on yet).… Read more »

Cygnette
Cygnette

Before I found out I had a Piscean ascendant, I always thought my parents had lied to me about being born in April (Aries). I have always felt like a Piscean (neptune trine ascendant/venus). I was the kid who spent hours in the garden/kingdom being fascinated by absolutely every living (and non-living) thing, and the woman whose boyfriends described her as serene. However, I was also the kid who bossed all my friends into acting out my detailed playtime fantasies, and the compassionate human rights advocate who could pack a punch when she had to. Yes, three planets in Aries… Read more »

ArienScorp
ArienScorp

Courage is compassion is how I see it.

Cygnette
Cygnette

Have to think on that one. Sometimes telling it like it is to highlight injustice cuts people to the core, even when you’re trying your best to protect their feelings. Change is brought about by disruption, not usually by making people feel good about what they’re already doing. Although I can see that being compassionate may be what drives courage….

GeminiLibra
GeminiLibra

In some ways I am, but I have just one planet Sun in Gemini so…

I love to talk, love conversation, I’m tall, slim, always in the move, I hate boredom, I have million hobbies and interests, I’M WRITING A BOOK, people usually see me as smart person, I have never been in a relationship for more than 3 month, I don’t cry, don’t show my emotions, I think way too much, I love to read… Hmmm what else

mulltiair
mulltiair

That’s so funny. I am also a gemini who has never been in a relationship for more than 3 months. I call my condition ‘relationship interrupts’. So glad to know I’m not the only one.

rosebud
rosebud

my friend’s mom’s a gemini and she’s writing a book too? 😀 I didnt know this was a gem astro cliche, will be sure to tell her. Any particular reason why gemini though?

Tropic of Scorp
Tropic of Scorp

Scorp Sun/Cap rising/Sagg moon

I’m moody, loner Grinch who likes to travel… preferably to places where the temperature is scorchio! 🙂

Nobody has ever picked me for a Scorp. At work i’m in full Cappy mode and in social situations my Sagg moon comes out to play.

Tropic of Scorp
Tropic of Scorp

oh and… I’m a bit of a Cap rising cliche

Yes – looking younger than my years

Yes – obsession with work and career for my whole life, right up until last year when Neptune moved into my 2nd house and Pluto started riding my Asc.
My ambition now is to become a beach bum. No more ladder climbing for me. I’d be happy in a straw hut near the ocean – as long as I’ve got my flat screen tv and internet access (Gem NN).

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

“At work i’m in full Cappy mode and in social situations my Sagg moon comes out to play.”

Yes, clearly Skelly at work was not a frivolous Saggi joke but rather a poor colleague whom you Capricornially worked to the bone.

Tropic of Scorp
Tropic of Scorp

😆 you remembered! Too true!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

i’ll never forget! I really want one. I can imagine my colleagues if i left it there. My immediate desk neighbour is a Scorp, and there’s a Cap.

I was dressed by some Arabians in full black dress, headscarf and veil, so I quickly ducked into the office and popped my head around the Aries boss’ door and said, “I’m just off to lunch,” and he LITERALLY fell off his chair.

Tropic of Scorp
Tropic of Scorp

😆 😆 oh, you’d have so much fun with a skelly if you had one. The day I had him at my desk, before i took him home, was hilarious. Everybody in the whole office took part in cracking jokes, and just when we thought we had exhausted all the death/bones/skeleton related one liners someone would manage to pull another one out of the bag. The entire office was in stitches! I pretended Bones was my boyfriend and every now and then someone would ask how he was, which I loved cos I could make up funny stories. I ended… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

*adores*

hometime
hometime

Aqua sun. Tall, square shoulders, skinny. Favourite colour used to be purple when I was a kid, as an adult it’s deep blues. Always had a science fiction / fantasy thing, but can’t abide reading normal literary fiction. Why would I want to waste my time becoming emotionally involved in something thats made up? And doesnt even have space ships? Have always been a bit of a contrarian, tended to always refuse to follow a trend I thought too popular. Have learnt to control rampant urges to play devil’s advocate just for the sake of it. Unfortunately also suffer from… Read more »

rosebud
rosebud

Aqua sun:
DEFINITELY think i’m always right
REALLY hurt when people i fucking hate aren’t wallowing in their misery that they can’t be more like that awesome girl Rosebud..
LOOOVe playing devil’s advocate and have gotten into a billion too many fights over it- why can’t people jsut see where they’re wrong? Answer: because they’re wrong!!

i love to have fun with it though 😀

Anonymous
Anonymous

LOVE THIS! My mom is also an Aqua (Sun, Merc, Venus) and she drives herself crazy over the same thing. She gets almost obsessive when she hates someone and they aren’t being punished by the universe. I’m surprised she doesn’t have any Scorpio in her chart because boy can she hold a grudge. I think it’s amusing and can’t exactly disagree because of my own Aqua moon and Scorp asc. 🙂

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

Twas me.

H.C.
H.C.

fixed signs = definitely capable of holding a grudge. hell, holding onto ANYTHING.

I have an Aqua mom as well. same idea. 😀

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

AquaMa with Aries Moon. Watch the f* out. She fights dirty, fast and at high volume…anything to WIN.

H.C.
H.C.

Guilty: I’m so much of a Capricorn that I had mentally decided that writing out all the ways I’m true to my sun sign probably wasn’t a good use of my time.

(Thank goodness for Moon and Merc in Aqua that keeps me weird and Venus in Pisces that makes me have these slippery things called Feelings.)

vs
vs

I am a critical Virgo Sun. I like being one. Kali or Lalita today? Athena with her owl. An independent woman, looking back over her shoulder. Or the little girl lost. The Persephone myth always fascinated me, looking for my Pluto. Having a Virgo Sun is my pure desire to help others. To serve, in the truest sense- without malice, or expectation. To be patient, and to help when help is needed, even if that means helping one’s self. I am ok with being the typical Virgo- quiet and retiring, but an opinion on everything. An eye that misses nothing,… Read more »

Bluesky
Bluesky

vs–this is a good description of Virgo. More “exact” and “precise” 😀 I am a Sun Virgo (also one of the ones who way back when read my sign’s traits and thought “what????!!!”—didn’t think I was like that, and still don’t–or not the hackneyed and lazy-man version of a Virgo). But a fuller picture of Virgo makes me say yes I am full fledged Virgo. Cliche bits: detail oriented in terms of what I observe and how I process and think (I can see many sides of an issue at the same time) picky about certain things (can only have… Read more »

Bluesky
Bluesky

I think I just wrote a book

So much better than doing financial paperwork!

Tropic of Scorp
Tropic of Scorp

“…also must carefully feel every single piece of fruit or vegetable that I buy”

😆 that cracks me up!! I’m the same. I have Mars, Uranus and Pluto in Virgo. I also spend hours comparing ingredients and nutritional data on packs of food.

Bluesky
Bluesky

same:) I also have that Uranus/Pluto conjunction

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

God, I hope not. I’m not conservative. But I am a total busy body.

mulltiair
mulltiair

I’m a Gemini. I have 2 children and 2 jobs: teaching and writing novels (how Gemini is that!) I have Mercury in Taurus so I don’t actually like talking much but behind closed doors I spend all my spare time reading, watching TV or going to the movies and I can’t start the day without reading the newspaper even if it is full of crap. I teach art which I’m terrible at but I am really good at my job because I just get the kids who are good at art to tell me how they do it and then… Read more »

Piscean closed for renovation
Piscean closed for renovation

you sound like fun, multiair!

Unicorn Capricorn Girl
Unicorn Capricorn Girl

Your description of yourself sounds exactly like me, though my sun sign is Capricorn. I’m typical in some ways, very atypical in others. Driven, career oriented, practical but on the other hand very artistic, *obsessed* with unicorns, all things iridescent, indigo nail polish, astrology, (Chinese and Western) the I-Ching etc. My personal style is very eclectic and colorful, and daring for a Capricorn. When it comes to makeup I am at times at war with myself, often preferring the way conservative makeup looks on my features, but in the end my desire for bold iridescent purples or shimmering colors or… Read more »

H.C.
H.C.

My favorite Cap with a Venus in Pisces is Zooey Deschanel (she’s actually a triple cap). It seems like it really softens the somber old goat and makes us a bit more mushy and zany. Not a bad thing at all. I also have North Node in Pisces. 🙂

However… I’ll still stick with my drab-colored wardrobe, thankyouverymuch. I can’t wear anything that’s not black, brown, dust, dark olive, navy… you get the idea. I’m obsessed with the lines of clothing, but less so with the colors.

Unicorn Capricorn Girl
Unicorn Capricorn Girl

Interesting! I wasn’t at all aware of Zooey Deschanel’s astrological background 🙂 I do find that I wear a lot of greys and navy, and the earth tones when I want to look particularly good. Maybe that’s part of the earth sign thing…and the Aquarius rising causes the attraction to bold colors, especially purple..and I have a real thing for turquoise as well.

SourPatch
SourPatch

Only thing cliched about me is my moods/acute sensitivity to other’s emotional states. Other than that, its just hard for me to be emotionally open with other people. That’s the beauty of having Sun-Opposite Ascendant….what you see ain’t what you get. I sometimes abhorr daintiness in other females, and get pissed when people try get personal with me too fast. I just recently had a Scorpio Mars co-worker do that to me and honestly its the reason I avoid putting myself on the same days as she in the schedule. Its just soooo infuriating and I have no idea why.… Read more »

Venus a-go-go
Venus a-go-go

Can’t talk… Baking a cake whilst gardening. Then book time in couch and listen to music.
Mooooooooooo.

Sariel
Sariel

Dragons over unicorns. Vibrant red, orange, and purple instead of pastels. No to the indigo nail polish and lavender eye shadow-give me black eyeliner and red lips. Honest to a fault. Red wine over champagne. Astrology is cool, but psychology 101 is more my forte. Absolutely NO chickflicks allowed, but lotr and narnia is ok. And I am a saver, not a spender. What stereotype do I fit?

rosebud
rosebud

aquarius on capricorn methinks

Ariel
Ariel

Obviously high in fire energy! You sound like you have some imagination-starter in Sagg – as I do with a Saturn-Uranus conjunction in that sign, & love LOTR/ Narnia.

Jen Scorpio
Jen Scorpio

No way. I’m not secretive, power-hungry, ruthless, jealous, suspicious, overbearing, dangerous, obstinate, moody, secretive, intolerant cunning. However,……… I am happy to own up to being a little bit protective, passionately caring, tenacious, sensual and magnetic. And if anyone tries to say otherwise, I will get them, I swear to good I will………

Piscean closed for renovation
Piscean closed for renovation

hehehe

Nathan
Nathan

Capricorn: Lead from the front, hate having incompetent management, stylish dress code and modernised 1930’s apartment with balance of modern and classic furniture, have a taste for “chicken,” my knees are stuffed, I look 5yrs younger than I am, have the driest sense of humour and fastest wit, need to be in control of every facet of a situation to be completely comfortable, plan ahead really well (I’ve planned my funeral, and my 30th next week was in planing mode 5yrs ago) and as on track and controlled and grounded as I can be, I’ll still piss it up on… Read more »

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Nice! See THAT is the new Cap Cliche we need to start propagating, none of this stoic, stale, conservative crap – we’re the people who can drink the bar under the table and still make their 9am AND close the deal with a punchline while there! But Gosh, could you lend some of those Cap planning skills to me? I canceled my 30th a few years back as it all got too hard. Today I am madly calling places for my birthday this weekend as the place I just assumed would work out didn’t… EEK. Have a good one next… Read more »

Nathan
Nathan

Hahaha, if you were in Perth I’d just say come and share mine!

I don’t think you’re tapping into the “I Use” energy we have Lex. I don’t just plan, I manifest.

When we’re set in what we want and have all the details figured out, out astro-energy manifests all the right people and connections to make it happen. Get your Cap on and make like The Magician!!!

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Aah, but I’m the mega-Virgo Cap… I make the manifesting for others… There’s that damn martyr complex again 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous

Moon in Leo, I understand self-martyrdom, trust me. But all the same, what you can do for others you can do for yourself. Be more selfish Lex and hey, being of service so much means you’re entitled karmicly to get back

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

It’s a tricky time of year. I am mid-planning for my Cap son’s party which is next week, and it feels like everyone is just broke, over it and not interested in a party. But party I shall!

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Party up! Please do. Yes, I have lived the life of a birthday one week after new years eve which is one week after Xmas eve, and you just learn to accept the party fatigue, but we must remain vigilant to properly celebrate our Caps! Having said that, I’m lucky, have loved an Xmas eve born AND and a new years day babe… That’s kinda rough…

heathenhexe
heathenhexe

sun scorpio, moon gemini, asc gemini. the only thing i relate to more than taboo horniness is being a full-on spazz.

aqualala
aqualala

Aquarius sun, Scorpio moon, Libra rising. I’m a walking, talking, emotionallydetachedpassiveaggressivedetailobsessed cliche.

ts
ts

taurus sun with scorp rising and multiple cap (moon-uranus-neptune-north node).

i have a very good time, and everything gets done. it’s good to be a stereotype.

cinders
cinders

Yes, I have the punctuation/grammar/spelling fetish – but every time you bring out your pictures of isn’t this just THE perfect Vigro bathroom/bedroom I want to scream.

But, hahaha, that just means I am one of these not the typical Virgos and in denial doesn’t it?

Or could you be thirty or forty years out of date re your conceptions of Virgos as anal-retentive clean freaks?

2Natured
2Natured

I identify more with my 6th house sun, in Pisces, than Pisces in general. My job has to involve working for the benefit of others and “making the world a better place.” But I have Saturn and Venus on the angles and I think they influence me more than anything.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

I was a cliche Gem. Thanks to never ending Pluto + Saturn transits… the talkative and glib self left my outer shell, now enjoying herself in my head.

To outsiders, I now try my best to look professional, distant…As a result, a colleague almost fell to the floor when he saw me tap dancing..I was sure he wouldn’t notice….

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Absolutely… Definitely a cliche Gemini… In every way… 😯 Actually… 😯 Now that I think about it… I’m not so sure… 😯

😯

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

LOL! ambiguity 🙂

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

I wish the Virgos I knew were astro cliches with a punctuation fetish. I’ve only just gotten used to my best Virgo friend never using apostrophes when he contacts me. The other one doesn’t even know there is such a thing as a possessive apostrophe. Or she’ll put an apostrophe somewhere random, like “tree’s” when it’s just a plural “trees.” I only have Merc and MC in Virgo and I feel more like a grammar whore than them, and they’re not only Virgo suns but with Merc and other things in Virgo too. Wahhh! For the longest time I never… Read more »

LadyLeo
LadyLeo

I feel exactly the same way Catsmeow. I never felt like I resonated with my sun Leo because I am fairly quiet, not a social butterfly and always shunned the limelight and performance. People are always surprised that I’m a Leo because of my shyness. But as a get older I recognize more of the lioness in me; I do like attention and getting recognition and will sulk internally if it moves away from me, ultra sensitive, creative, I like to have the best (something my frugal Virgo mother never understands “why would you pay this much when you can… Read more »

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

I’m actually not sure what my gen is officially called, but I’m Pluto in Scorpio! I’ve seen someone say on here that as we get older we get more like our sun signs, stop relying on our ascendants as much, that sort of thing, so maybe that’s how it is with us? So you are an Aqua asc? Fantastic! I have an Aqua moon and I instantly recognized it too. 🙂 I tell you, with the fiery and watery emotions of my Scorp asc/Leo sun combo, the Aqua moon is what keeps me sane. You do sound just like me!!… Read more »

LadyLeo
LadyLeo

I’m Pluto in Scorpio too and gen y is roughly 1983 to 2000 I think. I hope that’s true that we grow into our sun sign because I could use more Leo confidence and roar! although I do like my aquarian side, it explains all my weirdness and need to be individual lol You have a neat mix of water/fire/air! Yeah, maybe it’s cos I’m still in my 20s and too busy being selfish and all :p maybe the desire for offspring will come later…or maybe not And you’re right, adoption is such a good way to go, so many… Read more »

rosebud
rosebud

ahahahah great- sun conj. asc in aquarius- the more i grow out of my aquaness, the more i stay my kiddish aqua self. at least i’ll have a good time?

Charley
Charley

Oh totally. To look at I don’t think I could pass for anything other than Scorpio. Black hair, black eyebrows, red lipstick, leopard print, beady eagle eyes, bedroom full of taxidermy, secretive, private, intense, loyal, obsessed with the occult/astrology/supernatural, blends well with the Aries ASC as actually most ‘Scorpionic in the cliché’ way people I know are actually either Virgo or Aries. Too much fire and air though in my chart to be extreme. I think the Sag makes me silly and the overwhelming Libra (I know I always go on about it) has a massive levelling effect. But I… Read more »

T
T

“But I am a Sun in the 8th house Scorpio so I forget that my comfort with the realms of sex and death and otherness isn’t totally normal.” Me too, and I totally second this! It took me a long time to figure out that what was normal to me was weird and scary and uncomfortable to a lot of other people. I’m especially bad at comforting friends and family members who’ve had to deal with the deaths of loved ones, because my attitude toward death is so pragmatic (so I usually shut up and just listen to them, which… Read more »

H.C.
H.C.

“bedroom full of taxidermy” reminded me of this video… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

Fishngoat
Fishngoat

Pisces. Agree with the offline and solo conversations thing. Totally have that going on. The biggest thing that convinces me I really am a fish that shouldn’t have feet is the number of health problems I’ve had with my feet since I can remember. Ie; large glass cuts, broken legs, broken foot bones, multiple sprained ankles(both feet),cellulitis infections, multiple surgeries, heel spurs, toenail dramas,cracked heels, excema. Nothing ever happens to the rest of me!! Seriously, shoulda had fins. 🙂

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

OH! That hurts to read… poor thing! And you of course know the Cap glyph is mergoat.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

If anyone ever saw me in any ONE of those items from the described/pictured get up you should just shoot me straight in the eyes ‘cos my vision obviously doesn’t work. Saturn sq Venus: often look bit more Cap in colours and cut. I AM trying to add pink lately, just a tad. A Scorpio knew just what to say: Pink and black were Elvis’ favourite colours. Must vibe off Sag Asc and Leo MC, or even 5th h Sun. i love it when someone asks my sun sign, and i often say i don’t know or oh do you… Read more »

Lauren
Lauren

Out of curiosity I had to find the origin of the “dustbin” quote. Linda Goodman’s books were some of the very first that I read as a teen too, but this quote isn’t from her. It’s from Vivian Robson, in his book ‘Astrology and Sex’. The actual quote is: “Pisces has been called the ‘dustbin of the zodiac’ and there is probably no sign quite so capable of producing such a state of sloppily, emotional senselessness as Pisces, or one which tends so readily, like Viscount Castlereagh and the pump, to ‘spout and spout and spout away, like one weak,… Read more »

Lauren
Lauren

Alright, so I read a few pages back on Amazon and he does preface his descriptions of the signs by saying that he doesn’t think that enough astrologers deal fairly with the good AND the bad traits of the signs. Therefore he’s purposely highlighting the negative attributes, since he feels these become more significant to consider when two people are married and relating on a more intimate level. And just so the Pisces don’t feel so along in this criticism, he also faults the Scorpio woman on her jealousy, pride, domineering disposition, sulkiness and sarcasm (while saying nothing of the… Read more »

Savannah
Savannah

Mad, sad, bad.

Savannah
Savannah

Aqua!

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

Universal love baby! We all have our spiritual script,

if everyone would give room for people to play there part.

The world would be a better place. But EVeryone would have to understand astrology- we got alotta work cut out for us guyz..

rosebud
rosebud

its getting better- all the losers in my grade are sooort of getting into those daily facebook astro portraits- ‘THEYRE SO ACCURATE’ yea. wait till you find out they’re all copy/pasted and that you know NOTHING.

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

Venus in leo guys, wow there always trying to find out if there the only one. No your not but you wont be here long enough to find out thats none of your business… My venus in pisces doesnt take well to telling to to find ONE person special.. Sheeh!

Anonymous
Anonymous

haha that is so true. i’ve got venus in leo and definitely want to feel like i’m the only one. i have liked a couple of people with venus in pisces though, and they are they way you described the sign above… i know that getting into it though and basically just expect and accept that i haven’t been the only one, though I secretly desire to be the most “special” one of the various individuals that they’ve liked in the past lol

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

Hey we still love u tho that is the most important part!

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

I know a guy that is gemini aqua asc libra moon… Same thing no emotions…
Its a little freaky for me as my scorpio moon feels everything intensely.

So he wants to get married, im like you dont know me. Even after 4 years, nope still dont know meee.. Hes beginning to open his mind to astrology, if can grasp it one day, i might say yes.

AquaMeg
AquaMeg

Hey Aqualeoscorpmm, each time I see your name it looks like Aqualeoscope, which I suspect would be an awesome golden time-traveling mirror. 🙂

I couldn’t date air signs, ended up marrying a Pisces.

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

Yea, i know its kinda long but this is my first blog participating in besides a few of those really grown up conversations you get on youtube. I have mercury in the 7th and so i think i could take a air sign, if i wanted a relationship, but i been so agianst them for a while now. But other aquas? No way too much electiricity for me. Water signs do soothe me though cancers activate my 12th since it rules my 12th pisces my 8th and scorpio, not really clashes with my moon and disturbes the deepest part of… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

Astro cliche to the sun sign? No. More like astro cliche to all the different influences. My Venus in Leo makes me love mirrors and yes, I’m a bit vain. Also performance oriented. And I NEED, WANT, HAVE TO GET attention haha.. but the Virgo Rising tempers it from all loss of subtlety. I’m also loyal and I want my peeps to shine. My Merc in Gemini makes me quicksilver in thinking but it doesn’t hold me back from delving deeply should I need to. It does tend to filter what doesn’t interest me since that doesn’t stay very long.… Read more »

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

Your comment got me curious about Chiron & I googled it. What a rich area of exploration that is! The wound that never heals, but causes growth if you let it.

I have it in Pisces, which apparently means I attracted wounded people & am sensitive to other’s suffering to the point of burnout. (Yep.)

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

Ive always felt very close to my sun astro cliche, except for the zany sex part.
But i know now my virgo stellium cant take all those body stuffs for longer than 30 – 45 mins max. And then i must shower.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Hilarious!

Charley
Charley

Or go back to work? 😉

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

I have a neptune singleton in sagi my only fire sign, so not back to work, back to daydreaming & life surfing, aimlessly but always in the direction of truth. I do like sex, i just dont like being sweaty. its like after 30 minutes the law of diminishing returns kicks in for me, my mates are clean, im just turned off by anything that doesnt smell like a tangerine.. Maybe i should start a relationship with one..

scorpiorising
scorpiorising

🙂

year of the fox
year of the fox

I have yet to meet an Aqua that is into “zany sex” if that makes you feel better. : 3 It would be better to say they have “unique needs” during sex (if you can call it that) and are somewhat detached even with that.

And strangely, I seem to get the Aquas with either poor hygiene (can’t smell their own filth) or they are super-clean freaks. 🙁 So extreme.

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

Ive met some, and ive met guys with uranus in the 8th,, bleh… Too much for me…

Joan
Joan

haha great question! Gemini Sun here 9th h equal 10th h placidus l love and hate the social media thing. l know lot’s of people from all sorts of backgrounds but only few are true friends and mostly older people (might be the saturn Leo 11th). l can make contacts easy but l feel it’s just a facade because when someone knows me better l feel another side of me emerges more calm, more me a deeper side not for all to see and not at all tralala as one might think when they first meet me. l love to… Read more »

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Hey Joan, fellow gem here. Yours and my post were the longest sofar, and filled with yes, no and maybe . Haha. Hi five! 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous

Well I am a Gemini but have never felt like one. I have bad written communication skills and terrible at languages but communicate visually and more emotively (cancer asc). But I do look alot younger (Which is annoying as I keep attracting men 15 yrs my junior) and am always on the move. Very rarely need down time. I keep going till I collapse or burnout. And always overload myself with projects. But I have stayed in the same industry for 20yrs. Socially I do flit but I am by no means shallow. I have my staple, stable circle of… Read more »

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Ok, I will talk underwater and am yet to be convinced that water is not listening and my letters ( which I STILL love writing ) run off the page but when I first read about Geminis I rejected astrology on the factual error of the claim that we lack depth. Since then yes I have met some who fit that description but on behalf of the astro twinsets out there – our playfulness and cheer is not merely decorative; it has a purpose and we serve it. Perhaps those criticisms of shallowness come from they who simply can’t keep… Read more »

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

And yes, I am cliched androgynous gem.

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

Its so true u know roybn the swedish singer is a gem, she looks like a boy and a girl…

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Thanks ALS , just googled her and think I have found my pop music dopelganger ! She even dances like me. * like * thanks for the steer 🙂 x

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Ah you are SO Gem, and this is a fantastic description of what it’s like to be Gem…i guess.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

I am Gem, chart is air + earth. I would love some fire too..

AquaMeg
AquaMeg

Love the idea of reording an astro package. I’ll take off the Neptune in the 7th opposite my ascendant and move it to the first house, please! Pick a different sign for my moon other than Virgo, maybe a Fish (would be my 10th house) or Leo (would be my 3rd house) moon. Thanks universe! 🙂

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Or an astro trading post. Quadrupled, take some of my fire, i have more than enough to give!

current
current

Uranus opposing my Piscean Ascendant and a loaded 12th house Aqua seems to take the rainbow out of this multiple conjunct Piscean.

I would also like to thank my Scorpio 8th house Moon for some sting.

year of the fox
year of the fox

I have some traits of my sun sign but not others:

(yes) sensitive to fairness/justice
(yes) idealistic
(yes) likes symmetry
(yes) likes balance
(yes) a bit artsy
(yes) intelligent
(yes) likes beautiful things/people/stuff
(yes) has trouble making up her mind about small decisions like what to wear or eat

(no) likes pink
(no) flirty
(no) social
(no) superficial
(no) talkative
(no) prefers style over substance

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

Hmm ive yet to meet a libra that is not superficial in there comunications…
Id say fairly intelligent. 🙂

year of the fox
year of the fox

If a Libra is superficial with you, it’s because we don’t know you yet. We don’t like to let other people see our less-pretty (emotional) side because it makes us feel vulnerable. It’s the way we armor…well that and keeping someone at arm’s length with our intellectual side. But you Aquas can totally pwn Libras with your ability to detach even further.

But I have Sagg rising and I’m Scorp Moon.

Tropic of Scorp
Tropic of Scorp

Oh wow, you have the same astro as a good friend of mine. I ADORE him. He’s definitely not shallow and with his Venus and Mars in Scorp as well, he’s more Scorp than I am!!! I find sometimes that it’s not always the Sun sign of a person that irks me but the hidden aspects, because some people strongly vibe their moon or rising. For example, I like Cancer women but Cancer rising peeps makes my skin crawl with their neediness. And Moon in Libra people are infuriating with their superficiality. But then again, maybe I’ve come across the… Read more »

year of the fox
year of the fox

LOL! I think Scorpio anything is hard for any Air sign because we want to be light and fluffy but we can’t when we are touched with Scorp. 🙁 Libra as a Sun sign is a bit like cooking with tofu. It takes on the flavour of other items you cook with. A lot of times it is def. over powered by Scorp Moon-Lilith & (Pluto conj Mars), Sagg, and Uranus conjunct Sun. Not that I like his music or anything, but Eminem is a Libra with Scorp Moon. His music is def. intense, in-your-face, and even sarcastic at times.… Read more »

Tropic of Scorp
Tropic of Scorp

I’m not a huge fan of Eminem’s music either (although I’d rather listen to him than Lady Gaga and other commercial pop crap) but I do like HIM. I love his rags to riches, triumph over adversity story (appeals to my Cap Asc) and his love of words. He’s very talented. I have a bit of an obsession with Detroit too, so of course i loved his movie – ‘8 Mile’. I always thought he had moon in Scorp too but i just googled him again cos i wanted to see where his Mercury is and according to wiki he… Read more »

year of the fox
year of the fox

My bad! I don’t know where I read Eminem had moon in scorp. The gingko is working in reverse apparently. And yes, rags-to-riches stories are the backbone of the american dream. 🙂 There is a Cap pull for sure even if the U.S. is considered Cancer country. But yes, too much Air is like…whoa. I feel like i don’t know my Air-kind at all. 🙁 Unfortunately, I have known (in the biblical way) too many Aquas for my own good. Virgo is pretty irresistible until you have to put up with their weird rules for condiment purity and such that… Read more »

Tropic of Scorp
Tropic of Scorp

Should have clarified that my friend is a Libra sun, Scorp moon, Sagg rising.

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

Detachment is not the same as superficial.

Detachment is more objective, i mean in a sense of studying a topic in depth i dont see that in libras, even with a rising sign. They think lightly. Just want everything to be nicey nice.

Guess that is the second octave of air.. The third holds quite a bit more depth. And the first even less than libra…

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

But i have not many, with scorpio moon would provide alot of depth. My sister is classic libra tho talk about a government or social issue too long and – i gotta go..

munin
munin

i’m a libra who actually grew into her sunsign and is at this point more content than ever to embrace the cliches including the flirting (that’s an art), the love of pretty (because i’m against the “life is nasty, brutish and short” philosophy), the love of pink (especially the dusty pink. the most beautiful color), the love of relationships, and even the seemingly superficial part. you know, i am not one of those people who take themselves too seriously and i do not like people who do that either. i do like conversations especially with interesting characters (which more often… Read more »

Cassie
Cassie

Oh good gawd, yes.

Bring meats and cheeses to my bed, have sex with me, then bring me dessert and would you mind cleaning my kitchen while I take a nap? Doesn’t matter if you mind, I’m already asleep.

(Taurus, if that wasn’t already clear!)

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Lol. Cassie You just described my best Tauro friend to a tee! 🙂

Aqualeoscorpmn
Aqualeoscorpmn

Thanks for the warning, my god, and not the religious one.

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

I am, in that I have dyed blonde hair and love mirrors. Mirrored lamps, tables etc. I have friends who are more Leo (more planets in Leo) but I have certainly been picked as a Leo by people before. I had a horrible dream last night in which my ex and his partner decided I was not getting my Leo rising son good enough haircuts. They started taking him around the world to have haircuts by different creative types like Riccardo Tisci and Annie Leibovitz to prove what could be done for him in terms of hair. They filmed all… Read more »

St Pisces
St Pisces

Such a glam sort of nightmare 🙂

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Agree .

Charley
Charley

Aaaah Leo and the mirror, my Mother’s house is full of them and all at her level which means I have to crouch down to use them haha.

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