Heavy Metal Zodiac

Heavy Metal AstrologyI got sent this and it’s probably just a Void Moon in Pisces thing but the longer you look at it, the more profound it seems to be…

Thoughts?

 

 

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Emily
Emily
December 6, 2011 4:54 am

THIS IS INCREDIBLE. and *SO* spot on!

piscean closed for renovation
piscean closed for renovation
December 5, 2011 5:18 pm

HAHAHA I fucking LOVE pisces omg

plutonicfemme
plutonicfemme
December 5, 2011 4:06 pm

Is the Virgo Eddie Van Halen? I mean have we seen that virgo and eddie van halen in THE SAME ROOM lately? Actually that virgo does a bang-up job of impersonating goldie hawn on her better days. But there is no way she’s a virgo, surely?

Scorptropic
Scorptropic
December 5, 2011 4:15 pm
Reply to  plutonicfemme

Goldie Hawn 😆 no she’s a Scorpio would you believe! Moon in Gem, Merc in Sagg and Mars Leo – all that would lighten up the Scorp vibe!

plutonicfemme
plutonicfemme
December 5, 2011 4:22 pm
Reply to  Scorptropic

yah she is masquerading as a gemini for sure. But have you seen her in the Banger Sisters?

she and eddie – NEVER seen in same room, might i add.

Scorptropic
Scorptropic
December 5, 2011 5:55 pm
Reply to  plutonicfemme

nope, haven’t seen the movie. I bet she’s a Leo Asc – that hair!!.

Ali B
Ali B
December 5, 2011 1:51 am

Thanks for the giggle on this negative vibey w-end.

virgo librarian
virgo librarian
December 4, 2011 11:39 pm

I like that the metal-zodiac is by Jolly Rotten.

Chris K
Chris K
December 4, 2011 10:14 pm

As an Aries, I am a bit worried about the Aries representation!! but I love them in general – very funny and spookily accurate ….. (but not Aries of course :-)))

Lauren
Lauren
December 4, 2011 4:47 pm

The Scorpio guy reminds me of Peter Steele from Type O Negative, but he was a Capricorn with Moon in Saggo. I do know quite a few Scorp guys who epitomize the goth metal rocker look though. Scorp metal guy kinda looks like that French male model with multiple conjunct Scorpio that Mystic posted about before, only not as “pretty”. I remember that post mentioned him being part of a subgroup that was born Scorpio with lots of Capricorn everything. My Scorp ex had a nearly identical chart.

purpleta
purpleta
December 5, 2011 8:31 am
Reply to  Lauren

I thought the exact same thing. I got to see his picture after he was dead… developed a post-mortem crush on him.

Kata
Kata
December 4, 2011 3:33 pm

True, pisces would have already smoked and drank to be ready for the show lol. I was thinking crude things about the aries too haha. Poor guy(s) it just looks wrong. Me being aries and a having been thru my metal phases feel like he’s way misrepresented. Maybe he’d be moshing, fighting, crowd surfing, or something thrilling.

Saturnalien
Saturnalien
December 4, 2011 2:52 pm

This is hilarious! I reckon the Aqua looks like Hugin from the Danish black metal band Blodarv, I don’t know what his sign though. (Make up + blood bath screams black metal genre to me.)

I want to say something seriously crude about the Aries dude but I shall refrain…

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth
December 4, 2011 1:05 pm

I had to have a look. Some of these were really tough to emulate. Once upon my youth I guess you could say I was into Metal, certainly a rock chic so I had to see how I’d go, test my knowledge and sure enough I had to rely on the internet to assist! These aren’t all in my collection but it’s been a fun exercise under a Neptune vibe 🙂 Aries – Tom Hunting, Exodus *struggled to get this look, went with the only I could find, possibly not the most accurate* Taurus – Joey Jordan, Slipknot * yeah,… Read more »

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth
December 4, 2011 1:11 pm
Reply to  Scorched Earth

Aqua is of course Alice.. just too obvious that I wanted to try to find another.. virtually impossible!!

My sister = metal lover, music, look etc and Scorpio 🙂

Savannah
Savannah
December 4, 2011 1:58 pm
Reply to  Scorched Earth

I love Nikki Sixx I follow him on twitter he’s funny and talented I love his photography.

Zaiborg
Zaiborg
December 4, 2011 12:53 pm

*giggle*
This Scorp has very, erh, eclectic musical tastes, to say the least…
Have WORSHIPPED Gary Numan since I was 16, who’s new album Dark Son Rising (released on my birthday), is very dark, heavy and Goth. LOVE.
Don’t mind the occasional head bang now and then when I’m in a ‘mood’.
*makes Death Metal sign of the Devil and pokes tongue out*

Zaiborg
Zaiborg
December 4, 2011 1:00 pm
Reply to  Zaiborg

Er DUH!
Blame it on the pseudoephedrine.
That would be ‘Dead Son Rising’

Scorptropic
Scorptropic
December 4, 2011 1:02 pm
Reply to  Zaiborg

ah Gary Numan… you too eh. *nods* I was totally obsessed with him and Magazine, Killing Joke, Theatre of Hate, early Ultravox… the list goes on.

leogroover
leogroover
December 4, 2011 3:17 pm
Reply to  Scorptropic

been listening to Ultravox lately its on my gym playlist- its a wonder I can remember any of it from the 80’s. It was like ‘If you remember it you weren’t there’ kinda scenario like they say about the 1960’s. Happy days!

T
T
December 4, 2011 12:52 pm

These are great! Love it. We need more funny astro art.

Savannah
Savannah
December 4, 2011 12:37 pm

Aries: Angus Young
Toro: Craig Jones – Slipknot
Gem: Ronnie James Dio – Black Sabbath
Sagg: Ozzy Osbourne
Cap: Lemmy
Leo: Ian Gillian – Deep Purple
Pisces: Steve Harris – Iron Maiden
Aqua: of course Alice Cooper
Libra: Tommy Lee when he eventually gets porky lol
Scorp: Bobby Dall – Poison
Cancer: Ronnie James Dio.

Scorptropic
Scorptropic
December 4, 2011 12:53 pm
Reply to  Savannah

Leo: James Hetfield – Metallica

Lemmy! of course! 😆

Brenda
Brenda
December 4, 2011 12:37 pm

Omg… this is amazing. lol I love that the Sag seems to have thrown something at the blood bathing Aqua. lol Totally reminds me of my sister the mega sag. That Capricorn guy is cracking me up… oh so great. The Cancer is just funny. I’m not like that. Well, I’d rather not be. lol I, funny enough, am probably a good mix of the Cancer (sun), Leo (moon), and Aries…. my face does get awfully red depending on what I’m drinking. That Pisces is perfect…. totally just slammed his drink, smoked waaaay too much before they even got there… Read more »

Scorptropic
Scorptropic
December 4, 2011 12:54 pm
Reply to  Brenda

“… had to pass the bong over because this moment was just *perfect* for the head banging”

HAHAHAHA. Perfect! 😛

Kata
Kata
December 4, 2011 12:03 pm

Haha hilarious! Libra looks like a chubby Tommy Chong and my cancer metal head cousin looks just like the cancer after too many drinks 🙂 I don’t really get the aries. I agree pisces should have a beer or joint at least

Intrigued
Intrigued
December 4, 2011 12:27 pm
Reply to  Kata

I bet an Aries like that would rock in Scotland 😀 Rest of the world… not quite. Still,so funny!

Intrigued
Intrigued
December 4, 2011 11:38 am

fantastic! Virgo and Sagittarius,especially.
but,the Aries… lol lol lol lol lol!

Pegasus
Pegasus
December 4, 2011 9:21 am

Libra looks like many of Vietnam Vets. They are the only hot blokes
in my age group who like dress-ups.

MARY
MARY
December 4, 2011 8:58 am

hahahha
LOOOOVE IT!!!

My fav is Sagitarrius… reminds me od Iron Maiden “Aces High” or “I want out”

hehe

babyscorp
babyscorp
December 4, 2011 8:57 am

“metal scorpio” is redundant. I think every scorpio, whether they admit it or not, really loves a little black metal now and then.

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
December 4, 2011 8:52 am

“the longer you look at it, the more profound it seems to be…”
omg that killed me. i looked at it for a good minute and a half and then read that comment and burst into laughter.

saggo, virgo, and aqua are probably my favorites and have the most subtext imo.

andromeda
andromeda
December 4, 2011 7:26 am

Who did this? It really is genius! I LOVE it.

purpleta
purpleta
December 4, 2011 6:59 am

What’s up with the Libra one? I’m totally into the Aries and Scorpio ones… like in real life!

scorpiorising
scorpiorising
December 4, 2011 7:22 am
Reply to  purpleta

Libra looks a biker metal-head not sure why for Libra though.

beth
beth
December 4, 2011 8:50 am
Reply to  scorpiorising

It’s the scale.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 4, 2011 3:31 pm
Reply to  beth

Yes, but it’s the only one that doesn’t look badass.

Stawr
Stawr
December 4, 2011 5:04 am

YEAGH!!!! I like the Taurus one. And the Gemini one reminds me of Marilyn Manson. The Metal TYPE(I say that cause putting things in genes can be complicated sometimes) music I like is MUSHROOMHEAD Cannibal Corpse (I have a band T a dude gave me and it made my mom almost throw up once) Slipknot Metalica Korn Marilyn Manson Ozzy Osborne Three Days Grace (I’m a Gemini rising, Aries Sun 11, Scorpio Moon 6, Taurus Mercury 12, Venus Pisces 10, Aquarius Mars 10, Uranus Cappy 8) I find the Scorp Metal guy to be spot on. Lol the Leo one… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea
December 4, 2011 7:34 am
Reply to  Stawr

I’m gem rising, sun in Aries, 11th too…Was just listening to Black Sabbath the other day..Was a time in the 70’s (high school) when I was very much into capes and dark red lips/witch like. Must have been doing Moon in 8th.

Gneiss Moon
Gneiss Moon
December 4, 2011 7:58 am
Reply to  Sweetpea

You had a cape ?! I LOVE that haha for reals ! Love Black Sabbath, had the book in my hands 2 days ago, but can not check out from library until system overhaul is over in a week ARG has been 3 weeks no library check out ! Reunited Sabbath that’s cool, love Sabbath. Had an old BS lp that was without dust sleeve, in another cover, with a notebook paper slapped on it with BLACK SABBATH written in sharpie marker, lost in travels, that thing saw a lot of parties. Was doing my Neptune square to Venus Jupiter… Read more »

Gneiss Moon
Gneiss Moon
December 4, 2011 4:57 am

Funny you post this Mystic, just had my hearing tested (excellent) and was thinking of all the heavy metal shows I have been to. Lost a portion of my hearing for 3 days after Rob Halford rode his Harley onstage years ago.
He’s a Virgo, Jupiter most highly aspected in Aries.

scorpiorising
scorpiorising
December 4, 2011 7:21 am
Reply to  Gneiss Moon

yes, I want Virgo to be charged to Rob Halford in leather, spikes and a Harley!! I don’t dig the glam metal dude at all.
I like Scorpio he reminds me of Dethklok Nathan Explosion!

Gneiss Moon
Gneiss Moon
December 4, 2011 7:49 am
Reply to  scorpiorising

ha the Virgo reminded me of Bon Jovi, but he’s a Pisces. Joan Jett is Virgo, & where are the women in this pic, anyway ?! Hello !
bones of the ear are called : hammer, the anvil, and the stirrup
hee Saturn trivia for y’all

beth
beth
December 4, 2011 8:47 am
Reply to  scorpiorising

As a virgo, I have no problem with Rob Halford representing us. Or Joan Jett.

Fi
Fi
December 4, 2011 6:04 pm
Reply to  beth

As a Uranus station and Pluto in Virgo type, I definitely vote Rob Halford for Virgo too, so glad the virgo sun types agree!

Panda Girl
Panda Girl
December 4, 2011 4:21 pm
Reply to  scorpiorising

The Scorp totally does look like Nathan Explosion! The Pisces reminds me of Toki and the Kataka is a bit Murderface-esque.

On topic, my personal fave here is the Libran – heart on the sleeve, checking the weight and of all of them the one you’d feel most comfortable around in “normal” social settings 🙂

Sweetpea
Sweetpea
December 4, 2011 7:22 am
Reply to  Gneiss Moon

Good your hearing is excellent Rox. Mom was Virgo Mercury-Venus-Neptune-MC …she had excellent hearing. Often wonder if having the ear buds nearly full tilt here on line (I have music at all available moments esp when on line lol)…but so far so good. Pisces docs, Merc in Aries, Toro rising, Mars-Moon-Uranus-Pluto in Virgo has one ear that is damaged due to football. All his Virgo in 5th, house of games and sports, trine Toro Jupiter in 1st conj. Toro Asc. He’s about 6’3 and used to weigh 300lbs when playing. He’s very fit and all the peeps both genders, crazy… Read more »

Gneiss Moon
Gneiss Moon
December 4, 2011 7:45 am
Reply to  Sweetpea

you are so cute ! got enough magnets ha. So glad you are digging the new vibes at your work ! Sensitive And sporty, sounds like a cool doc 🙂 Sweets, I worked in a factory to gain scholarship all through uni, and it was super loud and I had heavy metal cranked in the earphones to block out the already noisy machinery. (oddly enough, I worked on jet airplane parts – Sun conj Uranus) It is the prolonged sustain of one register that will speed loss, (or like Pete Townshend who didn’t wear protection while standing in front of… Read more »

year of the fox
year of the fox
December 4, 2011 4:05 am

I have to say this thing is extremely accurate although the Aries needs more woad or extra tatts.

St Pisces
St Pisces
December 4, 2011 3:44 am

Not so sure about the Pisces… shouldn’t he have like, twin beers, or something? Mebbe one of those obscure beers with a trout on the label.

andromeda
andromeda
December 4, 2011 7:23 am
Reply to  St Pisces

Really? I actually thought there was something really abstract about the Piscean mid-mosh, lost in bliss that is very Neptunian and sophisticated. I think it is my fave!

Gneiss Moon
Gneiss Moon
December 4, 2011 8:09 am
Reply to  andromeda

ditto, totally in the inner / outer space that one

beth
beth
December 4, 2011 3:38 am

Ha! Nice job! Except virgo, that pose and those pants suit a Leo far better. I know what they were probably thinking but virgo doesn’t equal flashy femme. Now if he was in utilitarian industrial wear…

rose
rose
December 4, 2011 4:18 am
Reply to  beth

I actually played bass in a road band for years (not metal, though), and wore these pants! Virgo, here. Sometimes we weird out.

whatevs
whatevs
December 4, 2011 9:58 am
Reply to  beth

oh that’s a femme? i thought virgo was male and that it was apt in that context. makes it easier for them to know everything is as it should be if it’s all on display in a tard.

beth
beth
December 4, 2011 10:21 am
Reply to  whatevs

You’re right. Femme is the wrong word. I meant something like “loud and colorful” or “axle rose”

prowlncrab
prowlncrab
December 4, 2011 1:47 am

Too funny! I love how the Cancer is red … ya know angry boiled crab raging against bad cooking, sloppy accounting and overpriced produce.

prowlncrab
prowlncrab
December 4, 2011 1:49 am
Reply to  prowlncrab

or crap licks

Sweetpea
Sweetpea
December 4, 2011 4:19 am
Reply to  prowlncrab

I kept reading that as “cracked lips”…lol

fushiafairy
fushiafairy
December 4, 2011 5:16 am
Reply to  prowlncrab

The Cancer!!!I have a crabby metal friend, and he always has a red face. This is him!

SourPatch
SourPatch
December 4, 2011 1:09 am

LOL….tell me how Virgo ended up with Axle Rose over Leo. Does anyone want to tell me who the Kataka one is suppose to be? I like it, but I’ve never been heavily into metal aside from the occasional song.

scorpiorising
scorpiorising
December 4, 2011 7:18 am
Reply to  SourPatch

I agree! I don’t relate to Axl. It would have been cool to have a femme fatale female metal vocalists instead!

SourPatch
SourPatch
December 4, 2011 12:17 pm
Reply to  scorpiorising

As I said below, I thought it was probably arranged according to *their* signs but Axl is an Aquarius….LOL. But I agree, all his antics (and the pants) scream LEO. hahahaha

Sariel
Sariel
December 4, 2011 9:03 am
Reply to  SourPatch

I believe that’s supposed to be Lars ulric

Sariel
Sariel
December 4, 2011 9:08 am
Reply to  Sariel

My bad. Lars ulric is a Capricorn, but it looks like him all the same

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth
December 4, 2011 10:26 am
Reply to  SourPatch

Its Ronnie James Dio!!

He was .. and yeah, you’re all gonna get a chuckle from this.. the man to make the horns famous.. these ones \m/ \m/ and he could still totally rock it out in his later years. Saw him on the last world tour just before he passed.

July 10 1942 – May 16 2010

RIP RJD 🙁

SourPatch
SourPatch
December 4, 2011 12:12 pm
Reply to  Scorched Earth

COOL! Thanks for the info. Looks like they placed all of them by THEIR sign, it seems (after looking up some of the other birthdays).

Fi
Fi
December 4, 2011 6:47 pm
Reply to  Scorched Earth

loved dio too, but wouldn’t have been upset if cancer had been represented by chris cornell (sigh….those pipes…those EYES!). if, as someone below suggested, sagg is Nikki Six, excuse me while I puke. the look is irrelevant – surely it should be ozzie, with coloured glasses. biassed, perhaps, since sabbath were my entry to metal and ozzie and i share a birthday. but ozzie seems to represent the best of saggo’s who tell it like it is – War Pigs (censored after 9/11) springs to mind – whereas nikki six…..oh, never mind. i saw ozzie on the graham norton show… Read more »

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth
December 4, 2011 10:50 pm
Reply to  Fi

LOL ~ someone was me 🙂 and yeah, it kinda fitted the look more than Ozzie although I gave Ozzie a mention there too. I was trying to get the archetypes not necessarily the pick of that star sign and was an amusing distraction.

Chris Cornell.. well I tried to make him fit.. I just saw him recently.. 3 hours of amazing acoustic and solo electric versions of Soundgarden, Audioslave and Temple of the Dog. Lurve!!

Fi
Fi
December 4, 2011 11:15 pm
Reply to  Scorched Earth

woops xxx but i just can’t put motley crue up there with the pioneers, ya know? glad you like chris c though: channeling straight from another source, i reckon. would give my whole higher saggo mind for pipes like that (his, or rob halford’s), since i made a living singing like a bloke, before phd, but knew my pipes and their genetic architecture (dad a bass) would never have cut the metal uber-octave thing. do a creditable interpretation of ian curtis and tom waits, though.

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth
December 5, 2011 8:06 am
Reply to  Fi

All good.. I chuckled.. someone?!? Saggi IN .. as we do 😉

Not sure I can do Rob, haven’t gone there. Love that you did!! I can do quite a number of the lads vocally and that comes from a chest voice that can push pretty high. Chris.. well I haven’t tried and I’d want to be respectfully great if I was to go there.. but the likes of Ian Astbury is comfy.

Making a somewhat sometimes sorta income to support my SACS salary LOL :-/

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth
December 5, 2011 8:23 am
Reply to  Scorched Earth

Oh and I could bang on for hours about CC! And I’d almost rather be doing that then getting ready for work after a week off… groan!! Really.. is it over?!?!

Crue not pioneers at all but you can’t help but know of em!

Have an awesome day X

davidl
davidl
December 4, 2011 12:49 am

Love them all actually, the cancer one cracks me up the most though.

davidl
davidl
December 4, 2011 3:01 am
Reply to  davidl

The Aries reminds me of this ad

GeorgeSand
GeorgeSand
December 4, 2011 3:33 am
Reply to  davidl

Ha!

Sweetpea
Sweetpea
December 4, 2011 4:04 am
Reply to  GeorgeSand

lol…

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 4, 2011 12:45 am

Really fun.

Scorptropic
Scorptropic
December 4, 2011 12:29 am

😆 I LOVE this so much!! I had a crush on two heavy metal Saggo guitarist dudes. The pic suits both of them. The Gemini one is cute. Libra very apt. I would have had the Cappy taller & skinnier though. \m/

ReikiHeart
ReikiHeart
December 4, 2011 12:02 am

I LOVE it !! And having known quite a few Metal Peeps, it is tres` profound, yes ! It made LOL, big-time !

StarInspired
StarInspired
December 3, 2011 11:45 pm

‘Virgo’ is Hilarious!! Even in that get-up, he could still pass as an Oral Hygienist.

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
December 4, 2011 8:52 am
Reply to  StarInspired

LOL seriously!

Little Joey
Little Joey
December 4, 2011 9:18 am
Reply to  StarInspired

True!!

StarInspired
StarInspired
December 3, 2011 11:39 pm

Haha! Had a Taurean ex with Scorp Rising who looked EXACTLY like the Scorpio Metal Zodiac dude… it’s like revisiting the ghosts of Xmas Past… Bah humbug!
Could have been worse though. He could have looked like ‘Aquarius’ ; )

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 4, 2011 1:29 am
Reply to  StarInspired

I had one too. He was a goth. Spot on.

toni
toni
December 3, 2011 11:32 pm

Love libra, and Aquarius’s pic is disturbing. Why would he be sitting in a blood bath?

milleunanotte
milleunanotte
December 3, 2011 11:52 pm
Reply to  toni

he’s a blood-bearer

Scorptropic
Scorptropic
December 4, 2011 12:36 am
Reply to  milleunanotte

I think the Aqua illustration is meant to be Alice Cooper who used fake blood in his stage shows. He’s actually an Aqua moon in Saggo!

The Libra illo makes me think of Meatloaf, who’s a Libran.

davidl
davidl
December 4, 2011 1:09 am
Reply to  Scorptropic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQE0pfBAYQ8&feature=related

I believe alice cooper was salvador dali’s favourite US icon.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea
December 4, 2011 4:13 am
Reply to  davidl

I also like Billion Dollar Babies….

“Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel, grimy as an alley…” lol

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox
December 4, 2011 12:14 pm
Reply to  davidl
Pegasus
Pegasus
December 4, 2011 12:40 pm

RockStar, hiya,
surf up for you Girl. Onya.
The sun out i hope, just keeps rising over the Pacific
Ocean. Wish i was there.
Give Bondi a smooch from me, just an air kiss will do
an ozonic one 🙂
Love
Pegaus x

Pegasus
Pegasus
December 4, 2011 12:43 pm

That’s an awesome link, Rockie, those couplings to be seen.
L’esprit boggles, great candid shots.

davidl
davidl
December 4, 2011 3:01 pm

Thanks rlp. When asked to select a subject for his first and only hologram, Dali chose Alice. Strange pairing.

http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/salvador_dalis_hologram_portrait_of_alice_coopers_brain/

virgo librarian
virgo librarian
December 6, 2011 7:29 pm

this is fabboulous rockstar libran! neataroo indeed

goldenfleece
goldenfleece
December 4, 2011 8:07 am
Reply to  milleunanotte

oh millie, you’re on fire ! xxx

spicybanana
spicybanana
December 3, 2011 11:26 pm

love it ! Esp. Aquarius

davidl
davidl
December 4, 2011 12:45 am
Reply to  spicybanana

Agree, aqua is Alice Cooper ? Love him.

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