Venus is in Scorpio right NOW – of course – so until early November we are ALL Venus in Scorp.
But let’s hear from those of you with the pleasure of being BORN Venus in Scorpio. Or Venus in the 8th House. Or Venus conjunct Pluto.
Let’s go here.
If any of these astrological descriptions apply to you, congratulations, you are most likely a sensation in bed…up against the wall, behind the bikesheds, whatever…
Just don’t go reading any astrological text book written before 1985. You’ll scream the house down. Actually, you wouldn’t. Because you’re most likely unflappable.
But really, to helps those of us without Venus in Scorpio, the 8th House or in tight aspect with Pluto, do tell. Please?
Are the rumours true? Do any of the following apply to you:
* That you have a special outfit just for stalking?
* That you remember sexual details from your past lives?
* That you have a shrine to some obscure Tantric deity in your bedroom to assure extra-strength sensual rapport?
* That your orgasms last ten minutes?
* That you make sexual partners sign Non-Disclosure Agreements, even when you’re not famous?
* That you purchase privately commissioned, specifically designed sex toys?
* That you keep track of every single thing?
* That the perfume you wear to seduce people is illegal in some continents and at least nine islands?
* That you go to ludicrous lengths to guard your privacy, even whilst developing sleuth skills that would have the N.S.A. gagging to hire you, if they but knew?
* That you nearly always have a secret lover/lust interest/recent sexy encounter that nobody else even knows of?
* That you would be actually quite excited if aliens invaded Earth, because of the expanded dating prospects?
* That yes, you’re best described as a Primordial Realist but that you also LONG for a deathless passion of a soulmating experience.